Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • https://www.facebook.com/BigDaddyLuvv Bill Ivory


    • Japanese Facts.

      #7 I bet this is you.

      • SuperiorTo8

        Well put sir

    • Undershooter30

      Bill… Gently take a step away from the key board and fuck your own face. Thanks

    • Alf


    • merrowyerrow

      nice first sir

    • AngryChiver

      Don't steal Paula's spot!

    • ThePerson

      You win a prostate exam from wolverine.

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      Congrats douche bag… you're still a loser! Now die.

      • FACE!

        whoa captain negativity, save that smacktalk for xbox live in your moms basement while she cooks you some hot pockets.

        • TRON


  • Japanese Facts.

    #16 seems legit. That is until he gets caught and becomes so rone in #11

    • MacNCheesePro

      Macbook Pro, Macbook Pro, Macbook Pro, Big Mac!

    • Boom!

      forever arone….

      • Credulator

        a "seems legit" and a "forever alone"(doubled as a tired ass asian joke). you people officially have the most worthless comments on the internet.

        • Harry Carry

          I'm gonna go ahead and make the third most worthless comment with this…

          U mad?

          • Credulator


  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #5 Assclown, does that feel funny to you?
    #15 MAC! Stop sneaking photos in to Happy Feet's galleries! You're ruining them!
    #24 Captain's log! I bet you asshats didn't catch that one.

    – reposting is the new recycling! Chive Rules!

    • PoppinFresh

      Can't we just delete her bullshit? She's gotta be the worst part about this site. There's gotta be something we can do… Even now, I can't stand the idea that she is going to respond to this delighted that I'm talking about her to give her that attention she so desperately craves. Deleting Paula's comments should be something the intern can handle, right? It would just make things SOOO much better.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        This comment hasn't been deleted by an administrator.

      • Anti-Paula

        It's only something we can do together as a community. If nobody thumbs her up, or down or replies to her comments then she will eventually go away. Like a fart in the wind. Pass on the message.

        • Guess What

          Paula IS the author of the post. AKA BOB. It only makes sense. Otherwise that shit would be done already.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            CHIVE! I want an animated gif of Bob doing his "Happy jumpy jumpy Feet" dance. Turns me on more than feeling up Lauren ❤ while listening to Barry White singing and Morgan Freeman narrating.

            – the one you love to hate

            • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

              You're beyond annoying… and the fact that you're getting + thumbs is just wrong. Fuck off Paula. Come on Chivers….

              • jiooij

                that's what you get for having faith in the lame-ass chivers. dumbass.

      • sniggi


    • Guz

      Hats off to the captain's log comment.

      • Afghanistan2011

        Yes, I guess I am an asshat. I missed it, but thanks to Paula I got a chuckle.

    • Boom!

      catch this…

  • ?uest

    #13 is watching previews for Sesame Street's upcoming snuff film.

  • MrMagicFingers

    Always makes me sad to see gravestones from people my age, just doesnt seem right.

    • dude

      there are only going to be more…

      • emilie

        But hopefully not as many while we're in our 20s and 30s.

    • The_Dood

      Yeah I noticed that he was born just over a year before me… It just feels weird.

      • Stan_Dalone

        dying young is a sad thing to happen to anyone

        • Foosbah

          unless it happens to you. then it's party time!

          • Stan_Dalone

            such an ass

            • 0-l-

              u mad bro?

              • [.p[;

                He obviously is(that why he always thumbs up his own comments twice, and opposing comments twice. It's always TWICE. Seems legit…..).

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=77100504 Kyle Bartley

        He was born two months after me. That sucks.

    • Boom!

      Felt the same way bro…

  • SpiffyTrousers

    #17 I have the inexplicable urge to go play Katamari Damacy right now.

    • MrAliasMan

      I just want to know why that woman is wearing an oversized napkin with napkin ring on her head.

    • ConstableDubs

      All hail King of the Cosmos!

  • http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/funny-hilarious-pics-0.jpg Tommy

    Like a boss!

  • Arkriverrat

    #5 you can't tell, but there's 30 other clowns on that ride
    and who isn't excited for the Arrested Development new season and movie?!
    and good DMA Chive, now i can go to bed.

  • http://www.facebook.com/MisterMcGiggles Mark McGinnis

    Holy shit. So much win in this post. My favorite post in chive history.

