There are Sexy Chivers Among Us (91 Photos)

Our Chivettes have dominated my inbox once again. The audience for Sexy Chivers continues to skyrocket as our Chivettes prove to the world that you don't need photoshop to be beautiful. Due to the volume of submissions these days, if you don't see you photo this week, check back two Fridays from now.

My birthday is next week and I'm going to New Orleans late in the week to celebrate, drink bourbon, and listen to jazz. So this SC will have to hold you over for a couple weeks.

Important Note: It really helps if you mark your email 'Sexy Chivers' or 'Chivette', otherwise your tush might become forever suspended in the floating matrix that is the Chive Submit Inbox.



AWESOME INSTRUCTIONS: Grab your camera (phone) and write 'Hi Chivers' on a sign or some part of your body (be as creative as you like). Then use our handy-dandy upload page to send pics to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com and collect internet fame.


Above all: Be Creative. Happy Friday, Chivers, stay tuned fror the HQ DAR.

Chive On!

- John

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  • jew

    first, cock suckers….

    • truthmaster

      The cock suckers are up there in the pics.

    • GOD

      you're an idiot!

    • Jordan

      lol. Now that was funny….

      • mmyeah

        since when did oral sex become a bad thing?

        hmmm

        • A BiPolar Guy

          actually it's clearly gay bashing by implication – when did that become acceptable on the Chive?

          • asdf

            its clear that you are more pleasant when you are having a mania!

    • abcdefg

      lol

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  • Anjin-San

    early sexy chivers is early!

    • good lawd

      LG has some serious competition today…esp from #7 (winning)

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        The Cramps FTW

    • Rusty

      #40 looks like the old BF has a woody taking that pic

      • yep

        wouldn't u?

  • Stu Piddassell

    Beautiful women, one and all…

    • real stu

      Sluts ,one and all…

      • patov40

        You didn't finish your name "real stupid"!

        • K.C.

          2 Sexy Chivers and 89 future porn stars.

        • )(32

          shut up, patov. you're probably the first(and only) guy these hos wouldn't fuck.

          • patov40

            Angry troll is angry! :@

          • patov40 96p

            Though I'm angry too because I had my favorite dildo confiscated on my flight to San-Francisco.

    • Ateka

      Most are awesome, but a couple of them need to rethink their definition of sexy.

  • JROC

    yea #85 you are the girl who should live next to me

    • dougie

      how is everyone not going nuts after #6… wholly smokeshow! I could spend the rest of my life with you without ever talking to you!

      • littleoff

        Yup. Agreed. holyfuckmerunning.

        • phimore

          fuck yeah #6 😀

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #87
    So close….yet, so far.

    • Eric

      We must have this in HQ. I demand it.

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        I second this motion. Do it Chive!

    • alex

      just amazing!

    • captain sarcasm

      She must be the classy decent non whorish Chivette all the chivers keep chanting about.

      • hahaha

        a classy chivette is an oxymoron.

        • huh?

          this.

          • Foosbah

            3rded. according to the chivers they stick their ass tits out "in the classiest way possible". lulz.

    • R2G Fan

      Less than an inch from Heaven.

      Very sexy, A++++ Will gawk again.

    • what a sloot

      but, my compliments to her waxer.

      • PBear

        Maybe she doesn't grow yet :/

        • Malkintosh22

          Dawhhhhhh 😦 Ruined it.

    • switch_24

      most sexiest pic of the batch..

    • db3300

      Instant bone.

    • ChiveNation

      Chivettes are the hottest girls in the world and this one deserves a prize! #87

  • Shawn

    #53, oh to be back in college…. this is what made college great, young beautiful girls

    • yep

      well we can't see her face to verify that she's beautiful…but that didn't matter in college either!

    • JackDiesel

      Take these pictures now because in another year it will be a different story. I'd love for you to prove me wrong.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14830698 Frank Prill

        HA! So true for so many fat women out of college. Freshmen 15 for a reason.

    • chiver

      she is amazing… #23 & #53 all the way

  • BARTMAN

    #27 is this an invitation ?

