Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • William

    #49

    now THAT is how you hire an intern

    • france

      sadly, their still going to light her up with the t-shirt cannon

      • DontbeTHATguy

        They're, retard

    • 22wins

      $5 says john hits in within a month

      • Tw0jufer

        Nope, he's gay *see him prancing around like a baby deer when they shoot the intern with a t-shirt as evidence*.

        • donimac

          that was bob, smartass.

          • truthserum

            you're ugly donimac – don't let anyone every tell you otherwise

        • caleb

          "Not that there's anything wrong with being gay."

    • Stan_Dalone

      gorgeous, well played Berry

    • tom

      its only fair we see in in the SC

      • tom

        *her

    • Chimp

      Hi xD

    • chim richels

      She kinda looks like Sofia Vergara and that's a good thing.

      Why wasn't she at Casey Moran's that day after the Cubs game?

    • Mitch

      Did anyone see the episode of Family Guy last night? Wasn't it kinda lame. If you ask me the show just isn't as good as it used to be 😦

      • switch_24

        random comment is random

        • Goober

          At least his comment was in theme of Daily Afternoon Randomness. Pointless comment is pointless.

          • Aregularchiver

            If I could, I'd jizz in all of yo mouthes and FORCE you to swallow it…..every….last….DROP :*

      • someguy

        Get a life Mitch

    • guestyguest

      break out the ol' t-shirt gun, it's initiation time!

    • TheGGent

      Really should do a Nashville link up! haha

    • Steve

      hey chive take a hint, quit hiring fat kids and start hiring chicks like her.

    • Darkside

      She'll remain untouched….these boys like shooting their loads off on MALE interns.

    • Bill

      lolol. Just saw stacey keibler in a post on collegepoison.com. Forgot all about her, and how hot she is. Clooney that stud is bangin her now

    • JonnyC

      Agreed! A rockin new intern. Hope to see more of you Alex!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002080535772 Ashley Mayfield-cowan

      Really, this is how they welcome the interns at theBerry? Guess it's better than being shot by a t-shirt cannon….

    • bubba357

      if she didn't have a super fat ass, she would almost be hot. She is pretty, but knows what to wear to hide the ass.

    • Paul

      Alex>than Chive dude

  • jason d.

    #43

    Well played, sir, well played

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      #43 #44 I see what you did there.

      • Sarcasm

        You must be some sort of genius. Your observation skills are truly unparallelled. God star for you today!

      • maxwell1965x

        Sigh! I miss those shorts. Not everything from the 80's was bad!

        • Jason

          Go to Hooters, they still wear them there.

        • ballsballsninja

          yes but now we have yoga pants and spandex. I like the future better.

          • k-9

            We called them stirrup pants. Your welcome.

            • douche

              She must have had mad bush!!!

          • perv

            Yoga pants and spandex are better than bare flesh legs??? NOPE!

    • SimonDPieman

      All women made breakfast in '85.

    • MAX_POW

      your wife was definitely very hot…want moar

      • Lawndart

        That was 26 years ago… are you sure you know what you are asking for?

        • Jacob

          I'm with Max regardless of what's being asked for.

        • BIll57

          this is MY wife you assholes! HA!

          i sent in a picture of my current boyfriend but the chive hasn't posted it yet. probably tomorrow.

    • http://twitter.com/Sanja_Knez @Sanja_Knez

      #43 #44 I see what you did there Chive..

    • S12

      Mom?!!

    • Pete

      Must be hungry by now.

    • Steve

      Mom?

  • parker

    #1

    well if it wasn't embarrassing enough, welcome to the chive homepage

    • BloodScrubber

      That wedding will be forever known as the "Titanic Wedding".

    • Tidder

      Considering it is the most viewed post on Reddit today, being stolen and placed on the Chive is the least of their problems.

      • thehookah

        Once again, the Chive is a photo aggregation site, they are not "stealing" anything, they are simply reposting.

      • Chivacy Please

        I think the Chive is awesome – I don't have time all day to go to Reddit, Numaga, or any of those other sites – Chive just brings us the "best of" the internet. It isn't like Reddit invented that photo or something.

  • RatedR401

    #1 running from Paula

    • BoCoKid

      WRONG! Paula got on the dock obviously and her massive weight made it break.

  • Dan

    #12 Doh! Cheating bitch!

    • snowbird

      Derppp.. thanks captain obvious

  • Ellie

    #46, #23, #19, #20

    covering the spectrum of funny, sexy, and adorable is really the reason the DAR is great imho

    • http://www.facebook.com/epl.young Elan Young

      This is true, it's why the DAR is the best gallery!

