The workplace is a sexy place (29 Photos)

  • macrda

    one

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      add a "b" and "r"

    • nate

      #3 put me down for one in your mouth at 3:00

  • MissChris

    #7 and #29 SO damn sexy! That hair flip does it.

    • him

      so… you like the chicks?

    • JMikeH

      29 is a Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Agent Provocateur Ad

  • macrda

    #2…………..really? hot………………………………….

    • B dub

      <3in that long hair

      • T Bags

        Man card revoked!

    • TDub66

      Nice Victrola

  • http://www.douggoff.com Doug

    #5 Got MILF?

    • Brad

      she's a porn star, can't remember her name though…

      • Coco

        Ryder skye

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      Someone is in danger of having her hair brushed back over her ear.

    • BigusDickus

      She take my dictation anytime!

  • Iam_Dave

    #23
    that's where ambition will take you.
    I have to work harder!!

    • JAS

      She's gonna have to clean up that mess she made first.

  • BARTMAN

    #15 you're doing it right

    • oughtnot

      I want to see one of the copies she's makin …

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        Yeah,c'mon chive,find the copy.

    • Master_Rahl

      COMPLETELY redefines the term butt-paper

    • matt

      i see a trip to hte emergency room in her near future.

  • disturbed

    #1 I clearly need a new sexretary

    • au naturale

      u don't need a secretary when you're unemployed-

      • tim

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Nice 1.

  • Do0zer

    Instant Boner with this post! #1 thru #29!!

    • Do0zer

      FYI: first pic is Alina Paraiala.

  • Orch

    This could be added to reasons I hate my job.

    • qwert

      …or the must search for office porn tonight

  • SkyVader

    "Sorry, but what you are looking for isn't here". Fix it, Kenobi.

    • UnhappyCamper

      Second that comment. This has been happening for a couple of days now – 90% of the time I go to a link the page downloads, then throws that error message. Just about unusable.

  • Anonymous

    #23 and #29. YES PLEASE…

  • DementedGeek

    #16 I am definitely working in the wrong office.

  • DaBears

    Easily your best post of the day, John. But wtf is up with the girl on the right of #8?

    • DaBears

      If you would even classify that as a girl

    • Obie Slice

      seriously somebody had to say it

    • James

      Look at the fucking beak on her

    • 123

      Careful, she can smell it one someone makes a negative comment about her online

  • Logan

    quick question, how many of you out there have yourself as your desktop? #9

    • Ambush Steve

      I do. It's a COD screenshot. Not anywhere near as sexy.

    • int

      not me

    • cmo

      she loves her some her

      • Master_Rahl

        can ya blame her? I love me some her, too

    • NoMoGeronimo

      Checking out this post, I shot some of me on my keyboard and screen…does that count?

  • DoomsDayDub

    #16 – Moar!

  • patov40

    Am sad and lonely.

  • obviousguy

    #19 Keep calm and Whore on !

    • jennachivette

      get off this website

      • Juiol

        Says who?

    • SlimtwigMJ

      Yeah having boob and a Keep Calm shirt makes her a super whore. Find somewhere else to troll.

    • Will

      I thought it was a funny comment man, some people take these things too seriously

      • its_forge

        "Whore" isn't a nice word, I guess you missed that memo.

        • iam

          get the dildo out your clenched ass, mother superior.

          • its_forge

            Soon as you get the other end out of your mouth, fuckwad.

        • Will

          Does humor only consist of things that won't offend anybody?

          You know what, don't even answer. This is getting off topic.

          • its_forge

            Ooooooohh, ha ha haaa, whore!! I get it! Calling a pretty woman you've never met who posed for a semi-clothed picture on an internet site a "whore" is FUNNY!! Yeah, that's definitely first-rate humor there, mmhmm, I totally missed that, how could I be so dumb as to not understand that calling a complete stranger a name that implies she FUCKS PEOPLE FOR MONEY is HUMOR! Wow, thanks for letting me know!

            Ass fuck. Get off my internet.

            • its_true

              Dont you have to go and molest innocent people again creep ?

              • its_forge

                dunno buddy, when did you quit fucking your dog?

  • Dick Salad

    #8 WTF… El Mustachio and Honker face… get real

    • Bucky Jones

      One on the left is pretty hott but the one one the right, good god, if you have that bigga nose please don't take side pictures of yourself.

      • Craigery

        The one of the left is hot… if you're into that "Frida Kahlo" look. The one on the right appears to have a big black mole/wart on her chin, as if the nose wasn't bad enough.

        • taylor hod

          And you're all ugly, ugly virgins yourself, so I'm sure they don't feel too bad about it.

  • duke

    Nothing can beat the Slutiness of the chivettes.

  • DemonDan

    #13 that's why we're called working stiffs!….

  • Ambush Steve

    #5 – Having that at my office would be almost as distracting as the Chive.

    • Verbal_Kint

      Could you imagine if this was the HR lady? Double whammy…

  • Terry Burke

    I truly madly deeply love Lauren. I wish i could die in her arms while singing my heart will go on. :*

    • Ambush Steve

      Gayer than a dick salad.

      • http://GFYS.ORG LG<>

        I hate dick salad- You're not getting my pussy.

        • AmBush_Steve

          *sadface*

  • B dub

    #10 yum

    • SlimtwigMJ

      Made me stop and stare for a couple seconds. Those eyes!

      • Word

        Yes…eyes…

  • Verbal_Kint

    #8 holy shit. I almost spit coffee all over the place. Toucan Sam….

    • r00s7a

      Is that a tick on her chin???

    • taylor hod

      And I bet you're a fucking gem yourself, mate.

      • Verbal_Kint

        I may not be a gem, but I'm not Dustin Hoffman's twin sister either…

        • Sol

          no, you probably look like Jonah Hill's twin sister before he lost the weight.

  • Furious_George

    These make my lady stabber feel funny

    • AmBush_Steve

      Lol, Almost as funny as the "Dick Salad". I'll be using this. Thanks.

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