Celebrities getting the “General Treatment” (27 Photos)

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  • jjj

    He always looks like that #18

    • StephyG

      xactly!!! he looks the same as always LOL

    • he's dead


      • jjj

        no, "looks". meaning the images you can still find of him and how he "looks" in them, jackass.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

    #27 F'in Bill Murray

    • Josh

      Bill Murray's birthday today and all chive could do is repost this picture with a bunch more. He didn't even make the top pic? WTF Chive I expect more for your patron saint Bill Murray.

      • PoppinFresh

        Seriously. Get your shit together, Chive… the man deserves better.

        • (IWje4

          he's a fucking washed up alcoholic who makes slack-jawed idiots champ at the bits because he decides to grace them with his presence on his way to his next perpetual round of bing-drinking. whoopdie-fucking-doo.

          • Tyrone Shulaces

            Learn to spell fuck face.

            Don't be soar that Bill Murray habitually gets hammered and fucks your mother.

            • Whosthefuckface


              • indifference


      • http://www.facebook.com/THIS.SPACE.4.RENT Tim Love

        There was an entire post devoted to Bill Murray yesterday….

    • ESR

      I just said "F'in Bill Murray" right after I saw it. I

  • Jon

    If you're not badass (i.e., Robert Pattinson), then it doesn't really work…

    • um_yeah

      I just barfed in my mouth I think…. thanks, I just ate lunch!

      • Jack_LeMac


      • Get Over Yourself

        you're trying too hard. he's celebrity mostly associated with a series of films targeted towards female tweens, teens, and young women. why he has such a powerful influence in the life of(seemingly) most men, i have no idea. you all need to actually go find something to actually be disgusted by. or try getting a hobby.

        • ShakeyTheMoyle

          You forgot your last line, "and I knew of him waaayyy before twilight….and most likely you!"

          • Get Over Yourself

            nope. never heard of him 'till the whole "Twilight" thing. i don't like him, and i don't particularly dislike him. so guess what? I IGNORE HIM. i, know, it's mind-blowing, isn't it?

            • chrisk

              "till" is an actual real word. All by itself. Just saying…

              You know, for future reference.

              • Jaives

                Well, he was Cedric Diggory. But not really general-material.

    • Anon Anarth

      Really. I thought this was a pretty decent list of badasses in general get ups until I saw Toby McGuire… then Pattinson…

  • fed

    #11 #12 #20 really? them? generals? come on…

    • obobo

      elijah wood was in the LOTR so he gets a pass

    • steeb

      of course #20… you need someone to persuade the other flaming homos and teenage girls

      • fed

        i guess he rides a pink unicorn to battle

      • The Chivery

        I think you mean "to persuade the other Chiver and teenage girls".

        Chive on!

      • Smuggler

        #20 Pattinson looks like a dainty little pussy.

      • V4Vendetta14

        General Malaise…

    • Mr. Brown

      Just cuz they like seman doesn't make them an Admiral.

    • Anti Joke Chicken

      Actually in the olden days your military rank was determined your social status so, for example, being a prince (or in Robert Pattinson's case, a princess) automatically made you a general regardless of your age.

    • TTS

      #11 makes a good Napoleon face actually.

    • kidn

      as always mr. pattinson looks like he has downsyndrome.

    • jayler

      #12 ever heard of Napoleon?

    • busted

      my little cousin is 4 and she could kick these "general's" asses (esp Toby, what a little candy ass bitch.)

  • http://Homes4Men.com Stafferty

    Clint and Bill Fucking Murray look the most natural.

    And how come no one ever smiled in these old pictures? Everyone was always miserable.

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Really bad teeth or no teeth at all was the main reason.

      • Oooops

        also, in photos they were long exposures, so smiling was difficult to hold and paintings…obviously, the same thing.

    • Jack_LeMac

      Because war (especially in the days where medicine was almost scarier than sickness) was and still is a waking nightmare; what in the world would they have to smile about?

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Haven't you ever read about what life was like in those times? No playstation, no titty bars, nothing. I wouldn't have smiled either.

    • Jiww4e

      swap out Bill Murray for Sean Connery, then you've got it.

  • um_yeah

    #14 #winning!!!

    • Anton


    • Lane

      When it comes to exclamation points, it's one or none, bub.

      • A BiPolar Guy

        This is carved in stone somewhere by God's own hand, I presume?

  • Kodos

    Gold braid and fringe…. nope, still gay!

    • Herro

      Still not as gay as Twi… Oh, I see what you did there.

  • Iam_Dave

    #19 and #27
    looks like the real deal

    • RJG

      I agree – together could clearly conquer the globe.

