Get low, get dirty, and have a good time (32 Photos)

  • Paula_

    FJIIIIIAAAAARrrr….. uuhmmm… never mind. John is threatning to cook my cats by meow.
    Is #24 for an enema? Looks fun!

    – reposting is the new recycling! Chive Rules!

    • Ronniew Civella

      paula wears underwear wit dickholes in em.

      • Paula_

        Uhmm… what you think looks like underwear on me is actually a layer of mold… Just saying.

        – the one you love to hate

        • GernBlansten

          So hot.

          I want to spray you with my disinfectant.


      • Stan_Dalone

        for her own dick

        • Sleep_Salone

          Pathetic, fucking pathetic.

        • 0p;l

          Sleep_Salone is right. you fucking suck.

          • Stan_Dalone

            OOOOOOOOO insults wow that upsets….. No one lmao

            • you suck

              go away

  • Jason White

    MMMMMMM Funky Bull shneeeezy! Lover me some CHIVOLA!!!!!!!$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!

  • OldManChiver

    #18 Seriously WTF?

    • MrMagicFingers

      it's art man, supposed to be WTF

      • Boom!

        or anything WTF is called "art" now….

    • AJ, Fami

      Whats the name of this act, seriously, anyone knows it?

      • Jed


        by Marie Chouinard

        • xXbeermonkeyXx

          shouldnt it be "im out of ideas so i'll just throw some random shit together and call it enlightened"?

    • McG

      Still not as gay as Twilight…

      • Quicktim

        Sure as hell gives it a run for it's money.

      • Brother M.

        you know what is as gay as twilight? constantly mentioning twilight in a lame attempt at being funny. "guess what else guys? JUSTIN BIEBER'S A GIRL/LESBIAN!! ROFLLOL! isn't that so funny and original??"

        • McG

          Brother M. – still not as gay as Twilight…getting closer though…

          • truth

            you love twilight. don't lie. why else would you talk about it more than a tweenage girl?

      • Common Sense

        then why are you here talking about it???

    • Dr_StrangePants


      I was the fist one to post this video on Chive:

      • thedude325

        This should be the new Rick rolled.

      • oughtnot

        … after seeing more all I can say is " WTF harder …."

      • daisygirl81

        It reminds me of like crabs fighting. The sound effects though are amazing, I haven't laughed so hard in days!

    • APuppyNamedToby

      I swear to god there's just no way in hell I'm part of the same human race as these people.

  • jordan

    boba fet really let himself go.

    • Headfade

      Boba Fatt?

      • jordan

        indeed. looks like return of the jelly roll

  • AngryPinkAsianMan

    #24 Oh the things I imagine sometimes….

    • Lex

      Give us a clue….!?

      • Randall Gallegos

        bukkake beer bong. big enough clue for ya?

  • Imagine the..

    49ers to win Super Bowl!

    • Phdonme

      See ya on Thanksgiving….

    • Buford_Justice

      Go Pack Go

      • Badger

        you better be from WI

  • Insomniac

    Insert generic Bobba Fat joke here

    • Insomniac


  • Richard Rice


    i like your style

    • Stan_Dalone

      reminds me of something paula would say lol

      • Red

        get a life.

    • franks


    • SenorWilson

      You like his style until you see him murdering a puppy.

  • Richard Rice


    wgat the fuck

    • Richard Rice

      yeah what

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      big dick johnson jerking off the sandmans singapore cane. wwe never went as low as this

    • daRock

      Of course they have… the Katie Vick "storyline", or the time Mae Young gave birth to Mark Henry's love child… which was a rubber hand. Seriously.

      • Fatality

        What about John Cena becoming the franchise figure and Raw turning PG for an all time law ?

    • Stan

      Wrestling is gay… ?

    • FACE!

      Evidence of wrestling being gay

    • Joe

      Yup, this pretty much sums up all professional wrestling.

      • The Chivery

        Exactly. That's why us Chivers love it so.

        Chive on!

        • The Chivery

          sorry i'm late on the comments today, i just had a marathon bang sesh with 3 hot dudes from next door that i never knew were JUST LIKE ME!

          we chived afterwards.

  • Josh Gorter

    #1 I think this at least the 3rd or 4th time I have seen this on the chive

    • blah

      from the movie 'whale riders'

    • Horseface

      Only the third or fourth? You must be new here…..

    • Paula_

      So, what are YOU doing to remedy this problem? Are you submitting enough pics?

      – the one submitting pics every meow and then

      • Josh Gorter

        I have submitted photos and none of them be accepted.

    • snowboardstud911

      and I bet you still chuckled at the fact they are on a beached whale, that unfortunately looks like an ugly girl.

  • Katerina Zoi Kepenekou

    #8 perfect for the timeline of fb?????

    • The_Dood

      Every picture of of you is of you when you're older!
      -Mitch Hedberg

      • Craigery

        Close, but it's…

        "Every picture is of you when you were younger."
        -Mitch Hedberg

        • The_Dood

          That's what I thought but it doesn't make as much sense without putting the entire lead up to it. And I didn't mean to put two of's in it either.

          • Yonger vs. Older

            *missed point completely

            • The_Dood

              Wow, no shit. I just realized that I said older. Well I've had my brain fart for the day. Time to go to sleep…

  • KenRayJen

    #19 good for you Patton Oswalt

    • commodoresixtyfour

      its like they only made this to cash in on the huge sucess of death bed the bed that eats people

      • commodoresixtyfour

        or er success

  • Iam_Dave

    Chug Chug Chug!

