September 20, 2011 |
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Maybe I'm just a pervert but look at the picture on the paper in #1. Is that a dildo factory or what?
lol thats would be very awkward.
#8 they see me rollin,
#14 lika boss
Yes, I'm listening….
#19 I like to tip 'em upside down and spray liquid nitrogen to freeze shit. Yeah, too much time causes dumb stuff to happen.
anyone else freeze a girlfriends nipple before?
no… but what a wicked idea. Mrs Rahl is in for some frozen good times.
Can also be used to "walk on sunshine"
#23 Everyday I'm shufflin…
#21 Lowe's special order sales, glad I don't work there any more. Longest three years of my life.
Mike sounds like a slacker.
he said he was gonna pull one from the floor, so it's not an SOS
#24 that is a worse seal i have ever seen
be glad your not in a Euro Rape Van. You have more room in that ford…
I'll kindly trade you jobs!
#6 – There's a seat in the back, called the airway seat … try it out lots of leg room back there. My partner is 6'10" and has done it more than once …
First off it’s called a “jumpseat” in the back, and secondly I’d only be in the back if I had a patient, I’m not going to constantly ride in the back and make my partner drive me around like this is driving mrs daisy, jackass
#9…I agree, not funny, bith are totally gay. Drink Coffee like a real person.
#2 just go in the parking lot~
#25 OR load your own damn paper!!
#6 at least you have a job and i know it pays well, so deal with it
being an EMT or a Medic does not pay well… the wage for an EMT is 9.50hr and Medic is 13hr, does not pay well and none of them do it for the pay
I am 6'5" and a truck driver If I had a dollar for everytime I didn't have enough room in any vehicle i'd be rich beyond my dreams. I had to deal with it and didn't complain he shouldn't either, deal with it
#12 irritating, no doubt, but fuck up a dose by a factor of ten and you WILL kill a patient, so worth a bit of revision, I feel
true, but it might help if the revision is at least correct, 15 / 0.2 = 75 not 30 …
3 / 15 = 0.2
#15, ROFL! Yeppers!
#20, no so surprising if you were in the Army before the '70s. Our old WWII training barracks had a row of toilets, probably 10 or so, no partitions. You literally took a communal dump with your comrades. Literally "shot the crap" together. I think the Andy Griffith movie that depicted that kind of a "latrine" was "No Time For Sargents".
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i find #15 to be false as i drink at least 12 cups of coffee at work everyday and i get by just fine.
#4 LOOKS LIKE HE IS HUGE. NICE MAN MEAT.
#19 totally worth the 6 bucks
#22 Deathly afraid. Ewwwww.:o
#11 – So *that's* how they made so many in such a short time…it's amazing what you can do with a copier and some tape!
I work at lowes on the we team… I never sell sos/pl/installed… would be foolish to do so
Fuck WE team members…you guys are a waste. Regularly have to put up with this crap.
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