I do what I want (28 Photos)

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  • Mike

    #11 F*** yea!

    • Biggus Diccus

      Hop in and give me a Hand Solo

    • http://twitter.com/valorikx221 @valorikx221

      Lotus Elise?

      • Rick

        Lotus Exige I believe, the Elise is a convertible

    • http://twitter.com/Pud_Divine @Pud_Divine

      I see this and all i hear in my head is "yea nbd move along"

    • BBL

      Thought it was the Stig's evil empire cousin.

  • kate_the_gate

    Ooh, I love a rebel!

    • kate_the_gate

      I should qualify: rebels like #1 not d-bags like #21

      • Dissapointed father

        Its "clarify" sweety…here are the keys, try not to fill the tank with diesel again..I know I know it was an accident, just try and be more careful..sigh..

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=584887605 Stephen Walsh

          clarify (verb)-To modify the meaning of….here's a dictionary website http://www.thefreedictionary.com, try not to spend all of your time looking up definitions to appear intelligent, just try and be more careful the next time you criticize someone for a inconsequential mistake and you won't look like such a retard.

        • kate_the_gate

          qualify [ˈkwɒlɪˌfaɪ]
          vb -fies, -fying, -fied
          1. to provide or be provided with the abilities or attributes necessary for a task, office, duty, etc. his degree qualifies him for the job he qualifies for the job, but would he do it well?
          2. (tr) to make less strong, harsh, or violent; moderate or restrict
          3. (tr) to modify or change the strength or flavour of
          4. (Linguistics / Grammar) (tr) Grammar another word for modify [3]
          5. (tr) to attribute a quality to; characterize
          6. (General Sporting Terms) (intr) to progress to the final stages of a competition, as by winning preliminary contests

          I think I used it correctly, but hey.

    • PeeWee

      You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Kate. A rebel. So long, Kate.

  • turbodude

    Rick needs to buy you a wet-dry vac…..would save about 2 hours and 55 minutes next time John

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      Y didn't u just run it through another cycle without soap? Water tends to wash stuff away…just sayin…

      • Muert

        Nah, you gotta stop it from running or the foam comes flooding out covering the entire floor. Though the floor will be spotless when you get done.

        • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

          I Think every guy does this first time they run a dishwasher.I know I did.

          • KFC

            same here

    • myNameIs

      Why is he doing the dishes, if it is so funny why not do it yourself ?

    • Kaiser

      white people problems

      • snotrocket51

        why is there fucking carpet in the kitchen

        • HugeJackman

          It's polished concrete most likely.

      • NoRacism!

        White people, black people, yellow people, brown people, wtf??? Stop with the racist comments, you asshole!

    • Lisa

      Next time, take a salt shaker and sprinkle. Tada. Bubbles disappear with each shake. Sugar will work as well but makes a sticky mess eventually.

      Also #22 is semi-awesome. #23 is awesome.

      • cwhoa

        last time I checked you need a screen of some sort for the xbox

    • Name


  • altair

    #22….the only thing that sucks more than an XBOX360 is a Suzuki……

    • reepthebenefits

      followed closely by getting an xbox controller implanted in your face in the event of a head-on

      • NJF

        People wouldn't believe him when he tells them it was a car accident.
        "Yeah okay, you sure someone didn't just ruin your kill streak?"

    • Travis

      And out come the fanboys…

      • Beaver lover

        Fanboys are just mad they can't afford more than one console. I personally enjoy them all, they each have positives and negatives.

    • Craigery

      Oh, I get it! Because the 360 is a great console (the best on the market), while Suzukis are merely good.

      • ZachBob

        Wii is way better. There's actually a choice between FPSs and platformers.

    • Vanilla Gorilla

      The only thing that sucks more than you is your mom!!!

  • Ferret

    #2 is vegas .. you can do anything there… anything

    • Lowrent75

      Have you been to New Orleans? WE HAVE GO CUPS.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000050128328 Tim Lemon

      Yes it is perfectly legal to drink openly on the strip

    • Shawn

      Try hiring a hooker on the strip….very unlegal it is.

      • AmBush_Steve

        Well said Master Yoda

    • Sarah

      Pretty sure that's Brian from hot men of the berry 🙂 http://theberry.com/2011/05/20/afternoon-eye-cand

    • DrDeath80

      We can drink on the street in STL as well – anywhere – just not in certain areas

      • DrDeath80

        That didn't come out right – we drink where we please with no restrictions

  • Logan

    Mike was right #11 F*** Yea!!!

  • clemgrad03


    Do tell it again bro…

    • SkyVader

      And when you get to the end…..stop.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Had to of been a chick driving

    • Underbaker

      I just surprised it is not a Hummer.

    • Name

      #21 #24… They need to get slapped with one of those http://iparklikeanass.com/merch#tickets

      • boobman

        With Biggus, it must have been a woman…or Asian

  • bigcat72

    #28 What do you get when you drive a UPS truck off the side of a sidewalk when a man is carrying a sowing machine to his newlywed wife? You stand around with your arms folded OF COURSE!

    • Lowrent75

      *sewing…sorry. I could not help myself.

      • bigcat72

        UGH! Thanks, i was typing fast, my brain is still waking up lol

    • Chiefs420

      His wife is the sowing machine

  • http://www.facebook.com/lukasvanderzee Lukas Van Der Zee

    #21 love the licenseplate…

    • yep

      The only thing better than that license plate are the completely justified key marks probably running along it's side.

