Blonde girl gets a tan–Nailed It (21 Photos)

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  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #18 that is one bad paint job

    • mooseknuckle907

      Such a shame.

      • Noooo

        I'd hit it.. Maby a beer or two is needed befor but stil hit it!

        • Davinport

          I'd hit it anyway… wtf is wrong with you people? Of course I just got home from the bar, and now I'm chiving, I'd hit damn near anything right about now. Don't drink and Chive, folks!

          P.S. Hey Paula_, how you doin'?

          Drunk Dave is to chivettes as DAR guy is to… Ah, fuck it. good night / morning to all!

      • Sid

        Agreed. Still'd hit it though

        • xXbeermonkeyXx

          me too, but i would scrub out all the paint with bleach first, dont want my body hair to get dirty
          cheers, beers

    • jerkoffovich

      that tan instantly aged her 15 years

    • RGH

      "How to Desicate Yourself in 20 Steps or Less!"

    • snowboardstud911

      Tan makes the white shirt pop, white shirt makes the tan pop. Gotta look good for Josh Groban.

    • Eleftherios

      i think she went ganguro

    • UtalaylienHole

      doesn't the smoke alarm usually go off when you leave bread in the toaster for too long?

      • https://www.facebook.com/UtalaylienHole Mat Thew Hamilton

        doesn't the smoke alarm usually go off when you leave bread in the toaster for too long?

    • MAX_POW

      She must be from New Jersey

  • Jonathan

    This is kind of sad actually… Or just plain stupid…

    • nate

      sad…definitely sad.

    • Amused

      Both!

    • Rog

      low self esteem is rough

      • oi4098

        i'll bet. just ask the chivettes…..

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

          well you know what they say about blondes…

          • Jonathan

            When are we going to have a new set from the gamer girl??

          • lonin

            Bleach kills brain cells?

  • judasnicknack

    WTF???
    she was actually good looking before…

    what a dick.com

    • techno_viking

      Not with all that horse hair…

    • Bubba

      Regression made visible

  • zero5ed

    contrast – she needs less of it.

    • Jessie B

      if she had dark hair it wouldn't look half as bad.

      • zero5ed

        lol, half as bad…. she'll still have the other half though….

    • 340Swinger

      Remember those undeveloped rolls of film? Yeah, she looks like a photo negative.

  • bngn3000

    I imagine her smelling like burnt toast

    • DCMOFO

      Or extra tasty crispy KFC.

    • Anon

      Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
      I have a perfect puzzle for you
      Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
      If you are wise, you'll listen to me

      What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
      Eating as much as an elephant eats
      What are you at getting terribly fat?
      What do you think will come of that?

      I don't like the look of it

      Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
      If you're not greedy, you will go far
      You will live in happiness too
      Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

      Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
      I have another puzzle for you
      Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
      If you are wise, you'll listen to me

      Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
      It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
      But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
      Chewing and chewing all day long

      The way that a cow does

      Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
      Given good manners, you will go far
      You will live in happiness too
      Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

      Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
      I have another puzzle for you
      Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
      If you are wise, you'll listen to me

      Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?
      Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat
      Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
      You know exactly who's to blame

      The mother and the father

      Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
      If you're not spoiled, then you will go far
      You will live in happiness too
      Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

      Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
      I have another puzzle for you
      Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
      If you are wise, you'll listen to me

      What do you get from a glut of TV?
      A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
      Why don't you try simply reading a book?
      Or can you just not bear to look?

      You'll get no…you'll get no…you'll get no commercials

      Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
      If you're not greedy, you will go far
      You will live in happiness too
      Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

      • Ling

        long inane reply to comment is long

      • MonkeyMadness

        TLDR

      • OIW

        too long and unoriginal to be funny.

    • sixdeadelves

      slampadoto, google it

  • Andrew

    Why? WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!

    • MOAR

      Daddy issues.

    • Blah

      Mental issues

    • Fatality

      Hushabye

    • surprised guy

      what about that old reply that evry body clicked on reply button to see, that happens to start with "F" and ends in "uck you thats why". i'm surprised nobody posted it yet.

  • http://gevaaalik.com Stix

    Bitch be trippin

    • timothy leary

      don't blame ME for that mess…

  • Arrrrgghhhh

    Kill it – kill it with fire!!!

    • Jester

      Looks like someone already tried.

      • Eliana

        Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • Iam_Dave

    It's like a reverse MJ.
    Too extreme.

    • Daith_Lee

      Hah…she has that re-vitiligo, like Uncle Ruckus..

  • lik

    She looks like an old banshee now😦

  • billy

    We could find her and then call for a chive intervention.

    • IsEveryoneAsian

      Asians never answer their phones

      • U street noobs.

        When did asian start looking like something you left in the oven too long?

  • art

    Too bad. I think she was beautiful before. She looks vapid and deformed now.

    • john v.

      "I'm tired of looking like a cute, teenage girl…. I wanna look like a 40 yr. old meth addict."

  • kunty

    reverse jackson

  • Shawn

    #7 is the best in my opinion

    • hellraiser

      Gross, #2 is by far the best.

    • DirtyNJ420

      What you don't like retarded bunny women. C'mon Man.#3

      • shibby

        i gotta go with the bunny as the best

    • Smuggler

      Shawn, you are the worst in my opinion.

  • bigcat72

    ZOMBIE!!

  • kng_nthn

    She was really hot at the beginning. At the end….nope

  • ThornyDevil

    #19 She looks old in this picture.

    • LiquidE

      Thats prob cause oldude is prob feeding her meds, look in his hands, cause he is trying to hook up with her. Or all that bleach prob melted her brain. Sad either way

    • knowitall

      pills and bleach def f*%ked up her brain which in turn cause her to overcook her skin.

    • MacNCheesePro

      Awww, is that her kid?

    • ron mexico

      at least pedobear approves

  • HLe

    So she wanted to be an Indian with bleached hair. Fair enough.

  • http://www.facebook.com/St.ChristopherPinto Christopher Pinto

    She needs Fake Boobs to go with that Fake Tan.

    • 2pumpdump

      I think there in there somewhere
      probably burnt the implant

  • hakai20

    I don't know if I'm the only one old/young enough for this… but does anyone else remember that evil prissy mother villain from the Power Puff Girls? Shit like this reminds me of that.

  • Gunny

    I think this song is fitting for the above post.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=722809282 Oliver Vorian Wang

    This stopped being okay after #7.

    • acoustrix

      GIMME BACK MY WORDS!

  • Jason

    The Japanese have a term for that type of look on a girl. They are called Ganguro which means "Black Face". lol. Look it up. It's pretty entertaining.

    • 123

      OMG… What is the world coming too! at least Ganguro's kind of look like japanese GollyWogs:/

  • Jack

    it's like watching a train wreck

  • Gibbo

    I'd still tap that

    • Tim

      finally, someone with a brain.

      • Jen

        yeah, it's but it's in the wrong head….

        • p23

          good one Jen! xD

    • Matt

      yessir

    • zephi42

      No fuckin' way I would at the end there. I mean I have standards. Also I wouldn't want to catch cancer.

      • shibby

        because u can catch cancer?…………wow

      • Da Sandman

        full retard

      • Sachabonics

        "Catch cancer" huh? LMAO

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