Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • Mitch

    First

    • MPC

      good job mitch

    • Don

      Pope?

      • Pope

        Don? How you been? Jesus says "wazzzzzzaaaaaa."

        • Observation

          You just pictured Jesus saying "wazzzzzzaaaaaa."

          • SweetAwesomeness

            now you are picturing Jesus saying waaaazzzaaa with his tongue sticking out

    • Pwithc

      you dishonor that great name

    • http://www.facebook.com/MitchMeisterr Mitch Harrison

      I was first? First time for…. er…

    • Mitch's Dad

      Sadly that was the highlight of his life and Mitch took his own life a few minutes later.

      • Mitch's Ghost

        I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!

        • Mitch's Ex

          He wasn't MY first.

      • drewscriver

        One can only hope.

  • jason

    #43, #44

    RUN

    • Çreep

      I would read that book, TWICE!

      • Walt

        Sounds like a keeper to me

        • Smitty

          Yea, whatz the problem?
          Were you planning on leaving?

      • switch_24

        Agree, you better memorize that book.. then leave!!

    • Lowrent75

      GTFO!!!

    • Beefcake

      Leaving her is not an option. You need to pull Peter Brady trick #347, convince her to leave you. I suggest taking up knitting as a hobby. No chick wants to be involved with a man who keeps balls of yarn next to the couch.

    • Available

      If that's her in the photo… I'm single and will gladly take her off your hands. I always wanted a death by pussy.

    • jjj

      you stuck your dick in crazy…
      My advice is develop a gastrointestinal problem around her. Maybe she will get tired of it and leave you vs serving you rat poison cookies.

      • BIll57

        fail or be FAILED

        • Brutal Deluxe

          Think of a good comment or WRITE WHAT YOU WROTE

    • chive
      • chive

    • Maynard B.

      How about a witness protection program?

    • A BiPolar Guy

      it is a fake – no such book exists

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

        successful troll is successful. but you are correct. its all a fake.

    • josh

      you get the "57 convenient ways to murder a woman" book….and leave it where every man should have some reading material, i.e. the back of toilet…..game on!

    • prune

      tell her you went gay or impotent

    • MATT

      Google "Borderline Personality Disorder." Then read it. Then run and change your number and your locks.

    • goldmember

      Just throw the book out. Replace it with some Hemmingway, then she will never finish it.

    • http://thehidden.squarespace.com/ Grey

      Dont date crazy

    • Cliff

      Doesn't matter had sex!

    • Pasey

      Bang to Death…

  • wontolla

    #47 Early DAR is Early

    • Whiteknight

      Lame and overused comment is lame and overused.

      • DrROBOTO

        i know this has nothing to do w/ this pic but I think chive should sponsor a poll dancing competition at a meetup.oh and have it in chitown.please john.#27

  • JAPIV

    #15 Who'd like a banger in the mouth?

    • BangBangBart

      in America we call them sausages

    • Fasteddy14

      There's got to be a better way to say that.

    • ROK247

      imagine ellen, sitting on portia's face, just grinding away.

      you're welcome.

      • JDB

        I'd just keep my eyes on Portia.

      • au naturale

        the other way round is better…

    • Dream

      We shant be telling mother about this

    • Art

      I'm afraid I just "blue" myself

    • Zach

      The best show ever…..

    • Mrs. Featherbottom

      "That's right I forgot. Here in the colonies you call it a sausage in the mouth"

    • pablo_v

      oh tobias, you blowhard!

  • J.D.

    #9, I would too. Really, if I saw him anywhere.

  • Dad

    "Sorry, but what you are looking for isn't here" because we at the Chive don't care that our website is broken.

    This comment will be deleted by an administrator.

    • mylo

      hint: clear your browser cache

      • Dad

        hint: it clears every time I shut down my browser, because I am not a noob. This has been happening since Thursday and it's fucking annoying, and I know I'm not the only one.

        • timmy tooth

          this is the truth

    • 133

      Agreed.

    • John

      It's an isolated issue but we're aware of it and trying to fix it. Hope to have it solved by the end of the day. I currently have a potato gun to our developer's head and, if he doesn't fix it, mashed fucking potatoes.

      • Dad

        That's all I wanted to hear. You are the man.

