Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • Interesting Chiver

    I don't always post on The Chive, but when I do, I'm first.

    • waryee

      Congratulations on being the first person to post "first" and get thumbed up (well at least for a good long time).

    • Nachtspicht

      WIN!! lol

    • LarsfromNorway

      I don't know how you did it good sir, but you somehow pulled it off.

    • patov40

      Clap…….clap……..clap………(no really, sincere "slow clap"!) I didn't think there was a way to do this. We are barely worthy of your creative skills. B)

    • awet


      I applaud your creativeness sir. Thumbed up

    • Eh.

      Welcome to the Weiser hood.

    • Anonymous

      *jackmove…#3 I don't know whick is more odd, what the guy is doing or that he is wearing a Florida Panthers jersey. WTF?!

      • Jen

        not even worthy of a highjack. besides, how dare you hijack on a post as clever as this one? you just couldn't let him revel in his glory, could you, you hater.

  • AngryBrownAsianMan

    #12 I think I'm in love ❤

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

      sweet, got one hanging on the wall in my bedroom;)

      • SkyVader

        Really? What's her name?

        • Wilford Brimley

          I literally laughed out loud. Well played.

      • db420

        "What are you about a size 14? "

        • db420

          thanks to the 1 person who got that joke.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000829687118 Cedric Schlosser

      Just what I thought when I saw this one..

    • http://www.facebook.com/monkey237487 Jordan Cowan

      I feel like the elites off Monty Om's Haloid *buzz*

    • spade87

      death match… winner gets the girl… she picks the map

    • darkice
    • laurennsfw

      is this a boxed set? does the girl come free with the purchase of collectible energy sword?

    • KyleGamgee

      Do want.

    • http://www.facebook.com/whitney.southworth whitneysouth

      running riot…..

      i'd probably switch teams for her.

    • mclovin

      find her! —so we can get married.

  • Gnole

    Lot of strange things to be on a sign in #6

    • BIll57

      funny maybe they're the same place

      • You're a Douche

        So they lead to your house?

        • BIll57

          no douche it leads to your's you just don't know any better

          • Dude in Surprise

            Oddly enough though, these do lead to my house…awesome to see my tiny home town on the Chive!

    • BTTF

      North of Phoenix

    • Josh

      I live a Couple blocks from here!!!!!

    • Post my Bail!

      Bubba awaits

  • Michael

    #21 Rather drink a beer, than win father of the year – Homer Simpson

    • Bill

      #21 i guess he has shoes on, else there would be a current ^^
      lucky baby it didnt grab it with both hands 😛

    • Aerynmistaya

      I worked there. Its a fence surrounding the wolf habitat. That fence isn't electric but the one two feet inside of that one is.

  • http://thechive.com/ Joe

    DUDE loook over there… dolphins!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #12 you might want to hide the dirty laundry dear…

    Anywaysies…. HELL! Easy on the new galleries Chive, otherwise the work will never get done! Just 3 or 4 galleries a day would be just fine. Do make sure half of them are either Redheads, FLBP, gaps, burned bra's, cosplay, beautiful eyes, humps etc.

    Oh and no more cats…. Fuck Mac, just… no more cats… ever.

    – the one you love to hate

    • name

      Bitch, you weren't 1st this time! 😉

    • BIll57

      no one cares what you think get over yourself

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Oh look it's my biggest fan. Again.
        Did I mention my balls itch?

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • BIll57

          if you want a fan you better go buy one, cause you have me mistaken with someone who gives a shit about you

          • Brains?

            Do you really have nothing better to do all day than make the same comments and fantasize over girls that are less than half your age?

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              '57' is his IQ, not age. Might be close though.

              – the one you love to hate

              • Brains?

                Suddenly it all makes sense.

            • BIll57

              I get enjoyment from trolling trolls, because they cannot take what they dish out. touch a nerve did I? and 57 is a number just that a number. Something to make you assume and you know what happens when you assume it makes and ass out of you

              • MEEEE

                commas, anyone?

                • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                  It's a BRAIN he needs… not commas.

