Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

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The DAR... it's late. Thanks for all the birthday well-wishes yesterday, Chivers. Really made my day and the long night that followed. If anybody has any Advil...

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  • riley

    #37, #39

    Somewhere, Kate's agent is getting a phone call

    • Ling

      she's still hot! eat that cheeseburger, girl. i'd have happy girl on girl time with you any day!

    • Spacemanspiff

      Daaaaaang! Thank God for cheeseburgers!

    • lonin

      I'd still hit it.

    • Jak

      And somewhere else, Kate isn't

    • derp

      Scumbag Chive

      Promotes real beauty with the Chivettes each week…

      Slams Kate Upton for gaining a few pounds.

      • Kris

        If that's only "a few pounds", then my dick is a few inches longer than 2 feet.

        • Lotus

          Why is everyone overreacting? Its not like she has huge rolls of fat, she just got a little softer, she doesn't even look overweight. Girls actually CAN be thick or a little chubby and still look good. I know it's tough to comprehend, so take a moment and think about it.

          • Kris

            #39 = huge rolls of fat.

          • NotAMoron

            Unfortunately she isn't one of those women that can look good with a few extra pounds.
            Only some girls can pull that off, and it's no where near they number that THINK they can pull it off.

            • LeMac

              your name is a lie

            • Stan_Dalone

              she's hotter than anything you can get

              • Ima Dick

                Yes, I would still slap my mother for for one night with her, but if anyone here is really saying that she doesn't look way hotter in the original pic, they're a liar.

                • Not A Liar

                  She doesn't look way hotter in the original pic.

              • ;l,

                or you.

            • 09u09k

              agreed. she's got one of those builds where she seems to put on weight everywhere except her lower-body(which makes her look like she's got chicken-legs). the only thing less attractive than a chick with no ass is a heftier chick with no ass.

              • Lotus

                This makes sense, girls with a good waist to hip ratio look better with extra weight than those with a poor waist to hip ratio

          • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

            no rolls of fat? did you not see #39? what precisely would you call that thing overlapping her thumb then? real beauty is the best type i agree. but when you are a model your one and ONLY job is to stay in shape.

            • JAS

              That's not fat. There is no cellulite there. That is loose skin, not fat. She's much softer than she was before, and if you look, she's tilted over that way, which is why it's folding over her thumb. But you probably won't ever know the difference between cellulite and loose skin. But I have a question, does a woman have to be skeletal to not be fat?

              As for me, her boobs got bouncier, and she is still as beautiful as ever.

              • visitor

                fat is fat. not all fat has cellulite. and that ain't just loose skin, that's a baby roll. i'm not saying there's anything wrong with it, i'm just saying you need to learn what's what. there are some people who are really slim with cellulite, and there are some people with a lot of extra weight that have none. cellulite is more about genetics than fat. a roll is a roll though.

                • Gabs

                  This discussion is pointless! It's not even relevant ffs. What happened to simple reasoning? fuckable – not fuckable => this is what matters. WTF is wrong with you!?

                  • IdHitThat

                    Fuckable….it's that simple. If you want to make it complicated, very fuckable.

                    • DoomsDayDub

                      Disagree, her body isn't too big, yet, but the extra weight on her face makes her look like Anna Nicole (the later years).

                    • Seagull

                      2nded. her face looks…..skeevier.

                    • Stan_Dalone

                      to the guys who complain put your pics up and let the girls judge you, now that there would be hysterical

                    • Seagull

                      we're not professional models who make our livings off of having our pictures taken, published, and ultimately judged by the viewing public, so it doesn't apply to us(especially me, because i'm a seagull). moron.

                    • Stan_Dalone

                      doesn't matter, self indulgence is the point not what your profession is. If you are going to critisize put your money where your mouth is. Man up putting your pic up and let the girl next door judge you, that's the point. and by the way seagulls are fat and ugly so I seriously doubt you could pass anything but crap

                    • DoomsDayDub

                      Your point is invalid and doesn't even deserve an argument why.

      • chivesucks

        Derp WIN !

    • Stinky Cologne

      I still love her.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      is it me, or is she starting to look like Anna Nicole Smith a bit??

      • Kris

        I thought it WAS Anna Nicole Smith at first and someone was just making a joke. Upon closer inspection, it seems that Kate Upton was eaten by a fat Anna Nicole Smith doppelganger. 'Tis sad.

    • Really?

