Geek loses job, decides to change his life (11 Photos)

After LJ lost his job he became destitute. Until one day an old University chum found him hungry and 'way too thin.' The friend got him some food, loaned LJ his Alfa Romeo for a year, and gave LJ some advice which seemed strange at the time, "You're already highly educated. Now put on mass."

So he did.

  • j22

    #8 Find her!

  • Jdub

    Shouldn’t this be on the berry for girls?! Way too gay, get rid of it!

  • The Dude

    So, he turned homo? Was that because he drove an Alfa?

  • Klay

    Uh, John? What’s going on here??

  • Mike

    Wrong web for this faggot shit. Come on CHIVE. WTF??? Is John really a pillow bitter?

  • jtrussell7

    WTF? is this still The Chive?

  • Nigel Rice


  • Instantly Flacid

    Why is this on Chive? Shouldn't it be on

  • Oooops

    Magnum?? I wonder if he can turn left?

  • jason


  • dirtysteve99

    God bless the Chive, the choose to take any story they're given at face value.

  • Loccus

    WTF? Shouldn't hairless oiled guys be on the Berry? Has John just come out of the closet?

  • acadea

    … wot?javascript:%20postComment(0); o.0

  • Paul

    Gayer than cum on a mustache

  • Stevie Jay

    This isn't even feasible.

    Also, the fuck is this shit doing on The chive anyways?

  • Mike

    So his advice was to turn gay?

  • drew

    What a heart whelming tale of… who cares!?!?

  • tagbadger

    I'm having a hard time seeing how his face could look so different….that or the first photo is just not a great way to see the before/after effect. If this is real, then what was he doing with his life before?

  • mickdeck

    Not sure if trolling or just stupid

  • Mutt

    "The friend got him some food, loaned LJ his Alfa Romeo for a year"…So basically he became his friends boy toy for a year? Then it looks like he became a gay male stripper. Nothing wrong with any of that, but it isn't a movie of the week I would watch.

  • listenlady

    I'm a girl and this is making me feel like a gay man. A shameful dirty gay man. Not in a good way.

  • Hank Scorpio

    Google image search says "LJ" is actually a russian model. I'm thinking he was probably never a geek without a job. WTF John?;…

    • DaBears

      You google image searched?!? HAHA!! Fail!!

  • chim richels

    Christ is this ghey.

    Nice story – fucknut is broke.

    His 'friend' turns him into Bruno McConaughey.


  • 'da fuck CHive?

    So the geek became a douche???? Is this what we're getting at?

  • NoMoGeronimo

    Allow me to file this under, "why the fuck would I ever care". And if his friend found him hungry, why the fuck would he give him an Alfa Romeo for a year?

    I once found and old school friend of mine hungry and way too thin…got him some food and loaned him my PS3 and a couple of games for a year…just seemed to make sense.

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