Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • warren

    #49

    That is a gravy train of sex on biscuit wheels

    • DemonIAm

      That's how you end with a bang!

    • jack

      #19 would love to go home to this every night!

    • BigHate

      Well put.

    • Jorgev6

      i will leave everything to go out in the world and look for her !! :O

    • MrSkyline

      that's perfection in its purest form. *drool*

    • larry

      That might be the hottest chic I've ever seen.

      • au naturale

        lets not go nutz lar, hot? sure, but cmon…

      • Logan

        you haven't seen very many, have you?

    • Mike

      this picture was taken from ilikegirlsdaily on twitter, and by no means is that a bad thing..

    • 3904

      #17 looks like a gay ass Sandals commercial.

      • H_something

        Beaches, Sandals is an adults only hotel.

    • http://www.flickr.com/photos/ht82/sets/72157601349486898/with/2329951314/ gerg

      You sir, have won the english language. Well done.

    • http://www.facebook.com/cavok Cody Klein

      Holy Bajeesus!!!! MOAR!!!!!!!!!

    • http://www.blackwhitefinder.com alicewhite

      Yeeh. You may change your life completely. People want to have another new found, a new kind of dating feeling. Blackwhitefinder.com. It is a great place for singles to get to know each other, and talk about religion, work, sports, life, relationship, or more. I can assure you that your will be happy here.

    • ausguy

      hawt diggity! i fell off my chair!

    • Sid

      Subtle Shirt bite?

    • Bubba

      plz find!

    • Dave

      LMAOSHMSFOAIDMT

    • Gabe

      fffffffffffffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddd her

  • Yum

    #7 – squid, the other other other white meat

  • Marsch

    chivettes to hotness is what the chive is to awesome

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • )(4e

      the complete and total opposite of it?

      • Lotus

        The DAR and the Chive as a whole has been pretty underwhelming lately, some of the posts are starting to feel cookie cutter and there is definitely more of a focus on T&A. Not that I mind the new focus, just that it seems like some of the originality of the site is going away with it.

        The archive the Chive has built up is pretty great though. Nice to have something to go to if the posts of today are meh.

        • First Time Caller

          LMAOSHMSFOAIDMT – you used Chive and Originality in the same paragraph.

          • OIwe

            agreed.

  • pdiddily420

    #4
    Is this at Jerome Simpson's house?

    • shitbrains

      touche sir

    • reepthebenefits

      no, just two off-duty cops

    • JHL1

      The police report said they found 1 ounce of weed and $120.

    • RectalGlaucoma

      $10 says the damn cops smoked the weed and used the cash to buy pizza when the munchies kicked in.

      • Jen

        donuts.

  • Here's Johnny

    Yea Buddy End of the Day Love DAR!! Thanks you # 43 Please Find her!

    • Slappy McGee

      Thanks for that, Pauly D.

  • Jessie

    #32, #33, #34

    Lauren appears to have thunderbitchslapped that pneumonia

    • Bogus_Shizzall

      I kill seagulls because boobs

    • Chris

      #34
      I can see where I'm meant to put my hand. :O

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        You'd hve to fight me first!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • BIll57

          fighting you would be too easy

          • BIll57

            i love that penis!

    • Big_Curt

      fucken beautiful

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      #34 The point of view is too damn high!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • heya

      man i'd like to see her nekkid

    • Maynard B.

      Lauren, I think you should reconsider that Playboy offer.

      • Dr. Spock

        what is this, the 80s? nobody reads fkn playboy anymore- keep up the good work LG-

        • MeatloafAlsoMeatloaf

          Your argument is illogical. Nobody EVER read Playboy.

          You will self-destruct in 5 minutes.

