Geek loses job, decides to change his life (11 Photos)

After LJ lost his job he became destitute. Until one day an old University chum found him hungry and 'way too thin.' The friend got him some food, loaned LJ his Alfa Romeo for a year, and gave LJ some advice which seemed strange at the time, "You're already highly educated. Now put on mass."

So he did.

  • Simo

    He changed his life by becoming gay…!? That explains the hair.

  • Logan

    Wow.. Johns a fag.

  • Bryce

    It means even if you are a nerd you don't have to be a pathetic sad sack. Make you body as good as your brain. That's wining.

  • Smuggler

    So he became a douchebag?

  • Mike

    Seems legit

  • Tor

    Are you starting a new site to go along with The Chive and The Berry… The Ghey?

  • moooo566

    I'm pretty sure I'd prefer Old LJ.

  • Jahaha!

    Fuck you Chive, Fuck you JOHN!

  • Taku

    Idk if this is real but cut em some slack….some chivettes might enjoy that…

  • Big McLarge Huge

    #9 find her !

  • Scott Free


  • Travis

    This makes as much sense as a cock flavored lollipop…..

  • Scott Free

    Seriously… Appologize. Say you're sorry and you'll never do this again. Punch yourselves in the face twice and say I'm sorry.

  • Fasteddy14

    So he borrowed his buddy's Alfa Romeo for a year? I assume he started blowing his buddy at the same point.

  • veronica

    he's too pretty to be real. and shouldn't this be posted on the berry? hahahahahha

  • Logan

    This is why the Chive sucks… Your losing it Chive.. You need to get back to the basics. Lose the stupid shit and the whores.

  • assman


  • team_duzco

    Why? Fuck you. That's why.

  • Jason Bartz

    So he went from being a broke unemployed geek to being gay. Awesome.

  • Anonymous

    what the hell was that all about? Kinda g-y if you ask me

  • its_forge

    LOL @ all the dudes on here who are so insecure about their sexuality they can't look at pictures of a half-naked dude and go 'Hey good job man" and move the frick on.

  • Its420somewhere

    My eyes!!!!

  • ian

    that's Black Nasty, look him up!

  • Kevin O'Connell

    Well done sir.

  • KATO

    They said I could be anything…so I became a douchebag

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