      • JDB

        Get pics…

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000430036420 D.j. Droneburg

          Agreed, pics or it didn't happen

      • Morgan Freeman

        Love that you guys listen to us !! CHIVE THE FUCK ON !!

      • Bob

        Seriously, i lol'd at that, John.

      • Nice Kicks

        Jesus loves you….r shoes.

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    #15
    I love a good banger in the mouth.

    • beat rice

      I just blue myself

  • Lennox

    #18

    By 'hell of a night' i hope you mean 'going to grant his wish of always wanting to have sex with me'

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=713796627 Spencer Rome

      Legit. If you're friends he's probably desperately in love with you.

    • mikey

      UN-FRIENDZONE HIM FOR A NIGHT

      • ROK247

        DO IT FOR THE CHIVE!

        • rocketscientist

          and take pictures

          • fuzzybeard2016

            Nah, ROLL VIDEO!

            • Jen

              wow, creep. please take your picture off your avatar, thanks.

    • Reymont

      Let's all thumbs-up the hell out of that.

    • au naturale

      sign's backward bitch (it's fkn dar not durrrrrrrrrr)

      • Captain Obvious

        someones most likely going to make a t-shirt for his night on the town.

        • Sherlock Holmes

          Your Powers of observation have brought logic back to midst

          • Watson

            Cleverly done.

        • DudeBro

          God I hope it's for a T-shirt and not for a fucking stupid tattoo.

      • pdiddily420

        Mirrors tend to have that effect on things, dummy.

    • dirtysteve99

      going to give him his rusty wings eh?

      • BlogNinja

        or a Rusty Venture?

    • k-9

      make him a t-shirt then ride him

  • CAPS LOCK TUESDAY

    HEY CHIVE. DID YOU KNOW IT'S CAPS LOCK TUESDAY?

    LET'S DO THIS!

    • RANDALL GALLEGOS

      COOL I WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME.

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        Why must you trolls ruin everything. You all act like a bunch of 10 year olds. Grow up and start acting like a man. CAPS OFF, CAPS OFF.

        • CAPS LOCK TUESDAY

          WHY MUST WHINERS WHINE? PEOPLE COME HERE FOR A SHOW, AND WE FUCKING GIVE THEM ONE. NOW STUP BEING A CUNTY AND JOIN THE PARTY. KEEP CALM AND TROLL ON.

          • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

            You guys are killing Tuesday with you CAP LOCK TROLLING, Please stop the madness, Tuesdays used to be great, now they suck. CAPS OFF-CAPS OFF.

            • CAPS LOCK TUESDAY

              QUITE THE OPPOSITE. THE WHINERS KILLED TUESDAY, WE ARE RESURRECTING IT WITH OUR SEXY CAPS LOCK TUESDAY RITUAL. DID I MENTION YOU HAVE TO BE DOING THIS NAKED?

              • RANDALL GALLEGOS

                Did somebody say naked, WOW I'm going to love Tuesdays, But lets just get naked between the guys only that way my girlfriend wont get mad.I LOVE NAKED TUESDAYS.

                • CAPS LOCK TUESDAY

                  YEAH PRETTY MUCH ALL DUDES NAKED, THAT WAY I CAN SNEAK AWAY AND TRY TO SNAG YOUR GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I'M A CHIVER LIKE THAT

                  • TERRY BURKE

                    HEY GUYS WHAT UP, IT'S ME LG #1 FRIEND HERE ON THE CHIVE. TERRY BURKE. I'M WILLING TO GET NAKED WITH YOU GUYS BUT AS LONG AS YOU DON'T TELL LG.IF SHE KNOWS I'M INTO GAY STUFF WITH YOU TROLLS SHE'LL NEVER GIVE ME (YOU KNOW WHAT). SO LETS JUST KEEP IT A SECRET.DEAL.

                    • NOT NOW CHIEF

                      I SEE YOU LOOOOOOOOOVE COCAINE.

                    • NOW WHAT CHIEF

                      TELL THAT LUCKY GIRL I WANT MY PICTURE OF PAULA BACK FROM HER BEDROOM NOW, SHE'S CLEARLY FAPPED TO IT ENOUGH.

                    • UGLY ROSE

                      SORRY, I DID A BOBO. I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT PICTURE CAME OUT.

