I hate my job (24 Photos)

because you probably can't drink on the job. It would be like working on a porn set, and having to refrain from whacking off.

is that Quinn Glass? I had so much free wine from there! hahah, I hated watchin those robots work and help them when one stupid bottle turn over…

They brew thousands of bottles of beer a day. I drink 45 and I'm the asshole.

Actually, for products marketed for home use, this list is complete. NT and 2000 were not meant for home use. A lot of lemmings bought 2000 for home, because, you know, 95 and 98 were named for years too, but it was not a home OS.

Where is Windows 2000 ? Fuck this shit !

talk about earning a "tip"

I just ordered Domino's too…damnit!

This work great at dairy queen.. "hey can I have a double fudge sundae with chopped penus on top"

… you just blame their shitty microphones

Heard that for the first time the other day. Hilarious! Thought the same thing for this.

It's probably linked to what they actually do; I really doubt they get paid to draw graphs.

At least the chair was upgraded

probably looked at the chive at work lol

Your new office awaits – the stationary cupboard.

Whoever sent this in, I feel ya.
I lost my corner office, front side of the building, to our new ops manager. The guy is in the office 1-2days a week and spends all his time somewhere else when he's in town. I got in return a makeshift cubical in the back of the building.

It does…it's called "workception"

Ask Xzibit

thank you, I read it twice, and still couldn't figure that shit out!

Thanks Chive! It only took me seven days to figure this shit out. New mission is to dump the "extra" numbers….

You have hair on your penis? Eww.

who the fuck has visible hair on their penis?

Yeah, next step is a bathrobe sitting on his couch.

Welcome to Telecom New Zealand…..Probably isnt but the last one I had to do looked just like it

first things first. you obtain a machete

Meh, not that bad. Try a wall that looks like that and is 35 feet long.

Fix it with fire.

The only thing about Lady Gaga that is artistic is the amount of Highlights magazines she has locked away at her 1-bedroom house.

But what does her sex life have to do with singing?

2 words ~~ Judas. Priest.

really, Paula?! you couldn't have used your own screen name to put this in the comments? lame

OMG! NOT THE PAISLEY TIE! LMAO

Actually it's Tesoro…..

Chive be praised indeed, let's start a revolution!! First Chive post, delighted it reached the FAIL section ……..

And gosh darnet, people like me.

Beat me to it…bastard

OK, but I'm gonna need my stapler.

English is not my first language.