Hmmmm….obviously I have to do something to this large branch (20 Photos)

  • MissChris

    OK…. now what?

    • Jason Ciotti

      well Hump Day is tomorrow.

      • SweetAwesomeness

        #9 the dog is definitely not impressed

    • Chazz_B

      wait for it to be suddenly brought to life like Pinnochio i guess =S ha..

    • JDB

      Hide it in the yard to scare wife.

    • Phlerm

      and then?

    • Cassidy

      Thank you! My thoughts exactly… Besides this creepy child with a big stick (I say child because I can't tell if it's a boy or girl)… I have no clue what to think about this…

      • Ronnie

        the little girl is creepy? Did you see the dad?

        • Fasteddy14

          Tom Cruize is far creepier.

      • *fghe

        thank you! i have no idea what the fuck the gender of that child is!

    • JAFitC

      Now what is that the child views his father differently and has a memory that wil last a lifetime. "Hey Dad, remember the time we built that snake?" The child is learning to manipulate his/her environment, to use his/her imagination, and to do things larger than oneself. Guaranteed, it will be the one thing brought to show-and-tell that all the kids will remember. Cool, Dad. Cool Dad!

    • Pedo-Man

      now i fap #1 gave me the biggest boner….

      • @Pud_Divine

        not biggest, weirdest

    • SmokeyMorgan

      No kidding. If I had that kind of time on my hands, I just don't see "carving a huge snake out of wood" on my agenda. Cmon Chive.

  • Superman


  • TOM MILLer

    2nd-TOM MILLER

    • Superman


    • your teacher

      tom, go back to school

  • Jay

    #21 Tom Cruise approves

    • Meh

      … which means I automatically do not approve. Please explain yourself, Chive.

      • Found him.

        Haters gonna hate.

        And, no one needs to explain shit to you, get over yourself.

    • Bucky Jones

      But that asia guy doesn't.

    • Paz

      Nope… Chuck Testa

    • JHL1

      Fuck Tom Cruise.

      Opps, did I type that out loud?

  • Pat

    May I have my two minutes back?

    • Allen

      I took you two minutes to get through this post???

      • Pat

        I was waiting for them to scare the shit out of someone with it…

    • Found him.


  • anonymous

    well that was really stupid

  • mammalsauce

    I believe thechive editors are smoking whacky tobacky today

    • whodat


    • truth

      First the gay 'Geek loses job' post and now this terrible gallery. Wtf Chive?

      • wtf

        I think the new intern beat everyone else to death and has taken over.

    • troutisafish

      I think the problem is they have no whacky tobacky.

  • Pwithc

    what gender is that child?

    • listenlady

      I think it's a boy with no personality and some kind of vitamin deficiency.

    • mattythegooch


    • AmBush_Steve

      Pedobear is confused.

  • Busted

    Chive, are you on drugs today?

    • The_Dood

      Obviously not, these posts are lame.

  • Paul Stavros

    This TOTALLY deserved its own post.

  • eggman

    Chive, have you junmped the shark??? THIS and Stripper dude? Really????????

  • SCott

    seems like an awful waste of time
    coming from the man who spends too much time on the chive

  • gbf

    that kid is creepy

  • Mutt

    I feel like my boos took over chive and is trying to get me to go back to work by posting crap!

    • Mutt

      Make that boss.

  • DemonDan

    #17 I have the strangest boner right now…

    • teh dude

      you going to hell bro, just sayin

  • mattythegooch

    You fuckers have DE-RAILED today!!!!!

  • elsupergringo

    Bad day at the Chive. Gonna have to go over to for some entertainment and will probably have much less mancrotch and dumb wooden snakes.

  • ss396maxx

    First it was that gay post, then a post with some (lets say … 'bad timing' ) pictures then a great old school chive post of Burn Your Bra and now this … your all over the place today. Truth be told I'm enjoying the ride!

  • dungydouche

    That's not a real snake, man.

  • Verbal_Kint

    #21 I don't get this at all….

    • Duvel

      Stop upvoting and explain Tom Cruise to me please

  • Handy
  • Sean

    The handiwork def deserves its own post, I however was left hanging at the end expecting a big finish. Prank, epic final placement… something. Not sure if its wacky tobacky today with the incredibly terrible nerd/stripper/ladyboy/Sacha Baron Cohen character… or perhaps someone ran into a bag of crack instead?

  • Meh

    Shark has been jumped!

  • Navin R. Johnson

    jump the shark? messed up? derailed today? what? You people obviously missed burn your bra tuesday.

    • Meh

      That has been the ONLY saving grace today. Well, besides some Russian mail order brides to be…

  • Oliver

    is "bob" the new paddy of the chive. This is not a worth while waste of time at work.

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