                    • http://PENTHOUSE.COM LG<>

                      YOU LIKE BUTTSEX WITH GUYS, THAT'S DISGUSTING.I WANT YOU TO HEAR ME, I'M NEVER GIVING YOU MY PUSSY.

                      PS. CLICK ON MY NAME TO SEE MORE PICTURES.

                    • Jen

                      THIS RIGHT HERE….NO BULLSHIT JUST HAD ME DYING!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS GREATTTTTTTTTT

                      How did this get so many thumbs down?

    • jjj

      NO I CAN'T STOP YELLING CAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK!
      -SAMUEL JACKSON

    • SAM JACK

      DEEP BLUE SEA…. A MOTHERFUCKING SHARK ATE ME!

    • boe

      I wish there was a way to show that you literally made 14 replies to your own comment but then again making 14 replies on your own comment solidifies that you do not need to be knocked down a peg, life has already shit on you enough.

      • http://PENTHOUSE.COM LG<>

        EVEN IF THEY DID. WHY WOULD YOU CARE ASSWIPE.
        DON'T OPEN-REPLY.AND KEEP GOING ON WITH YOUR INCREDIBLE LIFE.
        ASSWIPE.

      • A WAY

        THERE IS A WAY, IT'S CALLED AN IP ADDRESS AND THE CHIVE HAS THEM FOR EVERY COMMENT, SO YOUR WISH HAS COME TRUE. HOWEVER, I'M AFRAID THAT YOU WILL BE SORELY DISAPPOINTED WHEN YOU FIND OUT IT'S NOT JUST ONE PERSON LIKE YOU'D LOVE TO BELIEVE BECAUSE, TRULY, MATTERS ARE MUCH MUCH MUCH WORSE THAN YOU HAD INITIALLY THOUGHT. KEEP CLAMS AND TROLL ON.

      • )W(*4

        HAVE THE CHIVE CHECK THE IP ADDRESSES, DICK-HOLE. I WANT THEM TO PROVE YOU WRONG. BUT SINCE YOU"RE NOT A BONY ATTENTION SLUT THEY MOST LIKELY WON'T DISCLOSE SUCH INFORMATION TO YOU

    • Mrbugaw

      Paula's better then everyone on this thread. (including me /cry).

  • Breaking News

    Paula has been deleted by an administrator.

    • This just in...

      Paula IS the administrator

      • Not Really Just In

        That's what's so ironic about it.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      While Paula is absent you will get posts like the geek.

  • The Beast

    #1
    Slurpee machine malfunction

    • Master_Rahl

      cocaine's a helluva drug, helluva drug

    • WS6

      No weezing the ju-uice!

      • The Bacon Chronicles

        This year's bukkake convention was a great success!

    • Darkside

      Seriously though….WTFiszat??

    • Allen

      FANTASTIC PRANK!!! Just pour an entire large bottle of liquid dish soap in your local mall of square fountain and watch the fun grow and grow. Make sure no one sees you 🙂

  • winny

    #25

    Chivers should issue more of these challenges

    • Ryan

      Challenge accepted!

      lick my ass

    • Mike Oxlong

      ……. #25 and more Chivettes should play along.

    • BIll57

      best bikini, best panties, best negligee, best tan lines, best no tan lines, best see-through blouse etc etc

    • The_Dood

      We do.

  • Trollsey Shore

    Yeah I made the first page, because I'm the fucking man and everyone should know it.

    • techno_viking

      How can you give that a thumbs down?

      • Capt Obvious

        It's pretty easy, you just click on the box that shows a thumbs down. It turns red after you do it.

    • Not Now Chief

      Sadly, it seems the hilarious reference alludes the average Chiver, yet again.

      • JHL1

        No, it just wasn't funny.

  • Lucky Guy

    Too many trolls lately.

    Thumbs up if you LOVE the Chive!

    • milo

      the trolling gets worse as the week goes on, then sexy chivers will be posted and everybody remembers there really isn't a site doing anything close to what the chive is doing

      2 hours later the DAR will be posted with two repeat photos and the chive will be shit again

      #25, #26, #18

      • Patrice O'Neal

        "there really isn't a site doing anything close to what the chive is doing"

        i know, right? before The Chive, there was no place on the internet to see semi-naked women pandering for the attention of anonymous middle-class, white-bread masturbators. in fact before The Chive came along, Playboy magazine was a clothing catalog. true story.

