Ladies, I’ve seen your future and there are lower back problems in it (36 Photos)

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  • AngryBrownAsianMan

    #17 Challenge Accepted!

    • Brother M.


      • DoomsDayDub

        Or people taking pics in public restrooms….classy!

    • The Chivery

      can you come warm me up after you're done with her? i need penis.

      • Ed Wood

        Wow. The only thing more pathetic than trolls are people who troll trolls.

    • Darkside

      Everytime I see her on the interwebs, I text her 'you're everywhere on the net TT…good shit!' Google her, Tanya Tardiff.

      p.s. she smells like sunshine and loves sports and other guy friendly shit.

      • Darkside

        Lmao. @ the -3

  • cooperman

    'There are'. …Not 'their are'.
    Grammar Troll.

    • patov40

      Could've also meant "they're our". :)

      • indifference

        Only if you are referring to some form of subterranean troll language.

        • Brother Maynard

          He's one of the biggest trolls on this site, so he probably is.

          • The Chivery

            can i get some consideration for this award? i like chode too, which should put me over the top!

            • Brother Maynard

              No, and you're not the real Chivery or funny.

  • Jesper Jessen

    'their are lower back problems in it' ..?!

    come on, Chive, you can do better than that..!

    • iknowitall

      No the rednecks cant.

    • SpellCheck

      You are wrong, Jesper – the statement is correct exactly the way it is!

      Go back to school and learn this for yourself.

      Because if you don't, THERE ARE going to be spelling problems for you later in life!

    • William Teach

      Good Lord, The Chive puts up 36 photos of lovely ladies with big hooters, and you're complaining about a misspelling in the headline? Seriously, who really reads the headline?

      • hMMMM

        people who are literate, and take pride in our language. As far as I'm concerned, "their" and "there" (along with countless numbers of other common grammar mistakes) shouldn't be confusing AT ALL if you've had some kind of English education in the past. It's elementary to the point where it should be second-nature to everyone.

        • Christian Lander

          Stuff White People Like #99, Grammar

          White people love rules. It explains why so they get upset when people cut in line, why they tip so religiously and why they become lawyers. But without a doubt, the rule system that white people love the most is grammar. It is in their blood not only to use perfect grammar but also to spend significant portions of time pointing out the errors of others.

          When asking someone about their biggest annoyances in life, you might expect responses like “hunger,” “being poor,” or “getting shot.” If you ask a white person, the most common response will likely be “people who use ‘their’ when they mean ‘there.’ Maybe comma splices, I’m not sure but it’s definitely one of the two.”

          If you wish to gain the respect of a white person, it’s probably a good idea that you find an obscure and debated grammar rule such as the “Oxford Comma” and take a firm stance on what you believe is correct. This is seen as more productive and forward thinking than simply stating your anger at the improper use of “it’s.

          Another important thing to know is that when white people read magazines and books they are always looking for grammar and spelling mistakes. In fact, one of the greatest joys a white person can experience is to catch a grammar mistake in a major publication. Finding one allows a white person to believe that they are better than the writer and the publication since they would have caught the mistake. The more respected the publication, the greater the thrill. If a white person were to catch a mistake in The New Yorker, it would be a sufficient reason for a large party.

          Though they reserve the harshest judgment for professional, do not assume that white people will cast a blind eye to your grammar mistakes in email and official documents. They will judge you and make a general assessment about your intelligence after the first infraction. Fortunately, this situation can be improved if you ask a white person to proof read your work before you send it out. “Hey Jill, I’m sorry to do this, but I have a business degree and I’m a terrible writer. Can you look this over for me?” This deft maneuver will allow the white person to feel as though their liberal arts degree has a purpose and allow you to do something more interesting.

          Don’t worry, it is impossible for a white person to turn down the opportunity to proofread.

          • its_forge

            Right, tired of this fucking horse shit now.

    • Bill

      lolol. Just saw stacey keibler in a post on Forgot all about her, and how hot she is. Clooney that stud is bangin her now

  • mcsgwigga

    #16 is simply glorious

    • theonehodge

      The only thing better than boobs is wet/sweaty boobs….

