Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • milo

    for the love of all things holy, make Ellen the Chivette of the Week tomorrow


    • Boom!

      I totally see what you did there, after faping of course…

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      HIJACK! Sorry Milo, but had to because those Chive admin asshats are sneakng in pics after the gallery was published already.

      #50: Happy Birthday John, for realsies! Big hug and a kiss right on the smacker!

      – Fucking admins, they left my name out. ASSHATS!!!1!

    • Chalk

      Hi B)

    • Dressedassheep

      +1 for Chivette of the Week!

    • BenCruz00

      I second this motion!!

    • Niggher Beater

      that love is blind and wrong. how could she love a black person? disgusting!

      • Niggher Beater


      • fuck you

        your a fucking asshole. a stupid sheltered undereducated asshole. Go to hell and fuck your self with a whole pineapple you stupid asshole

      • Grow Up

        The Most Bigoted Coward in the Universe:
        He doesn't always hold on to dated, ignorant mindsets…
        But when he does, he prefers to hide it in unrelated replies so no one sees them, and spell his hateful words incorrectly because he's not even man enough to slur with conviction.

    • Pants

      I;d agree if it wasn't for the poser glasses.

      • pokpo


    • jnfiv

      amaziing needs a feature. and 46 as well

      • Yea Yea

        #46 is Dylan and has been featured several times. Just search her.

        • -0l

          tell that bitch to get a life.

    • PleaseTRY

      #49… I have the most appropriate boner right now.

  • DanielB

    #47 Coolest dog ever

    • Shawn

      20th time this got reposted… and I still don't mind

      • BIll57

        how does a dog get any cooler than him? Simple it Don't

    • JAFitC

      The Force is strong with this one. . . .

      • Jen

        but the originality is weak with you.

  • wyfair

    This was an extra humpy hump DAR!!
    #6 #12 #32 #46 #45

    • Colin

      edit: "Lumpy" #45

      • wyfair

        ooops not sure how that slipped in there …

        • Blumpkin

          Easy. You're a subconcious chubby-chaser. Or you flat out love fat bitches.

          • wyfair

            I guess its a subconscious deal. There is flat out loving of fat bitches here.

      • ydodonutshave2die

        thats glowpinkstah shes a youtuber shes really funny

    • Hand of Fate

      Holy hell #46, very nice!

      • Yea Yea


        • ';.'


  • Mr. Wilson

    #6 BLIMEY!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Image search Norma Stitz, you're welcome.

      – the one you love to hate

      • y'know, cos sweating

        that's hot

      • o8wy


    • ruffestneckaround

      Not a Union Jack…but mega hot nonetheless!

  • ronnie


    • CO_MTN_GRL2

      You're a sphincter licker-

      Post hijack!

      PS. I want your babies :]

    • jeston23

      Yet still a douchebag

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1461284983 Ronniew Civella

      i guess sarcasm is just lost on you people.

  • JROC

    #14 lovin the dimples and #46 is un-real beauty

    • Yea Yea

      #46 is Dylan

      • please tell me

        DYLAN WHO???????????????????????

        • 98798

          Mr. Dylan Ed.

  • kinkade11

    #12 #32 #46 I love the Chive

  • AssClown

    #6 Who else wants to invade Britain…with a well placed "torpedo"?

    • NebraskaGuy

      Sign me up fo dat shit!

    • The Doctah

      I think wed all enjoy pillaging that british village…..find her

  • Not a redditor

    #34 give me a call, i'll make things right

    • equalizermax

      #2 No duck face please

    • CDCA

      Filthy favors performed at a discounted price.

      • Jak

        Haha, I see what you did there

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #43 Holy Hell Dear, you make my heart go too fast! Again!!

    Anywaysies: CHIVERS: YOU DID IT!! This is the last time I'll use the signature below.
    TODAY, you've managed to reach MY goal; over 10,000 views (by Chivers) of this photo of the lovely ❤ Lauren <3:
    twitpic.com/5q3g21. Well done asshats!!!1! Love ya!

