Dinner for one (19 Photos)

  • jkmcdermott

    #1 that's a boat load of money and a butt load of time to sammich. I do not understand the shot of rum, the cheap wine and the crappy hot peppers either; you're just heading for ulcer-ville. Oh, that's when you shoot yourself because your misplaced priorities have not panned out.

    • MAX_POW

      OK MOM/DOC!!

    • http://deadanimalsanddiapers.blogspot.com/ heh.meh

      This is entitled "dinner for one" for a reason. I'm guessing the implied loneliness? I mean…even an awesome italian beef can't muffle the sobs you normally reserve for your pillowcase.

  • Mike R

    Chive have to be hacked somehow. 3 posts do not add up to chiveworthy today and noticed this one stayed on top as 2 more were added today. The newest always go to the top, at least for the year and 1/2 I have been chivin. Plus even the russian night girls is fishy, with links to some dufus site on all the pictures, not CHIVE!

  • James

    little caesars = cheap + leftovers. ill pass on the $30+ sandwich. youre slippin today chive.

  • Anon

    The gun is for shooting yourself in the foot to numb the pain of inevitably having to shit something out the size of a volkswagen.

  • Brother Maynard

    #18 looks pretty good.

  • AtheistsiehtA

    Meh, I have a whole safe full of guns, so, definitely not anti-gun, but displaying your piece in this context is juvenile. Or, weird…this looks like a suicide letter pictorial documenting the last meal of a melodramatic douche bag tv chef.

  • cdub

    #17 Do those satin pants belong to the gay boy or John?

  • Stan

    A whole lotta BS for a sammich.

  • Bucky Jones

    With all that money spent… I'd rather get blazed and grill me up a ribeye.

  • Htisss

    That looks fucking delicious.

  • jjjmc1

    The gun goes nicely with the swan plate.

  • Anonymous

    Man that’s a lot of work for one damn sandwich……..

    Looks good but a lot work.

  • http://thatisthestuff.com the stuff .com

    Sandwiches, guns, wine and rum…the 4 basic food groups!

  • dfoggers

    So he cooked a load of meat and put some of it in the sandwich to have a normal sized meal for one. The mystery is… where is the rest of the food!? Obviously if he gave it to someone else it wouldn't be dinner for one.

    The mystery continues.

    • 123

      If by "mystery" you mean "who gives a shit", I totally agree

  • Bongzilla420

    Like a boss … except the whole cooking thing.

  • asdfgfh

    yellow tail = fail

  • Anonymous

    Spilled the wine

  • 123

    Everyone's trying to figure out why there's a gun in the picture. I saw the shitty rum and the 7-11 wine and I didn't even question it at all. Here's a tip. Take half of the 40 bucks you wasted making this 5 dollar sammich and get some decent fucking booze. If you drank decent booze maybe you wouldn't be suicidal while you're eating.

    • iskra9

      … too true buddy too true .. but it's actually a not half bad aussie red .. still a waste with this overworked crap though .. take the red, take the steak … fire up the bbq and stop wasting good quality Chive time ..

  • NaNaNaMatmaN

    #19 He'll be really pissed when he comes to realize that rifle cartridge won't fit that revolver. FAIL

    • Jonny

      That is to hold the gun at an angle to get a good shot of it.

  • Franklin

    That's one helluva Philly. It almost looks too heavy to be good, but I'll have to make one and see for myself.

  • vent187

    Looks good as long as I don’t have to make it.

  • Zedhere

    #19 Rum and guns, the perfect side dish to any nutritious lunch.

  • Anonymous

    Haters gonna hate

  • jonny

    Ahh arfcom contributing to the weirdness of the internet since Fuds learned how to use computers…

  • Eat at Geno's!

    in the time it took to crock that meat i could have flown from dallas to philly and eaten at geno's AND pat's…

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