Dinner for one (19 Photos)

#1 that's a boat load of money and a butt load of time to sammich. I do not understand the shot of rum, the cheap wine and the crappy hot peppers either; you're just heading for ulcer-ville. Oh, that's when you shoot yourself because your misplaced priorities have not panned out.

Chive have to be hacked somehow. 3 posts do not add up to chiveworthy today and noticed this one stayed on top as 2 more were added today. The newest always go to the top, at least for the year and 1/2 I have been chivin. Plus even the russian night girls is fishy, with links to some dufus site on all the pictures, not CHIVE!

little caesars = cheap + leftovers. ill pass on the $30+ sandwich. youre slippin today chive.

The gun is for shooting yourself in the foot to numb the pain of inevitably having to shit something out the size of a volkswagen.

#18 looks pretty good.

Meh, I have a whole safe full of guns, so, definitely not anti-gun, but displaying your piece in this context is juvenile. Or, weird…this looks like a suicide letter pictorial documenting the last meal of a melodramatic douche bag tv chef.

#17 Do those satin pants belong to the gay boy or John?

A whole lotta BS for a sammich.

With all that money spent… I'd rather get blazed and grill me up a ribeye.

That looks fucking delicious.

The gun goes nicely with the swan plate.

Man that’s a lot of work for one damn sandwich……..

Looks good but a lot work.

Sandwiches, guns, wine and rum…the 4 basic food groups!

So he cooked a load of meat and put some of it in the sandwich to have a normal sized meal for one. The mystery is… where is the rest of the food!? Obviously if he gave it to someone else it wouldn't be dinner for one.

The mystery continues.

Like a boss … except the whole cooking thing.

yellow tail = fail

Spilled the wine

Everyone's trying to figure out why there's a gun in the picture. I saw the shitty rum and the 7-11 wine and I didn't even question it at all. Here's a tip. Take half of the 40 bucks you wasted making this 5 dollar sammich and get some decent fucking booze. If you drank decent booze maybe you wouldn't be suicidal while you're eating.

#19 He'll be really pissed when he comes to realize that rifle cartridge won't fit that revolver. FAIL

That's one helluva Philly. It almost looks too heavy to be good, but I'll have to make one and see for myself.

Looks good as long as I don’t have to make it.

#19 Rum and guns, the perfect side dish to any nutritious lunch.

Haters gonna hate

Ahh arfcom contributing to the weirdness of the internet since Fuds learned how to use computers…

in the time it took to crock that meat i could have flown from dallas to philly and eaten at geno's AND pat's…