It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (31 Photos)

  • NebraskaGuy

    #22 JACKPOT!!!

  • Logan

    #5 MARRY ME?

    • Ha.Ha.

      in 3 years, her tits will sag beyond recognition and she will have gained at least 15 lbs – definitely a Kirstie Alley in the making, but with gigantic boobs.

      • ROK247

        so what? you could have her episodes of firefly playing on the tv while you bang her from behind. fucking win.

    • ChairmanMeowz

      these snozberries taste like snozberries

      • Don Parsons

        She would probably know.

    • Anon

      She's fake on so many levels. Those tits are implants and her hair isn't even naturally red. GTFO of here with that shit.

      • BAGoatGruff

        Bad news delivery for Anon

        -Knockin' them trolls back under the bridge (mom's basement)

  • obviouspic

    #4 He must be a chiver.

    • MAX_POW

      and you must be gay…(not that i have anything against them)

      • Undershooter30

        He must like twilight

        • The Chivery

          Well he can't be a true Chiver if he doesn't. That's why nearly every post on The Chive features something mentioning Twilight, because the only thing more awesome than The Chive is Twilight.

          Chive on!

          • Ha.Ha.

            shut up

            • The Chivery

              Chive on, my fellow flaming Chiver!

    • foiwkn

      nah, he isn't nearly obese or douchy enough. and he's not on his knees kissing that chicks' ass.

      • Malkintosh22

        So say we are pathetic. What does that make you for spending all your time making that clear to us?

        • foiwkn

          willing to admit it, unlike the rest of you.

        • AnthonySyl

          as he is also posting wouldn't that make him a chiver as well?

    • @ScottCO09

      With steroids like that, this guy must have negative testicles. Thus disproving the caption.

      • JPV310

        so by that statement someone who had testicular cancer (like lance armstrong) can not FAP?

        the penis doesn't shrink dumbass, thus disproving your statement

    • Antony

      you know's shes a tranny, right?

  • kinkade11

    #13 …Just had to laugh at this one!

    • derp

      Caveman on the left drew it, caveman on the right wrote "first"…

    • Sick

      damn hipster cavemen…

  • Thom Stokman

    #23 I would totally watch that… But not the bluray version though

  • icanseesluts

    #24 She is a Chivette.

    • MAX_POW

      and you must be lesbian…. (again, not that i have anything against them…seriously, i don't)

      • Not Paula

        I am a lesbian…..

        • BIll57


      • MAX_POW

        lol…love when people don't get it.

    • 02f398

      she's obviously not a chivette. a chivette would have fewer cloths on.

      • BIll57

        …says the guy who comes to this site and enjoys the girl posts. herb.

  • Alexis


  • fletch

    #18 is something we should all get behind

    • Shawn

      I see what you did there 😉

      • chapstick

        anal sex is good for me cause my penis is the size of a chapstick

        • cubanitagirl

          omg lmao

          • chapstick

            that's right baby. you like?

            • Trollhunter

              Chapstick = honest troll.

              • Ashley Mayfield-cowan

                if he's being honest, is he really a troll?

                • Brother Maynard

                  No. Trollhunter's just an idiot.

                  • cubanitagirl


            • cubanitagirl


              • cubanitagirl

                yeah, i only like huge penises.

                • Jen

                  then you're on the wrong site…..

        • The Chivery

          You are the embodiment of what it means to be a Chiver.

          Chive on!

          • The Chivery

            stop coming to this site, troll who named himself "The Chivery", is on this site multiple times a day, and bashes it. you're such a fucking tool.

            • The Chivery

              Whatever do you mean? I'm a proud Chiver representing his Chive spirit. Go troll elsewhere.

              Chive off.

              • chapstick

                my penis is hard now, and it is still the size of a chapstick

                • The Chivery

                  what3ver the size, it's ok. i love penis of all sizes. come to 675 harriet lane in wichita, ks i'll be waiting for you baby

                  • The Chivery

                    No, other Chivery. I only have sex with other Chivers(that way I can be certain that it will be the length of a thimble, at most).

                    Chive on!

                    • chapstick

                      neither of you is really the chivery, you are both liars, you should be ashamed. At least I am honest about my little burts bees cock

                    • The Chivery

                      i think we should compare penis sizes

                      compare on!