          • BIll57

            doesn't matter if they read it ornot if she gets paid big money then it is worth it

            • BIll57

              but another, more serious note, lauren you should really consider toning down on the whole slut thing. now, you're just coming off as a straight cocktease slut whore more and more everyday. imagine if you only flashed your shit a handful of times instead of thousands…you'd have a lot more fans and a lot more respect. the perverts like me are gonna like you regardless, but i'm not the kind of guy you want anyway. i love you. do you like old balls?

              • (*$U

                LOL

    • i`llsayitagain

      Ask a whore to get naked and you shall receive.

      • trollovision

        Um, dude. She's not not naked. Not even close. You're a fucking retard.

        • Brother M.

          half-naked, then. you're really just splitting hairs. like when tv shows or movies show a chick's entire boob except just the nipple, as though that means they're not showing a mostly naked tit. either way it's mostly naked fap material(and at least moderately skanky). and that's why we like it. just call a spade a spade, if it hurts the chick's feelings then she shouldn't do it.

          • MonkeyPoxx

            this is why i play "just the tip" with your mother. if it hurts her feelings, then she shouldn't do it.

  • Undershooter30

    #4 bitches money weed.

  • AssClown

    #2 So true…

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      THE FLAME IS TOO DAMN HIGH!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • BIll57

        if it was high enough it would burn your ass

    • Hunt4RedOctrollber

      Fuck, I was at a conference all day so I didn't get a chance to troll the DAR today, and…
      when I read the comments…
      I damn near fucking cried for your pathetic existence, Chivers.

      Watch out tomorrow, bitches.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000365632067 Robert Smith

    #43 is sexy… love back dimples

    • KyleGamgee

      I love reflections.

      • doubleD

        creepy thing is that ain't a reflection…
        …i think i see what you did there, and you are phogiven.

        • menace

          it doesn't look like a reflection to me either, the angle of her left arm in the reflection doesn't match, but hey, I'm not exactly complaining

          • Spammy

            ENHANCE!

            • Smurf_taint

              enhance, enhance

          • Interesting

            Right. She's definitely NOT covering "herself" in person, but the reflection in the mirror is.

            • Bluto

              Thing you all are missing is that the door is at an angle which would distort the reflection.

              • Jen

                distorting a reflection doesn't mean the arm actually bends. don't be stupid.

    • just sayin'

      Love that ass too

    • David Rainier

      …and tiny little moles placed for my enjoyment.

    • alexri

      back dimples should have their own weekly post

    • Brett

      Her reflection in the glass puts this pic over the top. Brilliant.

    • Bubba

      Awesome front refelction is awesome!Do your thing and find her!

    • Zaed

      Carisha. NSFW

      • clint beastwood

        WOW…Thank you kind sir.

        • ????

          and that is how fast chivers work.

      • Ha!

        Good god. Well done Zaed… well done.

      • its_forge

        Yeah, she's extraordinarily fricking gorgeous. I mean holy whatever you think is the holiest.

  • L_E_Ott

    #21 black one looks better imo

  • BARTMAN

    #18 mine too!

    • Chris

      #19
      should be stein larger!!!
      Chive on from from New Zealand.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      How the fuck could they photoshop the Heineken out to replace it with foreign piss in # 19?
      Heineken rules! Best export product of the Netherlands!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • patov40

        'Merica!!!!!;)

      • BIll57

        no one cares about your opinion

    • TDub66

      Sam Adams = Skunk Piss

      • Obama

        TDub66 = Skunk Shit.

        • W)#98

          go shove yourself up your own ass. Sam Adams sucks.

  • Brother Maynard

    #43 Back dimples are just sexy.

    • Grammar Ninja

      The "mirror image" in the window isn't a mirror image at all (left arm is bent in window). Interesting image composition. Now if she'd only turn around….

      • Daniel San

        Nice catch Ninja.

      • its_forge

        google Carisha and she'll turn around any of about six thousand different ways and she looks absolutely goddamn perfect in every one of them.

