Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Lando

    #41, #45, #49

    Holy Fucking Shit I love Chivettes

    • FTWTexas

      I agree, what some awesome ladies!

    • Zedhere

      I just have to agree with you. Chivettes make the world go round… and make other things do things too.

    • Average Chiver


    • Average John

      I couldn't agree more!!!

    • Guesty

      shut the fuck up

      • W)(u4


        • Richard Ellsberg III


          • Bluto

            and the other thing.

    • Brett

      Amen, Land. Amen.

    • Jacob

      Fucking self-important sluts.

      • its_forge

        Tell us all won't you, what the fuck are you doing on the Chive if you don't like photos women take of themselves and send in? That's what the Chive ***is.*** There's lots and lots and lots of places to see all the other silly crap the Chive puts up without having to look at a single picture of some young lady's butt. So why don't you go there instead?

  • Will

    #39, #40, #41

    Please give Ellen her own post

    • fine as hell

      Seconded. that is an amazing ass

    • dougie

      please give ellen my contact info!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Fuck that, create 'The Ellen' Chive! Drop 'the Brigade' if you need room for it.

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Dave

      I agree. She is so hot!

    • Lowrent75

      Beautiful girl. Holy Smokes.

    • WhattheAle

      Give her her own day… Absolutely Perfect Ellen

    • SeaBassEX

      If there was ever a reason to be a sugar daddy, this is one.

      • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

        You assume that you could EVER have enough money to make her over look your donkey-esque face and tiny shriveled wiener.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521127713 Tony Lastomirsky Jr

      WOW absolutely breathe-takingly beautiful

    • SimonDPieman

      Make an extra month in the calendar FFS!!

    • humblemonkey42

      I agree. Amazing.

    • Lobbin


    • Unusual_Suspect

      She looks a lot like a girl I dated when I lived in Toronto…same name even. Would love to see more of this beautiful smile.

    • marco

      and please make her the calendar cover. fuckin' a….shes gorgeous.

    • EJD123

      Live Long and Prosper!!

    • hoof hearted

      Ellen… you are stunningly beautiful

    • brent


    • dave

      Please make Ellen President…. Of the world.

    • Dano

      Yes. Agreed. Ellen. Own post. Please. TIA.



    • joshj

      Ellen i love you, marry me?

    • its_forge

      Guys I think this should be the first selection for the NEXT Chive calendar. She is just holy fricking wow almighty.

  • question guy


    Too Much?

    • Bongzilla420

      hell no.

    • Glitched

      Sorry I don't follow your logic

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Yes, still too much clothing.

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • busted

        ur a dude, its obvious-

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          You might be too narrow minded…

          – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
          — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Leon

      PERFECT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

    • Panama99

      Too much sweater blocking my view

    • Stunt_R

      NEVER enough…. NEVER.

      • The_Dood

        Paula you wanna take this one?
        Google Norma Stitz… That's too much.

        • j22

          What has been seen….

    • MOAR111

      Nope. Not on your life.

    • R2G Fan

      Looks perfect to me.

    • CrazyAgg


      • JROC

        i don't believe she's australian until i see a pic of water swirling the opposite way than in north america, that and her beautiful bum

    • ANSWER


    • truth

      WAAAY too much for my taste…

    • chivette

      keep in mind that typically a huge chest indicates a huge ass unless they are fake (which those are not)

    • oughtnot

      Yes, too much. She'll be tucking those into her pants in another 10 years.

      • ummm.... gross

        10 years? Looks like she needs extra pants pockets for 'em already…. Definitely NOT attractive

        • 09u4


        • Logan

          Well said.

        • FreddyU

          nobody said you had to still motorboat those in 10 years…. use 'em and lose'em.

    • lray

      they're awesome!!

    • Barry McKokkinner

      they…are…awesome…don't change a thing.

    • Darrell

      Not when they look that great!

    • MacNCheesePro


    • Hooka

      Is it bad that I started giggling like a maniac the moment I saw this??? I nearly fell out of my chair.

  • Elvis


    Your grandpa is a badass, Mac

    • AssClown

      Mac is so shit-faced…

    • Matt

      I love getting shitfaced with my grandpa he's was born and raised in Dublin Ireland 86 years old and still going strong. Hopefully your grandpa is with you for another 20 years Mac.

    • VedHead77

      That man needs his own meme.

      • SweetAwesomeness

        is no one going to mention the 3 scarfs, 2 jackets, hat, and sweater combo??? shit Mac turn down the AC in your house when gramps comes to visit!!!!

