WTF Friday (31 photos)

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  • femtrooper1

    #23 I dont get this trend. Its so stupid looking.
    Why?

    • Grammar Ninja

      She wants guys to look her in the eye when she talks to them, and she knows guys won't change their behavior, so….

    • KyleGamgee

      In Soviet Russia, boobs stare at YOU.

      • db420

        DAMN GENIUS.

    • USAF

      While I agree its stupid looking, it gives me an excuse as to why I'm not "looking at their eyes" when I'm talking to them!

    • Dan

      God, I hope that isn't a trend. It's beyond trashy, it's fucking creepy.

    • CaptainStag

      Dear oh dear, you mean you've seen other idiots with this crap? Ruining boobies is a grave sin indeed…

    • NotPaula

      It's so that some poor bastard can hear the same joke over and over everyday until the day she dies. Makes sense.

  • NoName

    If #7 came into my bedroom, WTF is not the first thing on my mind…

    • Jim

      in this case it would be WTF=Want to Fuck

      • NoName

        Aaawh. I see what TheChive did there. My mind is too pure to have come to that conclusion by my self.

      • DemonIAm

        and the answer would be right effing now.

    • Dick Salad

      want to f…. forget it

    • Pat

      i still dont see why this is wtf.

    • pillowtalk

      Are you trying to tell me that you internet trolls would think it was normal that she's walking into your bedroom- All of you would be like wtf… are you doing here? Then after the initial shock subsides, game on!

    • n1ghtstalker

      erm… WTF should I do to her first?

  • wkdfrog

    #1 That stiffy must have a raging stiffy

    • truth

      The bald guy in the middle looks totally mesmerized. wtf?

      • Senor Rock

        Guy on the left looks like Tom Arnold.

  • cashmoneybrian

    #3 god i love this website. making a shit day at work better

  • JROC

    #8 bothers me.

    • horsesneedlovetoo

      shhhhh just close your eyes… I promise it wont hurt… just the tip

    • DerJöe

      u know u wanna photoshop the f out of it

    • Chive_Geek

      Okay… so THAT fits in her mouth…

  • wkdfrog

    #7 DAMMMM!!!!!

  • dagleja3

    #3 – Sweet Ass!!

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #18
    Get some help, Mark.

  • tits_mcgee_

    #20 gave me a good laugh

    • FreddyU

      Sorry, but the joke's on him…literally.

  • L_E_Ott

    #5 Nicole has standards, she demands you make it a combo

    • jerkoffovich

      hilarious!

    • Bmoney

      Welcome to Obama's America.

      • Captain Obvious

        Ya…. ok.

      • Kodos

        no, Obama would have gone to Church's fried chicken..
        (bring on the hate)

    • EZEE

      And then Nicole ate her 14 year old sister, plus the guy who had sex with her for a double cheeseburger.

      Can't believe I am the first one to type that. Way too easy.

    • zing

      Angelique must be a chivette.

  • Maynard B.

    #13- Ewww!

    • USAF

      No way I would buy this, no matter how sanitary she claims it is. That's just effing gross

      • Master_Rahl

        but it's heart shaped. who cares about gross, isn't that adorable?

    • jerkoffovich

      if afterbirth is "one cosmetic detail" to this person, i would hate to see what it would ruin something for him/her

    • truth

      That damn thing could resemble the picture Jesus and I still wouldn't buy it.

  • JROC

    sittin on a toilet,sittin on a toilet #5

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #9
    Miss, why do you have a sheep in your bedroo…oh, never mind.

  • meh

    CHive, where the hell are my Chive brand T shirts? Been over 3 weeks, you're killing me! How am I suposed to meet funny attractive women without one?

    • USAF

      Haha…you need a shirt for that too? Seriously though, laugh all you want, it works like a charm!

    • The_Dood

      As I've said before, try personality. It's always worked for me.

      • DrROBOTO

        chloroform

        • im a lamp

          how bout a ruffiecolada

          • the other Jen

            and a giant shlong!

            • Jen

              who the fuck are you? the original Jen?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=676965446 Jamie Reynolds

    Well that covers all options #29

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=507877685 Yuriy Shikhanovich

      Schrödinger's Juice

      • Flicka

        ^^^ this

      • its_forge

        LOL WIN.

  • DrChimRichalds

    #27
    Amy Winehouse had this wallpaper – or so she claimed.

    • its

      kinda reminds me of my last mushroom trip

    • LSD'sahelluvadrug

      Not sure if gif, or tripping balls…

      • Smitty

        Now wait till the ACID kicks in!

  • Tristlo

    How is this anything but awesome?
    http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/wtf-f

    • its_forge

      Dingbat. Just go pound-sign no space and the number of the image. #7

  • patov40

    #3 – Would say "Bad dog", but he's not really blocking anything strategic. Give him a biscuit. B)

    • im a lamp

      she probably ran outa Peanut butter

  • Ukulelemike

    #9 that's a Jacob's Sheep-they are known for having 4 horns on the rams, though this one loks like he got a bit full of himself and tried to grow a fifth.

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #12 i'd buy that shirt

    • http://twitter.com/albinolovechild @albinolovechild

      http://dreemstreet.org/
      I've met the guy who makes these. They're super cool, get one!

  • USAF

    #5 would be funnier if it was a actually a picture of Angelique instead…For all we know, she could be skinny. The caption makes us assume she isn't given she'd have sex for a double cheeseburger but…

  • MissChris

    #27 I'm freakin out man…..

    • (o)

      For a second there I thought I was getting flash backs lol

    • Dr_StrangePants

      why? Do the snozzleberries taste like snozzleberries?

      • its_forge

        There's no such thing as a snozzleberry!!

        "*We* are the music makers… and *we* are the dreamers of dreams."

        sorry, had to

    • jerkoffovich

      you are freakin out…man

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #17 wow! for a moment there….
    #31 makes no sense whatsoever

    • BIll57

      #13 paulla made the WTF Friday I see without a mask this time

    • BIll57

      I meant #17 so I can't type

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

        yup, sucked both times…..

    • JHL1

      I can't believe I made it to the end of the first page and nobody mentioned SJP holding her cat yet.

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

        i thought she had gone on a cruise or something….

      • huh?

        that's because it's Dylan and her cat….

    • Short Bus All Stars

      hence the term "wtf" dumbass

  • chrisdg74

    #10 – Snake Plissken and 3D glasses? Why? He only has one eye.

    • Travis

      I thought the same thing. Ha.

    • NebraskaGuy

      Good point!

    • Edward

      And Johnny Depp cant see 3D

    • Stumped

      Who is on Snake's left?

      • Master_Rahl

        a teenage mutant ninja turtle – I think Donatello

        • STILLStumped

          No Snake'e left not your left…

          • poley shore

            ash from evil dead

            • poley shore

              but why the fuck is silent bob's stupid unfunny fat ass on there?

          • Master_Rahl

            oh, clearly I'm retarded. Yeah, that's Ash.

    • NOLongerStumped

      Ahh Ash.
      SO what movie are they watchin?

  • matt

    #25 thats going to be the craziest gage bang ever

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