  • Shy

    Second

  • tostada

    #37

    I laughed a little harder than i should

    • HalloweenGenius

      Funniest thing put up in a while

      • au naturale

        not at all actually, u guys are all hicks and retards-

      • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

        That is genius!!!

    • nathan

      first true lol in a while. funny.

    • Badness

      Nailed it

    • Catherine

      I laughed so much at this…spot on!!

    • Trent

      It's funny as hell, but I'm not sure people will get it. That movie came out like 4 years ago.

      • Classics

        the crow
        fight club
        Robocop
        Collateral
        muthafuckin' Star Wars

        anyone of these makes for a recognizable costume

        • Evan

          You're just gonna throw Collateral in there with a bunch of movies people remember, huh?

    • ZachBob

      Not sure if racist or hilarious…

    • S. F.

      Is everyone racist when given the chance to be anonymous?

      • soul

        you know it

      • The_Dood

        What's racist about it?

    • http://deadanimalsanddiapers.blogspot.com/ hehmeh

      I did that snort/laugh thing that I tried to muffle because a millisecond into it, I realized I was still at my work desk… at first I thought he was "Wilfred", then I saw the pic on the right.

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    #16
    I was the first Anal-rapist.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=526770996 Jay Hernandez

    #7 I'd share my sandwich with you not because you are skinny but because you are HAWT!!

    • Lulatsch

      legs and arms could have a little more.
      Just a very little.

      • Djeezzus

        The only part that is not too thin is those ridiculous glasses

        • Cait

          I HATE when girls wear those glasses. They're only attractive to hipsters…for the sake of our gender, stop, please stop.

    • Dick Salad

      Looks like a fucking Klingon in the face. Brown bag that shit and would have sex.

    • ROK247

      skinny is easily remedied.

      • AmBush_Steve

        Calling Dr. Ronald McDonald. Stat.

    • Fasteddy14

      I'm waiting for the Chive to show the front view where she has a penis.

      • Some Bad News

        May I ask why you're waiting to see a penis?

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=526770996 Jay Hernandez

          That's what I am wondering? We have a gay maybe?

        • Crying Game

          Polish Model this morning

        • The_Dood

          You're obviously new here.

        • The Chivery

          He wouldn't be a Chiver if he wasn't.

          Chive on!

          • Jen

            faggot. you're on here more than 90% of all visitors.

            • The Chivery

              Exactly, you cantankerous slut. All true Chivers are flaming homos, and I like to think of myself as the truest Chiver of all.

              Chive on!

    • au naturale

      not even close-

    • Bluto

      Too thin. Not anorexic thin, but too thin. Get some exercise and strive for #49…

    • Third and Long

      She has a massive lump or stain on her forehead not hot at all.

    • Dick Salad

      Thumbs down seriously? Look at that forehead and eyebrows and tell me that's not a Klingon face. If you don't think so then your gayer than a dick salad.

      • Third and Long

        The face reminds me of the kid from the film the mask that cher was in lol

      • SweetAwesomeness

        too soon bro

    • Lev

      Too thin. The only reason there is any illusion that she has an ass is because of her posture.

    • Jane

      It kind of looks 'shopped in some areas. Her thighs seem a bit off to me to be honest. I bet she would look better without those dumb fucking glasses or pointless touch ups

    • Lotus

      First, she needs to ditch the lame-ass glasses and pose. She is a little skinny for my taste, arms and legs need some filling out to get rid of that boney look. Soft is better than hard, but #29 is a little too squishy for me, cute face though.

    • Calvo

      Although good looking of course, (yes boldly saying sexually doable) she does need a little bit more of meet…should absolutely strive for 49!

    • MTLassen

      can't tell if bad photographer or bad camera

    • Craigery

      Too skinny and stupid-looking oversized glasses.

      • mojo789

        Everybody drink their hateraide this morning. I'd hit it and not complain. Of course I would prefer #49 but I mean come on.

        • )W(*4

          good. now keep drinking your love-juice(which sounds significantly gayer), and leave us haters alone.