      • W)(u4

        no. don't gravely insult the poor man by tarnishing his reputation with such a retarded form of appreciation.

      • huh?

        and about three more scarfs for grampa scarfsalot!

    • isawoj


  • RatedR401

    #1 Nope, Chuck Testa

    • BIll57

      nope just a magician

    • Oooops

      kinda looks like….Bill fucking Murray

      • EllenD

        The guy on the left IS Bill Fucking Murray.

        • DirtyNJ

          Is the guy on the right Chad something from the red hot chilli peppers? The guitarist me thinks.

  • Brian Peppers

    no homo, I love the hump pics, but don't we already have a hump post? The hump-day DAR doesn't feel very random anymore… no homo

    • faust

      Welcome to the Hump DAR, Brian

      you homo

    • warren

      yeah, more humps would be terrible. especially when they're this good

      #49, #45

      let's def. tone that down a bit on the one day the chive has always gone tush crazy.

    • heli_dude

      "no homo" = BIG HOMO!

    • i throw shit


    • MoMorris

      Sounds like you have a secret you need to bring out of the closet.

      • The Chivery

        Agreed. Brian Peppers, come join the rest of your fellow Chivers in the land of ass-fucking other men and lubing up with rainbows!

        Chive on!

    • Lotus

      Sorry Brian, the DAR (particularly hump DAR) hasn't been true to its name in quite some time. Nowadays it just gets packed with more T&A to try and compensate for the lack of funny random stuff. It makes sense though, what's harder to find: a half naked girl or something new and funny?

      On the plus side there are plenty of idiots on the site now who don't understand trolling!

      • Brother Maynard

        QFT. 100% agree.

    • crowebar360

      Why does that name sound familiar?

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    An administrator has been deleted by this comment.

    – the one you love to hate

    • AssClown

      For once, something funny…kinda

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Why don't you stick your head back up your ass.
        Does that taste funny to you?

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • BIll57

          paula's an idiot, she is never funny and always has her head up her ass

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Why does this guy keep tickling my balls?

            – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
            — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • c3below

          HAHA CLASSIC!

      • W)(u4

        unlike any of your posts. ever.

      • lijfhg

        she stole that quote from another dud a few days back…..kinda weak considering she usually comes up with stupid shit on her own

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          No asshat, I did this way before that already. You just failed your Chive test, bye!

          – the one you love to hate

    • Trollhawk Down

      I really can't believe you stole my shit, but then again… you are… Paula. Sigh.

  • http://www.douggoff.com Doug

    #6 Where have you been all my life?

    • R2G Fan

      I think I love you.

    • Dick Folgers

      Now here's a cause I can get behind!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

        I see what you did there.

    • J.T.

      Reminds me of my college g.f.

      • Logan

        reminds me of how your dick stinks after fucking a chick in the ass 'cause alot of them don't wipe well enough, then you get dick-rash. that's always fun.

        • TylerV

          You're hangin with some dirty birds

          • Logan

            no kidding. a couple of 'em are chivettes.

    • DirtyNJ

      She was probaly too busy taking in the ass your whole life.

  • disturbed

    #6 Epic truth

    • wells11490

      Finally!! Women are becoming better educated

      • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

        Well it only matters when they but that education to use. Otherwise, its useless.

  • Nick_FTW

    #28 what do i win if I find her?

    • std


      • got herpes

        So. Had sex.

        • huh

          ^^^says the guy still waiting to lose his virginity^^^

          • abcdefg

            Is there any way to prove that he's a virgin huh?

    • xaqdank

      you win herpes…

    • FloppyRocks


    • toban

      that isnt a new game at all, been playing that for years now

    • its_true

      She is the one who is a Chivette.

      • W)(u4


    • jimbo


    • Gooner29

      Possibly crabs, but those are curable, so it's all good.

    • V4Vendetta14

      Nothing gives me more pleasure than fucking with uptight girls… Well….sex…but nothing else…

      And I think this was a trick question…they all are.

    • http://twitter.com/DJCrazyEyes @DJCrazyEyes

      Nick_FTW, you've won your very own STD! Come on down!
      You're the next contestant on "Where's That Poon Been?"

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002080535772 Ashley Mayfield-cowan

      you win this fabulous prize! vanna, tell our lucky contestant what they've want.

      well, pat, they will win HERPES! if they can guess the correct slut.

    • F. Gump

      chlymydia, herpes and an STD to be named later

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001772611700 Rodrigo Ferrari

    Can't believe I'm here!
    Hey Mom!