    • Pwndu232

      To quote Spaceballs : "Suck, Suck, Suck…."

      • tralfaz

        we're switching from suck to blow

  • cableguy2011

    #17 I want to go there!

    • F. Gump

      It's the girls of the Tilted Kilt. The new Hooters. Coming to a town near you.

      • BentWrenches

        Just now opening in San Diego.I'm there!

        • Jason

          Just now? I think you are a couple years late.

          • BentWrenches

            usually I am—

        • Will Moog

          No, they are opening a SECOND one here in SD. They have had one by the ball park for years.

    • dirtysteve99

      It ain't Scotland, I can tell you that for damn sure.

    • J40

      I too love the Tilted Kilt

    • Shant1k

      well you're gonna have to wait!

    • Anti-Joke Chicken

      They are women so it should be waitresses not waiters. Like steward and stewardess. Unless they are just really hot post op trannys.

    • Matt

      I'll take the short haired brunette with glasses please.

      • Paul


    • Yep

      Jail baiters gonna bait

    • 9048

      that's still not going to cure you of your virginity. just sayin.

  • SkyVader

    #32 That actually is as gay as Twilight.

    • DarkChochiman

      Sandman? The toughest wrestler in history? Maybe as gay as Harry Potter, but not as gay as Twilight (nothing is as gay as Twilight)

    • FACE!

      yeah nothing is as gay as sparkling vampires that do fuck all but moan about life

    • blue death


      • 0p;l

        hey, guys! you know what totally NOT gay? us talking about Twilight everyday on the chive!

        • 0p;l


  • bigcat72

    #12 #13 Umm… BOTH!

    • SNF

      overdose of photo shop

      • dorkfish

        I fuckin hope so

      • The...

        prove to me it's shopped

      • DoomsDayDub

        Someone has obviously never had the pleasure of spending time with some fine latina's. Those may be the tightest pants I've ever seen, but those asses are all real!

        • indifference

          You must have missed the link above your post, sir. Take a look, go on. You've clearly never had the pleasure of spending time with some fine Latina's either. Now gtfo.

          • DoomsDayDub

            Hey, I'll be wrong about one picture, but those asses are nothing out of the ordinary for some chicks, and that was my point. Now STFU.

        • SKEWED

          Did you see eddie's post? Fucking Retard! I'm a Latino guy, and have seen Many of Latino asses… They DO exist, but those chicks don't have it!

          • DoomsDayDub

            No, I didn't read every f*cking little comment before posting. Oh my god! The horror, the horror. You are basically backing up what I said in that latina's do have those asses in real life. This one picture being fake doesn't disprove that.

  • gordon

    look everyone, its an Alabama family portrait.

    • Undershooter30

      Good one gordon… Just because you may be from Alabama and you're family looks like this doesn't mean that all Alabama citizens ride beached whales.

  • Achillies

    "and not a single fuck was given"

    • 3443t

      yeah it was. when i told you to "shut the fuck up".

  • Rosie Fay

    #18 Da fuck?

    • Will Harding

      "I have the wierdest boner right now"

  • Bubba

    #5 anatomic incorrect Ken

    • Stan_Dalone

      Barbie- WTF happened to your dick?

      • Paula_

        Barbie never had a dick, asshat!

        – the one you love to stalk

        • Stan_Dalone

          STFU asswipe and the only stalk you have is stuck up your ass

          • Guesty

            Dude, quick question. Seriously too. Are you retarded? I try not to pick on mentally retarded dipshits if they truly are, ya know, retarded, so just wondering. Otherwise, you are a pretty sad person.

            • Stan_Dalone

              was I posting this for your attention Guesty, NO I wasn't so go home and piss in your hat

          • Shoop U

            Stan, fuck off. you're not funny. you sound an illiterate 'tard.

            • Stan_Dalone

              so insulting me is your plan? You believe by insulting me you are doing what? nothing so, Let me know how that works for you

              • Greene

                i agree with him. so does Guesty. so…i'd say it worked out well for him.

                • Stan_Dalone

                  well guess what greene I don't care what you think either

  • BoyFromWales

    I can never get over how gorgeous Katy Perry is!

    • JerkFace

      Me either, except for that whole "face" thing she has going on.

      • Kyle White

        Dafuq is wrong with her face? Gtfo.

        • 0p;l

          look her up without make-up, then issue a formal apology to JerkFace. thank you.

    • Cedric Schlosser

      Yah, and fatty on the right looks like :"You goddamn sexy Katy even I would do…"

      • 098kn


  • Head Chef

    #30 Bloba Fett?

    • GernBlansten

      I was thinking Bubba Fett…..

    • PeteJ_Norn_Iron

      Beat me to the punch line they all work though

    • bob

      its funny because fett is german for fat

  • SasKc

    #10 Looks like Dunedin after a saturday night..

    • Augustus

      at the Dunedin Brewery? no way

    • Stick

      That's what Riotfest looked like at the end of the night.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #11 i think she broke something, maybe her dignity

    • Randall Gallegos

      i think almost all of those boys on the right hit puberty at the exact same moment tho….

  • Da Sandman

    #18 modern theatre… it was bad the last time my school forced us to watch it… but this..???

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