                  – the one you love to hate

                  • BIll57

                    a brain? That's why I have out smarted you at every turn and you need your fan club to help you I don't need a brain I have one that is just fine, you need a life forget the brain for you, that ship has sailed

                    • BIll57

                      Wow, you are an absolute 'TARD, aren't you? First of all, no one doubts that you have a brain, it's the functionality that we're questioning. Judging by your comments, I wouldn't be surprised if your IQ was a 57.

                      You know what the worst is? Those clueless people who don't even know to feel ashamed or embarrassed b/c they're too stupid/oblivious. Obviously you have ZERO supporters on this website, so quit fucking commenting.

                    • Bongzilla420

                      I like replying to things.

                    • hip hop anonymous

                      Really? Me too!

      • Brains?

        I think you need to leave. See the door over there, I hope it beats your ass.

        • BIll57

          you're talking to me, right? Yeah, I need to get the fuck outta here I suck but I'm so clueless I just can't get it from the 50 people that tell me I suck everyday. I even have a troll that replies to every single comment I leave.

          • BIll57

            you trolls will never learn that's why you are trolls I suppose so I will continue to work you over simply cause I have you riled up. You are a bunch of chicken shits, pick on people just for fun but can't handle being picked on. Gutless wonders, go back to your mommies they are calling you

    • db420

      it's ok paula… no one here loves you… but that's why you own 12 cats, right?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Ate. Ate 12 cats.

        – the one you love to hate

  • The Bandit

    #7…let this be true! I'd buy it….after it's empty we could fill Donny's remains in it…
    #3 …the romans did that too…with horses instead of bikes…it was called "Dismemberment"

    • LawlessVictory

      When I got to #7 I immediately stopped reading and googled it. It's not real, and I am sad, because that sounds freaking amazing.

      • sactastic

        B&J's actually used to have White Russian ice cream in scoop shops, idk if you can get it anymore.

      • PANCHO

        I too looked Im a best depressed now

      • hMMMM

        kinda figured it was a 'shop when i was the "etc." in the red bubble.

    • Mel Gibson

      #3 its because he is a panthers fan he can take that much pain

    • Broseph Stalin

      #3 Cool trick bro. Now let's try on pavement!

    • BIll57

      #3 was performed in the old Herules movies and it never turned out well for the horses

      • BIll57

        God, I fucking hate myself. I want to punch myself in the face so bad!!!

  • http://www.writesomethingfunny.com trboerger

    #11 Swag. His hood is even on.

    • The_Dood

      I was thinking that was how he put his hood up, like a boss.

      • Master_Rahl

        wonder how many times he smashed his face before he perfected this clever move.

  • Kenai

    DMA drops at 3am EST…. now i'll never sleep. Thanks Chive.

  • Gordon

    #5 child grows up to be Dick Chenny

    • patov40

      "Sorry, I thought you were a deer."

    • dirtysteve99

      Who is often confused with Dick Cheney.

    • Obama

      wow, That has to be the most creative comment ever made..

  • http://thechive.com/ Joe

    Feel that? That's me burning a hole in your soul…

    • dub

      It looks cool now. Then you get the red rings and he's useless. You'll just have to get a new one.

  • Purple rain

    #13, Where can I get?

    • Chivalrous

      Can I press the like button?

      • BIll57

        I'd like to tumb her up

        • BIll57

          If she is young enough to be my daughter.

          • BIll57

            see any coward can change their name when they aren't smart enough to be ablle to confront a person in a bebate with their own name. not only that but you don't do a very good job at it either lol

            • Changemyname

              For the love of cunt, Bill. You should really be embarassed.

              • BIll57

                and that's the best you can come up with? come on your a troll for god sakes get an education. you should be able to do better than that

                • BIll57

                  HEY! Go check the log, I was the first person to troll this bitchass and I'm going to continue being the only one! I refuse to share this task.

                  On another note, I WILL FUCKING BEBATE YOU, YOU PUSSYYYYYYYYY

                  • Not Bill57

                    Fair trade man…enjoy.

            • BIll57

              See? Any coward can change his/her name when he/she isn't smart enough to confront a person in a debate with his/her own name. Not only that, but you don't do a very good job at it either, lol.

              There you go, dumbass. Corrected so you can take a crash course in grammar so you don't embarrass yourself any further.

