Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

25 patrick is that a rain coat? love that movie even if it is super creepy

One hot night in Brisbane while reading in bed with nothing on I found 2 of those feckers in my bed. Fast buffers but I squished em with my book. Just pleased it wasn’t a pair of snakes… Ewwwwww

#17 Im on the toilet right now :/ thanks chive

#19 I have asked myself this question literally a thousand times. In fact, just moments before checking theChive I did. "How the fuck does this happen?"

#18 — I hope he failed the class as that is most certainly not a stats exam, maybe physics, but no way stats.

#17 no… NO! BULLSHIT! you check NOTHING! you see the one giant spider sitting on the back of the toilet AND YOU FUCKING GO SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE! the hell were you expecting to find!!??

#5
Aw sweet an acid party

#1 fucking hard style.

#2 I want that mask so badly been searching for 6 months- don't judge if someone shows up to a party as a Raptor shits getting wild

After seeing #17 I now understand why men often leave the toilet seat up. I'm sorry for never appreciating it earlier…

#18 So you answered a question incorrectly, then come and bitch about the fact that your prof is an idiot because he only gave you marks for what you earned and didn't know a website? You sound like the idiot to me…

#1 ~See you drivin' 'round town with the girl I love and I'm like…~

#1 what'cha talkin about willis

Ok Chive, first the Caylee Anthony pic and now this? #11 Bad taste!

my best friend's mom makes $77 an hour on the computer. She has been out of job for 9 months but last month her check was $7487 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read about it here CashLazy.com

Seriously???? #17 made my heart skip a beat..holy crap!! I hate spiders!!

#1 So MTV… This the new whip, numsayin? PAID FO.. STRAIGHT CASH.

Oh and #25 WHO THE FUCK DOESNT LOVE PHIL COLLINS!?

#1 Behold, the king of swag.

I really love these gimaes. First, of course, the owl. But there’s something about them that is soft that makes them even more wonderful. Did you do something in post to create that?

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