      She looks so much healthier! If you think this is her letting herself go then you have a very warped view of how women should look. Chive you are going down scum bag hill real fast.

      • MIKEoxbig

        healthier is not the word i would choose… she isn't "fat"… but c'mon… lets be real. if greasy ass burgers are what caused her to gain a bit of weight then that isn't healthy…. clearly you have a warped sense of "health". just sayin.

    • oughtnot

      I'm not surprised … she's been itchen to let it go for a long time. Now she looks more like a "normal" person.

    • Sanj

      Yes, for most girls this would be more than fine, every chiver on here would hit that, thats not the debate. The problem is that she gets paid to be a model (not plus sized). If she does not turn it around she is going to hurt her brand and long-term earning potential significantly. Based on her mastery of social media, she has a chance to be the next elite model following the likes of Heidi Klum, Tyra Banks, Gisele Bundchen, and Elle McPhereson.

    • Mitzo

      Yeah Chive, this is shitty. Don't pretend like you are for the "real, natural woman" and then be all like "omg' because she's put on a few pounds. More real than some of the fake titted stick insects you feature on here. I'd rather do her all night than end up with bruises from protruding hip bones. Starting to get real disappointed with this website. Up yo game or just come out as a sexest fap blog cos you can't be both.

      • Yes

        I wish I could give you 1000 thumbs up.

      • Pom343

        Awesome commenting!! TOTALLY agree!

    • mkoro

      Sorry, But not a chance in hell. original photo. hell yes. now. no.

      I have no quarrles with being honest about the fact i like girls to be fit. I do what i can to look as good as i can for women (the missus) – and they should do the same.

      There is distinct rolls there, and do not want rolls. "a few pounds" – more like 20 pounds.

      • Mitzo

        I'm sure she'll be devastated that a shallow ass like you doesn't want her. Srs.

      • Ptesla

        cool story bro, tell me about the "Distinct Rolls" again.

    • yeahandalso

      I think the problem is that the bikini is way too tight, she gained a bit of weight but really in almost any other swimsuit she'd look hot, but that one is cutting into her.

    • jrey81

      http://skinnyvscurvy.com/tag/kate-upton still hot. the still shots are a lil' harsh, but undoubtedly still a smokeshow

    • Alouicious

      Here's the thing…if this pic isn't too doctored (and I don't give enough of a fuck to go and really look) then she's wearing a lot of makeup and looks like she's been partying. That's partying weight folks. As long as she's staying healthy…… is all I'm saying……

      but I'd still hit it

    • Ptesla

      I think she's hotter now, wow….that's a real woman.

    • http://www.facebook.com/gabrielaraoz Gabriel Araoz Zapata

      Shame on you. Haven't you heard about anorexia and bulimia? Don't you guys know that this kind of things promote anorexia and bulimia?

      • fsgkljsfgkl

        You're fucking stupid. Anorexia and Bulimia have nothing to do with weight, and everything to do with control. Fuck.

    • Chev

      I think she looks gorgeous! I honestly would prefer a girl 20 pounds overweight than a girl 20 pounds underweight! This so called "fat" that guys hate is what makes up those curves every guy goes crazy for. Would you rather a runway model that looks like a skeleton model from science class with no FLBP? Didnt think so!

    • .Krookz


    • LoveIt

      I''m guessing replying that she is overweight has never pulled tail as even as close to attractive as she is, and therefore have no ground to stand on, plus photo's do tend to add a few pounds, bet you'd never notice in person. Shes beautiful, its that simple.

    • buttfrank

      so you guys know the "fat" pic is older than the "skinny" pic right? Either way shes hot. And the picture with the burger is the best one….most of those runway skanks wouldnt go near a burger.

    • CB919

      She's hotter than anything you guys will ever have. Then, now, and probably when she's a grandma too. At least she doesn't look like a skeleton with two softballs glued to the front of it. In the immortal words of Mr Christopher Rock, "all's we needs is a crease!" I think I see one above her left hand. So if you'll excuse me, I have some fapping to do.

      • Cap don

        typical desperate chiver.

        • CB919

          Insightful comment. Thanks for your input.

    • wrasslin

      Most of the people that replied to this are ass holes. This woman is still very beautiful. There's nothing wrong with a woman like this. Stop all thinking you're hot shit and be a little bit more accepting. You're not perfect, and if you think you are, you've already shown a flaw. She's freaking gorgeous, and she is deserving to be a model. If you think she's fat, I hope you get a serious eating disorder and weigh 200+ pounds by the end of the month :) Keep calm & eat all you want !