          • mojo789

            its like juice….and your right love juice does sound significantly gayer, but those are your words not mine

    • Lou

      Wee bit on the slim side for my tastes, I prefer a girl to be a little curvier. And ditch the ridiculous glasses, they really don't help. But not bad, not bad.

    • Eric

      she needs a cheeseburger

  • Dream

    #49, holy moly

    • AmBush_Steve

      Absofuckinglutely awesome. I'd love to see her face.

      • Master_Rahl

        …but if that's not possible, this post is still completely acceptable as is. OUCH! so fit, so fine!

      • Bennyhaha

        humminahumminahummina…. Maybe the best bod. ever?

        • )W(*4

          nope. that would be Salma Hayek

      • Owen Smithers

        Unnecessary. Enjoy it as is.

    • au naturale

      oh yes give me those spherical fake tits…NOPE

      • jjj

        says the guy who masturbates to a sears catalog

        • Dan

          So, I'm not the only person that does that? SWEET!

        • au naturale

          Lane Bryant home boy

        • NothingToSeeHere

          Spiegel had the best models…

        • JFWOIe

          really? STFU and retire that lame comeback…..

    • badbad

      looks like that Zuzana body rock chick, former pornstar turned youtube hottie

      • ...

        Holy fcking s**!! I knew something was up with that Zuzana. Her bodyrock vids had an effect on me that porn usually gives.

    • FletchLives

      That's Susana Spears, former porn star, now fitness guru. Can't find the exact picture, but tineye.com is your friend.

    • Phil Rizzuto

    • Nate

      Correct.

    • colombianchiver

      best happy ending of DAR ever

    • Clifford Stenner

      Same chick? Similar outfit…

  • mr ruffles

    #14 Total Recall….. my first tri-boob

    • CIA

      Did you say three tits? Awesome.

      • Paul

        Four boobs? That's just SICK, man.

    • drew

      …waits for first "Quaid…" quote.

    • Sarex

      She has four boobs…

      • yep

        He lost some fingers in wood shop. He can only count to three…

    • Hank Scorpio

      um…quad boob.

    • Brad

      I made this joke in the previous post that this pic was in! Copyright infringement!!

  • JuanCa

    #49, I could happily die by motorboat!

    • Motorboat Captain

      Your wish is my command, see you on the lake.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14830698 Frank Prill

      #7 Someone is fishing for compliments!!!!

      • Whiteknight

        Is it you? I tried to think of one but all that came out is you look like Steve-O got punched in the face by Mike Tyson.

    • JDubs
  • ROSE IS UGLY

    #26 – you need the following:
    1. a tan
    2. breast implants
    3. a gym membership
    4. hair dye (you look like a ginger)

    • HankT

      Dude, you would be lucky to be able to go home to someone as hot as Rose.

      Rose, thank you for the pics…challenge SUCCESSFUL!

      • Jason

        Actually, need to see the back view of these as well.

      • schmiellson

        i dont see the hotness

      • )W(*4

        that's not hot. she's pale and boney as hell. don't like fat chicks, and don't like chicks who look like their hip-bones could double as rudders either.

    • Htisss

      you look very fine to me. Wish I could see that in person.

    • quintus

      Oh my, you need the following:
      1. manners
      2. attitude adjustment
      3. proper expectations
      4. a life so that you can stop trolling…

      Rosie, thanks for posting. Way to succeed on your challenge.

    • Ryan

      I'd love to see what ^this^ guy looks like

      • WOhe

        doesn't matter. he's not the one submitting pictures for people to judge/see.

      • Kobeiwje

        STFU with your stupid ass. so you can't say that sports-team sucks unless you can play at least equally good as them? or say a movie sucks unless you know how to make one? GEE THAT MAKES SENSE! DURRR

    • JuanCamdingo

      #29

      Fixed?

    • Dano

      Breast implants are nasty…her boobs are fine the way they are. Tan…yeah, maybe. Gym membership, nope. Hair dye..WTF??

    • Mike Oxlong

      Fuck You!!! She looks good.

    • Whitecup

      ROSE IS UGLY – you need the following:
      1. To not be a douchebag
      2. To not be a douchebag
      3. To not be a douchebag
      4. To not be a tool

    • Tough Love

      I agree with you 100%. I actually thought it was a guy at first and that I got trolled. Nope…..