        • Trainwreck92

          Good God, man! Well done. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

    • menace

      back dimples are super sexy but I hate those damn back dimple piercings that girls are doing these days

  • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

    #43 Back dimples and mirrored tits…
    HQ: http://tinyurl.com/3max9hu

  • Daniel

    #33

    I just sent an office-wide email reminding everybody that jeans are permissible attire tomorrow. John emails women and tells them to take off their clothes off.

    • patov40

      That rumble you hear is hundreds of Chivers yelling, "FML!!!!!!" :@

    • ChiverMeTimbers

      First World Country Problems

    • SlimtwigMJ

      Try it in the office. Post what happend.

    • Grammar Ninja

      So what you're saying is, John > you.

    • detective

      You wanna be a Pimp like John too ?

    • Chiver

      FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

  • Kodos

    #9
    A pretty girl like you can go far with $20…

    • perv

      wanna earn another $20 the quick way?

    • Christian Lander

      Stuff White People Like # 48, Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops.

      White people need organic food to survive, and where they purchase this food is as important as what they purchase. In modern white person culture, Whole Foods has replaces churches and cathedrals as the most important and relevant buildings in the community.

      There are some regions that do not have Whole Foods, but do have an abundance of white people (college towns), in these situations Whole Foods can be substituted with a local co-op grocery store where you have to pay a membership to shop there.

      All of these stores are pretty much the same – lots of vegetables, grain fed free range meat and eggs, and soy everything. They are also characterized by an outrageously large section of vitamins, supplements, and natural oils. There are natural, handmade soaps which give these stores a unique and uniform smell.

      Many white people consider shopping at Whole Foods to be a religious experience, allowing them feel good about their consumption. The use of paper bags, biodegradable packaging, and the numerous pamphlets outlining the company’s police on hormones, genetically modified food and energy savings. This is in spite of the fact that Whole Foods is a profit driven-publicly traded corporation that has wisely discovered that making white people feel good about buying stuff is outrageously profitable.
      As you walk through Whole Foods/Co-op you will see white people pushing carts buying things like Flaxseed Oil, wine, Tofu versions of meat, and organic kohlrabi. They also provide prepared foods, that single white people often purchase to avoid cooking.

      This is important information, as this section of the store is loaded with single white people.

      These stores are excellent for bringing children, as there is nothing that they actually want.

      “Oh, mommy, look chocolate!”

      “No Joshua, that’s carob.”

      “I want it.”

      “Ok.”

      The child will then take a bite and realize that nothing in the store can be trusted.

      • William

        I think you need to clarify your statement, and change it to " Stuff Retarded White Hipsters and Hippies in California and New York Like." I, and I like to think a large majority of the rest of America, live under the philosophy that the only thing better than bacon is other meat wrapped in bacon, then grilled. With a delicious high calorie and alcohol beverage to go with it.

        • Christian Lander

          *Those are what previously outlined White People would refer to as "The Wrong Type of White People*

        • its_forge

          That. I'm white as a really whitey white mcwhiterson thing and I think anything labeled "organic" and everything at Whole Foods and ALL overpriced "premium" foods can all go fuck itself in a giant high-price food orgy until it's all a fine expensive pate'. I avoid Whole Foods like the fucking plague on mankind it has always been.

  • This guy

    #43 yum…

    • This guy

      Google "carisha" NSFW. Enjoy.

  • Dan

    Hi 🙂

  • Undershooter30

    #10 Damn, you get that much man?

    • CFC

      You got a F*(king DRAWER!

      • Undershooter30

        Nope, that's why I was impressed. I've got my laundry basket…… Some days

        • au naturale

          thats bc you've turned into a little bitch and she knows it-

          • Joseph Momma

            I get one quarter of one closet. Out of six. I feel lucky.

          • Undershooter30

            Aw does someone have to say hurtful things to make themselves feel better? Its alright, you'll get laid some day.

            • au naturale

              right…because I've never lived with a chick b4- tell me under, what good is your sack when your balls have been removed?

