Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #21 Who keeps stealing my childhood photos?

    Fuck I'm Really So Tired.
    What can I do about it Chivers?

    – Pfff…

    • shanemcguire88

      stop asking for attention

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        <3LG<3 still loves me though: twitpic.com/5q3g21

        – zzzzzzzzz

        • Teófilo Athos Brauns


          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Well _I_ will, you'll be passed out. Either the rohypnol or my breath, one of those always gets 'em.

            – the one you love to hate

      • jamie

        stop giving attention

    • jay

      get in between your bed covers, get cozy and go to sleep 😀

    • cableguy2011

      "Childhood photo"….Come on, you took that last week!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Whaaaaat, nobody noticed the hidden message? Slow asshats are slow.

      – the one you love to hate

      • BigPoker

        Could Lick Eggs. Very Erotic Reply.

      • Ryan

        Fuck I'm Really So Tired= First.

    • pooper

      kill urself

    • chong

      i thought you got deleted

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


        – the one you love to hate

  • Buttman

    #4 Like a boss!

    • Corey

      lol…that dude will go FLYING!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      is that vertically challenged gentlemen riding a 3-wheel motorcycle?

      • Mutt

        it's a can-am spyder trike

        • superpooper

          a.k.a. gay as hell

          • Webby


    • spears

      no. not like a boss. just stop.

    • Ryan

      How is this little tyke not super-manning off of the back of the trike?

      • schnizz

        looks like the jersey turnpike!

  • troutisafish

    #6 I think I know what she has in mind and it not smelling it.

    • Davinport

      Fun Fact: The Greek name for this flower translates to "giant misshapen penis".

    • Slany

      Also known as the corpse flower. When it blooms it smells like rotting flesh.

      • ImAScience'ish

        … and burnt sugar. Rotten flesh and burnt sugar odor attracts the carrion bugs that pollinate the flower in Sumatra.

    • Jeffster

      I doubt she would as it is also called the corpse flower

    • monkeysuit

      NOT the largest flower in the world…largest is the Rafflesia. Titan Arum are technically clusters of many flowers….world's largest collective flowerS

  • Lower

    #17 Nailed it……

    • Dr_StrangePants

      that's painful to watch

    • blues

      Maybe better if he shot with his eyes open. Might look less staged.

    • ouch

      I learned that lesson the hard way as well. F'ing hurts
      Always wear a baseball hat.

    • spears

      enough with the MEME's!!! Think for yourself for a change.

    • ConstableDubs

      That's why one should get snug-fitting eye protection.

      • menace

        that's why one should shoot like a man and not with limp wrists

    • Tava

      Twice that has happened to me. Once it was casing from the guy in the stall next to me. The first time I flailed around like a moron and had to apologize to the people around me. It was not cool.

  • Jen

    #12 i love this movie!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You love Something's Gotta Give?

      – the one you love to hate

      • BIll57

        you never make any sense and are still irrelevant

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          I only don't make sense to those who don't understand me, so there you go.

          – the one you love to hate

    • Jen

      WTF, bitch.

  • Jerry


  • Catence

    #1 will haunt my dreams.

    • BIll57

      cannot be unseen

    • disturbed

      Was there any photoshop here at all? They all look alike anyway.

    • http://allinbayarea.com Twon

      ditto Catence

      • Jen

        I LOL'd.

  • rocknroll

    This is a lame DAR, sorry. And I was in hopes Paula was banned too. Double bummer.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      No, just really busy. Should pay off well though.

      – the one you love to hate

    • mcsgwigga

      It's not a DAR . . . . .

    • Undershooter30

      Hmm…. Thats odd, I was under the impression this was DMA not DAR. Maybe you are just a DA.

    • RayBoogs

      its not the dar thats why

  • kng_nthn

    #21 VIGO!

    • Zaedrus

      NAILED IT.

    • colombianchiver

      new meme on the way

  • hater

    #20. YO DAWG- we heard you liked pizza, so…

    • R2G Fan

      Shit just got real.

    • patov40

      Obvious comment is obvious…..and still funny. B)

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

        nah that was better than the "pizzaception" jokes i was expecting.

        • Jen

          pretty sure only the corny ones thought that. yeah, you'd be one of them.

          • I$WJ

            no. none of those "inception" jokes were ever funny. not even once while drunk, high, and delirious.

    • Lucas

      We must go deeper

      • Underbaker

        We could sandwich it between a Deep Dish on the bottom and a Pizza stuffed Pretzel on the top…

    • Sovem

      This is either madness… or brilliance

  • Gnole

    Rule #5, No dudes on the pole!

    • dashete

      What's worse is there seems to be a line of girls waiting for him to get off.

      • Mutt

        'a line of girls waiting for him to get off'……that is actually what he was hoping for

    • BaJezzus

      I believe the rules are as follows:
      1. No Dudes on the pole
      2. No Duckface
      3. DO Burn Your Bra
      4. Tits or GTFO
      5. No Weezing the Juice

      • Ooops

        "weez juice"

      • amrith777

        Weezing the juice comment for the WIN!!

  • off

    #23 i would hare to be that penguin

    • off


    • Lawndart

      I'd hate to be any animal in my natural environment, doing the things I naturally do.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #6: also known as…. PENIS PLANT!

    – Fallus Magnificus

    • Lawndart

      Hey, that guy a couple comments down has more negative points than you… you better get busy.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I have more karma points and those are the only one that matter.

        – the one you love to hate

    • K.C.

      Paula……..Also known as PENIS BREATH

  • Quine

    I don't get #7 at all. Am I supposed to see/feel/reflect on something?

    • waryee

      the guy's jersey "vick" as in michael vick the football player that went to jail for dog fighting. its an Merica thing.