    • http://twitter.com/jfkime @jfkime

      amen ellie

  • jasgat

    #6 Especially when you drunk dial an ex… Holy shit

    • Patroll

      Why is there an aperture in the top of that man's head, through which alcohol is poured into an orifice where the brain should be? Must be a Chiver.

      • nowei

        i also find this to be perplexing. i'm pretty sure that, at least in my case and those i've ever seen consume alcohol, it should be a double-sided arrow. indicating alcohol in mouth, truth out mouth (possibly modified to be truth and/or hork)

    • funkrushing

      Can't tell if still in love with ex-girlfriend, or just haven't gotten laid in a while…

  • James Browning

    #16 Fake! There’s no white people in Detroit…

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Good Ol' Fashion 'Merican Racism!!

      • Owen Smithers

        Ain't we silly?!? Racism is dumb, and would disappear if the tools making money from it would close shop. Props to everyone who can laugh at things that are funny, love their neighbor, no matter what color, and continue on living the American dream!

        • JstevensF

          You misspelt "funny shit though"

    • Racist

      I know because of the pixels…. and because I'm racist.

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      They all get bused in from Bloomfield Hills……

    • Boobman

      Zing!

    • Leo Vzainszceskov

      You've never been to Detroit, right mate?

    • Brooke Stevens

      First of all – I'm the girl in the white shirt holding the sign- not fake we own a bus that we tailgate in and we took the picture there. So your pixel theory blows. Second of all… you are all racist. Third of all – we work in Detroit and represent our home teams. Don't hate because you don't have fun!

      • Horseface

        Good lord, get over yourself.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002736204987 James Browning

        I'm the one that made the comment…I lived in Detroit for 6 years and I'm white, its a joke, get over yourself is right.

      • hMMMM

        please clarify which one in white. we'd either like moar or for you to disappear.

        • Horseface

          I can pretty much guarantee she's the chunky, troll-like one. That one looks like she would write a comment like this.

  • frank

    #49 TITS OR GTFO

    • pupy

      frank is an asshole

      • Stan_Dalone

        agreed

      • youradouche

        you are a pussy

      • Something Amiss

        Wanting to see tits now makes a man an asshole?

        • pupy

          If you put in that way, yes

          • truethatdawg

            Asshole Guys Get All the Chicks !!

            • Niow

              only the ones that aren't worth keeping anyway.

              • douche

                This is why men dont berry- Women are bitches and only good for sex and cooking.

    • DontbeTHATguy

      Tits but, if not, you don't have to get out.

    • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

      I thought the same thing and realized you had posted it!

      KEEP ON ROCKIN!

    • A BiPolar Guy

      good luck with that.

  • Master_Rahl

    #14 What did ole Tony Montana say? "First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women." Check, check, and sextuple check.

    • Jak

      Hell yeah, biz-nasty!

    • MAX_POW

      and after a while: "say jellou to my little friend"

    • Busted

      Paul Bissonnette has a pretty impressive resume when it comes to hot chicks.

      • Stan_Dalone

        takes a lot of money to keep them around

    • Tomas

      FIND that Hat Girl!!! B)

    • GlibTongue

      Now we understand why he's an occasional healthy scratch, or 4th liner.

      Hard to be good at hockey when you find those kind of distractions.

    • i map knees

      It's funny cos you said SEX-tuple.

    • Buffalo Just Sayin

      Go to love Paul and his sexy parties.

  • Derp

    #21 – derp whale

    • Patroll

      Sarcastic whale loves being on camera.

    • Blumpkin

      "I am unimpressed by your existence"

    • pat

      unimpressed whale is unimpressed…

  • Stan_Dalone

    #10 is how you know your fucked

    • IBgenius

      Actually this happens to frogs all the time and as a defense mechanism they can puff up three times there size. Not to mention what the snake is going through with the "business end" of that frog in its mouth if anyone gets my drift…

      • MonkeyMadness

        Hey genius, it's "three times THEIR size."

        • Monkeyonmyback

          Touché spell-check nazi

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002080535772 Ashley Mayfield-cowan

      so that's what my momma meant by biting off more than what i could chew….

