I couldn’t make these ridiculous signs up if I tried (30 Photos)

  • Dan

    #19 Because someone did.

    • Rodney Safefield

      u douche

    • Short Bus All Stars

      I hope Magic Johnson's penis appears out of mid air and fucks you

      • jose valdez


    • Franklin

      Only Walmart would need a sign like that.

  • buzzbee

    A first, from the UK. Chive on

    • Dan

      Only 7 minutes after I posted.

    • misssophie

      the UK will never be first

    • true scot

      i bet you're english

      • Wales


  • tommybhoy

    #27 I WANT that sign!

    • The Chivery

      if you had this sign in your room i would deifnitely suck you off!

  • The Bandit

    #1 …that's why they can store so much stuff in it!

    • Stan_Dalone

      must be a huge handbaag

  • Bubba

    #12 They sell t-shirts as well…WANT!

    • The Chivery

      i have had chinese genitals before…a little salty, like soy sauce.

  • bngn3000

    #6 is genius
    #12 thats the best kind

    • kire

      I live here in Lake City where that restaurant is. You do not want to eat there……

  • dashete

    #6 Award for most inappropriate placing of a mascot.

    • Master_Rahl

      also an award for the elephant with junk in his trunk

    • BIll57

      i think i would let an elephant fuck me, just to say i did

  • kinkade11

    #9 W T F

    • Master_Rahl

      holy inappropriate toy, Batman! So, you shave the baby's pubes??? Caveman babies? There is SO much WTF happening here.

    • Jen

      white people…so hairy.

    • bryan

      so you have a choice. a bald baby or a ginger one.

  • kieran

    27 made me laugh so much I farted

    Oh and buzzbee you just made the queen cry

    • DeRaNgEd


  • guielmo

    #9 think she might have also knee problems

    • guielmo

      wrong post =) go back to FLBP, much better than this =)

  • Chalk

    Yo B)

  • An Average Chiver

    #3 gives me the hugest boner. fap fap fap fap fap fap fapf fap

    • Short Bus All Stars

      …get help … even though you are kidding … still…. get help

      • An Average Chiver

        seems legit like a boss.

        • The Chivery

          have passionate intercourse with me.

          • An Average Chiver

            as long as you're a fellow obese neck-beard who sucks John and Leo's cocks for World of Warcraft subscriptions, challenge accepted.

            • Billy

              Jealous much?

  • Jack_LeMac

    #26 Need one of these at my apartment complex

  • hahaha

    #17 Soup for Chivettes.

    • The Chivery

      yup. i'm a huge slut…so "noodles", catch my drift? see what i did there?

      • Billy


        • Boom!

          hahahaha me neither…

  • MidwestChiver

    #6 what in the world oh that is not right unsee

  • thenwhat

    #6 But without that the brown nosing pussy worshiping have nothing to do in life.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    This comment has been pondered upon and subsequently deleted by an administrator.

    • Stan_Dalone

      Thank you administration

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        You're the new BIll75, aren't you?

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • Stan_Dalone

          You're an idiot

        • BIll57

          no, i'm still alive and kickin'. rough weekend with all the "faaping" as you kids like to call it oops i used a period in the previous sentence i had to shave my backhair so my toenail fungus is out of control the chivery andm e browsed chive all wknd iin my room (been in this same room for 64+ year) aand even invited another huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge chiver so we could do circle jerkk but he was away so my dad joined and weowaaaogjoiawe it as magic.

    • Nead Diggers

      The best thing about this post and it got deleted…………….

      • Eh.

        Not that I'm against Freedom of Speech… But change your Fucking Screen name.
        Come out from behind the keyboard and talk shit.
        A White Guy in Canada

        • Fasteddy14

          Cause everybody knows the world is intimidated by white guys from Canada…

          • The Chivery

            there's good penis in canada

        • Chico_Bandito


          An Inuit Hoser in Canada… eh

  • Iam_Dave

    What's a poor elephant to do then?
    Sounds like fun. WTF?
    Good Point!

  • chrisdg74

    #13 – Seems legit.

    • tps

      Maryland Ave, 1 block south of UW-Milwaukee

      • The Chivery

        breats???? ewwww…they're llike, so squishy and stuff…

      • ballsballsninja

        Milwaukee what up!

  • http://www.facebook.com/schepenssam Sam Schepens

    #2 Like if you do get it

    • http://www.facebook.com/frankthetankt1 Frank A. Alvarado

      this isn't YouTube take that to the darkest part of hell and die…

    • DoucheMcFuckstain

      yeah….we get it…just not very funny.

      • James

        Yeah, I actually worked there in high school…the sausage was typically green when we put it on the pizzas….not really so fresh. Nice try though. Interestingly enough…that building is really old and the basement used to be a speakeasy during prohibition.

  • Emil89

    #18 So I need to eat the toilet paper before I use it? Well that's inconvenient.

    • Fasteddy14

      Just eat the whole roll and your ass becomes self cleaning…

  • patov40

    #3 Thats where my mom works.

    • The Pict

      Sorry, but I have to ask…… Would she be the nut or the butt of the place?

  • its_forge

    Am the original Pedo Bear. B)

    • The Chivery

      young penis is okay too, i guess but i prefer the dry-aged at least 35 years


    #13 Legendary.

  • Tony

    Horton Hires A Ho……

    • The Pict

      You have just achieved awesome.

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