    • Nomyia

      She's still prettier than the average woman

  • Chalk

    Hi everyone! I hope you're all having an excellent day! We live in a wonderful world! Chive On!!!

    • Rambo

      It's a lot better than saying "First".

    • Harry Carry

      you must be a St. Louis Cardinals or Tampa Bay Rays fan

      • Chalk

        Negative, I'm a Dodger fan. But I do love baseball and it was nice to see Tampa Bay make that amazing comeback. Great guess though :)

        • Raymond

          GO RAYS!!! SCREW DEM SOCKS!!!!

          • The Chivery

            Screwing sock is what us Chivers do best.

            Chive on!

            • Joel

              You know what, I looked at the OP to find what the trolls had coming and I'm impressed. That was very well executed. Though quite possibly set up.

    • Jackhole

      Your happiness sickens me. Just kidding.
      Chive on!

    • itsmeagain

      It was nice untill you said those 2 retarded words in the end.

      • 09j

        agreed. i'd rather someone tell me to "go fuck myself up the ass with a cactus" than to "chive on". the latter is just doubly retarded and insulting.

        • Jay

          the chive forum is changing. winter is coming. chive on.

        • Guesty

          Go fuck yourself in the ass with a cactus…….

          Have a nice weekend!

    • http://youmom.com DLBone


    • Jay

      i couldn't agree more. chive on.

      • Freddy Mercury

        i'll chive all on your face if you let me…..

    • J. Woz.

      I had an amazing day, thank you very much, rockin' out at a concert all day, was epic. and CHIVE ON!


      my best friend's mom makes $77 an hour on the computer. She has been out of job for 9 months but last month her check was $7487 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read about it here MakeCash3. com

  • Patrick!!!


    • JerkFace

      Should we pick up a pregnancy test?

    • Keyeh

      how can u even complain when….. IT'S FREE!!! so STFU!

    • Stan_Dalone

      better late then never

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #18 #48 #46 Make up for late DAR.

    • hahaha

      Shallow wanker is desperate.

      • 092i

        agreed. what a loser.

    • Lobbin

      i agree, knock out gorgeous..

  • merrowyerrow

    dar is late.. better drink my own piss

  • Unfkngblvbl

    “What John, you forgot to post the DAR?” “Shit! Hey Bob, pay the bar tab!!! We gotta go back to the office to post the DAR!!!”

  • Captlazarus

    #47 gave me a seizure, #48 fixed it

  • Ruslan

    Dar is late, but it's always worth the wait!

  • nojoke420

    #39 That's ok girl, I still most definitely would

    • Don't Lie

      anyone saying that wouldn't is a damn liar. There is zero wrong with that.

      • davo

        agreed, it's better than having the body of a 10 year old boy with small boobies. curves for the win folks!

      • DoomsDayDub

        Not saying I wouldnt, BUT she really doesn't look as good as before. I don't have a problem with curves, but the extra weight on her face just isn't working for her. She is looking like Anna Nicole (the latter years). Anyone saying she looks as good as the previous pics of here is a damn liar!

        • Mitzo

          Or maybe, yannow, they do actually think she looks as good or better than the previous pics.

          • Seagull

            agreed(i personally prefer her in the first pic, but people like what they like).

          • DoomsDayDub

            No, Mitzo, they don't.

    • BelowHeavens


    • Harry Carry

      maybe now she will develop a better tush. She's always been incredible, but she had no ass

    • joby

      more cushion for the pushin'

    • wells11490

      agreeed.. take it back chive.. take it back

      #36 i'd have no problem eating her burger

      • Stan_Dalone

        there are few better in this world than Kate, She's young and hot what more could you ask for?

      • Sluttypanda

        I don't mind the extra pounds at all it's just the tranny makeup that's not doing much for me. She looks much more natural and pure without all of that clay smeared on her face

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=647258811 Larsy From-Marsy


    • NotAMoron

      I found the chubby chaser

    • DNC

      Without any hesitation! I would!

    • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

      Its about time a model at a damn burger he is fine as hell regardless

    • Tink

      apparently she's become far too disgusting for the Chive mods, who are super buff, gorgeous, and hung like horses….oh wait, i must be thinking of a different website

    • Dan

      Yeah seriously, wtf Chive? This is not what theChive is all about. She's a REAL person and she still happens to be REALLY attractive.