    • Slade Garrison

      Kind of looks like the pornstar April O'Neil

      • Dan Scapusio

        Model named Claudia Sampedro. Google and enjoy.

        • jimbojones

          Why was this marked down? He's right.

          • )(J42

            because no one cares.

    • vinhbanh
      blondes are better than sweaty boobs ;)

    • TWON925

      we have to get this young lady her own post #16 MOAR!!

  • Corb

    "You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies." -Zap

    • Kris

      "If I said 'you had a beautiful body' would you take your clothes off and dance around a little?"

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #13 #18 i miss summer already

    • busted

      like u ever saw these kinds of chicks, summer or not…who u kiddin monkey?

    • lokito4u

      they are all BEAUTIFUL, but #18 did it for me….

    • @valorikx221

      #13 allison angel?

    • Bill

      lolol. Just saw stacey keibler in a post on Forgot all about her, and how hot she is. Clooney that stud is bangin her now

  • Alf

    #34 Jessica Jane Clement is unreal

    • phuphu

      Thats because she dyed her hair, got lip injections and fake tits…
      She's hot because she's unreal, but thats ok. she was out of my league even before the work…

  • Dan

    #6 Why couldn't she be sitting there like that in the evening at my place when I get home?!

    • Dan's Dad

      because your mom doesn't allow anyone to visit you in the basement after 6 pm.

      • Dan

        Fuck, this site is infested with trolls anymore.

        • Dan`s Mom

          Stop browsing lame douchebag sites Dan or else i will cancel your World of Warcraft subscription.

        • Cuz it do

          hey, we need someone to offset the obnoxious fan-wanking of the chive cock-suckers. might as well be trolls.

          • coulditbe

            you only got thumbs down because you are absolutely right. too bad most people that read comments fall under that category

    • Anywho

      Because you don't play soccer

    • patov40

      Trolls out in FORCE this morning! LOL! xD

      • The Chivery

        I am not trolling, I am merely seeking some lunchtime cock. anyone?

        • BIll57

          Sure, if you like old balls and a 5-year plans.

  • Dan

    #14 Holy fuck!

    • SheriffPablo

      Corissa Furr Google it up

    • Kyle


    • fabio


    • Rodney Safefield

      she had 1 big titty, and 1 little titty so we called the bitch biggie smalls…

      • JROC

        chappelle for life

    • @HarlemsFinest7

      I thought the same thing…

      • Niggher Beater

        that's because you're a filthy nig.

        • Guest Commenter


  • Drew

    #3 the water makes her toes look huge

    • An Average Chiver

      if you were looking at her toes, i have some bad news for you…..i and the rest of the people who say this are unoriginal closet-cases who stick cucumbers up our asses.

    • someone else

      oh please find her

    • James

      Uh….I never saw her toes until you mentioned them.

    • ChiverMeTimbers

      Drew I thought it was funny. Do not let all the "you know how I know your gay" comments that are sure to come get you down OK?

    • nathan

      i agree. those huge toes will help support her. her back might be ok!

    • The Chivery

      sometimes, when i can't find a dick to suck, i just try to find toes to give me that same, tingly, erotic feeling in my stomach. anyone else?

    • rico

      could be jana defi ?

  • moose

    13 is a pro sometimes known as alison angel…does a lot of work with lia19….google it

    • Your Name Here

      She's probably not the only "pro" on display.

  • tommybhoy

    #26 Is insanely cute

    • kinkade11


      • Lex

        Melissa Debling. Google here!

    • Alf

      If only you got burds like that at Parkhead…

  • The Bandit

    #27..hehe…she looks like a lot of fun!
    #5 #14 #29 …were hot too!


      #27 is Penny Mathis

    • Shadow

      japanese girl is Kana Tsugihara

  • Zzz

    #1, #32 eastern europe's summer is over, wanna jump in

    • Chase

      #32 Looks like Alice goodwin

  • ABCdario

    Just search for Hannah Owens and enjoy it

    Ashley Salazar

  • Elusha

    how do i know you're gay? you spell check on FLBP page

  • kinkade11

    #23 She looks like a lot of fun

    • Dan

      I think her name is Lindsay Matway. She's beautiful.

