Bad price tag placement (26 Photos)

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  • SweetAwesomeness

    When are you going to add Chivettes to the Chivery so we can bid on a date for one night with one of them!!!

    • Shannon Coverdale

      Not creepy much are you?

      • FreddyU

        can't anyone appreciate a little humor? what's the insatiable need for disparaging remarks at what is obviously a good-natured joke? It was no more creepy than you being on here as a 40+yr old…

        • james j

          yup an old creepy man with a link to a childs day care center called "The Cubhouse" on his facebook page.

          Seriously, look at it….talk about creepy!!!


        • Patches

          John who runs this site looks to be at least mid to late 30s… Is that creepy?

        • Jeff DeBoer

          I don't consider suggesting that chivettes are prostitutes to be good-natured.

      • SweetAwesomeness

        i know the chances of that happening are not likely…in fact 0%… was merely a whimsical idea, probably as a result of the bowl i smoked 1 hour ago. Nevertheless, lets be honest IF this DID happen, your'e telling me that would not be awesome? All those hot chicks from the Sexy Chivers post earlier looking so yummy…..and that you could possibly have a chance to go out with one? nothing creepy, just a regular night out of drinks and fun.

        BTW …nice name…..Shannon…… B)

        • Shannon Coverdale


          BTW…. I've never had to pay for a lovely woman to date me

          • BIll57

            Shannon, i think you and i should be friends. we're both creeps, old, and fool ourselves into thinking that this website will someday accept us, old and perverted as we are. i think we should join forces, b/c i feel like professor chang in community right now, except i'm not funny at all.

            my number is 213-568-4255 what is yours? do you have women/grandmas you can bring by?

            • DarthChiver

              I wonder how many people actually called that number…

            • elbruces

              Step away from the Internet until you sober up, dude.

    • jjj

      Great idea you could get your dad to bid on one and if you win maybe your parents could drop you and your date off at the mall.

      • Captain Obvious


    • DaddyD

      Maybe as a fundraiser for the Chive's next charity?

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  • Irishstephen

    #17 Yes please!!!

    • Anon

      Pretty much that's all they are thought of as anyways

  • shoelessjoe

    i always ho at chritmas gotta pay for the presents!

  • ISU Birds

    #13 is what you will need after reading #26.

  • SweetAwesomeness

    #26 how did this not make the NY Times best sellers list?

  • BIll57

    #1 published in mexico for their enjoyment

    • tralfaz

      I thought it was China.

      • BIll57

        china is cats mexico love dog meat

        • You're a Douche

          and you like sausage.

        • Captain Obvious

          Korea loves the dog meat.

        • Mexican

          Your mom loves meat.

          • lessergod

            Mexican meat!

            • SanDiego

              ………………aweful lot of honkeys around here….

          • bam!

            go home mexican

  • Jason Ciotti

    I wouldn't consider it "bad" placement.

  • Shannon Coverdale

    #2 is awesome

  • tralfaz

    Actually #9 is another movie all together.

    • da2conan

      Oddly enough it still stars Gene Hackman

    • Umptyschrunch

      "another movie altogether"


  • MatadorPride

    Home run, CHIVE…I laughed my ass off on nearly every one…bravo.

  • Al Money

    Hahaha i had a good laugh at every one of these

  • Verbal_Kint

    #26 In this weeks book review, Charles Frazier of the New York Times calls it "An instant classic".

    • AmBush_Steve

      or was it instant assic.

  • frypod

    Bad placement? Or awesome placement?!

    • FreddyU

      Yes! You KNOW most of these were put there/that way on purpose.

      • BentWrenches

        Fuck yeah.if it was my job to place stickers i would look for opportunities like this.

  • Iam_Dave

    cheap dick! lol

    • AR11

      The caption at the top of the movie just adds to the hilarity

    • Teaganz

      No kidding. Only cost 3.95… but you have to be in the club. ;)

  • Zedhere

    #15 At least they are finally honest about what's inside the package.

    • abacusgirl

      Yet you eat…and eat…

    • Master_Rahl

      I always thought it was lips and assholes. So John Candy lied?

  • MissChris

    #6 and #10 Made me laugh the hardest. And now I feel like an 8 year old…

    • AmBush_Steve

      and the problem with that is?

    • Iam_Dave

      yeah me too

      • Laura Pike

        guilty, me three

  • mattythegooch

    #13 – Where the fuck do you expect me to put them…………across the bridge of my nose?? Yeah, right!!

  • whyo

    #1 * insert mike vick joke*

    • Jen

      wrong. he wasn't cooking dogs, that's exclusively Korean.

      • Justin

        Vietnamese too according to my buddy

  • chiverMike

    #15 doesn't surprise me b/c it's Kroger. Hard to find someone there who gives a shit.

    • Teaganz

      They're made from Anus. They don't need to give a shit… they probably receive enough from the product itself.

  • CaptainInsano

    #4 #18 #23

    Good read for kids

  • Verbal_Kint

    #9 With an all-star cast, starring Rocco Siffredi and Julia Bond.

    • Justin

      Don't forget Flower Tucci, Harmony, and Phoenix!

  • bkfrijoles

    #9 now it just looks like a bad porno

    • Yessir

      "A Father and a Daughter"

  • Coldzilla

    #17 ** adds to Christmas list **

  • Anonymous

    #21 I hear Mel Gibson never leaves home without them

  • assman

    Had a beer before this page…on the floor now:)
    Me and the beer…

    • DeRaNgEd

      Very bad drinker, Spilling beer is a crime.

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