    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    OH! And #29 is true: I have NOT been able to order one! EVER!!!1!

    • http://twitter.com/Pekito_RL @Pekito_RL

      Some trolls have all the luck…

    • Joe

      Wait a minute…..Paula….is….Lauren…..?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Ah, the slowest of the bunch just surfaced again!

        – the one you love to hate

      • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

        Not even close. I can't Chive for 90% of the day because of my job so that's proof enough.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Well hello there my love… <3<3<3 and party pooper!

          Congrats on the 10,000 views! You'll be famous one day! 😉

          – the one you love to hate

      • Steveystevesteve


    • Squids_in_my_top_hat

      I hope you never get one because you're a fucking idiot.

      • Mike

        Says the guy with the stupidest name ever.

    • Dolfan0925

      #29 why does my Bill Fucking Murray shirt have a tag? Are you selling me questionable quality wearz Chive???

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I am SO going to buy #29 if they ever feature the "Paula resistant" logo…

        – the one you love to hate

        • JstevensF

          Paula your infamy is outstanding. I remember back in the days before you plagued the comment section of just reading boring opinions, much like my post now. Honestly, your baiting of the stupid and chive-specific trolling (as opposed to cheap shots like "The Chivery" always attempts) is priceless.

    • K.C.

      Chive set a record today as well. Most reposting of pics done in one day!

  • Marsch


  • Morgan Freeman

    Too many frat guy jock douche bags commenting on the chive these days.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      You're not Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman loves theChive

      • Morgan Freeman

        I am Morgan Freeman, and Ive loved the chive since the beginning. I just don't like douche bags, and there seems to be a lot of them commenting on here lately.

        • Stan_Dalone

          proof needed

          • o8wy

            look no further than yourself.

            • Stan_Dalone

              trolling for attention I need proof that a celeb as cool as Morgan freeman is really posting or are you naive

              • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

                he said his name was morgan freeman, not "im the actor morgan freeman"

                • Davinport

                  It's ok, I'm pretty sure Stand is one of the douche bags morgan freeman was talking about.

                  Chive on

              • 94f3r

                No, he's right. You do suck.

    • Elgon

      I love funny and sexy pictures, but hate douchebags.
      This website is made of douchebag bro guys.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

        gonna have to agree there Mr. Freeman. Way too much hostility and general frat boy-douchey attitudes :/
        The Chive used to be more laid back…like a nice friendly Opium Den

        • Rogaine Works

          I love beer and boobs!!!

          Chips, chips, chips, chips…beer, beer, beer, beer…

      • Rad-Balls

        ^^ cool story bro…

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Oh get laid y'all!

      – the one you love to hate

      • Morgan Freeman

        You're not the real Paula.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          That's right, I'm a duck. QUACK! In your face haterade!

          – the one you love to hate

          • Morgan Freeman

            This stinks, there's no fucking way you could have known who I am unless you can see my IP address!

            • Morgan Freeman

              ..and you are not me. Imposter!!

            • Bluto

              Its not that dificult to figure out.

      • Stan_Dalone

        oh shut the fuck up paula

  • https://www.facebook.com/getuphigh Andy Hodge

    #6 Oh Rule Brittanica!

    • Stan_Dalone


    • JAFitC

      Ummm, Brittanica is an encyclopedia. Possibly you meant "Rule Brittania?" Just sayin'.

      • theonehodge

        Haha yeah I realised that after I posted it…was hoping no one else had used that as extensively as I had for school projects. Well played, sir!


    #37 How the hell does that happen?

    • Billy

      Good throw…………

      • SweetAwesomeness

        it was a hot day….wall got thirsty….i mean what would you have done?

    • Awwwmaaaaaaaan

      It's Poland BRAH. We dont tend to fuck around in here

    • Stumbles In

      Well, it started at about 6:20am after we picked up a 24 pack and a handle.

    • dizzard

      Very carefully

    • steve

      external insulation on a building so the outside is reasonably soft compared to standard concrete construct. but the bottle stuck in it was act of genius/brilliance

    • loso

      have you ever beens so mad

    • heh

      the label says 'Dębowe Mocne' which can be translated to Oak – Strong.

