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September 30, 2011 |
In: Funny, Perfect Timing
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#13 Jesus: The early years.
He was still confused about his sexuality at that age
#11 Jesus: The adolescent years.
Jesus Alleged Girlfriend #9
#9 OH HI!!!
can't we go back to c-c-c-combo breakers? just slightly less annoying than people who don't realize they're only the 1,000,000,000,000th chump to do that…sigh.
I've seen you around trying to get 'firsts' before… you still suck at life!
#13 He has risen
Nope! Now pick your egg shaped ass up off the pavement, go home, slit your wrists, sit in the corner and cry. You fail at life!
Ya, look atthe crest, repeats
You think? lol.
Plus that's the guy from that movie the day after tomorrow I think
he really should turn the volume down… never know what might be behind him…
yes fake, why the fuck would he be raking the beach? lmao
because fuck you thats why!
The wave is real, its called teahupoo and its in tahiti, beach is not there obviously, wave is bout a half mile out breaking over the barrier reef.
lmao hilarious dude
Pretty sure this from the movie set of "Chronicals of Narnia – Voyage of the Dawn Treader". In the end, they walk through a big wave.
21 has to be fake
#21 There ya go.
Hello from Eden Prairie
No fucking way. I'm from EP, going to school in Chicago right now, but I hail from Eden Prairie.
Your shittin me! I've never even heard of Eden Prairie, and guess how many f*ck's I give about Eden Prairie. Why don't you two take your conversation over to Match.com.
Jesus dude, Do you have some anger issues?
No, why would you think that Timis? What would have ever gave you such an idea?
P.S. – It was a joke.
I don't get your logic here. You obiviously posted the shitty "21 has to be fake" comment above. Meaning you already posted a comment which would have been first, even though your retard slow and are in like 15th place. So you decide to put first after posting a comment. Well if i were you i stay away from sharp objects and stay indoors because eventually Darwin is gonna find you.
#21 Heheheheheheee wipe oooout!
Fake, look at the wave crest, it repeats, same outward and inward in 2 places.
#5 Obviously failed ninja school
no way man, the ninja is the 3rd person in the picture. Whoopin' all sorts of ass!
#18 the one whale you will see all day on your stupid tour.. wonder who was the focus of the picture?
#19 .. i fail at life
Whales fly and steal ice cream? Needs a photoshop!
#21 Holy Shit Is that a Sony Walkman!!!!!!????
i remember in grade school when i got a walkman…right before Discman became affordable
#10 belongs in the douchebag gallery.
#15 OH SHIT!!!
wonder how this one ended. in a heap on top of the photographer? snap, that can't end well.
starting to get annoying
That's Kerry Skarbakka. He's an artist who takes pictures of himself falling. Today show had him on.
Ryan Dunn, the early years
I wonder why he's no longer appearing in recent Jackass episodes. Did he quit?
- the one you love to hate
Can someone explain #9?
a syncronized swimmer entering the water
it's a girl jumping into a pool with a pose.
….i don't know how elaborate any further on that
I've got news for you buddy,,,
#1 I don't wanna see that guy's GAP…
#6 Still trying to figure this one out… I'll stick with dude with his head up a dogs ass unless someone has something better
Meow, how about: dude with his head up a pussy?
- Image search: "guy with head in pussy" with safe search off… SLIGHTLY nsfw
Thats one big pussy
you volunteering your vag?
he'd like to see it from your perspective but he can't stick his head that far up the dog's ass
So many need the caption "That's gonna leave a mark".
#14 Dad's first mistake: Standing in front of a kid hitting golf balls. Dad's second mistake: Not teaching his son how to get his lower body into the swing.
That picture is also calling for the Tiger Wood's golf shot photoshop.
easy photo to take. you have the kid stand there in that pose, then have someone lob the ball up in front of the lense while taking the picture.
i still have that problem…
He needs to flat-load his feet so he can snap-load his power package. Amateur.
#20 Too easy
White Boxer FTW
#12 Jeremy Clarkson
too funny still would love to have the ATOM
Kiwi from Carlos & Charles in cozumel…that fucking guy rules. Met him 2 weeks ago when I was there
What a waste of nitrous…
Chivers, if I fall like #15, will you catch me, or…?
hah! You'd get pushed.
I would provide you a place to land. Read in to that what you may.
I can't rely on you to catch me, you fucking shiver all the time.
So what's the story, why are you so hated?
cause she is a troll who takes special delight in embarassing and humiliating chivers (not very well either )
Really isn't that hard to embarass and humiliate chivers though. A trained monkey can be a successful troll with you morons.
where's the penis party tonight, fellas? wanna come over?
Onward internet avenger.
Oh nobody really hates me, it's just that they can't stand that I never fail at being FIRST when I want to, for starters.
They can't help but read my brilliant comments because they rock, but then they complain about them. It's like I wrote earlier today: "For some reason you never hear someone complaining how it would hurt to shoot a bullet trough your foot just before they shoot a bullet trough their foot. Chivers are particularly dumb that way."
Also it has something to do with train wrecks… must be an american thing, best let an american explain that.
- the one they love to hate (says it all really)
Well I guess that's that
rah rah um great you suck that's all you ever say and all that reallyy means that you revel in self grandure which is as lame as it gets. you are truly irrelevant and not funny in anyway. oh sure you have your "friends" but in the end you are a lonely bitch. so STFU
Ah it's the irrelevant guy again… actually the second one besides BIll57. You guys would make a great couple. Not that you'd have any other friends as nobody likes to hear you ladies nag all bloody day.
we love to troll the Asshole Troll STFU bitch get a life
OK, so… when do you start trolling?
In this case, I can assure you the landing area would be rock solid.
Paula, we'll be the ones who PUSHED YOU!
I got your back no problem
Thanks my man, and likewise!
have you taken a shower this week?
#6 "Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it? ..No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass… No, wait. It's gotta be your bull. " shut up richard
#2 Fuck yo drum
Music Police respectfully disagrees with your taste in music.
He must be playing disco
beware of the killer drum
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