              • Captnjack

                I think they all kicked you out because you seem to be an insufferable douchebag.

              • Undershooter30

                Please, I'm just not enough of a priss to need tons of drawer space. And also who gives a fuck as long as she is doing my laundry anyway.

    • its_forge

      I only got one drawer in my dresser until we remodeled and I boxed up all the stuff in "her" drawers and it was all stuff she hadn't even looked at since the 80s. Boxes of business cards with her previous address and phone number on them – she's owned this townhouse since 1987 – clothes that went out of style when Max Headroom was still on TV, wall hangings and shit that was already getting old when Duran Duran first showed up. I was like, score! Now I can have the whole dresser, right? And she said yeah, okay dammit. Woot!!

  • AssClown

    #1 His face is about to get pwnd…hard

  • KNOB

    #1 LOL at the guy in the background.

    Thats gonna ruin the jumpers weekend.

  • Brother Maynard

    #32 #33 #34 Glad you are feeling better, and as beautiful as ever.

    • truthserum

      oh SHUT UP!!! You guys are SO FUCKING PATHETIC!

      Oh LG, you make me smile, glad you're feelin' better darlin – blah blah blah!

      • au naturale

        so…been a while since some1's played w/ ur ding-dong eh ts?

        • 3904

          yep. it's obviously him, and not the guys kissing her ass everytime she posts something that are the ones that aren't gettin any, amirite?

      • patov40

        Angry troll is angry! xD

    • chivettelover

      wasnt this guy calling all these girls whores like yesterday? hmm…

    • sheeeeesh

      Dear god what a bunch of pussy worshiping wimps. Whore on.

    • yyeeeeessssss

      Hottest fucking chivette.

  • Chalk

    Hi 🙂

    • Undershooter30

      #47 I thought everyone knew that.

      • Undershooter30

        Shit! Hi-jack fail….. Meant to put #46

  • mark d.

    #40

    aside from the weapons-grade ass, #37, #38 is one of the great reasons i love this website

    • anon

      is she on the american gymnast team? They have a history of pleasant looking gymnasts 😛

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1075598225 Jacob Marchlinski

        Yes, I'm fairly sure that's Alicia Sacramone.

    • Creepy McVomit

      You like people that force their children to sit on a filthy sofa with an even filthier blanket? If they guy really loves his daughter, he needs to end his Star Wars obession, get a real job and by some clean furniture!

      • John

        I don't know about you, but I myself have four kids and I will say keeping a clean couch is a near impossibility, and with young children, new furniture is a wasted effort until they are older.

      • its_forge

        Judge not lest ye also be judged. How's that plank in your eye there dude?

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Antoine Dodson > Reality hits you hard guy.



    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

  • Mcfly707

    #40 only reason to watch the Olympics.

    • Charlie

      Is that a dick towel or a towel dick?

      • Charlie

        Oh and what's her name?

      • Bogus_Shizzall

        What towel?

    • Chuck

      Dont forget the divers! Worth the viewing time too imho.

    • Patches

      Aren't most competitive gymnasts like 14? Pedobear approves!

    • RectalGlaucoma

      If you were boinking this chick and she sneezed…………….good by unit.

      • TheWrathofSalva

        it would be worth it. or just keep cats and all sniffly things out of reach

      • USAF

        I boinked her!
        Boinked?
        Yeah, did you just say the word "boinked?"
        – (All laughing) – Well, Kyle,
        I hope you got the boinking out of your system,
        cos we got a lot of driving to do today.

    • KevinMcBerger

      srsly who is that?!

      • denleendeko

        Alicia Sacramone

        • dan

          not it's not

      • anon

        How about Hollie Vise ?

    • its_forge

      Or Winter Olympics for the ice skating, aka slender young women with hypertrophied hips and thighs in microscopic skirts doing all kinds of stunts that involve splits and sticking your butt up in the air.

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