  • Rooster

    15 more minutes and I was going to kill myself.

    You saved a life today, John, you saved a life.

    • deargod

      Typical lonely psycho Chiver.

      • Stan_Dalone

        you couldn't tell he was being sarcastic?

  • DanielB

    #45 Deal with it

    • Stan_Dalone

      the monkey is probably the smartest of the lot

      • Niggher Beater

        well, there really is no difference between monkies and brown people.

  • sheoncebelieved

    #18 thanks for coming over last night, that was fun

    • bbqboobs

      You typed in the wrong number, don't worry about it fixed it for ya. #11

    • MAX_POW

      ha…..in your dreams boy

    • Jason

      This girl is smoking hot!

      • wayne

        michelle pieroway

  • Ian.

    #4 sea turtle angry 'cause DAR is late

    • ZachBob

      This is crush's dad, Mr. Turtle. He is obviously not impressed with the Jelly Man.

    • http://www.facebook.com/adam.ringel Adam Ringel

      I've spent a great deal of time underwater with sea turtles and #4 's annoyed look of disdain is pretty typical of how they react.

    • Vanilla Gorilla

      Skeptical Turtle is……… Skeptical!

      • The Newwre

        gee, come up with that one on your own?

  • MikeOlmos

    About damn time!

  • fgg

    the aquabats! #5

    • Salamanizer

      No, that's Elijah Wood doing the Puppet Master. The Aquabats sing the awesome "Pool Party." Also, the lead singer is the creator of the show (Yo Gabba Gabba). Obviously, I have kids. Or a drug problem.

  • Lokobo

    Holy shit, dude! Get with the freaking program!

    • jordan

      this girl is def a psycho

      • jim

        crazy in the head, crazy in the bed

        • Chris_Mason

          Don't put your dick in crazy

          • Ha.Ha.

            was just thinking that this girl is a fucking nut – look at the half-smile in the first pic. but too bad for dude, she's got her focus honed in on him. He's definitely seen the chick (having been to college, you take a note of every single female in your lecture within the first week, and that's if the lecture is 100+ students). He's obviously not responding for a reason (maybe he has a gf?), but shit is just going to get worse for him after she realizes she embarrassed herself on theChive. I hope we're updated as this continues.

            • Seagull

              100% agree. beware dude.

            • Hoo Yoo

              Yes, this girl is crazy. Does she really think that a straight guy would waste time checking the DAR, photobombs, and motivationals? We all know straight guys only visit the FLBP, mind the gap, burn bra, hump day, etc.

          • Stan_Dalone

            chris you're right you could end up in jail if she getss pissed off

      • ebits21

        still counts

      • she is crazy

        def a stage 5 clinger…. stay the hell away!!! bitch is insane, you would regret taking her up on her offer when you find your pet bunny cooking on the stove…

        • j48ju

          2nded. DO NOT ADVANCE! any chick that's THAT forward….something's wrong. flirting's ok. that shit is how people wake up with the clap.

          • frankysins

            its college.. ur supposed to get the clap

      • NO.

        Are you effing serious? She's got some gumption, I say more power to her.

      • Upside Down

        Doesn't matter, had sex

      • Hoo Yoo

        This world could use more girls asking out guys.

    • DanielB

      Pretty sure he is gonna get murdered

      • Pharmacy Guy

        Doesn't matter, though. Had sex.

        • Tcal

          Well played sir

        • TheForeigner

          hahahah i thoroughly enjoyed this

    • Dano

      Yes, get on it. Her asking you out is cool, but she'll always remember it. Always.



    • lonin

      Kick him in the back of the head, that'll get his attention.

    • Rooster

      Lay off the L word. That's what's scaring the boy. It's probably already too late though :(

    • FlyingSpagMonst

      whore… Just kidding, but seriously… Yeah.

      • /;][[

        agreed. she makes the chivettes look just kinda slutty….

        • Yes

          The chivettes make the chivettes look kind of slutty.

    • ZachBob

      If you don't, I will. And I don't even know where you go to school.

      • chivers are virgins

        you must be real desparate to actually want to get with a stage 5 clinger….

        • Legion

          You must be a virgin since you use lines from a movie as if they apply to your sex life.

          • patov40


    • Chivacy Please

      Well, maybe you are a butterface

    • Gen. Maximus

      I'm pretty sure she's chasing a gay dude. If you can't get a guy's attention while nekked, there are two likely possibilities: either there's something wrong with you or he's just not into being into you. Just Sayin.