    • Alou

      DON'T TOUCH THE FUCKING BALL STEVE!

    • Nate

      jesus

  • jamo

    naaahhh. first? how?

    • truthserum

      You FAIL like LG taking a STD test amigo.
      And you FAIL like all the angry chunky chivers who will be angry at this comment.

      Chive it on up!

      #7 yum!!!!

      • ()44

        well said.

        • patov40 96p

          That being said, you wanna be my boyfriend?

      • patov40

        Yeah little boys, I'm sure this chick would definitely be into a couple of high school boys who had to ask permission to come to this site. Yeah, well said. B)

  • Sharky

    #37 Impressive. Have fun pulling those off

    • ????

      if you need help let me know.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

        Agreed, I would like to see the rest though

        • Bill57

          Hey Shannon. Wanna be friends?

          • Shannon Coverdale

            I'll pass

          • BIll57

            now you're copying my other comments???? Come on, man…I already asked him to be my/our friend a couple posts ago.

            • yep

              aren't u the freak who posted comments about licking Lg's asshole? Keep it 2 yourself fanboy…

              • BIll57

                might have been. been trolling BIll for a bit now and he posts a lot of stupid shit and i try to comment every tim ehe comments so i don't kjnow, but i think anythign to do with licking of buttholes is probably me, although i woulnt' be surprised if it was the real bill.

    • icanseeit

      its CLEARLY Photoshopped losers.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #3
    Has the girl on the right been all over The Chive this week?
    http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/hot-f
    http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/hot-f

    • Skip

      from the looks of it, I'd say yes, yes she has

    • kati28

      Hi, I'm the girl on the right. My name is Katelyn and I'm very loyal Chivette! Other 2 girls aren't me but are mistaken for me. Enjoy the SC this week 😉

      • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

        Thank you for clarifying Katelyn. Happy Friday & Chive On.

  • Bdub

    #5 I – – – O

    • CaptainInsano

      Kinda looks like Sloan from Entourage

      • Jen

        go ahead and take the blinders off

    • Jason

      Its all about the []_[]!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000430036420 D.j. Droneburg

      GO BUCKS!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/heffelfinger21 Adam Heffelfinger

      This girl was my favorite. Not only is she cute as hell, but she is a girl after my own heart. Buckeye born, bred, and currently attending OSU… I bleed scarlet and gray. GO BUCKS!!!

  • Shawn

    #82 is how that shirt was intended to be worn

    • itsmeagain

      Keep Calm and Whore on !

    • VedHead77

      I think Mac sends Chive Tees one size smaller than ordered. Thanks, Mac.

  • Jack_LeMac

    #25 I never thought I'd say thank god for shitty cell phone service

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      Just wish she cleaned the damn mirror

  • igor

    #20 Hey there Green Eyes. Wa, wa, wa!

    • Shabs

      This is why I scroll through all the crap on this site, to find those rare natural beauties that don't have to try so hard.

      • Ed Wood

        same here. though there's so much crap, you often have to wonder if it's even worth searching for that one gem…….

    • hMMMM

      #73 has better eyes, even though this girl's rack is unreal

    • mobysdick

      probably a whale cant show the rest.

      • Alexis

        This girl is the same girl as #7

  • igor

    #87 – Wow!

    • blockmealluwant

      Then the chivers say the chivettes are classy women who send in non slutty pics so we should respect them……hahahaha. All whores.

      • patov40

        Got lost looking for fatbroadsinburkhas.com.

      • Jen

        EXACTLY. they're either liars, or just fuckin hypocrites.

      • its_forge

        Y'know if the site is full of nothing but "whores" and you don't like "whores" then what the fuck are you doing here you fucking hypocritical asshole?

        • bam!

          eat a dick forge

    • Bud Lee

      No way those could go any lower..no way!

      • MonkeyMadness

        I'd like to see her try. 😉

  • ABO

    #7 needs her own post…yesterday

    • 0192837465

      INDEED SIR

    • kate_the_gate

      Think she'd make a great burlesque girl!