  • Kwilliams5000

    #33 you lucky bastard

    • http://twitter.com/Pekito_RL @Pekito_RL

      Well… you must have been a great something in your past life

      • Rodney Safefield

        actually Im pretty sure this chick is nuts…tread carefully bro

        • mooseknuckle907

          I like em crazy. 0_o

      • Hoo Yoo

        Creepy meets creepy. Who stares at FLBP in class? Who takes a photo of classmate in class. Awkward.

    • Jon

      I think getting a message on the DAR in this way would be a dream come true.

      • Generation X

        romance is dead. The internet stole your souls. the art of being original, honest, and unique is lost.
        It's ok though cuz she's hot

        • shitbrains

          its always ok if they're hot

    • JAS

      Dude go for it!

    • Mike

      Dude you better find her and never let her go. This shit doesn't happen on a daily basis so get it, and get it now!!!

    • Enon

      Fake. I am that Chiver and I sent this in, after fapping to that pic furiously for several hours. Troll you.

      • Tomas

        You were fapping to a pic of the back of a guy's head??? 😮

        • Enon

          Go read the caption in that photo again. I am the Chiver, the guy in the photo. Then again, this is the Chive, so I'm surprised you managed to learn to write, already well ahead of the curve, now just try reading.

          • 7samurai13

            Speaking of just try reading "Love the Chivette who sits behind you and takes creepy pic of you while you surfing the Chive."

            You are a douche, so I'm surprised you managed to learn to wright, already well ahead of the curve.

            • 7samurai13

              write

              • Enon

                Awkward.

            • Enon

              Yeah, I made that caption up. Are you seriously that dense?

      • Troll Hunter

        I think Enon is trolling us about the troll. Trolls is getting smarter these days

        • Xhibit

          Yo dawg, we heard you like to troll so we put a troll in your troll so you can get trolled while you troll.

    • TubularTom

      I said the exact same three words.

    • bam!

      just a little advance recon, but I think she shaves. down there i mean. just sayin'

      • j22

        Theres girls that dont shave? Have not met one…… since i was 13.

        • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

          Says the virgin…

          • APBTFan

            ZZZZZZZZZZing!!!!!!

        • Freemokei

          The bush is a unicorn but they are definitely still out there.

    • ROK247

      somebody is going to have the sex – just cuz he was chivin' it up! awesome.

      • thehookah

        Still counts!

        • vhr1904

          Counts double.

          • aksdhf

            compounds!

    • Bubba

      COOL! More chicks should have te courage to step up like that.

  • Zedhere

    #26 All the kings men put him back together again!

  • Intensemasterdebater

    I'd take #44 back to #43

    • weirdoh

      But just to be on the safe side, also bring #39 depending on tastes.

      • justdoh

        I don't how old you are, but 80s bush was some kind of special. I miss 80s bush.

        /sheds tear

        • bam!

          it wasn't actually much different from '70's bush… there were all kinds of grooming issues back then IMHO

          • A BiPolar Guy

            80s bush was so much better as a president than his son.

  • Mcfly707

    #14 Guess I'll start playing hockey!

    • JerkFace

      Biz-nasty doesn't actually 'play' per say. He mainly sits on a bench.

      • Stan_Dalone

        the down side is that after awhille they will drain his piggy bank dry

        • the other Jen

          i didnt think hockey players made that much money? he probably has a giant shlong.

          • Stan_Dalone

            lord only knows

  • Chuck

    #49 I wonder if my boss would let me hire an intern like her?

    • Do It

      Grow some balls, take the initiative, make an executive decision and do it. Before you know it, you will be the boss.

    • Boom!

      ur bosS?? ask your wife dude!!

  • Logan

    Dear 2 Loyal Australian Chivettes,

    He's not nice.. He's probably a dick, and he wants to fuck both of you, and thats pretty much it. Welcome to reality.

    • Patroll

      Loltrue. Every time I wear my Chive shirt I'm really just hoping to meet some cute, loosely-moraled Chivettes and show them what they haven't been missing all their life.

      • thehookah

        Yeah, I've worn mine out a bunch of times, and so far one "Chive On". It was in the bar at the Saranac Lake Rugby Tournament though, so few people there are seeing straight enough to read a logo.

        • Patroll

          Went to a couple of concerts in mine, not one high five or Chive On. Must not be that popular here.

          • Sadley

            same here. not a single person knows what the hell my shirt means(they think it has something to do with with onions). i feel like i've been mislead…..

      • Moby

        Every time I wear my Chive shirt…..oh wait, I CAN'T FUCKING GET ONE CAUSE THEY'RE ALWAYS SOLD OUT!!!

