Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (36 Photos)

  • mike


    • Yo Daddy

      douche much?

      • mike


        • mike

          I never got why it was cool to write first, but then I had a chance so I did .. afterwords I was left unfulfilled … like when I masturbate into a Barbie Convertible

          • HAHSO


    • BIll57

      any hot sweaty men want me to gargle their nuts?

      • brothermaynard

        I would please.

  • Sweet!

    Have an HQ Weekend beotches!

  • SkyVader

    #14 should be on the Berry

    • Dan

      It's the first day of Autumn. Nice reminder, to me.

    • 16inchzipper

      It is.

    • RatedR401

      girls look at the DAR as well. We have to look at #37… I think you can handle a little autumn post.

      • Laurie

        Thanks, RatedR401, my sentiments exactly. If they want more pics of scantily clad women, there are already a ton of websites they can go for that – they're called porn sites. If I could thumbs up this more than once, I would. Chive on!

        • its_forge

          ^^ That. I like The Chive for the full breadth of the experience, women in underpants are nice but I wouldn't like this place if that's all it was. You gotta have some humor and some WTF and some warm fuzzy sh*t mixed in. = )

      • FoCoLivin

        HAVE to look at #37? I think you mean you GET to look at #37.

      • IWOh

        Whenever a girl posts on the site all male Chivers will instantly worship her. If she posts a picture of herself, it will reach the front page and the comments will all be praise of her. Should anyone make the mistake of pointing out a tiny flaw in this female, they will face the wrath of an army of internet white knights larger than anyone could imagine. Should the woman point out that The Chive's general attitude is misogynistic, the same neckbeards who led her to this conclusion will instantly change their stance and condemn their brothers for saying things that could bring pain to the fine lass(whore).

    • drew

      I disagree. You sir, are simply not taking the correct perspective toward this lovely season. http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-decorative

    • SkyVader

      Seems I've hurt some feelings. How about you guys grab your Snuggies, romance books, scented candles and some wine, and curl up on the couch together? Just hand over your Man Cards first.

      • Jen

        shut the fuck up, tool.

      • its_forge

        I feel confident that I can rejoice in the fact that you will die either lonely miserable and unhappy, or in a meaningless relationship with a woman who is every bit the useless douche you are yourself.

      • truthserum

        SkyVader – you've angered the majority of Chiver's on here (AKA- chunky, lonely fellows)

        Nice work!

        • SkyVader

          Thanks Truth! I didn't realize how easy Paula has it, until now.

    • kel

      thats where its from

  • http://yourmom.com APPLE

    #7 motorboat these you'll drown

    • Bubba

      When you see it bricks will be shait.

    • Me Again

      Is that Ron Jeremy in the window???

      • Shawn

        I do believe it is. Masterful trolling mighty hedgehog!

    • Rico

      Hint, look in the reflection

    • Chester

      Chelsea Charms, not that you wanted to know….

    • David

      ::Points at table:: ill have what hes having

    • northerner

      That's disgusting.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    ***HELP WANTED***
    Chivers, the last few weeks I've been hearing this RANDOMNESS (Look John, on topic!) in my head.
    It goes something like this:

    no still irrelevant one get over yourself never cares what you think paula no never make over any one cares what you think get over you never at yourself irrelevant as ever paula you never make any as ever make sense and never are over still irrelevant that's why I have out smarted you irrelevant paula you never at every turn as ever make any irrelevant over sense never what you think one cares

    Also, this makes my balls itch.
    Meow, anyone got any idea what this could possibly be and what I can do about it?

    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Your daddy

      Paula your just straight up retarded and I think what that guy was trying to say is SHUT THE FUCK UP, NO ONE CARES. Now go find a bridge and jump 😉

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        But it hurts my head! Like jumping from bridges does too.
        I'll never do a tandem bungee jump again. We had this fun idea; jump down together and at the lowest point my buddy let go so he'd just fall in to the water. Little miscalculation though; the lack of the extra weight made me slam on to the bottom side of the bridge. Never doing that again. Headache!

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • BIll57

          what it all means Paula is this, stop trolling people the way you do and I will stop trolling you.
          Very simple really. try it.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Ah, if that's what it takes to get rid of it I'll stop posting.
            Chivers, this has been my last post here. Goodbye. Love you all. Thanks for the support.

            Haters gonna celebrh8.