      • SomeDude

        ..and there's nothing wrong with you

      • Patricio

        If he was gay, wouldn't it be more likely that she caught him on TheBerry?

        • Stan_Dalone

          not necessaily

    • Unfkngblvbl

      maybe the guy didn't recognize the back of his head from the original post. Was she specific on the class/school?

    • Asks him

      She should say to him: "Chive lately?" or maybe "DAR lately?

      • 94i0k

        probably not, because he seems to have a life outside of being a desperate fan-wank of some retarded site that scavenges Reddit and 4chans thrown away memes.

        • Patches

          lol that's possibly the funniest part of this whole thing… that it seems like people haven't even considered the fact that not everyone checks every post of every day. Not everyone is a total fanboy…

        • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

          and yet….. here you are. i truly chuckle at every one of you guys that rips on the chive while praising reddit and other such sites. if they are THAT much better and we all suck so much, why are you here then? masochist much?

          • 94i0k

            and yet…..i got the thumbs up.

    • The_Arkitekt

      A REAL Chiver would never ignore such a polite request. By 'real chiver' I mean me, and by 'polite' I mean boobs.

    • Ghost in the Machine

      Seriously, if he doesn't man up about even acknowledging you then move on, I suggest this:

      A) Think of three cool challenges an aspiring suitor must be able to accomplish.
      B) Let the gentlemen Chivers submit their pictoral triumphs of said challenges.
      C) Pick the most deserving/appealing for a hot date, post pics of hot date and smile in satisfaction.

    • zingman

      1.She looks ugly.
      2.She is crazy.
      3.He is a `chiver`. He is prolly Gay.

      • Just Sayin'

        so I guess you are

        • zingman

          Nope. Was just passing through to offer some suggestions. Bye.

          • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

            "logs in tomorrow under new name"

            • zingman

              hey guys, it's me again! i just couldn't keep away from the chive and it's awesomeness!! i wouldn't be able to get through my day without jacking off to chicks i'll never meet, while calling anyone gay who doesn't. the chive is so awesome, sometimes i jerk into my hand and smear it on my chest while moaning "Chive onnnnnn, ugghhhmmm".

      • A BiPolar Guy


        • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

          CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!!!

          • obvious

            Is that ur mum in that pic ? Man she is butt ugly ! No wonder you look so funny.

            • A BiPolar Guy

              First that's Lt. Colonel Obvious – I've been at this longer than you've probably been alive and got promoted.

              And yes in real life people crack up every time I go out in public. I'm glad to brighten their day.

              My avatar is Jerry Lewis from this classic spoof of Jekyll/Hyde http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057372/ . I think he was great in those days and I'm not even French

    • saltygary

      Here's some advice from a happily married 36 year old. Opportunities like this are rare and if you are married they disappear. So if you are out there dude go have some fun! If she is psycho you can always buy a machete but in the end you will probably still have a blast that night.

    • Horseface

      Posts a picture of the back of a guy's head. Posts naked pictures of herself (without the face). Says it's in "Bio" lecture, but doesn't say which school, let alone which Bio class it is. (Guess what, nitwit? There are a lot of guys with short, dark brown hair who go to college and have a Bio class, and I'm sure plenty of them have gone on the Chive during said Bio class)

      I'm SHOCKED that there hasn't been a response. You've made it so easy to figure out…..

      I bet it's just a girl who took a picture of guy's head, and made up the whole story so she can get her pictures on the Chive and get all the attention whoring she can manage. And if it's real, I bet the guy has a hotter girl who isn't so crazy/desperate/stalkerish.

    • Lobbin

      Bro, You're blowing it… Hard. Apparently the cover of the book is way better than the book itself..

      Baby, you're gorgeous, don't let this guy get you down!!!

    • dude

      i wish i had a stalker. girl stalkers are strangely exciting for just that right amount of time then. time to hide.

    • Slickback

      what a ho.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

        This guy has seen her face.
        We have yet to.

        Just sayin'

    • Joseph Momma

      He needs to get with it or he'll have a class full of Chivers looking to replace him.

    • Eric

      Dude if that girl's ankles aren't around his neck by the time I finish this reply he's *gay*.

    • grrregg

      Seriously dude, wake the fuck up. Hell, I wish I was you right now.

    • mith

      dude is gay sweetheart! Or just stupid.

    • Yea Yea

      She asked him. He said, "Cool story bro."