      • LiT

        actually its an all around thing, he just doesn't read a newspaper or watch the internet

        • sit on it

          Or maybe he isn't from America. *simples*

        • YEAH

          Thats funny…because he is on the internet

    • Somebody
    • AmBush_Steve

      I'm from Canada and to me, this was the funniest pic in the lot.

    • GFUNK805

      Ya reflect Mike Vick is one of the best QB in the NFL!!!!!

  • bngn3000

    #9 That's it. We're fcuked.

    • hitechsailor

      Naw, but it does feel that way. It's cool diving with these one ton vegatarians. Everyone should do it.

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

        what are they?

        • thequango

          Manta Rays, they can also leap out of the water. They're harmless creature.

  • teilzeithippies

    #15 is near the train station in Enschede, the Netherlands, Europe. nobody knows what it really is, but they are building this huge LEGO house in the middle of the city since a week or something!

    • Klep

      Yup, I'm from Enschede. Its part of an artworksfestival here. It represents a church (yup..). There's a webcam on www_dot_grenswerk_dot_nl Go check it out.

  • AngryBrownAsianMan

    #11 I drooled…

    • AmBush_Steve

      I did too but I was looking for Bruce Willis' head.

      • AmBush_Steve

        Actually, upon MUCH closer inspection, it could be Patrick Stewart head-butting Bruce Willis.

    • BIll57

      she is just a woman who bought big tits and runs around saying look what I have, or in other words just another attention whore

      • whodat

        is that Rick Moranis with her?

      • PartyMarty

        ….. your point?

      • Ha!

        They're real. Do your homework before calling every beautiful woman with big tits fake.

        • Jason

          Beautiful? I think we are looking at different women.

          • I$WJ

            agreed. i'm not saying i wouldn't hit that, but i must say she gets verrrry overrated because of her tit size.

    • DaBears

      And to think the Snozberry guy from Super Troopers gets to hit that whenever he wants… FML

      • WOJe

        you obviously don't know how marriage works……

        • DaBears

          Well maybe not every day, but I'm sure at some point he ran that ass into the ground.

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      I hope she gets the role of Wonder Woman.

    • kill it with fire

      you drooled over an ugly, obese ginger?

      • the other Jen

        i still cant get over the size of those fucking things.

    • menace

      I still don't understand how those people work with her without burying their faces in those things

  • Machinist

    Find her!!!

    • thehonestone

      Find a life.

      • Machinist

        WTF? When did Chivers stop shouting "Find Her" at find-worthy chicks??? >:-(

        • @)(85

          when one of them decides to go out and actually get laid. but i guess that's like waiting for a miracle…..

      • PKo


    • indifference

      That's a plant.

    • Machinist

      Snide trollers are unsuccessful…

  • DanielB

    #17 serves you right for wearing protection googles you NERD

    • Inmate 36448921

      Nerd? Do you even know what a nerd is, other than just a pejorative word?
      Here's one for you- DOUCHE!

      • Annon

        It could be because the guy REALLY looks like Zach Levi from Chuck. So Nerd-herder maybe?

    • http://www.facebook.com/paige.dukes Paige Dukes

      I think the fact that the extremely hot casing flew back AT HIS FACE justifies the fact that he is wearing said protective goggles.

      • Capt Obvious

        Well, in all fairness, his weak, slack wrist excessively bent elbow grip most likely caused the brass to come back towards him, instead of out to the right. And what is with his trigger finger? Pressing the trigger with pretty much his 3rd knuckle is no way to fire a weapon. Please, if you take a noob to the range, at least have enough knowledge to keep said noob safe. This guy will have a long lasting reminder of this trip.

    • Dick Salad

      Never had a casing hit me in the eye… no thanks goggles are for twits. Real men wear scars like badges of honor.

      • M_D

        "This one is from that time I took a hot brass casing to the eye, out at the range.." ..cool story bro.

        ANY serious shooter will tell you eye and ear pro. are essential

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=760359185 Brad Rapp

      Also, what are protection googles? Is that new software from google? Or did you just misspell goggles?

  • verdad

    #20 How meta of you

    • Saint


  • Tint

    #3 Where is this?

    • Shawn

      I would like to know that too, wanna go there!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      In the water.

      – the one you love to hate

      • Scotty

        You don't say…

    • Lazarus2k

      If i knew i wouldn't say, sorta the point of a place like this…

    • Dr_StrangePants


    • oughtnot

      Looks like Bora Bora

    • Mike

      It's called Six Senses Laamu in the Maldives: http://www.sixsenses.com/SixSensesLaamu

      • JAS

        Almost $2000 for a weekend stay. Beautiful place, but super expensive 😦

  • Tony

    The lighting was attracted by his BALLS OF STEEL!!!
    No way I’d do that!

  • Todd_A

    #1 – Seems legit….. But I'm pretty sure I've seen Rudy look better lately.

    • mattydread

      It's a house of Cosbys! Where's dancin' Cosby?

  • chefchrisg

    #9 was it too much to hope for that when I saw “Drive” would have nudity I thought it would be her?

  • everybody

    Stop posting the same retarded comments again and again.

    • dirtysteve99

      yes, you should.

      • Red

        great response. what are you, 5 years old?

        • dirtysteve99

          yes, precocious little tyke, aren't I ?

    • http://www.kneedeepinabottle.com Navin R. Johnson

      Stop posting the same retarded comments again and again. ..see what I did there?

    • Panama99

      Please stop posting the same retarded comments again and again and again

      • fibonacci5150

        Stop posting the posting the same retarded same retarded comments retarded comments again and again and again and again and again and again

        • Mockery

          Stop posting the posting to the same retarded same retarded comments retarded comments again and again and again and again and again and again

          • Brutal Deluxe

            Fuck it. Just post your retarded comments.

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