Let’s hope drugs were involved in the decision to get these tattoos (30 photos)

  • USAF


    Wow…Just when I thought I've seen it all

    • NoUse4aNAme

      Scumbag Steve got a new tattoo?

    • Scadouche

      Scumbag Steve got a scumbag sleeve!

    • NotPaula

      We have.

    • Ranger Rick

      You sir, are an idiot

  • Da_Boz

    #29 for those wanting this spot!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

      I see what you did there

    • patov40

      Not as good as "The Most Interesting Man" first the other day, but still, quality. Kudos to you sir!

      • freddy

        What did this "Interesting man" post say

        • patov40

          Check the DMA from Friday, 9/23. Worth the time.

    • KPen14

      Holy shit!! I've seen this guy! haha

  • http://Homes4Men.com Stafferty

    #28 Aren't those facing the wrong way too?

    • Captain Obvious

      I think you are correct.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      that's a creative way of ruining a hot bod

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      NSFW front view: http://bit.ly/fTtVEr

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • http://Homes4Men.com Stafferty

        You, ma'am, are the vilest of human being and top 5 for trolls. I had hopes goddammit.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          aWWWW, c'mon, you know me!
          Let's do some karate some time.

          – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
          — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

          • http://Homes4Men.com Stafferty

            It was generally worth the risk for her. However, there will be no Karate. I also refuse any "Kung-Fu Fighting" where the kicks are sub lightning speed.

      • Lawndart

        I love you for this.

    • superpooper

      They found Stan!

    • bored at work

      No they aren't, but it isn't enough 'rib cage' to determine if its oriented correctly. But its sure isn't anatomically correct.

    • Lucas

      Moar please #28

    • Paul

      Guess being shot in a mirror makes doesnt mean anything…

  • http://dbdesignco.com bisketz

    #27 and #28 are cool.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      #28 NSFW front view: http://bit.ly/fTtVEr

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • keef

      lol i think they had the same mindset you did…why don't you get one similar and you can be featured.

  • kinkade11

    #18 I have to say that's a pretty awesome tattoo on the neck.

    • Da_Boz

      Will take him pheasant hunting…

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I think so too. It really clicks with the mohawk.
      Extra points if this guy's name is Moe.

    • superpooper

      nah that is gross! Look at his hand too!

    • Kyle

      I kinda like it – I've seen a pic with his hair grown in…its interesting. looks like a birds just crawling outta his scalp. I like the hand tattoo too and i think the line on his ear is cool.

  • born2chive

    #19 MOAR!!

    • Guest

      Its a dude.

    • qwert

      dont know if youre talking about the weed or the boobs… but i say YES

      • hMMMM

        …in both cases, a male would be disastrous here.

    • Malkintosh22

      There's plenty of boobs on the internet. You can find better.

  • iambigd42

    #29 That will go over great when he's in County lockup. No! Fuck You!

    • virtuoso09

      He has a bright future at AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Auto Repair some day.

  • http://twitter.com/thetaletwister @thetaletwister

    #28 is a win..tht's all..

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=753494637 Kristen Rose

      YEAH! that's kinda cool.. Still wouldn't get it though.

    • Rkdon

      Its facing the wrong way, if you see clearly.

  • Kenai

    #26 belongs in a wtf post

    • guesty

      i suppose it's a fake as it is a designed Corbis image (rights managed by the way 🙂

  • figurefour

    #7 is funny in a "as long as it's not me" kinda way.

    • SkyVader

      Super glad for the crop feature in Photoshop right now.

      • Average Chiver

        i'm not. i need to fap!

        • The Chivery

          i'll come help!

          • Average Chiver

            ok, but you may not be able to see/touch/feel it, it is rather small…

      • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

        Yeah this is only clever if the guy is not hung like a mouse.

    • teh dude

      How will this guy ever get laid again.
      And even if he does, the girl will know he is lying…

      Lose lose

  • thebadone

    #24 Chive meet up.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Yakuza Chive Too

    • Broseph Stalin

      Yeah I have a feeling you do not want to fuck with any one of these people…

    • PeleMAN420

      Anyone else notice Kim Jong wearing his manssiere in there?

      • Psymon Gallows

        The Yakuza is Japanese…

    • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

      #24 – not a good idea to fuck with these fellas.

      • jimmy

        i didn't know that females could be yakuza

        • draaven

          Now you know.
          And you thought so only because of Hollywood.

          • Bruno

            Yakuza. Respect.

  • ISU Birds

    #29 Solid decison making.

  • patov40

    #29 That`s me !

  • iseeevrythin

    So many regular chivers in those pics.

    • The Chviery

      Nah, they're too cool to be Chivers.

      Chive on!

  • heywazzup

    i think #6 is pretty funny too ! well u have to love ur daughter though

    • shotime122

      #6 is the best tattoo I have ever seen!

      • Surgere

        Seriously…as a father, this pic belongs in a "Best tattoo decisions ever" post.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000430036420 D.j. Droneburg

          Totally agree, it's funny i planned on doing something similar. Just gotta wait for my little girl to get a little older.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      it seems like a really sweet gesture
      …until you see the expression on his daughter's face

    • Fasteddy14

      I know he loves her and all…but he could have waited until her drawings didn't suck.

    • dave

      Would've been better to let the daughter choose the subject of the tattoo and let an artist put some quality work on him. Instead he has a tat that looks like a 5 yr old did it which is bad even if it is his daughter.

  • Nick

    the ratio of stupid tattoos to tunnels is astounding

  • heywazzup

    #19 & #28 are just WIN! Weed + Boobs damn..

  • Iam_Dave

    That will get you the job! YEAH!

    • amrith777

      Yes,Mr. Fuck You man,–I WOULD like fries with that!

    • Hoagmeister

      Probably has a job…running cocaine across the border up his ass in a condom.

  • chiveasaurus

    weak post, topped of with some weak sauce. on a plate of suckabagadicks.

    • The Chivery

      Welcome to The Chive!

      Chive on!

      • The Chivery

        i will come suck your dick if you want!

  • Yeaaah

    #14 Das Auto!!!

    #19 best tats ever.

    • Guibombe

      Did you mean best tits ever?

  • ss396maxx

    #29 The last words he hears anyone speak Hey daddy … meet my new boyfriend.

  • 420

    #19 find her!

  • MissChris

    I think #27 is kinda cool. Well done anyway. The color really pops.

    • Fasteddy14

      Ha…Was thinking exactly the same thing…colors are cool.

      • Davinport

        Pube beards are cool

  • qwert

    #5 …clearly

    • Oooops

      would've been better if it was misspelled too.

  • jpp407

    #24 fuck being part of the Yakuza. Traditional armour tattoo's are pretty amazing though.

    • jpp407

      also, Looks like 'kim jon il' with titt's in the centre.

      • josh

        i lol'd….it def does

      • Bongzilla420


      • Fasteddy14

        LOL!!! You deserve the first post spot for that!

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