This dream Laguna Beach home for a mere 9.9 million

  • ontherun1989

    #9 Awesome view. Time go take a loan and pray that i win the lottery!

  • @ADavis41

    Pocket change.

  • jrey81

    Holy Shit! like Stark's house in the Iron Man movies. that'd be a nice upgrade from my NY apt. shared w/ 2 roommates….

  • jrey81

    #5 would be a nice way to get cleaned up in the morning…

  • Sean

    I know where I'd set my bong..

  • chicago

    Quite nice. Yet – I'll pass, needs a bigger backyard and higher ceilings. where are the TGIF's?…

  • JROC

    "i'da got him 10" haha

  • Hunter X

    I dunno. Maybe if the Chive bought it and let me live in it for a year, I could make a more informed opinion. 😀

    • Hunter X

      I'll even host Chive meet ups to help you with tax deductions… ^_^

  • hMMMM

    #12 – assholes. that thing deserves to be driven, and i volunteer.

    • DanbyRaider

      I'm pretty sure that is a garage/elevator b/c you know, everybody needs their Mercedes in the living room when they aren't driving it.

      • JimmyD

        It is the elevator to the garage.

        • Smitty

          Why didn't BatMan think of that?

          • Sonal Bahl

            u know you have enough $ when… your $200k ride comes back to ur room with you. I bet this one is just for the maid(s).

    • Car Enthusiast

      Nissan GTR over benz all day any day.

      • 2pumpdump

        Rice over that. Your wacked

  • NebraskaGuy

    It's all fun and games until this baby SLIDES into the ocean next time SoCal has a 'weather event'!

    #12 Waste of good money if you can't drive it! 😦

    • JROC

      im betting thats a lift

      • NebraskaGuy

        Ahhh I see that now, thanks!

    • evanligus

      It's a car lift… of course you can drive it !

    • paweeze

      its actually the garage, it's a car elevator… part of the 9.9 million dollar, those things are horribly expensive

  • EzLoan

    I bet in '04 anyone here coulda gotten a loan for this place.

    • 2pumpdump

      way to go "merica"

  • Iam_Dave

    Just make sure your not home when THE LANDSLIDE HAPPENS! #2

    • caleb


  • 2nd year senior

    If I had 10 mil, I'd buy your mom

    • DanbyRaider

      I think "Your Mom" jokes need to make it a memory lane post.

      • Obama4Lyfe

        Your mom needs a memory lane post

        • Billy

          U R A FUCKING IDIOT!!!!

    • acoustrix

      You'd get a lot of change back.

    • 2pumpdump

      and I'd sell her to ya

  • MooseMoose

    The owner shall never fap again

  • rock reezy

    Forget it tools…even if u hit the lottery its still 10k / month in property taxes alone. Go back to dreaming of getting off your moms couch and into her basement !

    • HatBomb

      A touch over $5500 a month actually, but whos counting?

  • Charlie

    I guess I better buy a lottery ticket

    • nais

      Keyen garasinya gan

  • wyfair

    I'll take one of those to go please!

  • Emma Oliver

    wondering if this was used in Gattaca?!

  • Unfkngblvbl

    I'm sorry, but rugs?, architecture?? It's Friday and I didn't visit the Chive for this today. I could go to Better Homes and Gardens anytime I want.

  • Coldzilla

    FML =/

  • Yep

    That would be fun during an earthquake…………

  • Commando00

    Nice house but looks more "for show than for go!"……..I'd be afraid to sit in/on anythng except for the sweet ass Benz!!

  • The Chive sucks!!!!

    For $9 million.. I've seen better.

    Plus where are the fucking TGIFs?!?!?!?! Its not like you people do anything in that office you got! Quit sucking off people John, you fag, and get shit done!

    • Unfkngblvbl

      ….and I get thumbs down for the Better Homes and Gardens comment…WTF?

  • Nard

    www dot twitter dot com slash model bubbles

  • trumeth

    Forget the property tax, think of all the windex you would have to buy.

    • Kris

      Exactly! Who's going to clean this big-ass house? I guess I'll convert to Mormonism when I can afford to buy this place. Many wives could come in handy here.

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