      • kinkade11

        Thanks.. and yup she definitely is.

    • BIll57

      sort of looks like my daughter

      • TrueDatStory

        Pics or gtfo

      • Boris

        You've got the strangest boner right now.

    • honest guv

      'cept the boob further away is bigger than the closer one.

      • Lindsay Matway

        I received a FB message from a friend telling me that he saw my picture on here today, so I thought I would stop by and say hello :) This picture is from my VERY FIRST photoshoot 4 years ago! Funny that it is still being posted! Thank you for the complements though! :) XOXO btw honest guv… they are def the same size… lol, trust me, I've felt em!

        • Brandon

          I think you may need some supporting evidence to back you up. Let me feel them and I will verify to everybody you are telling the truth!! LOL You are very beautiful.

          • Red

            typical desperate, suck-up Chiver.

            • Brandon

              Oh yeah, I volunteered to touch a hot girls boobs… I'm sooo desperate. You're a typical loser who judges people he doesn't even know. Enjoy your shitty life…

            • Brandon

              Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with my mom's vibrator.

  • bngn3000

    #35 If only that were true

    • Stan_Dalone

      may not be safe anywhere, but that kind of danger I could live with

      • The Chivery

        what a gay comment. i like.

  • kinkade11

    #36 She looks like she needs some serious fun

    • Tuff GUy

      If you cut the pic off at the bottom to where only half of her foot is being shown, it looks like a penis being inserted. Hehe

      • vince

        Her foot looks like a man's foot. ew

        • 02f398

          i was thinking the same thing.

      • The Chivery

        penis??? WHERE!?!?!? I MUST HAVE SOMEEEEEEE

  • BIll57

    Why dont you start posting real porn chive ? Make the nerds happier.

    • (&w

      because then they'll start bitching about how they can't look at chicks in their underwear while they're slacking off at work.

    • The Chivery

      the point of this site is that it's a photoblog. you are such a fucking moron.

    • Dex

      Because there's already eleventy billion sites that do that.

  • Chalk

    Hi B)

  • Average Chiver

    Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap

    • The Chivery

      HAHAHAHA you are so funny, wanna get together and bash on teh Chive together? we'll be two guys that visit the chive all the time, met through the chive, but are not chivers! we are going to have so much fun, just the two of us, browsing old posts of the chive and making fun of them! it's gonna be great!!!

  • guielmo

    #9 think she might have also knee problems

    • Randyflagg

      Nah, she's a Draenei; that's normal.

  • patov40

    I cant get it up. :(

    • Lex

      Maybe you need a stepladder?

    • dexter

      that's what your hand is for! ;D

    • The Chivery

      I WILL HELP YOU!!!!!!

      Challenge Accepted. I love a good challenge, I hope your erectile dysfunction is an ongoing problem, b/c i love good challenges.

  • itsmeagain

    Where are the regular sluts …i mean chivettes ? We like looking at semi nude pics of REAL women.

    • Cuz it do

      "real women" is just slang for "ugly chicks". A lot of Chivers say things such as "I only go for girls who don't wear makeup" as if they somehow have a choice in the matter. They'll all sit around telling one another that they prefer girls who don't match up to the media-induced standards of what contemporary society considers beauty. The sad thing is, after this make-me-feel-better-about-only-being-able-to-score-with-fat-chicks circlejerk comes to an end, they descend back into their basements in order to spend their evening jacking off to 10s.

      • patov40

        How do you know so much about me ? Stalker !

        • patov40

          Silly troll. Everyone knows I would accept no substitutes for the Chive's leafy-green cock up my ass. B)

      • Pat

        You're right, however, I'd take a little bit more of natural lower back problems….too much fake in here!

        • Stan_Dalone

          I could be wrong, but #3 and #11 look somewhat au natural

          • hipsterbgone

            lets get a picture of Paula's ugly tits on here.. that natural enough for ya?

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