              • boe

                meth is bad, mm'kay

    • AmBush_Steve

      Picture fail. Should have been full.

  • bngn3000

    #4 This might be 'shopped.

    • BIll57

      duh, Ya think? lol

      • lol

        could you tell from the pixels?

        • Brains?

          He witnessed them build it, I'm pretty sure he would know.

          • BIll57

            even if i witnessed it, i'm a clueless retard so i'm excused.

    • Edwardo

      I dunno – I was there last week and this is what it looked like

  • Iam_Dave

    Burn it !!!!!!!!

    • BIll57

      Kill it kill it with fire

      • GTFO Now

        See the title, Do it.

      • ReallySeriously

        I HATE YOU

        • BIll57

          awwwwwwwwww poor babyy caqn't take the heat get out of the kitchen

          • BIll57

            because the kitchen tonight is serving my favorite, dick soup! followed by dick salad, then a HUGE chode (medium rare, of course), then we're gonna go to the back of my trailer, bust out some old diapers of mine and fling kind of dried doodoo around the house.

            • )$34


    • PANCHO

      does it change every 3 weeks?

  • MidwestChiver

    #14 that is an epic cake

    • db420

      cake available at S-MART.

      • TheGreatCornholio

        Shop Smart, Shop S-mart!

  • Dan

    #2 That poor horse! He doesn't look like he's been fed in a month!

    • Jeffster

      Yeah…but he has been drinking alot.

    • Jen

      I find that the Sarah Jessica Parker horsey face comments are usually unwarranted (mainly b/c Sex and teh City was AWESOME!), but this one???? If a SJP comparison has to be made, it's this!! This horse really looks like her!

  • jpp407

    #4 The Mongols didn't have enough money to pay for entry to the water park.

    • Anon

      I wish it wasn't… id go there every year.

    • Blah

      #4 is what will happen when Abu Dhabi buys the Great Wall

  • Alf

    #17 is like how i would want anyone to find anything out for the first time.

  • theyellowfever

    #17 At first I didn't understand it and then I saw it and GOO!

    • Quicktim

      Probably the funniest reaction I've seen in awhile haha

    • Ha!

      She looks at him as if his brains were coming out his nose, then has that look of "Somebody do something!"

      • Ha.Ha.

        is your name some kind of joke???

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      Funniest thing I've seen all week.

  • Dan

    Also, #16 is funny as hell.

    • waryee

      that bitch is so annoying

    • Anon

      I LOATHE that woman.

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

        madonna…. that you?

    • crazydog

      She's a nutball and her show appeals directly to other nutballs (texans)

      • db420

        Cat in melon helmet— your argument is not valid Nancy.

      • hMMMM

        crazier thing is, she might be a Texan Democrat! Who would've thought…

  • die paula die!

    just die already bitch

  • MrAliasMan

    #14 Klaatu, Barata, N…necktie? nectar? nickel?

    • Matt

      "It's definately a N word"

      • Justin


    • Ash

      Look, maybe I didn't say every single little tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah

  • Superman

    #23 Awesome!

    • Krusherx

      I love it!

    • Sarex

      Original video XD

      • Awesome

        I now have the Superman theme in my head. 🙂

      • JHL1

        No it isn't.

    • patov40

      "Drive careful citizen!" Damn, too funny! 😀

    • This Is Me

      I foresee many accidents and mishaps as "Supermaning" replaces planking, batmaning, and horsemanning.

    • OGMrWhite

      wow can' tbeleve it took this long for a comment. Awesome

    • https://www.facebook.com/jon.laferriere Jon Laferriere

      can't stop laughing at that one

    • Duvel

      Mr. Bière, Mr. bière!

  • Ron Burgundy

    #2 Milk was a bad choice..

  • Brian

    Meanwhile in West Virginia…

    • FreddyU

      Sooo not awesome. Please post in different gallery, like Douchebags…

    • Mike Latoris

      World's youngest ninja.

    • Ryan

      Actually, it's Spokane, WA…. and you don't have to worry. We're professional Toddler Flippers up there.

    • JHL1

      In Soviet Spokane West Virginia, wii plays you!

      • JHL1

        I apologize for that lame comment.

        But in perspective, this thread sucked anyway.

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