    • UGLY ROSE

      Hey that's not nice. You forgot she should get some curves. skinny bitch.

      • anon

        one troll replying to himself is kind of sad…

        • UGLY ROSE

          I'm a different TROLL.She is just a skinny chick with no curves.

          • Troll Feeder

            Says the guy with the 280 lb wife that can only jack-off to women like Rose.

            • Juke Bag

              my god, THE COMEBACKS ARE SO LAME!!!!

      • Honk

        The men who hate women

    • Russ

      She looks good. YOU need the following:
      1. to go fuck yourself
      2. to go fuck yourself
      3. to go fuck yourself
      4. stop being too judgmental of women who are clearly attractive
      5. to go fuck yourself

    • Nando

      haters gonna hate

    • on top of it Rose

      dude that's the douchiest post i have ever seen…on any site in the history of the internet

      • noobtastic

        you obviously haven't been on the intertubes long enough

    • joesfunhouse

      Call me easily pleased but I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers. Might I challenge you to post a pick of that Adonis sculpture you call your body so that Rosie here can offer you a few pointers, as well?

      • joesfunhouse

        *pic* (God, how embarrassing)

    • Alex

      No need for any of that, and particularly NO TAN! Seriously, tan is overrated. She has the right skin tone.

    • Dick Salad

      When I saw the first pic I seriously thought it was a skinny dude trolling in panties… the second looks a lot better but seriously, the first one looks like a 13 yr old boy in panties… If you like that your gayer than a dick salad.

      • dork

        We get it, you like the term "Dick Salad". Now go outside and ride your bike.

        • S. F.

          Agreed. Stop trying so hard. It's obvious and pathetic.

    • UGLY ROSE

      WHO'S GOING TO FEED MY BABY IF BITCH AINT GOT NO TITS.
      NOW #49 SHE CAN FEED MY BABY UNTIL THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS SEVEN FEET TALL.
      YOU FEELING ME.

      • Dick Salad

        #35 at least she looks better than Floppy McPancake Tits.

        • http://twitter.com/valorikx221 @valorikx221

          The dude from American Pickers? Frankie

          • Jessi

            Thought that too…dude is checkin out! I totally though those two were gay for each other!

        • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

          Best name for her. Ever.

      • BIll57

        ugly rose is really paula?

        • UGLY ROSE

          LISTEN YOU OLD SHITSMELLING ASS OF A MAN. WHAT THE HELL YOU SAYING THAT I'M PAULA. I THINK ROSE IS YOUR CRACKHEADED SKINNY GRANDDAUGHTER. DO ME A FAVOR SEND ROSE TO ME AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER. AIGHT.

          • UGLY ROSE

            BILLY
            1.ARE YOU A WOMEN
            2.DO YOU HAVE ANY TEETH
            3.I LOVES ME A WOMEN WITHOUT TEETH.
            4.I BET YOUR WRINKLED OLD ASS LOOKS LIKE GRATED CHEESE.
            MOTHERFUCKER.

            • Memo

              Hey. hey. Caps lock Tuesday got thumbs downed like three hundred times now.

          • miniga

            chill out "homie"….this isn't the suburban gangsta website….gtfo

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Trollbait or you do not understand me at all.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

      • S. F.

        What is it about you that makes you come to a place you aren't wanted? Fuck off troll.

    • WirelessCable

      Be nice Rose… She's beautiful as is! (and I really mean it too!)

      Tans are nice, but what if she's got a day job that keeps her inside?
      Implants hurt luv
      She's got a good body
      Natural hair is the best!

    • ZERO

      I am not really a pervert ,but thin pale woman is my fetish.

      i my college ,on like 2500 girl ,there is only 3-4 girl has body attrative has yours
      and they are all taken by damn douches.

    • Donna_Romper

      Reminds me of Auschwitz.

      • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

        Not cool.

        • Kleinfeld

          Hey, I'm a Jew, and even I can't think of a more appropriate comparison……

    • Brad

      She's ok, those underwear don't flatter her hips or body shape…

      • Owen Smithers

        I think you nailed it, bro. She's fine, but not the best choice of panties. No bigs though….we shall overcome!

        • sp3cialbrownie

          you need fucking glasses, she is not fit or have any curves at all, and looks like a ghost

          • Red

            agreed.