  • http://Homes4Men.com Stafferty

    #9 I did this at a house party I went to. That's what happens when you change beer pong rules mid game assholes

    • pjsupremex

      there are rules?

    • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

      ya I did this last week…that went over well

    • Raymond

      cool story bro

    • Biggus Diccus

      Jeez, the point is to get drunk and not to be a huge dick about it.

      • http://Homes4Men.com Stafferty

        A) I was drunk
        B) I do what I want

  • Dick Salad

    #13 That's D.C. parking at it's finest. Makes me want to buy an old bucket and give these lazy assholes a gentle push into the proper parking position.

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      First World Problems?!

      OMG! you had to walk an extra block? Ohhhhh the horor:o

    • Underbaker

      You should be able to fit a Smart car in the front and a Mini Cooper in the rear, whats the problem?

    • Gilla mutt

      Its the principal of the matter, the c**t has no courtesy, aye

    • Mathias

      one of the many definitions of a douche bag

    • art

      I took this photo y'all! This was downtown in my city the night of a high school graduation when the streets were packed. Such a douche!!

  • Ashley

    What the hell would the point of # 22 be?
    So that when you actually walk out of the house to get groceries, you can still feel the controller so you don't get withdrawls or something?

    • Ashley


  • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

    Is that Julianna moore?

    • kate_the_gate

      Nope, it's the woman who plays Bree in Desperate Housewives, can't remember her name at present.

    • Meh.......

      I usually use the tip of my finger to open a public restroom handle like that……just say'in….

    • thisisbennett

      You mean Julianne Moore. And no, that's Marcia Cross

    • sixdeadelves

      Marcia Cross, Desperate Housewives

    • Biggus Diccus

      I knew it was a dude!

      • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

        haha so true

    • Underbaker

      Doesn't everyone use the Handicap stall?

  • OGMrWhite


    every goddamn time I would do this.. No regrets

  • Bogus_Shizzall

    WTF is going on in #28?

    • pjsupremex

      there was a wedding on saturday afternoon in wooster, ohio. the wedding was scheduled for 2:30 pm. The maid of honor decided to get knocked up months before hand and her dress needed a small alteration done to fit. The usher was sent down the street to the bride's grandmother's house to pick up a sewing machine. on his way back a UPS delivery was simultaneously underway. The driver was parked on an incline and did not set the parking brake. while he was at the door of the house needing said delivery, the truck rolled down the road and ended abruptly on the bank of this stream. The usher of the wedding watched in astonishment. The camerman is actually the ups driver who just got a new camera from one of the boxes in his truck. he wanted to try it out. The four men in the background are wooster's finest police force. They are discussing how awesome it is that dunkin donuts had the monday 99 cent coffee deal earlier that morning.

      hope that helped!

      • Bogus_Shizzall

        Close, but one of the four men is wearing brown so I'm thinking he's not taking the picture.

        How 'bout:

        "Put another sticker on my door without knocking… the fuck you will."

      • The_Dood

        Did you get a degree in bullshitting or is that true? If you pulled that outta your ass, mad props. If you actually knew the real story, thanks. I've been wondering wtf is going on in that pic for years.

        • pjsupremex

          not true, i made it all up like a good internets troll

      • Aesop

        for once, literally, cool story bro!

    • jmts80

      Sense; this picture makes none!

      • pjsupremex

        i just explained it! WTF?

        • Craigery

          Yes, you did, but your explanation doesn't add up. Try again.

          • resqagent


            happened on campus at Princeton. It was also the formal night of Houseparties week. Don (the guy in the picture) was probably being a good date and bringing a sewing machine to a death.


  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #6 "bitch please"

    • Ling

      when unbreakable came out on video, i rented the vhs of it. the next time i went to rent a movie, the people behind the counter said there was a $20 charge on my account. i asked why, and when i was told it was for the movie unbreakable being returned broken, they looked at me like i had a parasitic twin because i started laughing at them. blockbuster…didn't go bankrupt because of netflix and redbox…it was because they have no freaking sense of humor.

  • BMW

    I see this everyday at work #21. Drives me nuts. If I were a cop Id give him/her a ticket. I understand if your handicapped, but if you can't park you shouldnt have your drivers license.

    • Craigery

      Meh. Sloppy parking job, but they're not taking up more than one space, so who cares?

      • yep

        Considering there is no visible handicapped placard hanging from the mirror, I'm guessing everyone who's actually handicapped and wants to park there cares! (granted the placard could be sitting on the dash)

  • equalizermax

    #12 I Know what she did there

  • tommy2X4

    #13, #21, #24 my first, second, and third ex-girlfriends

    • Dick Salad

      I'm more likely to damaged a car parked like a dick wad than a car parked normally…

  • http://twitter.com/npfiii @npfiii

    #21 I want this twat to die in a fireball.

    • MonkeyMadness

      I saw some fat bitch pull right up into a handicapped spot at McDonald's chatting away on her cell phone, hops out and takes her own damn sweet time at the Redbox. Douchebags are everywhere!

  • jew


    What am I missing?

    • Biggus Diccus

      Women suck at driving

    • DeRaNgEd


    • AmBush_Steve

      The frontal lobe of your cerebrum?

    • huh


  • jrey81
    • POOOP

      What? Drinking crappy beer in front of cops? I'd cite him for having horrible taste.

  • David

    #13, I feel your pain, fucking Long Beach.

    • Awesome

      It's an epidemic in Chicago

  • pjsupremex

    cool story bro

  • Zedhere

    #6 Next he is going to try to erase that Unfuckable label.

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