    • Keith_D

      I can get behind it

      If she'll let me…

  • fletch

    oh yeah and FIRST!

    • +.+


  • jaynecobb2

    #25 jackpot

    • Master_Rahl

      I dig me some chicks with junk in their trunk… not ON it. Some things cannot be unseen.

    • The Chivery

      I am a huge chiver and i love to engulf penii. That's right, multiple – lots of them, sometimes at the same time.

    • Jen

      i was saying the other day about how you could fit a pencil between the bottom fold of a girl's ass against the back of the leg and that it would stay. i didn't mean this.

  • abacusgirl

    #21 Proof there will soon only be 2 classes of people….

    • JPV310

      yeah the eloi and morlocks; H.G. Wells said so

  • SockMoney17

    #22 Exactly!

  • patov40

    #10, #18, #22 – Troll moms?

    • patov50


      • Undershooter30

        You may be getting thumbs down for that but I'm hoping #18 is a chivette

      • 02f398

        maybe(they need to attenetion-whore more to be certain).

  • watchagonnado

    #27 She must be one of those skanks who post semi nude pics on the internet for attention.

    • Mike

      Wierd, she doesn't look like your mom…

      • Not Paula

        No, but she sure does perform like her!

      • Mike`s Mom

        Where the hell are my panties you perv ?

      • Mike's Dad

        No, but she does look like yours.

    • patov40

      Or one of those guys who fawns over them in real life, gets shot down like an Iranian Air Force pilot, then makes lame comments about them on a popular web site. I'M A GOD ON THE INTERNET!!!!! ^_^

      • Foosbah

        the hell's wrong with you? take some prozac and calm down….

        • patov40

          Worried about troll feelings? Why? They're not going away so you might as well have some fun with them. It's not like I'm picking on some mentally challenged person. Oooooohhh……….

          • The Chivery

            well, i'm a retard so if you ever need to feel better about yourself making fun of my kind, i don't mind at all. have at it.

          • The Chivery

            wanna get together and have retarded butt-sex?

  • patov40

    I have no other friends except the awesome chivers and the classy chivettes. Love you guys so much.

    • Trollhunter

      "My life is so pathetic I have to steal someone else's, on the internet, which isn't actually real, which makes me a complete nobody. Anyone seen my Prozac?"

    • Mike

      If this is true, get off of your computer and go down to the local bar. Buy some people drinks, play some darts (you don't have to be good) and don't come back until you have talked to at least 10 people. Then repeat weekly. Seriously I am not trying to make fun of you, just don't drink to much and you will be fine meeting people and as a benefit you will be able to get some friends that would actually know who you are if they passed you on the street.

      • Fail Mike

        that obviously wasn't the real patov40. I lost a few IQ points reading your last post.

        • Mike

          No, you lost a few IQ points when you you replied to his post.

  • Friedchicken25

    Anacortes Wa

  • theonehodge

    #4 Please note, there are also large breasts in this picture.

    • NebraskaGuy

      Good call!

    • lonin

      Captain Jackoff and his plastic girlfriend.

  • loserxresol


    Ping as well 😡

    • mer

      I would like to 1+ this; but no one would care.

    • Logan MacKinnon

      nickelback concert.

      • Red

        come up with your own shit.

  • Friedchicken25

    First, maybe.

  • AssClown

    #15 Diablo 3 beta invite to me?

    • Pokepoke

      envy, i has it

  • its_forge

    #18 I love teens ,every lonely creepy old guy does.That`s why we visit this site.

    • The Chivery

      do you want to be friends? i'm pathetic and miserable too.

    • its_forge

      ^^ not me = ) not that I really give a fuck

      • Niow

        really? sounds just like you…..

  • patov40`s Dad

    I love incest. ❤

    • Trollhunter

      Sad, loser troll clone is sad. 😦

    • The Chivery

      me too! wanna find out if we're related so it makes our gay sex hotter than it already is, DADDY?

  • NebraskaGuy

    #10 Paula's bathroom and her toilet paper 😉

  • chapstick

    My penis is the size of a chapstick

  • bkfrijoles

    #29 seriously cheese?

    • Master_Rahl

      I've been known to throw a bologna sandwich from a moving vehicle. It also had cheese… does that count?

    • Kodos

      must be a Wisconsin thing…

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