Russia has their own brand of douchebag (26 Photos)

As many of you know, one of my hobbies is lurking on Russian websites. I think the country has some of the most beautiful women in the world but I've also noticed that many of these women are dating for status only. There are some obvious parallels to American culture here for sure. The difference is the douche. I believe the American douchebag might actually be greasier but the Russianbag has a creep factor I can't quite explain.

* Some of the included photos of females only are not douchebaguettes. They're just smoking hot Russian women *

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  • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

    At least it's better than the ones we got around here…

    Oh wait, never mind #17

    • Flicka

      Just like western douchebags, except more pale and no spray-tans. So… uuuhhh…. I guess there's that?

    • ruschiver

      The dude on the right is Sergey, Russia's most famous stylist who has all the celebrities as his clientele. His is dumb as #uck and surprisingly straight.

      • fibonacci5150

        his name is Sergey, classic

        • k-9

          #2 and #17 he looks fake

          • Smuggler

            He looks like he's from the cast of the first Planet of the Apes.

    • http://twitter.com/TJettman @TJettman

      douchefags

  • Stan

    7th

  • Tuff Guy

    #4 on the left looks like a young Russian Charlie Sheen.

    • Correct

      33 likes, and yet nobody realized you were talking about the dude on the right.

      • Buffalo Just Sayin

        Nah, left.

  • izismile.com

    no source? the tags are still on all of the photos. fotococktail.ru

    • oberon

      so i guess the photos are sourced 26 times then?

  • jason in pc

    doesnt matter, still had sex.

  • DaBears

    #17 Yeah, that's normal

    • doreen

      Kill it! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

  • matt

    #5 #11 #24 i only see some hot ruskies, no douches

    • Bucky Jones

      Yeah I agree. I don't see nothing wrong with these pictures.

      • Pecker

        Don't complain! They're hot!!

    • Rahm Emanuel

      you forgot one… #20

    • U street noobs.

      Ya seriously, so you're telling me relatively average guys who don't appear to be trying too hard, get all the hotest bitches in Russia? Holy shit sign me up!

  • Mitch Cumstein

    First!!! Putin has done them all!

  • bob

    #26 its a hand bag right??

    • Andy

      it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000018963941 Tim Brown

    #19 What the fuck is that thing?

    • vsinertia

      my preeeecious

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000018963941 Tim Brown

        Haha, Exactly what I was thinking

      • fabio

        I thought the same…:D

      • R2G Fan

        Schmegal hates hobbitses

    • Bucky Jones

      A russian Gollum.

    • BruthaV

      The last known Chernobyl survivor.

    • dakld

      shouldn't have spent all his money on a louis belt buckle

    • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

      hahaha we all thought the same haha.

    • alb0976

      cillian murphy after drinking straight cyanide sprinkled with asbestos

    • Psymon Gallows

      Those tricksy hobbitses, Sméagol hates them! Filthy, sinking hobbitses!

    • N Horton

      gollum

      • Bryan

        Dude looks like the dude from mad tv's logo…uggghhh

    • Lee

      Looks like golum!

  • da2conan

    #17 Straighter than Twilight

  • wkdfrog

    #11 #20 #24 I see nothing wrong/douchebagess with these pictures at all

    • Big_Curt

      agree but not gonna complain about it

    • frank

      there's nothing wrong with these women. read the text after pic #1:

      * Some of the included photos of females only are not douchebaguettes. They're just smoking hot Russian women *

      • topher1979

        Who reads text in a picture gallery? Answer: just frank.

  • MissChris

    Wow. These guys look like tools. Luckily #11 is a stone fox, and she made up for it. 🙂

    • DaddyD

      Do want.

    • Grodon

      Read the top of the post, quite clear some pics are for hotness qualities only!

  • callout

    #12 damn thats a lot of hamburger meat hangin out

    #17 looks like a hairy faced Justin Bieber

  • Obama

    where is the douche in #11?

    • BleedC&B

      so many hot chicls in Russia

  • TOi83u

    i bet they're the Russian equivalent of the Chivers.

  • Htisss

    #5 on the left. Smokin'.

    • Rhino

      #5 on the FAR left, is #11.

  • float

    #19….Smiegel!??????

    • matt

      Would it have been that hard to find out how to spell Smeagol? The books has been around for over 50 years, ffs.

  • torainca

    #1 #20 Some cute Russian girls

    • myNameIs

      I'm pretty sure photo 1 is brother and sister… have a good look.

  • AssClown

    #2 Are you referring to the guy in the middle or that "thing" on the left hand side?

    • myNameIs

      Isn't the guy on the left the same as from #17 ?

      • k-9

        and he looks like a blow-up doll. and not the good kind of blow-up doll

  • Hank Scorpio

    Wow. Second photo dump from fotococktail.ru. Fascinating.

  • Dunny_

    Yeah, I no get. All I'm seeing is hot, hot ladies posing with movie villains. Like #23

  • AssClown

    #13 Biggest douche of them all, hence the fugly woman beside him…

    • McG

      I was thinking it was his mom, which would only add to the creepiness…

  • franks

    #27 oh russia, you so crazy

  • AssClown

    #19 Fucking Schmiegel!! xD

    • matt

      Thoroughly valuable input. Thanks for that, Auhsklaune.

    • Common Sense

      christ, you're an unoriginal fool.

      • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

        If Smeagal had shit out Eric Robert's stillborn child………

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