    • DirtyHarry

      Clint should have as much as Morgan…..he looks like a real badass haha

      • that_guy

        clint eastwood Murry and Sean Connery should have been given a more decorated uniform

  • cool beans

    #24 Works well. Looks wor-torn as he is.

    • cool beans v2

      Damnit. *war-torn

  • Çreep

    #19 wasnt that his everyday attire.

    • Çreep

      opps meant #18 oh well.

      • Brutal Deluxe

        Did you also mean oops?

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #19 #21 and as always, #27

    • beat rice

      Thish ish your general shpeaking. hosh mosh shsh shashs shassh

    • Jim

      Sean Connery needs more medals

  • child.molester


  • JoePostman

    how did Toby Maguire and that douche from Twilight make the list

    • kidn

      well atleast we'll know who's leading the sparkly farries if ever we chance across an army of them.

  • http://dbdesignco.com bisketz

    #27 Bill F'in Murray

    • http://www.facebook.com/raychel.jane Raychel Jane

      Something about this picture is just SO right…

      • Brother Maynard

        yeah. i wish he was dead too.

    • kidn

      how's the view from the bandwagon?

  • dash

    Don't think they allowed gays in the military back then #6 #12 #20

    • Anonymous

      #6 He looks FABULOUS!

    • I$WJ

      heheheh, a gay joke. that's so fresh.

  • kevin


    • duh

      somewhere with a watch shoved up his ass…demanding more cow bell…

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      • 123

        Who doesn't no who he is?? i mean he is one of the most badass gangsters around 😀

        • SpellCheck


          … as in "How do I know you're a dumbass? Because you can't fucking spell!"

  • Lugh

    I believe Sean Connery and Patrick Stewart have both been knighted, in addition to Sir Ian McKellen.

    The old actors look best, especially Eastwood. Russell Crowe has the Ulysses S. Grant look to him #10.

  • Brian

    #27 awesome! Bill Fuckin Murray

    • kidn

      no one really gives a fuck after it's been posted a dozen times.

      i never understood why anyone gave a fuck in the first place but whatever.

      • Logan

        thank you.

  • AssClown

    #20 Still not as gay as Twilight…no wait

  • Lugh

    #25, #5, #6, #10 are the best imo. #19 is great too.

    • NonBrit

      I think #5 wasn't a big surprise to me, having seen him in Sense and Sensibility.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #7 and #14 are NOT worthy!

    And no Anthony Hopkins? Tom Hanks? Mahatma Gandhi? Russel Crowe? Robin Williams? Nelson Mandela? This gallery sucks ass harder than I do.

    – the one you love to hate

    • sixgun

      Russel Crowe is #10, dumb ass.

      • reepthebenefits

        The only reason I like Paula is because of people like you…dumb ass.

    • The_Dood

      Gandhi would've been awesome! However, Russell Crowe is in there.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I know about Russel :*

        – the one you love to hate

    • Cass

      Paula, you like sucking ass.
      I see..

    • kidn

      agreed, where the fuck is sir anthony hopkins?

      • Gilla mutt

        Fucking! Agreed!! Where is Sir Anthony Hopkins…..and where the fuck is samuel L. fucking Jackson! And God!(Chevy Chase)

        • Ed Wood

          there are no black Generals outside of Africa. everyone knows that.

    • BIll57

      you aren't worthy to be posting at all never mind complaining

  • Owen Smithers


    Happy Birthday, Bill!

  • Magnus

    Would you rather, have 2 million dollars OR have your life narrated by THIS GUY #13?….

    I can't decide…

    • Oooops

      if he narrated my life…it'd make more than 2 mil.

    • Steve

      I'd pick Morgan Freeman every time

    • First Time Caller

      $2 million – I can hire Morgan for $1 million to read my life story.

  • Htisss

    #18 Even Jackson looks more badass than Bush. #16.

    • Kodos

      would you rather have had your kids stay over at the White House or Neverland?… case closed.

    • C Dog

      I love bush

    • Jerky

      Oh gawd, I can't believe I'm about to write something political….

      How does the Obama one look? What number was he again???

    • http://www.facebook.com/zac.judkins Zac Judkins

      Why does Bush always look like he is trying to remember where he left his keys?

    • kidn

      #16 it looks like he's trying to do a difficult math question in his head. and by "difficult" i mean relatively speaking.

  • Ha!

    #19 I would probably shit my pants if I stepped into a battle and I saw this guy at the helm on the other side.

    • Oooops

      someone please 'shop him into the "vigo" painting for the DAR!!

      • Master_Rahl

        "Viggy, Viggy, Viggy, you have been a bad monkey!"

    • Lee


    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000511892144 Joakim Jansson

      He alone would be the other side! And he would most likely not wear a helmet; Its not his own safety he's worried about. 😉

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