I hate my job (24 Photos)

#3
That DMARK is clean compared to ANY I have to deal with!

#10, you can close it on the splash screen. Upper right corner on startup

#7 LOL reminds me of the time I popped a button on my pants at work. Got a needle and thead from one of the ladies in the office, locked my door and tried sewing it back on. Thought I did a pretty good job too til I went to stand up…

and found Id sewn my tie to my pants o.0

#24 When you intern at theCHIVE, you start at the last one, and stay there!

#10 Hey I know! Right-click that icon and select "Delete!"

Dumbass.

#23

Shouldn't the pants be red, as those are the southern 'merica states?

#3 wimp! Just cut wires make into big pile, sell for copper scrap

Then run ethernet if you haven't already to the VOIP phones you should have acquired. Set voice VLAN 5 on Cisco Unified Call manager (or 3CX) Boom! Done

Now you have a working VOIP system!

#17 Psh, casually slip the money into my hand or you don't get your fuckin' pizza.

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#2 Not Penny's Computer.

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#17 – Another good one: “Do not make direct eye contact while delivering”