When I see girls in dresses like this I just freeze and pull a stupid face (30 Photos)

  • http://www.facebook.com/RDanielKellly Ryan Kelly

    me gusta.. 1st..?

    • da2conan

      #7 I think we found the caboose

  • ranga


    • ItellzItLikeItIz

      I'm sorry to break it to you but your best friend's mom is a cam whore.

  • Iam_Dave

    I want.

    • zanno

      me too

    • asdf

      cora skinner

    • rtype

      i'll take 2 to go

    • Kenai

      did everyone on the first page just *skip* #28??

    • WhoreCatcher

      Well all you gotta do is go out and capture one.

  • http://www.facebook.com/tonydeli7 Antonis Deligiannis

    You made my day…


    • Travis


      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000212541689 Matt Nowak

        Who is she??? Other than Stunning!!!

        • Dude

          Aly Michalka, she's in the movie Easy A and some crappy show on the CW. Smokin' hot though.

        • Jen

          really? you must slay the women with lines like that……

          • Matt Nowak

            You must attract all the men with an attitude like that…….bitch.

    • ughugh

      must resist urge to leap barricade and spank that one so hard

    • bbqboobs

      *flipping you off*

      • 0934r

        *thumbed her up for spamming you retards*

  • AngryBrownAsianMan

    I drooled on all of them…

    That blue can on the floor of #9 looked like a dildo. lol

    • Chiver In Bio

      FAT ASS!

    • Kcruz09

      I've got some bad news for you if you noticed the "dildo"

      • McBeastie

        I've got bad news for people who still use the "bad news" line…you're not clever.

        • Kcruz09

          Yet you just used the "bad news" line on me.

          • 5..

            @Kcruz09 – just stop while you're behind

          • Nowe

            shut the fuck up. you got owned. deal with it.

          • Irony

            The two people above me need to mind their own fucking business

    • IsEveryoneAsian

      Let's get something straight here…asians are yellow

    • ExhaustedGamer

      I ejaculated on all of them.

  • blankman

    I want #24

    • Afghanistan2011

      Me too!

      • KidCherub

        I'm going to have to say Chive NEVER ever EVER features Indian or Middle Eastern girls…COME ON

        • -94328

          that's because they're a bunch of super-white douchebags.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Betcha can't eat just 1

  • blackheimdall

    Ahhhh… just what I needed before I go to sleep…

  • MonkeyMadness

    #13 Not sure if this is a dude. Thanks to Chive, I can't tell anymore!! 😦

    • Iam_Dave

      so true mate. u gotta wonder especially when they say theyre from thailand or something. Cheers

    • Travis

      I don't even care

      • tooptoop

        … got fucked though…

    • Freddy Mercury

      all joking aside, anyone who can't tell that's a chick, has probably(accidentally) banged quite a few dudes in their time.

      • The Chivery

        We're Chivers, so it was never accidental.

        Chive on!

    • Leo Vzainszceskov

      Im willing to take the risk, mate.

    • BallsOfSteel

      Why don't you man the fuck up and take a chance you faggot.

  • indifference

    I never thought that a post would be on par with FLBP, especially as I lika' da bewbies, but I think this just might be.


    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Mighty fine caboose right there.

    • Ha.Ha.

      what is she doing by the train tracks in that thing?

    • Elifaite Dumervil

      Jello can"t come close

  • LaLakers2408

    Life is unfair……

    • Chris

      I'm hearing you mate.

      So unfair

      • tdk869

        "she" looks like a drag queen. but if thats what you're into….

        • Jen

          yeah, she does.

        • LaLakers2408

          dnt care about the face, look at the tits

    • Elifaite Dumervil

      You are sooooo hottttt

  • ThornyDevil

    Yep. I fapped.

    • Dick

      Oh yeah me too. Let's start a circlejerk!

  • rocknrollguy

    yes some of these are nice, but quite a few look like unbelievably high maintenance. #29 takes the win for me.

    • joe

      love the pic , what her name ?

      • chase

        cora skinner

  • strangeperson

    is way too cute

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1485290783 Marcus McConnell

      MOAR please and thank you!

      • strangeperson

        I concur. All beautiful women should be obligated by law to wear dresses like this

        • tim

          is way too cute, for you

    • Triumph

      Not too cute for me to poop on.