    • THEQUEBEKER

      She's looking fine by me, anybody how thinks otherwise is just a superficial douche fuck and doesn't understand what the Chive stands for.

      Also, to everybody supporting Rose, CHIVE ON!!!

    • ChiveNation

      You don't have to like her, but be nice. Chivers are known for being the best people on the internet. Keep it that way and be a gentleman.

    • obviousssssssss

      Dear god this site is full of desperate pussy worshiping losers who go bat crazy over any ugly slut willing to post her semi naked pics here. You must be BLIND to ignore the fact that she IS anorexic. But the chivers have always liked chics with a 10 yr old boys body so us normal folks cant really do anything bout it. Rose dont let these nerds make you blv that you are hot ,please start eating and stop doing meth.

      • nate

        haha ur a fucking loser bro

      • Obama

        so you must be a complete moron or something dude, because you OBVIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSly don't have any real grasp on reality to understand that some girls actually have this body and they eat all the time. see there is thing thing called METABOLISM, and some peoples METABOLISM works at faster rates then others. Like take your for instance, OBVIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSly yours works at such a small rate that you can't get off your mothers couch long enough to go outside into the real world and figure out that there is more to people than just big tits and ass for you to look at. IDIOT.

    • Just Sayin

      Poor thing looks like she needs a sandwich.

    • gilby

      That's the perfect shade of tan for me… It would be ungentlemanly of me to not say I'd tag that over and over.

    • Craigery

      Needed: 10 more pounds.

      NOT needed: a tan, implants, gym membership, or hair dye.

    • Rick

      I thought Chivers were better than this. She's beautiful as she is and should be proud of herself. I'd feel lucky to have her as a girlfriend.

      The people saying otherwise have really brought down my opinion of the Chive.

    • Mr. Debonair

      You left out one.
      #5 Eat some food. She looks disgusting.

    • alysinwunderland

      I think some of these haters forget why the Chive is actually so frickin' awesome. It has somehow convinced female followers from all ove the world to send in half naked pictures of themselves! It is awesome and I'm proud to be one of them! But, when there are mean, nasty comments posted about these lovely ladies (which seem to be on the rise as the Chive grows), it will make some of the female followers not want to send in their pics. And, as we all know, without the pics, there are no sexy Chivers among us. So as your mommy probably said, if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.

      • its_true

        STFU whore.

    • http://deadanimalsanddiapers.blogspot.com/ heh.meh

      You seem to need an enema…

  • AssClown

    #8 Ari (to Christina Aguilera): "If you give me an Emmy winning performance I will have Kobe Bryant sing at your birthday."

    • arjay

      grammy not emmy, but the effort was there

    • rogaine works

      he's got a 4th one under his toupe

  • Yessirr

    #22 suddenly, boner.

    • Dano

      Yeah, and wanting a bottle with a twist off top…

      • Bluto

        Unfortunately, the wrong top twisted off.

    • Ha fuckinha

      Does that come in keychain size?

    • Mito

      Christ, if she was a bartender doing that trick, she'd be a millionaire in no time.

  • Savvy Duck

    #7 … Smoking hot

    • au naturale

      FAIL

      • wtf

        It's ok. Homosexuals can have their opinions too…

        • au naturale

          I likes em thick, fuck off

      • http://www.facebook.com/7kris.witha.k7 Kris Coleman

        whats wrong with liking skinny chicks? they need love too

        and it's not like i'm hating thicker girls, i find them attractive too. But there is something about this girl, you could spin her like a top

        • Truth

          I actually do hate thicker chicks because they are usually lazy, unmotivated and unhealthy. I prefer a toned girl or a fit girl any day. Nothing wrong with being skinny.

          • Birdhaus32

            Yeah nothing wrong with a toned/fit girl but this chick is crackhead skinny. It's like looking at an Olson twin…

      • nate

        au naturale, we all know ur black, you don't have to keep giving it away with ur continued contribution to the stereotypes….im not racist though, my roommates black….hahahh #29 should be right up ur alley…brotha

        • Birdhaus32

          eeeeewwwwwwww

    • dirtysteve99

      Stupid fucking glasses

    • Meh

      WAY too fucking skinny. Gross.

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