    • http://GFYS.ORG MOM

      I'm so disappointed in you.I always wanted to have and ABORTION but your impotent father didn't
      let me. The only thing that makes me happy is that you are GAY YOU FRUITCAKE. At least I'm happy that every night you're in pain from getting POKED IN THE ASS.
      Sincerely, Your Mom.

      • Red


      • Richard Ellsberg III

        A wide open slate and this was your respone? Pathetic…you asted good space.

  • Kodos

    I have ALWAYS wondered that!!

    • bubblerider86

      I second that!

    • Reginald Honkington


      • BIll57

        I was gunna say staight to hell but that's cleveland alright

      • Master_Rahl

        I bet it led back to Kansas but those effin' Munchkins have a sick sense of humor and made her take the long way. Bitches.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=584716338 Misty Nelson

          I'm assuming if its in the same direction its going the to the same place NO WHERE!!

        • its_forge

          Oh yeah, Munchkins are a bunch of fricking assholes, totally.

      • 340Swinger

        Detroit maybe?

    • Battrry

      the quadling country!

    • jestah

      to the town hall.
      in the books though it goes to Quadling Country.
      *source* google. internet never lies

    • FreddyU

      Paula's house.

    • Michael

      It leads to Mordor…It's not a simple walk.

  • beasty

    I'm all in!!

    • MonkeyMadness

      It's in the hole Mr. Murray! It's in the hole!

    • CB919

      She probably won't notice.

  • Sarah

    early DAR is early

    • Undershooter30

      #6 Great idea is great.

      • the other Jen

        stop with these comments!

        • Undershooter30

          Yep, I will do whatever you say. GFY

  • theonehodge

    #36 There is no spoon…

    • http://twitter.com/DJCrazyEyes @DJCrazyEyes

      I'd rather have no sweater but ok

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #9 Chivers, since Mac is leaving the Chive, what should we do for him? I've already started writing a song as you could see the last few days ("Hit the road Mac"). What will you do?

    – the one you love to hate

    • Mac the Intern

      I wasn't aware I was leaving, but if I was I would want an entire day of nothing but cat posts. Future Lower Cat Problems, Cat Afternoon Randomness, Cats in the Middle of Nowhere, Mind the Cats, just not Burn your Cats, that wouldn't be nice.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Aw fuck. So I've been composing for nothing. Hope you liked it anyway.
        Anyway Chive keeps mentioning getting new interns all the time, so when do the old interns ever leave? It's only Hotel California for US, the VISITORS, you know? YOU can check out any time you like, and you can actually leave!
        BTW I'd have some ideas for Burn your Cat galleries… Oh yeah.
        Damn, I was hoping to get rid of your mindless, racist, drunk and unjustified deletion of my comments.

        – NOW FUCK OFF! BYE!

        • BIll57

          now if mac banned your sorry ass that would be a great gift too lmao

        • ED.TTTTT

          you got me so hot right now

    • DirtyNJ

      I would tell him to take you with him.

  • faust

    #47, #48, #49

    Aussie Chivette, thanks for that.

    • R2G Fan

      What a great ass…from every angle.

    • BIll57

      now that's something I can get behind!

    • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

      Happy Hump indeed 😀

    • Master_Rahl

      a guaranteed win with every submission. She's the best!

    • Dr. Richard Cane III

      Next time you submit ass pics, please don't tarnish the material with giant words and stupid stickers you dumb bitch. Some peole like your ass enough to rub out a quickie and we dont want to have such a huge distraction.

      stupid hooker

      • JROC

        Paging Dr. Douchbag

        • JROC

          Ps chicks ass is unreal

        • The Dude

          don't hate 'cause he tells the truth.

    • Eli

      i was suprised to notice that instead of something happening down low, there was something happening in my eyes.

    • Moagw

      Aussie Chivettes = win. That is all.

  • Todd_A

    #33 – Great job! Stay safe and Chive on Holly!

    • thehonestone

      I like this story.

    • Pat

      Fucking AWSOME!!! Glad you found her before pick up!

      • BIll57

        I am glad you rescued her.She will have a great life now

        • http://GFYS.ORG HUNGRY

          Great story, he is lucky to be found by you. However I'm hungry what happened to the Doritos bag.

          • https://www.facebook.com/YeahDonnie Donnie Berry

            …and why did you climb in a fucking dumpster because you saw a Doritos bag move? Luckily a rabid raccoon didn't chew our face off.

          • )(*re

            fat-fuck Americans…..

            • Mike

              Ignorant… whatever the hell you are. Who names their children with symbols anyway?