  • Shawn

    #8 Good thing we know that they are 15 because it says so on the poster behind them…

    • Dan

      None of the 15 year olds I went to school with looked like that. I was robbed!

    • Lt. Nick Bradshaw

      And then if you look to the right and notice the "Friends" poster cirque 1990's, you can resume fapping!

    • Xsoldier2000

      If you noticed the poster behind them, I have bad news for you……

    • Tomas

      If that be the case, then find #8 on the left in three years. 😉

  • Chiver

    Excuse me, Chive. Yous aid there was 30 pics. Only saw up to #13. Care to explain?

    • Afghanistan2011

      Reload the page….

      • Oi Vey

        I think he (or she) was making a joke, Dude…

      • Stan_Dalone

        he can't reload himself lol

    • AnthonySyl

      yet you posted a comment

    • Zing

      Well, if you kept on scrolling rather than stop, masturbate, then fall asleep afterwards, you might have seen the other magnificent 17 pictures.

  • Dan

    #4 wins for me!

    • lokito4u

      We need to find the girl on the white dress…..the is smoking hooootttt!!!!!

      • qwert

        … or both

        can we find both?

        • The_Dood

          Going to have to side with both on this one…

          • Jen

            agreed. you BOTH are fags.

        • OQuijas

          find them, then send them to my place, I'll send them back maybe three days later (after they do the laundry, iron my stuff and feed the dog)

      • Nick

        Fairly sure thats Rosie Jones

      • anonymous


        Her name is Paige, she's an AEPhi at UT. Fine as hell.

        • Damian

          Nice Chive. You found these girls a stalker. Hope you're proud of yourselves.

    • Truth

      "Ready to go out, turn a bunch of hopeless guys on at the club,get free drinks, and go home to our boyfriends/husbands?"

      • hotchickattheclub

        Somebody sounds bitter.

    • Greg


  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000829687118 Cedric Schlosser

    #5 do want more than anything else..

  • dan

    well this has certainly put me in a good mood for the day ahead, nice one chive!

    • ICame

      This post made me tired and sleepy.

  • amplidudes


    • Nevenem

      kelly karloff… uff…

    • TDub66

      Headed for a night out on the town in Douchevilllllle!

  • jason dean

    This post makes up for the fucking spiders in the previous one.

  • Sweden!

    I want #5

  • waffles

    Who is 24!?

    • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles


      • EasilyImpressed


      • plix?

        Nice one. Still… Name anyone?

  • Jeff

    Give me the girl in the white dress in #4

    • shldbworkin

      That is the wonderful Rosie Jones

    • ImNotKidding

      Out of all the girls and you choose her? You have worse taste than my blind, retarded cousin.

  • jasonlee

    #2 #21
    My gf/wife could never dress like that. We'd never get out of the house. 😉

    • NebraskaGuy

      You have both?

      Not sure if lucky or doomed …

      • jasonlee

        Nice. You're right though- I don't know if I could handle TWO that looked like that all the time, but by god, I'd TRY. Ladies?

        • DoomsDayDub

          You don't want a chick that feels the need to dress like that to go to the grocery store. I don't care how nice Wegman's is!

          • Hunter X

            but if the alternative is a chick that couldn't dress like that to go to the grocery store….

            • DoomsDayDub

              Who said the alternative was a chick who COULDN'T dress like that??? Surely not me. The point is she is trying too hard, it's a grocery store. It's not about her being hot enough, she is, it's about the high maintenance and insecurity factor.

          • Brandon

            Men who get chicks who dress like that are secure and don't care. It's only insecure losers that try to control how their woman dresses.

            • DoomsDayDub

              Men who get hot chicks would understand that this is obviously an insecure, high maintenance chick. Is she hot? Yes. Is she trying way too hard by wearing her freak-um dress to the grocery store? Hell yes! I have a hot wife, and I don't control what she wears at all. In fact, I am the one who tends to pick more sexy things than she usually would, but she wouldn't be my wife if she was the kind of chick that felt this was necessary. Also, the men who tend to date these attention starving chicks are usually the Jersey shore douche-looking guys.

    • MisogynisticPig

      Yeah, I'd put a them on a leash and tie them to a strip pole to make sure they would never leave too.

  • KevinMcBerger

    #12 I love Anna Kournikowa!

    • SuperFlyHighGuy

      If you love her so much, you should let her penetrate your ass.

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