Find Her, it’s like a sexy scavenger hunt (34 Photos)

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  • chapstick

    my penis is the size of a chapstick ladies and gentelman

    • grammar freak

      gentlemen or gentleman in singular

      • chapstick

        gentleman in singular, maybe i am on the berry too, also, as well. Maybe you sh…… sorry, tiny erection

    • Hunter X

      maybe you should go to The Berry then…

      • The Chivery

        No, he's certainly in the right place(in fact, I'd say he's bigger than the rest of The Chivers).

        Chive on!

        • The Chivery

          he's certainly bigger than my gayass!!!

          • truthserum

            Hey Fake Chivery – don't knock the REAL The Chivery – it makes you more pathetic than you already are for being some loser who walks around saying, "Chive on!" to men hoping they will say, "no, YOU Chive on!" before embracing in a manhug/kiss and begging some guys who get loads of money and pussy for a tshirt.

            • TRON


    • DontbeTHATguy

      chapstick dick

      • chapstick


      • chapstick

        Its like a little burts bees, or a blistex erection.

  • Adam

    Just can't get enough of #19

    • R2G Fan

      Very hot!

      • Action Jackson

        She is proportionate with cushion in all the right places. Confident of herself. And a gorgeous smile. Definately hot. All the haters are either just don't know or are dbag meatheads.

        • jeremy

          damn right i agree 100% . not every beautiful woman has to be under 100lbs. i like a little thickness in a woman.

    • DontbeTHATguy

      Good thing there is plenty of her to go around then.

      • Dr.What

        this is what real women look like. except this particular real woman happens to be A GODDESS…

        • Stan_Dalone

          I agree Doc. she is definately a hottie

        • DontbeTHATguy

          Well, that's debatable. Nothing good about that much fat on a body at such a young age.

          • Maytrix

            She is not at all fat. Looks very good and healthy. Unlike many of the ones that are far too thin and look anorexic.

          • truth

            agreed. needs to hit the treadmill.

            • Fuck YOu

              u guys are so damn picky. not every woman over 120 is fat.

              • DontbeTHATguy

                I agree, but this chick is way North of 120.

                • Coop de whoop

                  ew. she needs to put the helmet back on, and run a few laps. or several.

                • Dick B. Dragon

                  Your not a lady unless your one eighty.

        • Master_Rahl

          tell ya what, I'M diggin' this chick, that's all that matters. Beauty is in the eye of this beholder. She's sexy, and down with the Empire, so you know she's evil. Lovin' it!

      • bam!

        stole my first thought!!! she's a beast

      • Kyle White

        Don't be hatin' on thick girls. We don't all like our women to look like toothpicks, ya know? Heh.

    • Mac

      Guys and maybe some ladies, I think she might be the girl from the "would you" post a while back. If you search "would you" on the chive it looks a lot like her. And yes I can't get enough of her either.

    • Huzzah

      Lucky for you, she's a clone.

    • Lotus

      Only one worth finding in my opinion. She looks like she may actually have… a personality!

  • Logan

    #9 to tan but #10 you MUST find

    • KERRYJ

      lady looking fantastic hot, hot ,hot,find so find

    • Bird

      #10 appears to be Nana Ogura here is her blog entry with that pic (Japanese)

      • Ha.Ha.

        somebody said this the last time, and my roundeyes are having a difficult time figuring out if Nana is this girl. Please tell me she isn't a pornstar…don't ruin it for me!!! Tell me that she's in need of a U.S. citizenship and that she is looking to marry.

        • Edwardo

          I don't know if the pick here is Nana but Nana Ogura is a porn star

          • bird

            That link is to her official blog and she has that pic in it with out saying it's someone else. I think that's pretty definitive.

      • Rodney Safefield

        thumbs up for being able to read Kanji

    • United States of ME

      you meant "too" tan…grammar police take down another one

      • r00s7a

        Surely you mean, "grammar police, take down another one"

        • Niner

          He meant it as a phrase

        • clenis


          • SweetAwesomeness

            and don't call me Shirley

            • )F#(*

              okay, dick-hole.

            • Stan_Dalone

              +1 for the Airplane reference, RIP Leslie Neilson

        • Master_Rahl

          wouldn't that be the punctuation police?

          • Master-

            And then the spelling police for you….

        • r00s7a

          In that case, he is the said grammar police, and no one likes those douche bags. Was just trying to give you a way out dude, so you wouldn't be "that guy".

    • R2G Fan

      Both are extremely hot!

      • SweetAwesomeness

        find them and NEVER let out of your sight!!

      • chiverMike

        Too hot.

      • k-9

        love #9

  • Tim Brown

    #34 for the love of god! And please tell me she's legal!

  • Vantastic

    #4 and #9…Find…go!

  • Ken

    #9 is absolutely gorgeous with her nice tan skin and hot body!

    • Rahm Emanuel

      yes hot…but take your wallet out now look at her…now look at your wallet…now look at her…two things one she will empty said wallet of all valuables and you will move back in with your parents, and two in 5 years her skin will look just like your wallet…leather is not a good look for anyone

      • The Chivery

        Well, since he's a Chiver, the difference between "home" and "parent's basement" is non-existent.

        Chive on!

      • Ken

        LOL! Good one!

