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September 23, 2011 |
In: FAIL, Funny, WTF
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When are you going to add Chivettes to the Chivery so we can bid on a date for one night with one of them!!!
Not creepy much are you?
i know the chances of that happening are not likely…in fact 0%…..it was merely a whimsical idea, probably as a result of the bowl i smoked 1 hour ago. Nevertheless, lets be honest IF this DID happen, your'e telling me that would not be awesome? All those hot chicks from the Sexy Chivers post earlier looking so yummy…..and that you could possibly have a chance to go out with one? nothing creepy, just a regular night out of drinks and fun.
BTW …nice name…..Shannon…… B)
BTW…. I've never had to pay for a lovely woman to date me
Shannon, i think you and i should be friends. we're both creeps, old, and fool ourselves into thinking that this website will someday accept us, old and perverted as we are. i think we should join forces, b/c i feel like professor chang in community right now, except i'm not funny at all.
my number is 213-568-4255 what is yours? do you have women/grandmas you can bring by?
Step away from the Internet until you sober up, dude.
I wonder how many people actually called that number…
can't anyone appreciate a little humor? what's the insatiable need for disparaging remarks at what is obviously a good-natured joke? It was no more creepy than you being on here as a 40+yr old…
yup an old creepy man with a link to a childs day care center called "The Cubhouse" on his facebook page.
Seriously, look at it….talk about creepy!!!
John who runs this site looks to be at least mid to late 30s… Is that creepy?
I don't consider suggesting that chivettes are prostitutes to be good-natured.
Great idea you could get your dad to bid on one and if you win maybe your parents could drop you and your date off at the mall.
Maybe as a fundraiser for the Chive's next charity?
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#17 Yes please!!!
Pretty much that's all they are thought of as anyways
i always ho at chritmas gotta pay for the presents!
#13 is what you will need after reading #26.
#26 how did this not make the NY Times best sellers list?
#1 published in mexico for their enjoyment
I thought it was China.
china is cats mexico love dog meat
Korea loves the dog meat.
and you like sausage.
Your mom loves meat.
………………aweful lot of honkeys around here….
go home mexican
I wouldn't consider it "bad" placement.
#2 is awesome
Actually #9 is another movie all together.
Oddly enough it still stars Gene Hackman
"another movie altogether"
Home run, CHIVE…I laughed my ass off on nearly every one…bravo.
Hahaha i had a good laugh at every one of these
#26 In this weeks book review, Charles Frazier of the New York Times calls it "An instant classic".
or was it instant assic.
Bad placement? Or awesome placement?!
Yes! You KNOW most of these were put there/that way on purpose.
Fuck yeah.if it was my job to place stickers i would look for opportunities like this.
cheap dick! lol
The caption at the top of the movie just adds to the hilarity
No kidding. Only cost 3.95… but you have to be in the club.
#15 At least they are finally honest about what's inside the package.
Yet you eat…and eat…
I always thought it was lips and assholes. So John Candy lied?
#6 and #10 Made me laugh the hardest. And now I feel like an 8 year old…
yeah me too
guilty, me three
and the problem with that is?
#13 – Where the fuck do you expect me to put them…………across the bridge of my nose?? Yeah, right!!
#1 * insert mike vick joke*
wrong. he wasn't cooking dogs, that's exclusively Korean.
Vietnamese too according to my buddy
#15 doesn't surprise me b/c it's Kroger. Hard to find someone there who gives a shit.
They're made from Anus. They don't need to give a shit… they probably receive enough from the product itself.
#4 #18 #23
Good read for kids
#9 With an all-star cast, starring Rocco Siffredi and Julia Bond.
Don't forget Flower Tucci, Harmony, and Phoenix!
#9 now it just looks like a bad porno
"A Father and a Daughter"
#17 ** adds to Christmas list **
#21 I hear Mel Gibson never leaves home without them
Had a beer before this page…on the floor now:)
Me and the beer…
Very bad drinker, Spilling beer is a crime.
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