Geek loses job, decides to change his life (11 Photos)

After LJ lost his job he became destitute. Until one day an old University chum found him hungry and 'way too thin.' The friend got him some food, loaned LJ his Alfa Romeo for a year, and gave LJ some advice which seemed strange at the time, "You're already highly educated. Now put on mass."

So he did.

  • DrLep

    Author: JOHN…

    Dear John,


    Your Loyal Chivers

  • Iam_Dave

    He's a girl!!
    y else is this on here!
    he's a hermaphrodite!
    thats got be it

  • GernBlansten

    John, you definitely have this tagged properly:

    Mind Blowing, Random, WTF

  • jbob

    i knew the chive douchebags were gay.

  • @Tim10ch

    Not. Cool. Chive. Not Cool. Not Cool at All. I… um, We deserve to know who is responsible for this blasphemous post.
    Tell us so they may be executed. (or at least fired)

  • Vay

    #8 is still not as gay as Twilight.

  • o_O

    AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! MY EYES MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    so now he is a gay porn star?

  • Dujefaca

    #10 BARF

  • Ben

    "You are obviously highly educated, so now all you need to do is become a gay boywhore"

  • ImpressMe

    I am waiting for the punchline….because this is total bullshit…..not the same guy at all….o

    He does bear a striking resemblence to alot of the "women" in the russian girls post though….just sayin'

  • Alex

    Wtf, chive?!

  • claj

    I can speak for the ladies….me being one – one word: YUM.

  • dontbegaysparky

    when did the chive start trolling for young gay men?

  • manchakattack

    Are you guys kidding me?
    This post was lovely! Thanks Chive!

  • Chad Sutton

    Er huh?

  • Turtle

    WTF! This has GOT to be the shittiest post. And i guinche The “russian night club” post sucked

  • OldNSlow

    Still not as gay as Twilight, but getting closer.

  • mattythegooch

    Hey Norton, I'm gonna bend over………..and when I do, start FUCKIN'!!!!

    • Mutt

      Thanks for reminding me of a classic mattythegooch!!!

  • mike from NY

    uhh thanks NOT! why? all I want to know is WHY?

  • bobarino

    So losing your job + friend loaning you Alfa Romeo = turn gay? Did I get this equation right. I wish I was more highly educated instead of just mass…maybe I'd get this post.

  • anomic

    What? Does this mean we're gay now? Is this what we're doing?

  • chivette

    This is as bad as the Russian girl with all the surgery …

  • jjjmc

    I like this post because penis

  • GroovMan

    Is it April Fools so soon? I love this post!! (April Fools)

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