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Goalie kicks ball into teammates head, scores goal on self (Video)

September 26, 2011 | In: FAIL, Funny, Sports, Video

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  • duece

    you mad bro?

    • Boom!

      problem, bro?

  • slocs

    first

    • fistingfirst

      fist

    • youradouche

      nothing worse, then when you try to be a tool, and fail at it. Better luck next time second.

  • beng

    The fuck Chive, whats up with the comments on the DMA?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      That's just to fuck with me; will be enabled later.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      - the one you love to hate

  • major goalie

    super slow motion is super slow

  • Smurf_taint

    boom head shot

  • Pants

    Took me three tries until I actually saw what the hell happened.

    • Sw0rdF1sh

      You're not very sharp, are you?

  • Odd Jobb

    Football sucks. Probably the only goal for 90 mins.

    No Hugs,

    Not Paula

    -the many you hate to love.

    • https://www.facebook.com/allen.moton Allen Moton

      It's called soccer, duh.

      • LiT

        only in merica

      • Da Sandman

        epic comment fail

    • Boom!

      what the fuck just happened here?

  • Michael

    I think the camera guy came in his pants

  • Dan

    No worries. They are all winners!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    oh this was in the usa! no wonder the kid sucks, you all suck at football. dont feel bad, you just lack the proper heritage to play decently

    • peter puffer

      why do you call it football? do you play with a football…or a soccer ball? I get basket ball cause you play with a basketball, and baseball cause its played with a baseball…

      • sooty

        in all other parts of the world it's actually called a football.

        • NonBrit

          In other parts of the world it's actually called a soccer ball.

          Do you guys get bent out of shape with Italians for calling it calcio? Or with yourselves for inventing the term soccer?

      • Monkey Magic

        Peter, football (soccer) is played by kicking the ball with your foot. While American football is played mainly with your hands… Weird huh?

        • Gilla mutt

          Indeed. Lets call a game which we play with oir feet, football. And then lets call a game which we throw a ball, also football…..yeah, i see the logic in that.

          • Eurodude

            For those arguing about why Americans call it “football” when it’s predominantly played with hands, it’s because the length of the ball is one foot long. Surprisingly not many Americans know this fact and are hence stumped in arguments over the name.

            • NonBrit

              That's some quality Albanian education there.

      • skeptic

        You moron, there are no Baskets that are also balls. Is it a basket or a ball? You lazy call a ball a "basket" but it should be soccer ball anda "baketball ball2 Basket ball is not the name of a ball, nor soccer is the name of a ball. Soccer -ball, Baksetballball. Ther are no balls that are a foot, you moron… 6 billion people call it footballl, invented in england, we play hand ball and call it foot ball? duh!

    • Dan

      No, it's that soccer is a girl's sport. These boys shouldn't even be playing this game!

      • Captain Obvious

        agreed

      • Da Sandman

        haha i bet you never even played it once in your entire life… the fact is that this is all but a sport for pussies or girls. It's on of the most complete sports in the world, challenging the widest variety of skills. That's probably the reason why it's the most popular sport in the world.

      • Hugo Sanchez

        Whoever invented football (yanks call it soccer) should be worshipped as a God.

    • 16inchzipper

      Football – Handegg
      http://www.eatliver.com/img/2009/3849.jpg

  • Iam_Dave

    This is more common than you think. Ive seen this a few times in RL.

    • Boom!

      pfff never seen it, played my whole life… u probably suck.

  • Jess

    The guy laughing sounds like a Sim.

  • Stan_Dalone

    Karma's a bitch

  • Mike

    I think Mac needs help, "scores goal on self" perhaps just call it an "own goal"?

  • http://reposted.us/2011/09/goalie-kicks-ball-into-teammates-head-scores-goal-on-self-video/ Goalie kicks ball into teammates head, scores goal on self (Video) : Reposted

    [...] xXbeermonkeyXx says: September 26, 2011 at 1:29 am [...]

  • http://www.facebook.com/Aghiles3 Aghiles Bacha

    Insert Trollface.jpg

  • Gustavo

    Creative title on the post, I was so intrigued to find out what was going to happen!

  • DrMrBearkat

    YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!

    unless my friend lets you in …

  • Sean

    I'm pretty sure that that's Oklahoma Baptist University. My friend's brother plays for them.

  • http://thechive.com John Contreras

    i need to know where this field is. i might have played there yesterday against the strikers

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