Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • http://www.facebook.com/eugenepark6 Eugene Park

    #6 Yessssssssssssssss! and o HI

    • DeDav

      Really fighting that urge to say first huh?

    • Tom

      I'm in love!

    • Lazy asses

      Damn Chive you are getting lazy 9 of these pictures was on Izismile yesterday.

      • Lazy buttcheeks

        Damn Chive you are getting lazy 9 of these pictures was on the internets yesterday.

    • chapstick

      #14 AHHHHHHHHH my tiny chapstick sized cock is throbbing!!!!

  • bngn3000

    #10 and all over the poop deck

  • tommybhoy

    #11 Perfect way to deal with these 'planking' asshats!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

      thank you so much Dwight ;D

  • JAS

    #13 looks so yummy

    • (*403

      fuckin' fat-ass Americans……

      • John Leo


        • Niihi

          also agree.

      • JAS

        I'm 6'0 and 165. Yep, a real fatass here.

        Ignorant douche.

    • DOH!

      Someone had a wake n bake session this morning lol

    • Colin

      that looks fucking disgusting.

      • hMMMM

        yes, would like to see it after it's done being grilled

    • pdt_1137

      o it is so yummy… top it off with some chef boyardee ravioli and its even better!

    • KyleGamgee

      If I were high I would be all about this.

    • AnthonySyl

      fried, not grilled. and boxed mac & cheese sucks

  • http://www.writesomethingfunny.com trboerger

    nothing to see here officer … #14

    • Stan_Dalone

      Distribu— what?

    • The Guy

      At least they have character. By the looks of that fender in the rear view, you are either driving a H3 Hummer or a Jeep Compass, either way the joke is on you Jack for driving a main stream bucket.

      • ruffestneckaround

        A Caprice with stupid sized rims has character? ugh…

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=900785222 Frédéric Purenne

        Those aren't characters, they are rims. Learned to spell!

        And it's uglier than any stock car out there…

  • Benny Maltese

    #18 yuck!!!
    #22 LOL!!

    • cubicman


      • Stan_Dalone

        everybody's party girl

      • Wi4eh


    • http://www.facebook.com/theloudestchiselbreaking Cameron Caughtinapurseseine James

      Your comments are so insightful. Like Williams or Pound, you capture emotion on a visceral level with such minimal language.

  • Jerry

    I want to be there.

  • Connah

    #1 #13

    • Anti-Paula

      hahaha #20 too mate!

      • Ha.Ha.

        get your "mate" bullshit outta here

        • _*_

          especially if he's american(same thing for americans saying "cheers" instead of "bye". pretentious fucks).

          • Anti-Paula

            i'm sorry, i missed the part where chivers weren't allowed to be aussie…

            • Kent09wu

              that's why he' typed "especially if he's american". dumb ass.

              • Amurrca

                that's why you like dicks. asshat.

  • HSoup


    Let me hold that for you…

    • dirtysteve99

      what a douche, im guessing this was right before the shitstorm.

  • MrAliasMan

    #15 Now thats what I call a ripe peach.

    • Stan_Dalone

      I'll take Buns for 300

    • R2G Fan

      Though I think it is just printed on the dress, that wouldn't keep me from following it for hours.

      • 0942

        your typical creepy, desperate Chiver.

        • dan

          Your typical douche that doesn't understand it's a joke and takes everything too seriously,

        • dden45

          So much anger.

          • Colin

            ……Who's angry?

  • karloz

    #6 gotta love Katy Cocktease

    • mooseknuckle907

      Can't help but love her

      • Jw2w

        listen to her music. that'll help.

        • Proy

          Well played sir!

  • Boris

    Yay first! Lol never doe that before.

    • http://www.TheChive.com Drewcifer

      yet another first FAIL people… calling first, is as bad as watching Twilight… that is all…

      • Max_Power

        That is poor on both your behalfs

      • Robert Plant

        another Chiver with a Twilight fixation. fucking faggots.

        • Dave Matthews

          And another troll harboring homosexual tendencies. Oh yeah, and your band was overrated.

          • Jobn

            i are seriousse cat. this are seriousse commant

    • patov40

      LOL, the trolls are a FORCE OF NATURE today!! Two days in a row, just a complete turd storm from their collective prolapsed anus. Guess that's what happens when they all get together (#14), except for one (#16) who had to take his lap top to the Apple Store. (And just because I know you all hate it….) Chive on!! xD

      • Kit

        Are you…..on something?

        • patov40

          Too much? Eh, they have fun being trolls, I have fun pointing out how pathetic they are. I just don't get their "humor" I guess. Not a fan of haters.

          • patov40

            i've never trolled you before (i've only trolled Jen, Average Chiver, The Chivery and BIll57 thus far), but I think you're next on the list (even though you already have a few). you're just a retard, and you have it coming.

            • patov40

              Hey honey, at this point, what's one more? I only care enough to make comments back. It's just a silly website. Why so serious? 🙂

            • The Chivery

              You never trolled me. Everything you've typed is an outstanding example of what it means to be a true Chiver.

              Chive on!

              • John

                what the fuck does trolling mean

  • beat rice

    #12 Those things always pissed me off in super mario

    • Lawndart

      Only 19,999 missing now.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Goooood Moooorning Chivers & Chivettes! #2 Why is a pic of my car funny? Chive admins are weird.

    Anywaysies: today is my: ❤ BIIIIIIAAAAAAAARRHARHARTHDAY!<3
    My gift to you: the lingery pic Lauren quickly withdrew after complaints of her parents: http://bit.ly/rjOoIJ

    Meow, what do you have for me?