    • Really

      Hmmm…I see who's the dick here.

    • wiley

      who shit in your Cheerios?

      • SimonDPieman

        That'd be tony the tiger again. The poor guy has no social boundaries.

    • Captain Obvious

      Maybe he's not, I'm sure he does, and Logan is jealous.

    • Flicka

      Pretty sure they know that. News flash: girls are allowed to like deh seks too!

    • Dick

      Yup fucked em both. didnt wear a condom either nor can I remember their names cause im the devil harhrahrharhahrharhrahrahrahr. does that make you feel better?

  • lando

    #49

    suddenly, i can't wait for the next chive meetup

  • SkyVader

    #1 and they only get heavier, fellas.

    • Patroll

      Unless, you know… they exercise. Oh yeah, 'Merica, right.

      • Tw0jufer

        exactly. here in the states, exercise is getting in your car to drive to the mail-box.

  • Master_Rahl

    #23 Correction. This is not kinda hot, it's just plain hot. Excellent job on your gf's part.

    • Bullets

      Except i think her shoulders are broader then mine…Trap?

  • bud

    #33 i would think saying something in person would be easier

    • tom

      maybe she is too shy to say "hey, lets screw?"

    • https://www.facebook.com/a.d.lahey Andrew Lahey

      It's hard to show up to Bio wearing that outfit though…

      • science

        too bad for him it's not Anatomy class…

    • nose

      This way more people become aware of her whore-ness.

    • MatadorPride

      Yah, but not nearly as creative!

      • Patroll

        Ah yes, sending a half naked picture of yourself to a website for millions to see is called creativity now. How could I have overlooked that?

        • TheCureForHope

          Don't listen to these jealous cock-blocks… you're doing it right.

        • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

          Pa-Troll… it's clear what he/she is doing. Clearly the rest of my Chive brethren are too obsessed on hating Paula, who is sometimes funny, to spot a troll when we have a real one.

    • justsaying

      All Chivers know that this is a dream come true

      • The Chivery

        I know, right? One may actually have sex for the first time.

        Chive on!

    • Bill

      Saw a cool post like this on collegepoison.com They had a good one of Stacy keibler too. Forgot how hot she was

    • shuzzam

      Hell If that guy says no, I'll date you.

      • An Average Chiver

        hell if that chick say no, i'll date you.

    • 2cool4skool

      Why go for easy when you can be epic?

  • BaseballRube

    #14 Dreams can come true?

    • Dubstep

      I have a new god.

    • chivette

      which would you eat out the hardest?

  • danni

    #33

    turn around you fucking idiot

    • DasBoot

      Amen

      • TheCureForHope

        Seriously…. what a lucky sonofabitch. Let's see the inevitable follow up.

        • Rodney Safefield

          she's not that hot guys…I know I'll get thumbed down but this chick is certified nutz, trust some1 who's dealt w a bunch like her-

          • Tudd Johnson

            no joke, man. speaking from personal experience, any chick that comes on strong like that or makes it that easy in the beginning, WILL put you through hell later. fact.

            • Davey_8313

              Comes on strong like that? She asked for a study date lol, not a bang buddy.

              • IBgenius

                You're probably that same dumbass that thinks "do you want to come in for some coffee" actually means they're thirsty.

                • bananah

                  What!? You mean it DOESN"T!?

              • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1075598225 Jacob Marchlinski

                Pretty much all implied.

              • Ohhhboy

                further proof that Chivers have never gotten with a woman.

              • http://www.facebook.com/apbombardo Tony Bombardo

                don't forget she also posted a picture of her in a bra and panties (and the fact that this photo was already on a major website only makes things worse) Study dates don't usually have "exchange sexy pics" as a prerequisite…

    • I forget

      where does she fall on the hot/crazy scale though?

    • http://www.facebook.com/doucant Smootchie Scheff

      Keep Calm Chive On and turn the fuck around!!!

  • Zedhere

    #23 Can I come over for an omelet?

    • bam!

      kinda hot?? try smokin'. i want a side of that!

      • thehookah

        I want inside of that.

        • bam!

          agreed

          • chivette

            i want to lick what is inside the panty….

    • Super Freak

      She said "put it on the chive if you want" but we know she dressed like that on purpose knowing that you would put it on the chive. She wanted the attention. Still cool though.

      • Colin

        Believe it or not, when you have a woman sometimes she actually does just walk around wearing underwear.

        • Average Chiver

          i know what you mean. my blow-up doll hangs around in her underwear alot….

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