Famous brand slogans slapped on condoms sort of works (14 Photos)

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  • wkdfrog

    #2 LOL

    • Panama99

      Now in extra small….

      • The Chivery

        Made specially for us Chivers.

        Chive on!

    • -J-

      Funny thing is Monster really does have condoms like this. They say "Unleash the Beast" and "Size does Matter"

  • Panama99


    • LaLakers2408

      fucking leave then

      • snowbird

        I want to agree with Panama-red up there because every fucking thing on this site lately says "Sorry, but what you are looking for isn't here" what the chive!?

        • GeekSquad

          Update your Flash it will fix the problem

    • chive is the best!

      thechive has severly lost its way..

    • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix


      Go rinse your mouthout with a loaded revolver, cuntbag.

      • Tw0jufer

        wow. that was totally reasonable response….

  • IAmWags


  • Ash

    #9 – don't think i want to catch anything…….

    • fpwashere

      sperm, catch all the sperm.

      but right. pregnancy is preferable…

      • jaynecobb2

        i was thinking STD's

        • Big_Curt

          i was thinkin stds too…there would be an invisible condom in the wrapper

  • jpp407

    #6 Upsized thank you.

  • Panama99

    Wow, no one has even said "First" yet……..


    • nywolf

      dont remind them…

    • Chive on!

      to late…. lol

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=900785222 Frédéric Purenne

      You are THAT stupid huh?

  • JAMon

    #9 a bit arbitrary

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    The Chive Condom…quite possibly the greatest condom in the world.

    • Guest

      Unfortunately the people willing to use one never get laid.

      • TRON


    • Foosbah

      that'd be like having a weight loss program sponsored by Burger King.

  • :-D

    #5 Until it breaks 😀

  • http://Homes4Men.com Stafferty

    Volkswagen: Think Small
    Avis: We Try Harder
    Lo'Real: Because I'm Worth it

    • bettingonthecubs

      Timex: takes a lickin and keeps on ticken
      Secret: Strong enough for a man, made for a woman

      • A BiPolar Guy

        Subway, Eat Fresh
        Starburst: Isn’t life juicy
        Skittles:Taste the Rainbow
        Dairy Queen: Hot Eats, Cool treats

  • Tyler Durden

    #3 Nerds don't even need condoms

    • FolleRousse

      nerds can be very sexy

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Why everybody on XBOX LIVE tell me they had sex with my mom?

      • Red

        because alot of them are Chivers.

    • 123

      Of course they poor… ever heard of a "Posh Wank" thats what those poor bastards have to do lol .. so ladies think of that next time you screw a nerd…

  • NebraskaGuy

    #7 Once it pops, it's too late … might as well keep going!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      think cherries

  • Da_Boz

    Maxwell House: Good to the last drop!

  • Jess

    Chevy: Like a rock.

    • Dr_StrangePants


    • Perry

      Chevy Runs Deep

  • kinkade11

    #14 ..a bit forceful.. but very well then!

  • patov40

    #1 theChive`s cock is in me and am loving it.

    • Kenai


    • morebeer

      Know how I know you're gay?

  • Meh.....

    #10 specifically for white dudes……

    • Dr_StrangePants


      • .____.

        you mean black dudes?

    • Stereotyper

      I think he means because it's KFC and not Churches…

  • the doctor

    Make sure you wear one if you bang a chivette. You dont wanna end up with a nasty STD.

    • J)(4w3

      the chivers do. 'cause that's the only proof they ever had sex once.

  • Da_Boz

    Wendy's: Where's the beef?
    T-Mobile: Get More
    Intel: Intel inside
    MasterCard: There are some things money can't buy… For everything else, there's MasterCard

    Yes, quite a few possibilities out there.

  • specv44

    Wait, you will see these unveiled next month…

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=900785222 Frédéric Purenne

      You couldn't be more wrong, these condoms joke are OLD, I have original images in .bmps formats last modified in 2002.

      • qwerty

        Why would you have shit like that still from 2002… :/

  • Trollhunter

    My mom keeps alot of these in her purse when she goes out for work….i wonder why ?

  • Da_Boz

    VISA: It's everywhere you want to be.

  • MissChris

    #9 Brings to mind something unpleasant…. Probably not the best marketing for condoms.

    • Undershooter30

      I am pretty sure they meant catch all the sperm but yea I see what you mean. STD was the first thing to pop into my mind as well

    • Cabe412

      no i think its marketing bestiality…

  • Frylock

    Amazon.com- "…And you're done."
    IBM- "We make IT happen."
    Nokia- "Connecting People."

  • The Seagull

    #2 Should have used this when i hooked up with LG. Poor girl.

    • Coast Guard


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