I'd hit it.. Maby a beer or two is needed befor but stil hit it!
Davinport
I'd hit it anyway… wtf is wrong with you people? Of course I just got home from the bar, and now I'm chiving, I'd hit damn near anything right about now. Don't drink and Chive, folks!
P.S. Hey Paula_, how you doin'?
Drunk Dave is to chivettes as DAR guy is to… Ah, fuck it. good night / morning to all!
Sid
Agreed. Still'd hit it though
xXbeermonkeyXx
me too, but i would scrub out all the paint with bleach first, dont want my body hair to get dirty
cheers, beers
jerkoffovich
that tan instantly aged her 15 years
RGH
"How to Desicate Yourself in 20 Steps or Less!"
snowboardstud911
Tan makes the white shirt pop, white shirt makes the tan pop. Gotta look good for Josh Groban.
Eleftherios
i think she went ganguro
UtalaylienHole
doesn't the smoke alarm usually go off when you leave bread in the toaster for too long?
https://www.facebook.com/UtalaylienHole Mat Thew Hamilton
doesn't the smoke alarm usually go off when you leave bread in the toaster for too long?
MAX_POW
She must be from New Jersey
Jonathan
This is kind of sad actually… Or just plain stupid…
When are we going to have a new set from the gamer girl??
lonin
Bleach kills brain cells?
judasnicknack
WTF???
she was actually good looking before…
what a dick.com
techno_viking
Not with all that horse hair…
Bubba
Regression made visible
zero5ed
contrast – she needs less of it.
Jessie B
if she had dark hair it wouldn't look half as bad.
zero5ed
lol, half as bad…. she'll still have the other half though….
340Swinger
Remember those undeveloped rolls of film? Yeah, she looks like a photo negative.
bngn3000
I imagine her smelling like burnt toast
DCMOFO
Or extra tasty crispy KFC.
Anon
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long
The way that a cow does
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
Given good manners, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame
The mother and the father
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not spoiled, then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or can you just not bear to look?
You'll get no…you'll get no…you'll get no commercials
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
Ling
long inane reply to comment is long
MonkeyMadness
TLDR
OIW
too long and unoriginal to be funny.
sixdeadelves
slampadoto, google it
Andrew
Why? WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!
MOAR
Daddy issues.
Blah
Mental issues
Fatality
Hushabye
surprised guy
what about that old reply that evry body clicked on reply button to see, that happens to start with "F" and ends in "uck you thats why". i'm surprised nobody posted it yet.
http://gevaaalik.com Stix
Bitch be trippin
timothy leary
don't blame ME for that mess…
Arrrrgghhhh
Kill it – kill it with fire!!!
Jester
Looks like someone already tried.
Eliana
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Iam_Dave
It's like a reverse MJ.
Too extreme.
Daith_Lee
Hah…she has that re-vitiligo, like Uncle Ruckus..
lik
She looks like an old banshee now
billy
We could find her and then call for a chive intervention.
IsEveryoneAsian
Asians never answer their phones
U street noobs.
When did asian start looking like something you left in the oven too long?
art
Too bad. I think she was beautiful before. She looks vapid and deformed now.
john v.
"I'm tired of looking like a cute, teenage girl…. I wanna look like a 40 yr. old meth addict."
kunty
reverse jackson
Shawn
#7 is the best in my opinion
hellraiser
Gross, #2 is by far the best.
DirtyNJ420
What you don't like retarded bunny women. C'mon Man.#3
shibby
i gotta go with the bunny as the best
Smuggler
Shawn, you are the worst in my opinion.
bigcat72
ZOMBIE!!
kng_nthn
She was really hot at the beginning. At the end….nope
ThornyDevil
#19 She looks old in this picture.
LiquidE
Thats prob cause oldude is prob feeding her meds, look in his hands, cause he is trying to hook up with her. Or all that bleach prob melted her brain. Sad either way
knowitall
pills and bleach def f*%ked up her brain which in turn cause her to overcook her skin.
MacNCheesePro
Awww, is that her kid?
ron mexico
at least pedobear approves
HLe
So she wanted to be an Indian with bleached hair. Fair enough.
http://www.facebook.com/St.ChristopherPinto Christopher Pinto
She needs Fake Boobs to go with that Fake Tan.
2pumpdump
I think there in there somewhere
probably burnt the implant
hakai20
I don't know if I'm the only one old/young enough for this… but does anyone else remember that evil prissy mother villain from the Power Puff Girls? Shit like this reminds me of that.
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xXbeermonkeyXx
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mooseknuckle907
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Noooo
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Davinport
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Sid
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xXbeermonkeyXx
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jerkoffovich
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RGH
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snowboardstud911
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Eleftherios
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UtalaylienHole
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https://www.facebook.com/UtalaylienHole Mat Thew Hamilton
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MAX_POW
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Jonathan
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nate
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Amused
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Rog
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oi4098
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http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey
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Jonathan
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lonin
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judasnicknack
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techno_viking
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Bubba
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zero5ed
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Jessie B
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zero5ed
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340Swinger
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bngn3000
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DCMOFO
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Anon
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Ling
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MonkeyMadness
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OIW
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sixdeadelves
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Andrew
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MOAR
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Blah
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Fatality
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surprised guy
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http://gevaaalik.com Stix
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timothy leary
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Arrrrgghhhh
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Jester
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Eliana
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Iam_Dave
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Daith_Lee
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lik
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billy
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IsEveryoneAsian
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U street noobs.
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art
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john v.
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kunty
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Shawn
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hellraiser
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DirtyNJ420
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shibby
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Smuggler
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bigcat72
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kng_nthn
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ThornyDevil
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LiquidE
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knowitall
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MacNCheesePro
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ron mexico
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HLe
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http://www.facebook.com/St.ChristopherPinto Christopher Pinto
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2pumpdump
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hakai20
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Gunny
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https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=722809282 Oliver Vorian Wang
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acoustrix
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Jason
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123
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Jack
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Gibbo
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Tim
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Jen
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p23
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Matt
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zephi42
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shibby
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