Deep down, you know you still love playing with your food (30 Photos)

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  • The Bandit

    #26…is it wrong I had to laugh hard somehow at this one???

    • ThornyDevil

      It creeps me out every time I watch it!

    • squidface

      Heres the squid video for anyone interested


    • Bubba

      WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! o.0

    • Doc Ock

      When you pour soy sauce on the dead squid, the muscles contract in response to signals from neurons, which transmit signals around the body by means of a series of sequential influxes of sodium across the cell membrane into the neuron.

      • Travis

        Oh I see *head explodes*

      • Mikey

        Or it's a zombie

      • Kodos

        I still ain't eatin' the nasty motherfucker

      • MacNCheesePro

        So, what you're saying is: Soy Sauce will bring upon the zombie apocalypse?

        We must get rid of it at all costs! What if a truck or a train full of Soy Sauce crashes and spills near a graveyard?!?!?!?!

        • J_Dub

          well it's either going to be that or worcestershire sauce being used as embalming fluid…

        • SirBoobsalot

          I'm ready for it.

      • James

        I didn't know that, thank you Doc!

    • varlotto

      Yeah, I think it would be. It'd be like if someone smashed your head in, took out your brain and started to send electrical signals down your spine so you start flailing around.

    • isawoj

      Where is Andrew Zimmern when you need him?

      • kev86

        kill it with fire!!!!!

    • Ken

      This poor creature still technically has a brain. An octopus' brain is right above the eys the remainder of the "mantle" contains the other organs. I call bullshit on suggesting this creature is fully dead and that this is a sodium reaction to the neurons. Just because the mantle or 'body' is cut off doesn't mean it's dead; their sensory organs are all behind the eyes, so it is entirely possible for the critter to still be aware.

    • Anon123

      Japanese are not humans.

  • AngryBrownAsianMan

    #16 OOOOOOOmm nom nom nom

  • Iam_Dave

    #24
    Texas Waffle.
    Awesome!

    • ZachBob

      Alaska waffle would be bigger, therefore better.

  • dashete

    #10 Frank Booth approved

  • kate_the_gate

    #9 makes me happy!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #24 Image Google "blue waffle" for an even better one.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      Oh Paula, you're so sneaky!

      • BIll57

        oh paula you so retarded

    • ywehout

      sure, this is the first time i ever surfed he net…fucking douche

    • Captain Obvious

      I hate you.

    • J_Dub

      knowing I would probably regret it, I had to do it…and…yup I regret it.

      someday I'll learn, but not today

    • ronnie

      dont do it! its paula's waffle!!

  • Ashley

    #12
    Dang look at that cheese, OH SH%T THAT'S A COOKIE? A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE?

    • SirSpence

      pretty sure thats peanut butter

      • AmBush_Steve

        …on solid chocolate bars.

  • http://www.facebook.com/smudgie86 Stephen Wilkie

    #26
    Yeh if that happened to me I would running for the shotgun… Freakin' zombie food.. That's how it all starts!!

  • SWAFF

    #11 come at me, bro!

  • CasperSack

    #26 Fuck you PETA

    • AmBush_Steve

      My version of Animal rights?

      They have the right to be tasty.

  • Animal_Mother

    #28
    Fuck that commie bastard.

  • gutterville

    #12 looks good

  • chrisdg74

    #6. Want. So. Bad.

    • OSUBIO

      The person who thought of this is a genius. This will be the project for this weekend

      • http://www.facebook.com/PJC1980 Paul Cornwall

        I made of of these with french bread pizza. It was so good. Now we need to just get Carl's JR to make this

    • TitoRigatoni

      Will. Have.
      Soon.

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    326 slightly awesome

    • Captain Obvious

      #26 There you go

      • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

        Thank you Captain

  • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

    I'm sorry, but #1 wins so fucking hard.

    • Birdhaus32

      If I got that in my pizza box I'm pretty sure it would bring a tear to my eyeball. It's just so bad ass

  • Auz_E

    #23 – I'd eat that 🙂

    • TheBAMFinater

      Beat me to it.
      /slinks off to the next post

    • jimbojones

      Seems like it be good with a sausage.

  • Nick

    #17 YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!

    3 and 4 go on opposite sides of each other

    DUMBASS! 😛

    • Sean

      I was about to say the same thing

    • timothy leary

      what really matters is, are they dosed?

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        ^^FTW^^

  • jaw

    What the hell is #12 ??? Peanut butter and…..???????;

    • Jay

      looks like chocolate pieces

    • kim

      candy bars?

  • crapflinger

    #4 rice krispie teats?

    • dorkfish

      you spell "tits" wrong

    • S-tos

      Yup, rice krispie treat. Licorice hair and pubes.

  • http://twitter.com/danlundberg1 @danlundberg1

    #16 utter amazement

  • D.Bag

    WHAT THE HELL IS #12?

    • AmBush_Steve

      Obesity on a plate.

  • Keith

    #6 Want!

  • jrey81

    #23, I see what you did there.

    #11 looks good, but now whenever I see an egg, I think of yesterday's rugby post and expect some hot blonds and brunettes to get their sweaty-wrestle on… and sadly as appetizing as they look, these wings and legs got nothing on the thighs and breasts here: http://www.viddler.com/explore/thechive/videos/68

  • Picard_

    #20 Hoo-teenee!

  • Screwhead317

    #29 those look really good. mmmmmmmmmmm….

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