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Photos caught at just the right moment (21 Photos)

September 30, 2011 | In: Funny, Perfect Timing

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The_Arkitekt

#13 Jesus: The early years.

Blumpkin

He was still confused about his sexuality at that age
ThatGuy

#11 Jesus: The adolescent years.

ROb

Jesus Alleged Girlfriend #9

MacNCheesePro

#9 OH HI!!!

wsmith

Oh Herro!

jroc

first?

MacNCheesePro

NOPE!
Rogerer X

can't we go back to c-c-c-combo breakers? just slightly less annoying than people who don't realize they're only the 1,000,000,000,000th chump to do that…sigh.
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

I've seen you around trying to get 'firsts' before… you still suck at life!

http://www.facebook.com/THIS.SPACE.4.RENT Tim Love

#13 He has risen
Humpty Dumpty

First!!!!!!!!

MacNCheesePro

Nope! Now pick your egg shaped ass up off the pavement, go home, slit your wrists, sit in the corner and cry. You fail at life!

jroc

fake? #21

Wally W.

Yep.
BiGGyT

Ya, look atthe crest, repeats
ebits21

You think? lol.
http://www.facebook.com/jonathan.prack Jonathan Prack

Plus that's the guy from that movie the day after tomorrow I think
Master_Rahl

he really should turn the volume down… never know what might be behind him…
LaLakers2408

yes fake, why the fuck would he be raking the beach? lmao

Harry Carry

because fuck you thats why!

SurferBra

The wave is real, its called teahupoo and its in tahiti, beach is not there obviously, wave is bout a half mile out breaking over the barrier reef.

Fail

No….

No YOU fail

Actually yes.
john

lmao hilarious dude

ApparentNarniaNerd

Pretty sure this from the movie set of "Chronicals of Narnia – Voyage of the Dawn Treader". In the end, they walk through a big wave.

bloomington MN

21 has to be fake

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000018963941 Tim Brown

#21 There ya go.

bloomington MN

first

Timis

Hello from Eden Prairie

http://thechive.com ontherun1989

No fucking way. I'm from EP, going to school in Chicago right now, but I hail from Eden Prairie.

DoomsDayDub

Your shittin me! I've never even heard of Eden Prairie, and guess how many f*ck's I give about Eden Prairie. Why don't you two take your conversation over to Match.com.

Timis

Jesus dude, Do you have some anger issues?

DoomsDayDub

No, why would you think that Timis? What would have ever gave you such an idea?

P.S. – It was a joke.

DirtyNJ

I don't get your logic here. You obiviously posted the shitty "21 has to be fake" comment above. Meaning you already posted a comment which would have been first, even though your retard slow and are in like 15th place. So you decide to put first after posting a comment. Well if i were you i stay away from sharp objects and stay indoors because eventually Darwin is gonna find you.

DementedGeek

#21 Heheheheheheee wipe oooout!

BiGGyT

Fake, look at the wave crest, it repeats, same outward and inward in 2 places.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000018963941 Tim Brown

#5 Obviously failed ninja school

Master_Rahl

no way man, the ninja is the 3rd person in the picture. Whoopin' all sorts of ass!

Ferret

#18 the one whale you will see all day on your stupid tour.. wonder who was the focus of the picture?

Ferret

#19 .. i fail at life
MacNCheesePro

Whales fly and steal ice cream? Needs a photoshop!

Lance Bass

#21 Holy Shit Is that a Sony Walkman!!!!!!????

hMMMM

COBY
Dr_StrangePants

i remember in grade school when i got a walkman…right before Discman became affordable

Blindsided5

#10 belongs in the douchebag gallery.
Carlos Spicy Weiner

#15 OH SHIT!!!

ebits21

My favourite
Master_Rahl

wonder how this one ended. in a heap on top of the photographer? snap, that can't end well.

The Chivery

starting to get annoying

tim

That's Kerry Skarbakka. He's an artist who takes pictures of himself falling. Today show had him on.
Justin

Ryan Dunn, the early years

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

I wonder why he's no longer appearing in recent Jackass episodes. Did he quit?

