i know the chances of that happening are not likely…in fact 0%…..it was merely a whimsical idea, probably as a result of the bowl i smoked 1 hour ago. Nevertheless, lets be honest IF this DID happen, your'e telling me that would not be awesome? All those hot chicks from the Sexy Chivers post earlier looking so yummy…..and that you could possibly have a chance to go out with one? nothing creepy, just a regular night out of drinks and fun.
BTW…. I've never had to pay for a lovely woman to date me
BIll57
Shannon, i think you and i should be friends. we're both creeps, old, and fool ourselves into thinking that this website will someday accept us, old and perverted as we are. i think we should join forces, b/c i feel like professor chang in community right now, except i'm not funny at all.
my number is 213-568-4255 what is yours? do you have women/grandmas you can bring by?
elbruces
Step away from the Internet until you sober up, dude.
DarthChiver
I wonder how many people actually called that number…
FreddyU
can't anyone appreciate a little humor? what's the insatiable need for disparaging remarks at what is obviously a good-natured joke? It was no more creepy than you being on here as a 40+yr old…
james j
yup an old creepy man with a link to a childs day care center called "The Cubhouse" on his facebook page.
Seriously, look at it….talk about creepy!!!
IMJUSSAYIN!!!
Patches
John who runs this site looks to be at least mid to late 30s… Is that creepy?
https://www.facebook.com/jeff.deboer Jeff DeBoer
I don't consider suggesting that chivettes are prostitutes to be good-natured.
jjj
Great idea you could get your dad to bid on one and if you win maybe your parents could drop you and your date off at the mall.
Captain Obvious
Winning
DaddyD
Maybe as a fundraiser for the Chive's next charity?
http://www.blackwhitefinder.com alicewhite
Hi, guys. My friends told me about BlackWhiteFinder c 0 /m. She told me it is the best place to meet black and white singles whoever you want. I have tried. Its fantastic. You wanna get laid tonight? Come in and give it a shot, you will find someone you like there. Black or white even interracial one. Have fun! You may find me there!
Irishstephen
#17 Yes please!!!
Anon
Pretty much that's all they are thought of as anyways
shoelessjoe
i always ho at chritmas gotta pay for the presents!
ISU Birds
#13 is what you will need after reading #26.
SweetAwesomeness
#26 how did this not make the NY Times best sellers list?
BIll57
#1 published in mexico for their enjoyment
tralfaz
I thought it was China.
BIll57
china is cats mexico love dog meat
Captain Obvious
Korea loves the dog meat.
You're a Douche
and you like sausage.
Mexican
Your mom loves meat.
lessergod
Mexican meat!
SanDiego
………………aweful lot of honkeys around here….
bam!
go home mexican
https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti
-
SweetAwesomeness
-
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale
-
SweetAwesomeness
-
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale
-
BIll57
-
elbruces
-
DarthChiver
-
FreddyU
-
james j
-
Patches
-
https://www.facebook.com/jeff.deboer Jeff DeBoer
-
jjj
-
Captain Obvious
-
DaddyD
-
http://www.blackwhitefinder.com alicewhite
-
Irishstephen
-
Anon
-
shoelessjoe
-
ISU Birds
-
SweetAwesomeness
-
BIll57
-
tralfaz
-
BIll57
-
Captain Obvious
-
You're a Douche
-
Mexican
-
lessergod
-
SanDiego
-
bam!
-
https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti
-
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale
-
tralfaz
-
da2conan
-
Umptyschrunch
-
MatadorPride
-
Al Money
-
Verbal_Kint
-
AmBush_Steve
-
frypod
-
FreddyU
-
http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches
-
Iam_Dave
-
AR11
-
Teaganz
-
Zedhere
-
abacusgirl
-
Master_Rahl
-
MissChris
-
Iam_Dave
-
http://www.facebook.com/lmcpike Laura Pike
-
AmBush_Steve
-
http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch
-
whyo
-
Jen
-
Justin
-
chiverMike
-
Teaganz
-
CaptainInsano
-
Verbal_Kint
-
Justin
-
http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles
-
Yessir
-
Coldzilla
-
Anonymous
-
assman
-
DeRaNgEd
1 2 Next »