      • Aregularchiver

        A chiver might very well persuade her with one of his standard e-compliments (ie – Dear _____, you're a regular gal and I like that about you – keep on smilin' girl, etc.) and perhaps in this girls drunken state she may reply to said-Chiver (and her comment will get many a thumbs-up) – Chiver will then use his internet prowess to locate her exact whereabouts, kidnap her, rape her, and throw her body along with the rest of' em…and continue on to the DAR.

        • Rahm Emanuel

          You mom didn't hug you enough as a child.

    • Mart37
  • Ziplab

    Holy flamin shits on a zebra's ass! #9 is smokin

    • nathan

      #7….ummm holy shit….F*cking find her now

      • JOIWf

        don't. she's a stupid bitch who got owned by a mcdonalds manager.

        • DontbeTHATguy

          I don't think you understand the concept of this gallery. We want them to find these women so we can see more pictures. We don't really give a shit if they can pass the bar exam.

  • jasgat

    #8 Oh sweet Lord… Beautiful

    • Jones

      Madison Welch. Your welcome.

      • no one cares

        thank you!

      • LTW

        Mother of God she is hot thanks

      • The Dude

        Google images…….Oh shit. I know what I'll be doing the rest of the day.

        • TheDudesDick

          ………yeah I know……..sigh……

    • Silky

      Very very nice. She belongs on the Gold Coast…

  • Solatso

    #21 Melissa Debling

    • thechevron

      thank you

    • DeuceBrew

      Googled her. NSFW, but damn those tits are spectacular.

      • The_Dood

        You're damn right they are!

    • Hombre

      Love her! Love her body, not anorexic like most……..

    • Holy Sheet

      Sunova…if you Google her as I just did, make sure Safe Search is on if you're at work. Dang!

    • pcleduc

      Yeah, but who then is #30?

      • Russell

        That's her evil twin sister!

    • Magnus

      You have done a fellow chiver, a great service today good sir. I tip my hat to you.

  • Patski

    #4 #19
    omg, yes please do!

    • Nate

      moar of #4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • please

        #4 #4 #4 #4 #4 pleeeease

  • R2G Fan

    #10 #19 #21 need to be found right away. Such hotties!!!

    • waltgator

      yeah! i agree dude!

  • dwh101

    #2 – Absolutely Gorgeous!!!

    • Dick Salad

      glad they cropped out the cigarette, better bone up and bounce before she gets that smokers hack

    • TomChive

      Yes I agree. I need to meet her

      • yuiop

        *meat her

        • Truth

          *splinter her

        • TomChive

          HAHA. Shit that was funny

    • Brogue

      Looks to be very sweet. Hope that there's a personality to match those eyes. Always hopeful…

    • brainiacmacTEN


  • Not Paula

    Find #23 and post her with the redheads. Yummy!

    • Shilling

      You know what's sad and lame? When the watermark from the original site is still on the picture and still winds up in the "Find Her" category.

      It's Lynette from Not exactly an epic mystery for the ages.

      • Alister

        yeh but i can't read font that small and pixlelated…had no idea what W4B meant.

        seriously though thanks, you just made my fucking day and destroyed any chance of me going out and hunting a real girl..

    • Htisss

      Yes…this one is a must.

    • Rodney Safefield

      hottest redhead I've ever seen-

    • There ya go
  • laelow

    #9 #23 #13 Moar!

    • Rahm Emanuel

      FMK? In that order?

      • Travis

        #9 #13 #23, I really don't want to play that game with these 3 though.

        • Travis

          Let me clarify, I'd want to fuck them all, no killing.

  • Dan

    #10 Holy hot Asian Batman!

    • Rodney Safefield

      so tasty

    • caleb

      Sweet christ, I hear you. My fuck, she's amazing.

  • PePa

    There one worth mentioning twice… Find her!!!

  • Kyle White

    #26 is Gemma Atkinson. Hottest British model evar! (Semi-NSFW if you have Google safe search turned off, btw)

    • Adam

      I'm partial to say Alice Goodwin is the hottest british model ever but Gemma is gorgeous as well.

    • P90

      Nobody beats Kelly Brook.

  • AssClown

    Man it would suck if #2 open her mouth and has rotten yellow English teeth…but hey I wouldn't mind

    • P90

      British people officially have the healthiest teeth on the planet.

    • tableta

      It's Russian actually

  • Ontario

    Probs Tim Stroh girlfriend. Just a guess.

  • meh

    #11 i love you

    • Dan

      Gonna have to fight ya for her!

    • George Abboud

      I'd marry her, TOP THAT…. No seriously if the chive finds her, they would do humanity a huge favor…. and no i wasnt joking about the marriage <3 B)

  • AssClown

    #5 Find out if her carpet matches her drapes instead…

  • EasternCanuck

    #4 #9 worthy of the find… do it!!!


    #32 is LOUISE CLIFFE

  • Iam_Dave

    She's at the parlor getting new ink!

    • Hunter X

      kinda creepy/sexy/creepy…

    • Observation

      She's probably somewhere between Bad Decision City and Trashy Slutville

      • Tw0jufer

        really? well in that case tell her to say hi to LG for me.

    • Kyle White

      The tats I don't mind, but the huge ear gauges gross me out. Total turn off, for me at least.

      • Hans

        seriously….. why the fuck do that to yourself?

  • Rahm Emanuel

    #27 #15 #10 You gotta love Octoberfest…oh and this chick gave me a serious case of Yellow Fever!

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