Oh look who’s f#&*ing birthday it is–Bill F*$%ing Murray (40 Photos)

The legend turns 61 today. Happy Birthday, Bill!

 Oh look whos f#&*ing birthday it is  Bill F*$%ing Murray (40 Photos)

Bill Fucking Murray available here… while he lasts.

  • Keepin Calm


    • drewscriver


      • Striped Ruler

        Please don't call him a douche….douches have a purpose, first dude is useless…..

  • Dingo8MyBaby

    I salute you sir. A true monument to greatness.

    • lynch

      hes so awesome that in #28 he was dancing in beat to any dubstep song i played.

  • float

    God i fucking hate bill murray

    • PoppinFresh

      You are not welcome here.

    • Smitty

      den wyd u click on the fucking bill murray page?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

    • First Time Caller

      I don't hate Bill Murray, I just hate all the ass hat pretenders on here acting like they have love the man when chances are the are just sheep.

      Why not Bill Fucking Cosby – Bill Fucking Gates – Bill the Fucking Clown – Bill Fucking Clinton OR Bill Fucking O'Reilly!!!

      • SÇ┐â

        I grew up on Bill fucking Murray, he's epic. fuck U

      • AssClown

        Why not Fuckin fuckoff you fuckin First Time Fuckin Caller fuck…ffs

      • http://allinbayarea.com Twon

        I second "Bill Fucking Cosby" Id buy ten of those shirts!

        • atlantaburning

          A Bill Fucking Cosby sweater with crazy patterns

      • Captain Obvious

        Because nobody encapsulates epic awesome as well as Bill Fucking Murray. Especially not anyone on that list you put up. Awesome movies and awesome off screen… Just plain fucking awesome.

      • yehout

        none of those bills are all that funny…bill cosby was, but he hates white people and hate aint cool

        • Captain Obvious

          I don't agree. Dr. Huxtable loves whitey, and jello pudding.

        • atlantaburning

          Bill Cosby loves white people. His message was it is OK to be like successful whitey and still be black.

      • W)(u4

        Thank you! Well said.

    • MAX_POW

      if you hate Bill Murray, you hate The Chive…..GTFO….NOW!!!

    • Pull!!

      What happen? Did your balls drop off? Or you didn't have any to begin with?

    • Red

      He hates you too, shit stain.

    • sixdeadelves

      Groundhog Day is my favorite movie

    • http://twitter.com/StrongAsMeat @StrongAsMeat


    • huh

      It must really suck ass to not have a sense of humor. I can't even imagine what that's like…and if you hate BFM then you have none at all.

      • Ed Wood

        "It must really suck ass to not have a sense of humor. I can't even imagine what that's like…"

        Oh, I think you can. Probably better than most, actually.

    • Uncle Scotty

      Awesome troll, man. Bill Murray is way overrated here.

  • jasgat

    #22 Damn right he did… He's Bill "Fuckin'" Murray…

    • Red

      He could have left with five but he thought it would be nice to leave some trim for the rest of us.

    • CuriousGeorge

      Could someone break down for me what are the films represented in the gif #36?

      I would also like to see all these pics in a pic as in not a gif.

  • scorned man

    My wife told me if I didn't get her bill fucking murray she was going to cut my nuts off, so the timing on this is… good

    • some-dude

      $8 shipping for the shirt to go less than 20 miles to get to my door felt like my nuts were being cut off too….

      • yehout

        $8 for 20 miles? I got a better deal with $13 for about 3000

  • MacNCheesePro

    Happy Birthday Bill Fuckin Murray! I've been a fan ever since I've been old enough to jerk off….not that they're related or anything.

    • Tate

      Me too! But they are %100 related….

  • patov40

    #26 – I'm A god. I'm not THE God. (Yes I know the quote doesn't fit with the pic, but I love this quote. Happy birthday Bill!!) B)

  • BIll57

    #3 my favorite character from Bill

  • Jordan

    Got my fucking shirt. finally.. while you were typing first, I was confirming my order!!!!! WOOOT!!

  • KenRayJen

    #22 A dream for most, a Tuesday for Bill Murray. Thanks for the laughs and Happy Birthday

  • ray

    Im glad you guys got if figured out, and didnt fuck this up…. Good to go, once again

    • JHL1

      Go get her Ray!

  • TDP

    Is Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.. not the best Bill Murray movie Ever? I have watched it 18,000 times and its always priceless.

    Happy Bday Bill Facking Murray!

  • Only Man

    Sweeeet!! It's my birthday as well and feel honored to share it with Bill Fucking Murray 😀

    • http://allinbayarea.com Twon

      happy Birthday

  • Craigery

    #29 Is that Hunter S. Thompson with Bill? Not sure, but it kinda looks like him.

    • Slur Speeches

      He was doing "research" for Where the Buffalo Roam I believe

      • heso

        this is correct

      • heso

        see #34

  • jasgat

    #29 Just a whole ton of awesome in this picture.

    • Zero00430

      Oh to have a time machine to have been on that boat.

  • http://www.facebook.com/tristan.trevino Tristan Trevino

    I will raise a glass and toast the man of honor this evening! Happy Bill Murray Day!!! ^_^

  • Danielle

    I got a fucking Murray!!! ❤

  • TeeHee


  • jrey81

    FINALLY GETTING MY SHIRT to add to the Chive Logo and Keep calm tee's!!!! now let me know when you decide to do a Christopher Fuckin Walken shirt B)

  • Michael

    as soon as i saw this thread i went 100 mph to the chivery, i knew as soon as a saw this they would have the shirts ready!

  • HatBomb

    Got Bill Fucking Murray T-Shirt order confirmation! Happy fucking birthday, Bill Fucking Murray!

  • mark

    happy bday, bil-OH MY GOD I GOT THE SHIRT 🙂


  • Ian S.

    It's mine too!! Also, it's Stephen King's birthday.

    • Captain Cockburn

      Stephen King sucks dick.

  • Jim

    I got a Bill Fucking Murray shirt!!!! FUCK YEAH BABY!!! Happy Birthday Bill, we love you!

  • sniggi

    "Oh look who's fucking birthday it is–Bill Fucking Murray!"

    "Oh look who's fucking birthday it is"

    "look who's fucking"


    • andy

      thought I was the only one…. the man deserves better grammar you chive assholes

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