      • matt

        My thoughts exactly. "Fucking AWESOME"
        You're a good person, and the planet needs more of you. But don't overeat to make that happen because you'll die sooner.

    • iamsofaking

      WTF is wrong with people?

    • Leatherface

      People that do that to animals piss me off, good job on finding her before it was to late

    • Flicka

      You saved da puppy!



    • JHL1

      Should have named her Dorito.

      • Eric

        I'm the one who rescued her. Actually her full name is Holly Jalepeno Frito Dorito Burrito Frijoli Guacamole… I guess the guys shortened it for the post.

    • death to chihuahuas

      wait… in a bag of doritios? kill it!

    • Adam

      Yes Indeed, Well Done on saving the puppy!! in that dogs face, bet he's thinking "HERO"

    • Mike

      It looks part Chihuahua. If that is the case, then I can definitely see why someone would chunk it in the dumpster. Shoulda left it there.

      • its_forge

        My mom has a Chihuahua that is the sweetest, cuddliest, most loving little puppydog you have ever seen in your life. He's quiet and calm and loves nothing more than to pass out in someone's lap. Quit stereotyping.

    • MonkeyMadness

      What a sweet looking dog, take good care of her!

    • CuriousGeorge

      Anyone thought about the possibility that the dog only jumped in the dumpster (probably to eat the doritos) and got stuck. Or maybe he could even have gotten out by himself. Who disposes of a dug by throwing it in the trash??

      There's a possibility here that you have just stolen a dog from its master and now both are sad.

      Think about it.

  • toastymoe

    #36… you still have some room – don't stop yet

    • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

      Agreed but they probably sag pretty bad.

  • Mcfly707

    #36 moar!

    • S13nobling

      Heck yar…she needs her own post !!!

  • Kodos

    Still not as gay as…. well, you know.

    • AssClown


  • Cross


    • http://GFYS.ORG waste of a post

      Number seventeen,

      it's a paper.

      • http://GFYS.ORG NOTHING TO SAY

        typed his opinion in an invincible typewriter.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001772611700 Rodrigo Ferrari

    #24 pls dont tell me its paula

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Well you guys liked my hump well enough a few weeks back, so why not?

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • BIll57

        but the hump is on your back, humpback of the netherlands

    • Birdhaus32

      I'm going with LG, she's the best one to date

      • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

        Shesh that was nice! Thank you!! …I'm betting on Erin or Shay, personally. Either way, just getting to spend a few days with theChive and some Chivers for the shoot was awesome.

        • Guesty

          Just shut the fuck up and get in your panties for christ's sake

          • Guesty

            Fuck Im a classless idiot

          • Guesty Impersonator

            But not so classless and unoriginal I go around taking other people's names, like I take dick up the ass.

            • Guesty

              And dont forget the one in the mouth at the same time

              yeah got to have the one in the mouth

        • http://GFYS.ORG Terry Burke

          Hey LG, It's Terry, Did you get my text, My letter, My fax, My email, My singing telegram, My airplane banner, My message in a bottle. Anyway don't believe anything posted on yesterday DAR,
          none of that GAY stuff was real. I'll call you for the 125th time in two minutes, This time please pick up.

          • Logan

            i don't care what you Chive/Chivette brown-nosing sycophants say, this shit is funnier than any of the uninspired bullshit/5 year old memes the rest of you idiots usually type.

      • Ryan Gosling

        Hoping it's LG too. I'd buy anything if she was on the cover.

    • http://twitter.com/Pekito_RL @Pekito_RL

      Just put them all girls at the cover

    • Adam

      Definately going to buy a chivette calendar hopefully they are well stocked unlike the shirts. Can't remember all the chivettes of the week curious to see which 12 lovely chivettes will be on the calendar with Asa. We all know LG, Willow and Erin are.

      • Matt T.

        I'm looking forward to Amanda Kate Olsen and Sarah Hill photos.

    • hoe on !

      Must be one of their biggest/premium sluts.

      • Pwithc

        cool story bro, tell it again.

      • KWJoi

        agree(both times).

    • Ian

      im a daily chiver and i have no clue who Paula is, did i miss something? PLEASE HELP!



      • Guesty

        Shes fantastic! Ill introduce you after she takes off her strap on

        (Id have a seat but)

  • Verbal_Kint

    #36 looks just right…

    • truth

      that looks totally insane to me… kinda like a freak show: I'll certainly look but I don't want my girl to look like that

      • 092347

        i agree. it's just too sloppy.

        • Ed Wood


  • jasgat

    #36 I would give that a ride…. WOW

    • ????

      i would watch that ride me.

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