The world’s most generic news report is so true (Video)

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  • dougie

    your mom's generic

    • NJF

      Good one.

  • Iam_Dave

    Funny and TRUE!

    • Wesley Perry

      made me lol

    • Cross

      How many people does it take to invent the light bulb?

      • Criss Cross

        I can't believe how much the news copies itself. How many times can the wheel be reinvented?

  • Paulo

    Holy shit. That was extremely funny.
    Pipe out the window was what did me in. I can't stop laughing.

    • Iam_Dave

      Yeah me 2. Especially when they asked people on what they think of people's opinions in news casts. I was waiting for the newscaster to tell them they are hypocrites and to shut up. lol

    • KyleGamgee

      It sure was funny, but I didn't actually laugh until I read your comment.

      Well done, sir.

  • Tom


  • Ben Coughlan


  • SneakyPete

    This is a lighthouse keeper being decapitated by a laser beam

    • Tough Love

      Thanks, for those of us that missed it.
      You're one of those people who thinks he's funny walking out of a movie theater quoting things everyone JUST HEARD aren't you?

      • KyleGamgee

        Oh shit, I totally do that.


  • Kurtis McLeod

    Brilliantly trolled.

  • storesy

    Charlie Brooker is a legend

    • os99

      They should include the Britannia High or the Sweet Sixteen reviews. Those two are comic gold.

  • Sammie Soon Jones

    I love the Brits, they're such silly fuckers.

    • Andrew Wheatley

      Yes we are!

    • V4Vendetta14

      Cunts…Cunts was the word you were looking for. And not the American usage of the word… The British use of the word Cunt is brilliant!!!!!

      • Malkintosh22

        Would you care to explain?

        • 123

          Cunt in the UK means Pussy(Vagina) its a slang word. But it can be used in many ways… For example… "Your a cunt!" is offensive.. then saying you would "Love to fuck that cunt" is like u want some pussy haha.

      • BBL - UK :-)

        Nice… Next time you're going to slag off an entire country, then please use a more anonymous user name that you don’t use all over the web.

  • os99

    Charlie Brooker has made The Chive!

  • Behn

    Charlie Brooker is a genius

  • bambam


  • Jack_LeMac

    to the guy at 1:06, could you repeat that please?

    • CaptainStag

      Leave the poor guy alone, he's Scottish!

  • FoCoLivin

    This is spot on. Love it.

  • Verbal_Kint

    What could kill you at the (grocery store, playground, library, doctor's office, etc.) and why authorities are outraged. We report on everything you need to know to keep your family safe. Tune in at 11 to find out.

    • Patricio

      Mind you, a segment about "lead found in Connecticut water" is actually important, but is aired at the END of the program. Great decision making there….

    • Nicnac

      Or: This common household product could kill you without warning! Tonight at 11.

      • its_forge

        Everyone in the world is dead, plus Tom with sports, at eleven!


    some more incredible photos
    thank you

    • Coldzilla

      Fuck off

  • Coldzilla

    Who says the British have no sense of humour ;)

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      The natives of various 3rd world countries…..?! Not a liberal, just saying xD

    • myNameIs

      no one says that

      • Coldzilla

        Are you British?

    • Lance Murdoch

      Nobody says that, just some countries who say they have a 'weird' sense of humour, using more irony, sarcasm and surrealism than the comedy of, say, the US

      • Coldzilla

        OK what country are YOU from?

        • Olie

          The poms are seriously funny. Monty python, the office, fawlty towers etc. I am Australian and was yet to hear anyone accuse the poms of not being funny, not the most attractive bunch, but funny none the less

          • Luke

            Completely agree, as an Aussie the brits are friggin hilarious.

          • Coldzilla

            I take it you missed the ;) at the end of my comment huh?

            Talk about taking things too seriously ;)

    • foog

      Dental hygiene. It's dental hygiene they have no sense of. Humour? That they gots in spades!

      • Coldzilla

        I guess you missed the ;) at the end too huh?


  • Zedhere

    Me reading off a teleprompter of news you already read today on the internet, Film at 11pm.

  • Captain Obvious

    That was good.

  • VedHead77

    Ron Burgundy would be proud.

  • @Lou_bellamy

    A News Report from the newa Reports… Yo Dawg!

  • P90


  • doo doo mouth

    Genus. Is no one else impressed that you can drop an F bomb on the BBC?

    • hello

      I might be, if it were the BBC, but it's not so I'm probably not. True story.

      • fuckity fuck

        Wait, it IS the BBC. Perhaps I was wrong. Please don't thumb me down, my generic internet personality might not be able to take it.

        Ho hum.

    • Andrew Wheatley

      you can drop the f-bomb on all uk tv just as long as its after 9pm!

    • WhiteVanMan

      no, because our media is actually free

      • boe

        cool story bro

  • whodoube

    Another leftist propagandist piece of trite swill. Everyone always avoids saying everyone and always because it's not true. No one ever says all of this. Never!!

    • boe

      come down off your high horse already… and by high horse I mean crystal meth.

  • Reginald Honkington

    Jolly good, well played sir. Now good day. I said good day.

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