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September 27, 2011 |
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how can you hate working in a beer plant??? #6
lick the floor clean
because you probably can't drink on the job. It would be like working on a porn set, and having to refrain from whacking off.
is that Quinn Glass? I had so much free wine from there! hahah, I hated watchin those robots work and help them when one stupid bottle turn over…
They brew thousands of bottles of beer a day. I drink 45 and I'm the asshole.
#12 This left out some versions so it doesn't really apply.
Actually, for products marketed for home use, this list is complete. NT and 2000 were not meant for home use. A lot of lemmings bought 2000 for home, because, you know, 95 and 98 were named for years too, but it was not a home OS.
Where is Windows 2000 ? Fuck this shit !
talk about earning a "tip"
I just ordered Domino's too…damnit!
My pen is in the car. Be right back!
This work great at dairy queen.. "hey can I have a double fudge sundae with chopped penus on top"
… you just blame their shitty microphones
#16 Reminds me of Tom Wilson's "Stop asking me the question" song.
Heard that for the first time the other day. Hilarious! Thought the same thing for this.
#8 Why does it suck? Just adjust it, that's what you're getting paid for after all.
It's probably linked to what they actually do; I really doubt they get paid to draw graphs.
At least the chair was upgraded
probably looked at the chive at work lol
Your new office awaits – the stationary cupboard.
Whoever sent this in, I feel ya.
I lost my corner office, front side of the building, to our new ops manager. The guy is in the office 1-2days a week and spends all his time somewhere else when he's in town. I got in return a makeshift cubical in the back of the building.
#22 That doesnt make any sense.
It does…it's called "workception"
thank you, I read it twice, and still couldn't figure that shit out!
Thanks Chive! It only took me seven days to figure this shit out. New mission is to dump the "extra" numbers….
#17 I took pubic hair from my penis and put it on your pizza. Now pay up dickfuck!
You have hair on your penis? Eww.
who the fuck has visible hair on their penis?
Shit, mine would have a set of sideburns if i didnt keep up with it.
The effects of Chivin' too much at work
Yeah, next step is a bathrobe sitting on his couch.
#8 When I dip you dip we dip
Where the hell do you even begin? #3
Welcome to Telecom New Zealand…..Probably isnt but the last one I had to do looked just like it
first things first. you obtain a machete
an electrician's nightmare. Go forth brave lad and conquer
Meh, not that bad. Try a wall that looks like that and is 35 feet long.
Fix it with fire.
Lady Gaga is the most talented music artist today. deal with it.
The only thing about Lady Gaga that is artistic is the amount of Highlights magazines she has locked away at her 1-bedroom house.
But what does her sex life have to do with singing?
2 words ~~ Judas. Priest.
really, Paula?! you couldn't have used your own screen name to put this in the comments? lame
the "Paisley" tie? #7
OMG! NOT THE PAISLEY TIE! LMAO
It's a family heirloom ….
#24 – At least you got to keep the chair! LOLz
#3 Our phone closet at work looks much worse. And don't even get me started on our server racks.
#3 is not that bad, and it can be very nicely done.
#9 bp texas city’s cocker unit?…..not god when they see this!
#9 bp texas city’s cocker unit?…..not *good* when they see this!
Actually it's Tesoro…..
#15 i feel yeah
#7 It sounds like you're substituting "Chive" for "God" in that sentence. I like it.
Chive be praised.
Chive be praised indeed, let's start a revolution!! First Chive post, delighted it reached the FAIL section ……..
Yeah, work can suck sometimes, but just be happy that we have jobs. There are a LOT of people out there who aren't as fortunate. I know I thank my lucky stars I have a great job with a pretty darned good company!!!
And gosh darnet, people like me.
#24 Ummm yeah, we're gonna need you to just pack up your stuff and move down to the basement…
Beat me to it…bastard
OK, but I'm gonna need my stapler.
#20 Packer test? If so, they suck!
#3 Better grammar = better job? Just sayin'…
English is not my first language.
Then get the fuck out of here.
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