    • Undershooter30

      New to chive or just never looked at the DAR?

      • Stan_Dalone

        must be new

  • Robozombiejesus

    #15 is some creepy shit

  • Catence

    #21 HELL YES!!!! Episodes and a movie?!!! Can't wait!

  • Undershooter30

    #3 Pilot: "whatcha doin?"
    Guy chillin in cargo bay: "Nothin… thinkin bout stuff."

  • Micky

    40 yr old virgin?

    • MacNCheesePro

      I would wear that just to fuck with people, lol!

    • zing

      Your average chiver.

      • ssakei

        just what i was thinking.

        • The Chivery

          both of you homos are contributing to the individual known as "the average chiver", retards.

  • Undershooter30

    #7 No way, my thumbs are way bigger than that thanks to xbox

    • ovbiousss

      Typical Chiver.

      • ijoi443

        nah. the typical chiver is much fatter and uglier.

      • Undershooter30

        Nope typical college student/baseball player. We love to party, chive and play xbox.

        • ldr103

          More like typical douche bag.

          • Undershooter30

            Say what you want, hate if you want. I just stated what alot of guys on our team did. Douche bag? Thats a big guess considering you have never met me but ok. I hope others are more accepting of your judging ass in future posts.

        • The Chivery

          i love to rip on people who come to this website. oh wait, am i on this website?

  • Big Los


    Austin, Texas ladies and gentlemen.

    • emilie

      I lol'd when I recognized the area code. God bless Austin

  • Frank

    #11 Forever alone face edit please.

    • MacNCheesePro

      Forever arone!

    • Piesmagicos

      I feel terrible for that poor bastard 😦

  • http://www.boomtownradio.co.uk gifted_beatnik

    #21 better than his foreign policy.

    • Stan_Dalone

      almost anything is better than any of his policies

      • The_Dood

        I laughed harder than I ever do at that comment.

        • Ha.Ha.

          please don't encourage this guy.

      • Markus

        Except the current crop of Republican presidential candidates. What a laughing stock.

    • Piesmagicos

      All of you shut the hell up about political nonsense..i come to this site to get away from that crap! Goto huffingtonpost/fox news if you want to bicker about that stuff. Leave this site pure from the spins and hatred.

  • Cocrates

    #3 is the epitome of a fuck not being given

    • Noah_Knuff

      just a lazy afternoon flight for him

  • heywoodjablowme

    #23 they forgot Walt's goatee, still cool tho. And #24 WTF happened to Capt. Picard??!!

    • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

      It's originally The Log Lady from Twin Peaks (http://tinyurl.com/5p4xjl). Not sure why the Picard edit though.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Captain's log. Get it? LOG!

        – the one you love to hate

  • Joe

    #20 It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walking around here. I gotta send him back to the south pole

    • Stan_Dalone

      Penguin school for the gifted

    • amrith777

      Believe it or not–I think this is legit interaction based on an article I read about humans raising/training animals and not wanting them to "bond" with humans lest they not be able to interact with their own species,especially if/when being released back into the wild.

    • Paul

      I really want to buy one of those!! It actually looks real compared to other costumes.

  • shanemcguire88

    delayed reaction much?!?!

    • Smile

      Love how the last girl notices but just keeps on going

    • what?troll

      this is how it is with these self centered, pretentious snubs – no one give a shit about anyone but themselves.

  • bngn3000

    #7 I always imagined Paula being hairier

  • Sandrine

    #5 Hey, that's Nemesis! Man, that is my favourite rollercoaster. This is the first time ever wished I was a clown/

    • josh

      you are a clown

  • HectorGum

    #24 That is wrong and disturbing in so many ways.

    • panama99

      Jean Luc's sister Myrtle….the pretty one

    • aaron

      Twin Peaks?

      • kit


  • SenorWilson

    #7 Funny. My schools internet went down while studying in the computer science lab. After 5 minutes of no internet, all 12 people started an awesome pictionary session which lasted for an hour and a half. Good times.

    • windowlicker

      Cool story bro.

      • Frank

        Ha, that never ever gets old. Ever…

        • Billy

          Yes, yes it does.

          • Colloie

            2nded. retire that shit already.

            • 0-l-


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