    – the one you love to hate

    • beat rice

      An addition to your passenger seat

    • cubicman

      I've got a big kiss for You my love… Happy birthday anyway :-*

    • Stan_Dalone

      so what are you the 2,340 year old troll

    • J_Dub

      Godamnit… don't fall for the LG pic, it's a TRAP!!!

      you win again Paula

      • Stan_Dalone

        you would think by now you would learn not to go to any of the links she posts

        • J_Dub

          one day I'll learn, but unfortunately that was not today.

          to my defense she normally doesn't fuck around when it comes to LG…

          • Stan_Dalone

            you don't need to defend yourself from me.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            You got that last part right! Here's a nice reward for you dear (nsfw'ish): http://bit.ly/ogueJ7

            – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
            — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

            • Davinport

              I fell for the first link too. 😦
              "reward" pic was much better! Happy Birthday Paula_!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001597163874 Jorge Cubillo

      aaaawww ffaaaaak. happy bday bitch and only cuz you a Chiver!!!

      • Bluto

        Not its birthday. This form of post is made about every 4-6 weeks, and yet everyone still gets trolled.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


          – the one 416 years old by meow

    • idonthatepaula

      happy birthday Paula,.
      but i dont hate you..:(

  • iamconfused

    #8 – huh?

    • beat rice

      Little to no time to recharge your phone/laptop

  • Bruno

    #24 ok, now close the tray from over there

    • sil3nz


    • Trollin

      Pressing play on the remote will generally close the tray, or don't you own a cd player?

      • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

        What is this "cd player" you speak of?

    • the one and only

      good for this guy, he only spent god only knows how many hours trying to get this to work, leaving behind any sort of social life but he made a neat GIF!!. that CD is probably too scratched to work, have fun with the skipping. Remix!!

      • Jen

        actually, i heard it was his first try

        • JerkFace

          actually, I heard you are a whore

      • Joshua

        It was part of a video. CD's are a bit more durable than that. You never spent a day doing practically nothing? I highly doubt that.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Dermographicated Mike Page

      Easy. I created a shortcut that lets me open and close both my dvd and blu-ray drives. It's not that hard.

    • DrChimRichalds

      I can close it but I'll have to unzip my pants.

  • Guest

    #17 How the chive fanboys feel when you insult their precious site or its members.

    • Jen

      not quite. none of the Chivers are that handsome or in shape.

      • lonin

        You understand that by being here and trolling, you're both 'Chivers' too.

        • )(42798

          nope. someone who loves the chive is a chiver. someone who trolls the chive is a troll. not hard to figure out.

          • suckit

            yes, but to be a 'chiver' is much less pathetic than being a 'troll,' not hard to figure out

            • Juoknaw

              less pathetic is still pathetic. not hard to figure out.

    • Ryan

      I'll turn this goddamn bus around! That'll ruin your precious little field trip!

  • just browsing

    #14 Must be a Chive sausage fest.

    • Pwndu

      Or, you know, just another Tuesday for you, right?

    • The Chivery

      yayyyy another one! wanna join our treehouse gang? see a few posts before i have a thorough description of it

  • dashete

    #16 For when you want to express your inner doucheness with minimum effort.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=580533096 Daniel Collier

      The solution is a container of thermite placed on their hood and ignited, it burns through the engine and turns the car into a paperweight.

    • The Chivery

      Nah, it's much easier just to Chive.

      Chive on!

    • http://yourmom.com bob_your_uncle

      sorry not everyone is a fag and drives a compact

      • Short Bus All Stars

        so driving a Nitro is cool? I would have parked right behind them and leave a nice little note on the windshield that just simply said "oh no sir, …f*ck you"

      • the one and only

        not everyone is a fag and takes up two spots, dick. thats how you get your tires slashed and have expletives keyed in your hood

      • Mike

        Not everyone is a douche driving a cutesy POS, who obviously obtained their license from mailing in cereal box coupons. Was the Suzuki dealer sold out of Grand Vitaras, so you had to settle for that piece of crap??

  • Captnjack

    #1 It's Jamie from mythbusters tattooed on that guy's head!
    #17 "His name is Fat Bastard, he weighs a metric ton"

    • http://twitter.com/Sanja_Knez @Sanja_Knez

      #17 Billy Madison Fail.

  • ispkthetruth

    All i see here are a bunch of 20 something morally loose women fighting for the attention of the middle aged lonely lunatics who visit/love this site and the owners of chive take advantage of this situation. Chive on.

    • Pants

      You must be new, welcome to the internet.

    • Obadiaha

      And your problem is?

    • cubicman


      • Ohhhboy

        also agree.

        • John Leo


          • Colin


            • Johnny De Doobie


    • ely whitley

      You can see us? Holy sit! what am I wearing? go on! Should I stand up?… is this thing on?

    • Dirty Article

      That's ALL you see? You have a very specific myopia. And quite a lot of misdirected aggression.

      • patov40

        Projecting? Yeah, he's doing it. B)

  • The HUSS

    #11 THANK YOU

  • patov40

    I will fight for thechive and its members till i die…its my only aim in life.

    • Ed Wood

      you're not the real patov. the real patov is much gayer.

      • Davinport

        But not quite as daft and annoying as Bill57. That guy must have a chapstick sized dick!
        Oh, happy Birthday Paula_

  • Anonymous

    Chive I love u

  • bigcat72

    #20 looks damn good Just wish it had these buns #15

    • The_Dood

      I know what I'm having for lunch… and dessert when I get home too.

      • Jen

        cock sandwich followed by masturbation?

        • JensBoyToy

          *hold the bread

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