Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • LarsfromNorway

    #6 Paula's parents, trying to get rid of her from day one.

    • BIll57

      paula Yo mama so ugly just after you were born, your mother said "What a treasure!" and your father said "Yes, let's go bury it." lmao

      • Guesty

        Bill, are you retarded? Every time I read your comments, it makes me certain that you have "special needs"… Just wondering, Thanks!

        • BIll57

          Nope sorry i am not why you cant take a joke?

          • BIll57

            b/c the joke SUCKED BALLLLLLLS and made no sense. It started off as a mama joke, but ended with a line about how ugly the dude is instead of the mom. You were obviously born WAY before mama jokes were popular.

            • BIll57

              you are an idiot get a life

  • patov40

    I can`t get it up. My other id is fake.

  • Terry Burke

    Dear LG……Near, far, wherever you are ,I believe that the heart does go on. Once more you open the door And you're here in my heart And my heart will go on and on.

    • VooDoo

      cut, print, gay!

  • FloppyRocks


  • WhiteVanMan

    You took this from the Oatmeal


    • The_Dood

      and from poofytoo.tumblr.com…

  • DanielB

    #19 OMG its jackie chang!

    • Inmate 36448921

      Chang? Really?

      • FreddyU

        Yea, I guess not only do they all look alike, but their names are all alike, too…

        • Poopy

          Was typing too fast, had to be the first one to say it.

  • AssClown

    #6 Watch out!! There's a ugly woman behind you!!

  • Anonymous


  • Ian.

    #9 rock climbing is amazing, deep water soloing is the best though

  • Laurie

    #3 is wrong! Wrong, wrong wrong! Totally creeped me out!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=644649048 Diego Colafabio

    #1 that's awesome!!

  • Tony

    Flawless Victory….

  • peter

    I think she is an Australian singer called Sia. And, yes, she's odd.

    • Sarge

      ha! there's an understatement!

    • http://www.facebook.com/mazzella11 Michael Mazzella

      Yes, this is Sia. She is awesome in concert. I saw her here in Houston, and she wore a dress covered with vaginas. She's odd, but freaking hilarious.

  • sandviper

    #13 there is SOOOO much awesome here

  • https://www.facebook.com/AggeLarsen Agge Skov Larsen

    #13 Bat Vader???
    Anybody else who wonders about what his theme song would sound like? I bet it would be AWESOME!!!

  • Not Better

    #16…The kickee moves before she even gets kicked…That IS what you intended to point out, right? Cause there is nothing redeemable about that post otherwise. Which unfortunately is becoming a sad trend on The Chive.

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #13 Is what #12 became

  • .riley

    #13 So confused. Is he here to save the day or destroy our planet?

    • Dr_StrangePants

      rest assured he's scaring the crap out of someone either way

    • dirtysteve99


  • SkyVader

    #8 "We are the knights who say…………Nerd!"

  • NebraskaGuy

    #10 AssClown, it's YOU!!

    • Billy

      #10 needs to be hit by #11

    • Master_Rahl

      another kid that will develop an irrational fear of clowns. Guess it's not irrational when you get so scared you fill your diaper. that's just not right… funny, but not right.

    • MonkeyMadness

      No wonder some people have phobias. lol

  • uhhuh

    #24 whos your daddy

  • Spyder_V

    #19 Jackie Chan wins!

  • ChiverBU

    #13 DAR-man

  • taylor

    #12 is that a prom dress?

    Where were these prom dresses when i was a kid???

    • moe


  • Rick

    Is it just me or is #5 totally shopped?

    • Oooops


    • MonkeyMadness

      It's you.

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