    • Losifer

      Super hot

    • ZombieBootParty

      DO IT NOW CHIVE!!!!!!!!

    • Adam

      She has the 50's pinup girl look down to a "T" very gorgeous.

      • Aggie 44

        Absolutely. Incredible body and great smile.

    • VanFlank

      could not agree more!

    • R-Dub

      YES!! Make it happen.

    • me2

      think i wanna get to know her

    • DieLawn19k

      MAKE IT SO!

    • MATT

      Marry Me! Like a Bad Girl Should! And I'll take you to the Sado County Auto Show…Bend Over, I'll drive ('Cause I'm the Garbageman)…

      Do I win you yet, Poison Ivy?

      I LOVE me a "Cramps" girl…This picture is FULL of win!

      • Alexis

    • https://www.facebook.com/michael.heredia3 Michael Heredia

      That last photo of her looks just like Stevie Ryan.

      • Alexis

        That is the nicest compliment, shes hot shit!

    • https://www.facebook.com/kindlin David Terry

      I like the first three pics, but as soon as I saw the 4th pic.. wow, BUTTERFACE

      • Goiba

        This.

      • bombtastic

        man David, you're sure 1 to talk…

        • U()32

          well, think of him as an expert on the matter then. meaning he knows what he's talking about….

      • https://www.facebook.com/StevenLazo Steven Lazo

        LOL! Poor guy forgot to reply in anonymous like all the other hater fags.

    • Franklin

      Winner.

  • NoName

    Thank you! #37

    • Facepalm

      Wow how tasteful ,am sorry for calling the chivettes whores ,they are REALLY classy women.

  • Burlinator

    #7 FTW!

    • BigDez

      WOW!!!! …. All I Cant Say is WOW!!!!!!! ….. Love you and love the Chive …. Chive On from Canada With love

  • Holy Hell

    No need to pick a favorite.
    They're all great.
    Thanks, ladies !

    • disappointed

      Agreed…they are all my favorites….. Thanks Chivettes, just made my enire week.!

  • Finster172

    #7 Must…..not……FAP….at….work!

    • ass-o-holic

      you're not kidding, she's incredible-

    • AmBush_Steve

      Why not?

  • Tuttified

    REALLY hope it's not your last time! #2

    • dont worry

      Once a slut always a slut.

  • JROC

    #39 beauty booty #52 yea you do

    • MineAreFantasticer

      Meh.

      • William

        Prove it

        • W(fwf

          don't. she doesn't need to reduce herself to such a level of attention-whordom.

          • its_forge

            If you don't like pictures of underdressed women what the fucking hell are you doing here?

            • patov40

              Must be here to save our souls from this cauldron of sin! Uh, no thanks. B)

    • Fish On

      #52, I'd like to introduce you to #36

      • JROC

        J wade?

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        Keep Calm and Boobs

        • http://www.thechive.com Azrrael

          #52 burn your bra or not true!

  • :-D

    #45 all said in done, real looking ladies win vs the professional fake and edited pics…

    • TugaBoy

      Vivam as mulheres portuguesas! São todas jeitosas 😀

    • mos theft

      All said AND done…you must be one of those guys who also says, "could of" instead of could've or could HAVE. Now go forth and be less stupid!

      You're welcome.

  • dlo

    #34 #34 #34 OMG so hot, love it

    • Paul

      Annnnnnnnnd…tranny

  • skip

    #28…… damn!!

    • patov40

      "Oh Canada" is right!

    • BIll57

      #52 would be almost as bad as paula if paula lost 375 kg

      • Shannon Coverdale

        Hi Bill. Wanna be friends?

        • BIll57

          sorry Shannon I apologize if that's you the cut was on paula not you

    • FreddyU

      Speaking of 'bred'…. I would do her no questions asked…

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      Now THAT is a tight dress done right.

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        Also,Dig the Beatles lyric on #30

        • Always Last

          I really dig how she spent $42 on the tatts – stop buying cheap tattoos people!

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