More reasons why I don’t hate all animals (32 Photos)

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  • askdjhf

    first

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002805373080 Perry Duran

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  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #1 Battle toads is still one of the hardest nes games.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=17815425 Adam Purcell

      I believe the snake level is responsible for the majority of Seal school dropouts.

      • Harry Carry

        fuck you and everything you stand for

    • Sploooooge

      Hecketts!!!!

    • amrith777

      This is clearly The Cult of Dagon

    • fibonacci5150

      bros got the high ground

    • Captain Obvious

      Not hard… Impossibruuuuu

  • LaLakers2408

    #29
    SQUIRREL!

    • ChurchoftheFonz

      Where's Eddie? He usually eats these goddamn things…..

  • Guest

    Double Seagull oh my god!
    What does it mean?
    #28

    • )($#3

      That Lauren Gentile's gonna be charging double.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      why do birds keep standing on top of eachother? #16

      • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

        it's the new planking LOL

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Twice as much seagull shit all over your house & car.

    • Hut

      seagulception

    • Seagull Man

      Yo, man. I heard you like seagulls…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=23922183 Brad Flint

      I think the pun was about the "Double Rainbow!" hahaha. Such an epic video. Drugs kids, drugs.

  • https://www.facebook.com/bmcwhinnie Ben McWhinnie

    Chive App??????????

    • https://www.facebook.com/bmcwhinnie Ben McWhinnie

      Why do i get downvoted for asking where the chive app is?

  • gordon

    #22 now thats true doggy style

    • RGH

      Not all of them are as enthusiastic about surfing as the pup in front.

    • da2conan

      That second dog in looks like he's approaching the beach of Normandy

  • Iam_Dave

    #18
    His name is "Lucky"

    • Mike Latoris

      Pussy ass is the best!

      • Short Bus All Stars

        Well Lucky sucks for blocking the view

    • Big_Curt

      tell lucky to get out the way

    • giggitygiggitygoo

      I'd eat that pussy. Just so I can see that fine ass

  • Alexx

    #24 Maru is awesome. He even now has his own dvd box set!

    • gaz

      i must go now my planet needs me

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    OK THAT'S IT MR. HAPPY FEET!!1!
    This is today's FOURTH post with too many (more than zero) FUCKING CATS! And I'm not even counting the chicks with food post! DMA had too many cats too!

    I want my money baaaaack! Don't make me go to Reddit!!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Dan

      Keep posting them, Mac! If it gets rid of Paula, it's worth it!

    • Zedhere

      How much will it take you to go to reddit?

      Im sure we can start a chive pool up for you.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Oh c'mon, think something up yourself, be creative!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

      For once i have to side with Paula…. way to many cats this morning

      • Jen

        me too. cats are horrible!

    • Trollcat

      #26 Nice dress Paula

      • CO_MTN_GRL2

        Wow, Ke$ha has really gone downhill.

    • Billy

      Why go to reddit, izismile is so much better. Reddit's layout sucks………..

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        But then there's also break.com, 2leep.com (with fucked up layout), cracked.com, eatliver.com etc. etc.. Basically I just Chive because I love this site the best. By far.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • CO_MTN_GRL2

          Dont forget Failbook.com/ memebase.com. Thats my #2 place to go.

    • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

      #11 is that you paula?

  • Dan

    #11 I wish monkeys were native to North America.

    • DaddyD

      I wish there were a politically correct reply to this …

      • PieceofMind

        Congratulations sir, you have succeeded in making everyone else be racist in their minds, without actually being so yourself.

      • dirtysteve99

        I like how the subtlety only took two comments to disappear.

    • PieceofMind

      There is an introduced species of fat primates (also known as big-boned apes) which is now considered endemic to the North American continent.

    • Niggher Beater

      we have black people. that's close enough.

      • Jack_LeMac

        You're so racist and edgy, everyone cherishes your presence

      • giggitygiggitygoo

        ya but there all in the zoo..I mean jail.

      • Churchof theFonz

        Apparently, we also have idiot, racist asshole cocksuckers as well. Those are way lower on the evolutionary scale than monkeys. You're a credit to small minds everywhere! Evolve…….

    • Mokuseitora

      Objects on mirror are closer than they appear

    • krauter

      good they are not! they would all be hunted just for fun

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #24 I iz airoplane, we flyz at dawn!

  • MrAliasMan

    #11 Hello Clarice. I've been waiting for you.

    • truth

      thought the same thing.

  • Jason

    #31 What is Taylor Lautner running from?

    • the captain

      If he had any sense? The whole Twilight schtick

      • Ha.Ha.

        …b/c he hates money. Who cares if that whole franchise is gay, I would kill to star in that shit. I would buy an island and not give a fuck what others say, bangin bitches all day.

    • fibonacci5150

      doesn't want to put a shirt on

  • me2

    #25 i have the weirdest boner right now

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #28 yo dog, i heard you like seagulls, so we put a seagull on a seagull so you can watch seagulls while you watch seagulls
    #3 im high as fcuk, lemme in!

  • lttl

    #6 oh god i do not want to know what is going on beneath that ice.

    • hMMMM

      finsies

  • kidn

    #23 yeah i had a shot at the NBA, but then my dad got sick so i had to take over the family business.

    true story.

    • Bruno

      Cool Story Bro!

  • http://twitter.com/sup3rfm @sup3rfm

    #25 I'm excited to go shopping!

    • giggitygiggitygoo

      #25 im excited cus my kawk is half the size of my body

  • dashete

    #2 How cute will it be when the Panda army attacks your homes? …probably pretty cute, but still!

  • AmBush_Steve

    Anybody else think that the cats should be kept to Saturday?

    When I can avoid having to look at them?

    • LC

      no one's makin you click the link!

    • hMMMM

      cats should be solamente saturday

    • giggitygiggitygoo

      HELL YA. Cats are for lonley, inbread, psyco, nut job, intraverts.
      That is all

  • Meh

    #21: Who is Taylor Lautner running from?

    • Meh

      I suck.

      That is all.

  • AssClown

    #11 Sir, there's no easy way to say this but, you sir, are extremely bold…

  • AssClown

    #18 And let the pussy jokes begin!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      i wanna see her buns
      i don't wanna see her furry pussy

    • DoomsDayDub

      "And between her legs was the furriest pussy I had ever seen!"

    • The Doctah

      The only pussy i see is that pretty white pussy

  • turbojoe

    Stop SELLING SHIRTS if YOU HAVE NOT GOT MY WIFE AND MY SHIRT DELIVERED! QUIT FUCKING AROUND….I CAN MAKE YOUR SHIRTS AND PIRATE THEM, but I decided to be honest….refund me please.

    • indifference

      Delivery time takes an extra 2-3 weeks when ordering a wife.

      • turbojoe...

        silly face? why you do me like this.

    • truthserum

      SIze XXXXXXL take a lot of time to stitch together turbojoe….tell your wife to settle down.

      • MEEEE

        ….. burn……..

    • giggitygiggitygoo

      they come in trany?

  • Tony

    #15 Surprise butt secks in 3….2….

    • SpellCheck

      *sex

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