    • Wicked

      Dudes in college. That's the time when you have a free pass to fuck up as much as possible. Turn the fuck around and say hi. You never know where its gonna go. She might be a psycho but guess what…they all are. I expect to see a pic in the DAR of the back of her head on monday ')

    • https://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

      Turn around and asker out,

      If not for you, do it for us

      And don't forget, Pics or it didn't happened

    • bhatz

      This kid isn't gay and yes he did see the post. Straight up neighbor and best friend for life. Called me in shock last night when he discovered this haha all the power to him. Says its a go!

  • http://www.facebook.com/august.say.ahuna August K Ahuna Jr.

    Kate Upton…still VERY HOT #38

    • Boom!

      yeah, still "bangable"

    • MonkeyMadness

      Definitely, NOW she looks healthy! There is no straight dude that still wouldn't bang her!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=502560669 Natalie Ann

      Yeah she's still fucking amazing. whoever made this post poking fun at her weight is a shallow ass.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=810473367 Aaron Cohn


    god bless u

  • QuantuM

    #35 yum yum gimmie some!

    • RamRod

      #39 I hope you're hungry

  • CasperSack

    #19 Italy FTW

    • Captain Obvious

      I don't know I'm torn between Italy and Mexico.

      • http://www.facebook.com/free2shred Shawn Michael George

        That would make you the Atlantic Ocean…

        • Anjin-San

          well played sir, very well played…

    • Andrei

      Not Romanian though…

    • Cipri

      That's not Romanian. Hungarian , i think.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1142659818 Paul David

        yup it's a mos def hungarian chick

    • allthethingsifound

      yeah that's Hungarian for Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. However, Romania has some pretty fine weather girls too – http://www.fhm.com/girls/covergirls/malvina or Daniela Crudu – who's so-so but, on the plus, is happy to do nudes. I always pay close attention to the news and weather over there

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000190167811 Silvia Neacsu

      Too bad they didn`t go for a romanian weather girl, we have lots of them :)) and they are beautiful. That one it`s not romanian.

  • Justin

    #20 I'm half tempted to drive to whatever college she is at and ask her to study with me instead, since that kid clearly isn't a real chiver if he doesn't DAR everyday

    • Psiryn

      Personally, she seems a bit unstable. It's a little presumptuous of our anonymous chiver that posting mostly nude pictures of yourself on the internet would make him fall for you.

      • RDM

        Agreed. Seems slightly desperate to me… i mean i totally still would. Then she'd make me into a lamp…

      • saltygary

        Or maybe she's just trying to have some fun and do something exciting.

        • looop

          nah. she's a ho.

    • cashmoney

      Or he's gay

    • jim

      maybe he isn't interested in women

    • Psiryn

      Or, he has a girlfriend with more personality than a blow up doll.

    • HatBomb

      If he follows through, I anticipate a long night of Twilight and Justin Beiber. But… Doesn't matter, still had sex! (I hope)

    • obvious

      Clearly he is not a real chiver bcoz he has better taste in women plus he is not a desperate virgin.

      • @obvious.

        Really? More hate on Chivettes? I hope you get punted by an overgrown toddler and then sat upon by Rosie O'donnel. Don't hate. And you should be banned from seeing Chivettes because I bet you stare just as much as the last guy.

        • MooseMoose

          here here!! nice

    • NotAMoron

      She ain't gonna sleep with anyone, bitch found a dude chiving and turned it into an attention whore moment.

      • Chiver In Bio

        People….should I tell her NO or just ignore the skanky disease infected whore?

    • paul

      I would have killed to have girls after me like that, maybe he's gay………

    • https://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

      I always liked bio classes,

      So what college are you at?

  • Verbal_Kint

    #16 can't possibly be ghetto, because "you've".

    • BelowHeavens

      That's Racist!

    • Blumpkin

      great observation!

    • John Robert

      I was thinking the same thing. Excellent grammar for the ghetto. I do like the name, though.
      Roderick – Whoopi. Nice.
      With a name and nickname like that, he is looking at a lifetime of success.
      Kind of like Uppgrayyed. From Idiocracy.

      • BIll57

        Bubble letters are also making this difficult

  • Jak

    #19 Italy wins 100%

    • chuylennon

      Mexico, Mayte Carranco FTW!!!!

  • wyfair

    #2 #48 #46 ah….late dar is forgiven

  • nct411

    Who is #18?

    • MatadorPride

      My sister.

    • timmy

      michelle pieroway

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