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

poopface

Can someone explain #9?

2pumpdump

a syncronized swimmer entering the water
Dr_StrangePants

it's a girl jumping into a pool with a pose.
….i don't know how elaborate any further on that
Auz_E

I've got news for you buddy,,,

AssClown

#1 I don't wanna see that guy's GAP…
jasgat

#6 Still trying to figure this one out… I'll stick with dude with his head up a dogs ass unless someone has something better

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Meow, how about: dude with his head up a pussy?

Hugs,
Paula
- Image search: "guy with head in pussy" with safe search off… SLIGHTLY nsfw

MooseMoose

Thats one big pussy
Rogerer X

you volunteering your vag?
Stan_Dalone

he'd like to see it from your perspective but he can't stick his head that far up the dog's ass

http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

So many need the caption "That's gonna leave a mark".
cheezman100

#14 Dad's first mistake: Standing in front of a kid hitting golf balls. Dad's second mistake: Not teaching his son how to get his lower body into the swing.

MEEEE

I concur
Matt

That picture is also calling for the Tiger Wood's golf shot photoshop.
Tony

easy photo to take. you have the kid stand there in that pose, then have someone lob the ball up in front of the lense while taking the picture.
Lobbin

i still have that problem…
Blumpkin

He needs to flat-load his feet so he can snap-load his power package. Amateur.

NaNaNaMatmaN

#20 Too easy

http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

White Boxer FTW

Almost

#12 Jeremy Clarkson

hamster

too funny still would love to have the ATOM
wowza

Kiwi from Carlos & Charles in cozumel…that fucking guy rules. Met him 2 weeks ago when I was there
teh_shard

What a waste of nitrous…

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Chivers, if I fall like #15, will you catch me, or…?

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

some-dude

Catch? Fall?

hah! You'd get pushed.
http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

I would provide you a place to land. Read in to that what you may.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

I can't rely on you to catch me, you fucking shiver all the time.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

MooseMoose

So what's the story, why are you so hated?

Stan_Dalone

cause she is a troll who takes special delight in embarassing and humiliating chivers (not very well either )

Guesty

Really isn't that hard to embarass and humiliate chivers though. A trained monkey can be a successful troll with you morons.

Guesty

where's the penis party tonight, fellas? wanna come over?
TRON

win

Sleeps_Salone

Onward internet avenger.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Oh nobody really hates me, it's just that they can't stand that I never fail at being FIRST when I want to, for starters.
They can't help but read my brilliant comments because they rock, but then they complain about them. It's like I wrote earlier today: "For some reason you never hear someone complaining how it would hurt to shoot a bullet trough your foot just before they shoot a bullet trough their foot. Chivers are particularly dumb that way."

Also it has something to do with train wrecks… must be an american thing, best let an american explain that.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one they love to hate (says it all really)

MooseMoose

Well I guess that's that
Stan_Dalone

rah rah um great you suck that's all you ever say and all that reallyy means that you revel in self grandure which is as lame as it gets. you are truly irrelevant and not funny in anyway. oh sure you have your "friends" but in the end you are a lonely bitch. so STFU

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Ah it's the irrelevant guy again… actually the second one besides BIll57. You guys would make a great couple. Not that you'd have any other friends as nobody likes to hear you ladies nag all bloody day.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Stan_Dalone

we love to troll the Asshole Troll STFU bitch get a life

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

OK, so… when do you start trolling?

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

In this case, I can assure you the landing area would be rock solid.

NebraskaGuy

Paula, we'll be the ones who PUSHED YOU!

Stan_Dalone

I got your back no problem

NebraskaGuy

Thanks my man, and likewise!

sixdeadelves

have you taken a shower this week?

JD Marsh

#6 "Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it? ..No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass… No, wait. It's gotta be your bull. " shut up richard
obobo

#2 Fuck yo drum

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Music Police respectfully disagrees with your taste in music.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate
Jak

He must be playing disco
Stan_Dalone

beware of the killer drum

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