    • The Man

      Fucking beer ninjas, throwing stars are overrated…

    • Harry Carry

      Chuck Norris is a violent drunk, that's how

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1841140524 Zachary Quinn Miller

      improv glory hole setup?

    • http://thechive.com/ Kronosik

      Besides it`s "Dębowe Mocne" (Oak`s Strong) so…
      My country is really amazing.

    • vage

      Well this is actually Schladming in Austria.
      Went there for a holiday 1 year ago and spotted it when i walked from the campsite to the centre of town. Didnt take this picture but i remember it now.
      To bad there is no streetview available there to verify it 😦

      Campsite was hotel Zirngast, from there we went south and into the katzenburgweg ( i think). To the best of my recollection it should be around there.

      There was some construction still going on with a lot of Polish workers (judging by the license plates)

      • windowlicker

        Cool story bro.

    • mith

      If I had know it was that kinda party I would've stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes

  • FoCoLivin

    Yay! The DAR is here!

    • Blatant Dislike

      No shit?!


    #22 I really need to see her face…please find her!!

    • BloodScrubber

      A bird in the hand is worth…..;)

      • Buddy Nubs

        I'd rather have the bush (or llack there of), if you get my drift.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Image search Norma Stitz, NSFW though.

      – the one you love to hate

      • AssClown

        Absolutely stunning

        • MAX_POW

          i concur….way better than the first time a searched her.

      • Ekan

        God dammit…

      • Corey

        Fucking troll.

      • Stan_Dalone

        no one falls for this lame post anymore

    • DemonIAm

      absolutely stunning

    • MonkeyMadness

      Excellent body, nasty-ass tattoo.

      • Stan_Dalone

        I agree.

      • http://www.facebook.com/theloudestchiselbreaking Cameron Caughtinapurseseine James

        Y U mad, bro?
        That girl is beautiful and the decor is great work.

        • MonkeyMadness

          I guess you didn't read it clearly. "Excellent body" and "Nasty-ass tattoo"
          I'm not talking about the skill level of the tattoo artist, it just looks nasty on her.
          How do you know she's beautiful? You can't even see her face.
          Let me reiterate.. Excellent body.

        • MonkeyMadness

          It's like smearing shit on a Rembrandt painting.

    • loso

      take picture wearing next to nothing

      cover your tits


      • Jak

        To piss YOU off

      • Stan_Dalone

        chive won't post if nipples show

        • MonkeyMadness

          They sure seem to show a lot of nipples on "Burn your bra" days. Maybe not right out in the open, but some of the wet t-shirts might as well not even be there. There are tons of nipples on this site.

      • ensergio

        Because Fuck you! That's why!

    • JAS

      Well, I know why the caged bird sings.

  • Rahm Emanuel

    #12 cute penguin

    • SavoyStud

      what penguin?

      • Blumpkin

        The one on the girls ass. What are you looking at homo?

        • Stan_Dalone

          cheeks, at the cheeks i wasn't looking at the panties

  • tralfaz

    #6 For King & Country!

    • Stan_Dalone

      incredable- was never ass man till Chive hump day

  • Todd_A

    #22 – Cmon…. Let's see the rest of that…….

  • slim

    I know you screwed up today, Chive, but I still love you!

  • HobbesTiger

    #33 These are not the elephants you are looking for.

  • prik

    wtf 35! who cares

    • Kyle

      Pretty damn good landing if I say so myself.

      • Kyle

        Oh, and put the pound sign #35

  • Blindsided5

    #4 that's one exercise I can get behind.

    • https://www.facebook.com/ilya.josefson Ilya Josefson

      Downward facing doggystyle

  • keithp420

    #32 can we get both the shirts and the girl?

    • http://www.facebook.com/dave.wolfinger Dave Wolfinger

      I'll consider myself lucky if i just get a shirt seeing as how it seems they only order 3 at a time considering how fast they sell out

  • Nick_FTW

    #14 back dimples FTW

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