            – "Paula was to Chivettes as DAR man was to awesome…"

            • BIll57

              really paula the guilt trip card isn't going to work

              • BIll57

                i lied, it's working.
                Please come back!

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                Oh? Well in that case: I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!1!!

                – the one you love to hate

                • BIll57

                  she lied she took my name and used it to return. I knew the guilt trip wouldn't work and knew she wouldn't stay away. still irrrelevant, still not funny, still a sick person. get help it isn't that expensive

                  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                    I'm officially bored with you right meow.

                    – the one you love to hate

        • DirtyNJ

          Stop acting like you have a Vagina.

    • Doc

      There is medication for that…

    • Joe

      You're irrelevant.

    • Lawndart

      Hmmm if I add some parenthasees it starts to make sense… No (still irrelevant) one (get over yourself) cares what you think paula, no (never make over any) one cares what you think (get over) you never at (yourslef) irrelevant as ever paula……………

      It's FRIDAY my brain just came to a screetching halt.

    • stinkycologne

      Good job, way to be hated on a site where everyone is fucking cool and gives props to everything.

  • zman

    #15 I love nerds!

    • BIll57

      love this pic, while I cannot see her face she obviously has a rockin body.

    • Stinky cologne

      O-Chem? been there done that, no thank you.

    • http://dirkpittfan.tumblr.com/ thatwasfun

      brains and beauty ….all she needs to be able to do is cook and we have a winner

    • Kate

      I am taking a break from A Chem to check the chive. 🙂 Chem Chivettes unite haha

      • BloodScrubber

        Most certainly has chemistry. Great shot Kate. Chive on and thanks. 🙂

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000365632067 Robert Smith

    wish #3 was the bar in my house 😦

    • Brewdy

      I wish #4 was a bar in my house

    • BIll57

      with a lot of investment and some time it could be just call a carpenter

    • alex delarge

      Bacchus in Vancouver? Great Bar

      • Fudd

        Bacchus in Vancouver. Absolutely.

  • Michael Scott

    #7 lol looks kind of like Ron Jeremy in the mirror

    • Shawn

      to me it looks like Hitler himself

    • NebraskaGuy

      With mega-tits of that proportion, Ron's never too far away! 😉

    • hitler

      wat mirror all i see is tits

  • Da_Boz

    #2, wish my girl went down that fast…

    • Shawn

      Good one!

    • Nick

      One of her bracelets says "boobies." As if I needed a sign to notice.

      • john connor

        Since you noticed the bracelet, apparently you did.

    • DirtyNJ

      Trust me, She does.

    • northerner

      Pretty girls. The one on the right is obviously having a blast. The girl on the left looks like she's wetting her pants. Or about to hurl.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000365632067 Robert Smith

    wow… fail on my part

    • RatedR401

      I hate when I see this! I always want to know what was orignally said!

  • Bored

    Fuck you Paula its Friday bitch!

    • Quality Controll

      Disregard comment, continue drinking.

      I was still fucking busy with the conference today, and I didn't get to troll you fuckers.

      In other news, I am drunk. So, fuck you. Also, your mom. And, I'm back in full force on Monday so hold on to your fucking panties, cunties.

      • Quality Controll

        Back to you, Paula. Cunt.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #27 #28 Welcome Logan and Natalia!
    Mom & dad: congrats on the new Chivers! Don't introduce them to the Hotel California that is the Chive too soon ya hear?

    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • yep

      I thought John was gay…

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        He is all that is man…

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • fuck u

          are u saying Gay men aren't manly? You homophobic fuckin waste

      • Jules-CO

        I'd still do him either way:)

    • G1880

      Bless those little babies, chive on and grow strong

      • BIll57

        may you rock and chive on little ones long and fruitful life

    • HAHSO


      • Foosbah

        i know. the chivers have really ugly babies…..

  • Pwithc

    #16 Tubing! FUCK YEAHH

    • that guy

      he's gonna kill me

      • Oooops

        "HERE'S JONNY!!"…………..on a fucking tube

    • foshnizzle

      This one's my new screen background.

  • Ling

    #7 her reflection in the background looks like the other side of her face is a man. probably why she blew her tits up to epic proportions…just to prove she's all woman.

    • Dirk

      it's impossible to be "All Woman" when your reflection looks like Ron Jeremy…

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Sigh, subtle photoshopping is just wasted on Chivers…

      – the one you love to hate

  • MrAliasMan

    #34 No Goodbye, Come back. Come Back!

    • bonezoz

      Ya'll are saying goodbye, here down under we're saying "Hell, the fuck, oh!"

  • MichaelScott

    #22 I beleive this is 1936

    • Shadrock7

      Good Call, MichaelScott.

    • dutch

      exactly, right?

    • 03_SE_XTERRA

      pretty obviously says 1936 there haha

    • VedHead77

      At the Hipster General Store, they have calendars you've never even heard of yet.


      No, they had a time traveling calen-DAR

    • qerty

      I just can't stop laughing at the "O.K. soap"

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=645661674 Peter Thibaudeau

        Maybe an ealrlyversion of "Fantastik"!

    • Evil Dung Beetle

      Clean up! Aisle 1!

    • for realsies

      I figured someone else would have caught that too…

    • Alice

      Glad I'm not the only one who looked at that. lol

    • Your Name Here

      I believe you spelled believe wrong.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002080535772 Ashley Mayfield-cowan

      whoever sent the picture in, you lose 300 internetz.

  • scott

    General store 1932. displays calender for 1936.

    • Zedhere

      They were ahead of their time.

  • Morgan Freeman

    Love the chive.

    • Quality Controll

      Love your mom, but you don't see me posting about…. oh, psych, yeah you do!

    • ...

      I love morgan freeman.

  • lopa

    spotty arse #37 would it stop me………………………MOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR:D



    1932? The calendar says 1936…

    • josh

      but the calendars each have a different month showing. july on the front one and january on the one in the back

      • AKBAR

        IT'S A TRAP!

  • specv44

    #10 I think we need a hot girls on sports bikes gallery…
    and isnt #12 Innes Murad? http://twitter.com/#!/itsmeinesxxx

    • Tito

      Hot girls on sports bikes is such a bro thing, brah.

  • Lobbin

    #4 Best Bar Game Ever!!

    • The_Dood
      • dagleja3

        Wow, that would be a great thing to happen upon in a bar!!

      • yoav^^^

        thank u!

      • Smitty

        Look at the doochebags at the next table, never a drink! "can i get you guys something", "ah, no, we, are just here to watch".

        Then theres the old fuck who gets out his 1960s camera to take some shots.

    • Nick

      I feel that this should be a gif.

    • Master_Rahl

      this could totally be a photobomb, too. 3 out of the 4 people in the back are FAR more interested in the stripping hotties than the clothed drudgery happening at their table. Can't blame them one bit

    • xDV8x

      What game are they playing?

      • its_forge

        I think it's called See How Bare-ass You Can Get Before They Throw You Out. Since it's Eastern Europe I'm guessing they got pretty much completely bare-ass and no one objected at all, 'cuz Eastern Europe is awesome like that.

  • jrey81

    #34, but not goodbye to bikini and tanline picks please!!! it's always sunny somewhere? keep em coming, jetsetting chivettes!!!!

    • Jak

      Philly? Maybe?!

  • mindthefuzz

    #12 i hate the damn sword.

    • UW Sucks

      Is that the Sword of a 1,000 truths?

      • Obvilious

        I only truth that sword knows is you suck.

        • TonyT

          I thought you were still grounded for trying to watch your mom undress. @ Obvilious, you make Scumbag Steve look like a Prince.

    • Dan

      What is it supposed to be?

      • Obvilious

        Energy Sword from the Halo Series

    • Obvilious

      I only hate the damn sword if the guy using it has armor lock.

      • dextuuur

        nerd alert!

    • BIll57

      if that is a sword, it has a handle that would not work well for paring

    • its_forge

      Like most fantasy-scifi blades it looks cool but would in real life be absolutely impossible to actually use.

      • dirtysteve99

        the blade is supposed to be made of plasma energy. Since science is dragging it's heels on that, solid blades are the best you can do for a replica.

    • patov40

      And it looks like a giant sized version of one of those tools you used to fix the green in golf.

    • Franklin

      Wort wort wort! She wins in my book.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #33 would fit in to #31 too, just try girl! Be sure to post ze picz!

    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • busted

      you're slippin lately Paula, shit just isn't funny…

    • Quality Controll

      Notice the lack of +/- on the comments. Yeah, you cunties miss my trollorama. I will fuck your comments in the ass, come Monday. Back to the office, back to trolling your idiotic comments.

      Until then…. this comment has been aborted by your mom.

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