Cowgirls vs. Indians (30 Photos)

  • CMFP


    • drewscriver

      First douche to ruin a perfectly good comment section? First person with such a sad and pathetic life that an actual goal of yours is the first to post something meaningless in a comment section?

      The truly sad part is that you rushed to the bottom of the page to post "first" when the point of the post is to present gorgeous girls. You missed the point. But hey, you were first, right?

      • chill pill

        somebodys upset they werent first?

    • Jeff

      Wow, how pissed is that guy.

      • Urban

        No doubt. Who gives a shlt about these "First" douchebags anyway. Just enjoy the Chive!

  • Alan

    #11 #24 One of each, please!

    • steve

      Make #11 a double, please.

    • Stan_Dalone

      the woman on the left, her name is Sheridyn

    • TWON925

      it's hump day where are all the butts? it better be all HumpDar Today!

  • Kaiser

    #8 causes indians to lose

    • Greg Lee


    • Gnole

      You must be looking at a different picture. maybe you have too much semen on your monitor from the other pictures?

      • ROR

        …of MEN

  • Tim Brown

    #7 Nice Ass!!!!! Errr, gun…… I meant gun.

    • Drewcifer

      she has a gun? hurm.. missed that…

  • superhumano

    I'm not picky…

  • Biz02

    #11 – wins it for me. Go Cowgirls!

    • .5 man .5 amazing

      #11 is the chive equivalent of small pox…..too soon???

    • bowdown

      if she would let me i could eat that all day and dont have to have anything in return… beautiful is an understatement here

      • Ha.Ha.

        why don't you just go rape her and get it over with

  • JHarris

    Sorry Pocahantas. #11 & #21 FTW

    • Obie Slice

      in the words of sean kingston "shawty i could take you there"

  • Paula_

    Hi Mac. THESE are the cats we are looking for!

    – the one you love to hate

    • hassssss

      what cats

      • EMD

        no cats

    • Stan_Dalone

      so here you are always trolling giving everyone you can a hard time especially me and yet you wanted to follow me? wow nice compliment thanks paula lmao

      • Paula_

        Misclick; was hovering over your avatar and wanted to click the reply button. Didn't think I hit the 'follow' button… but I did… I did… Will spank myself for it.

        – the one you love to hate

        • Stan_Dalone


          • Paula_

            Did you cry just meow?

            – the one you love to hate

            • Stan_Dalone

              don't flatter yourself you are not all are still irrelevant

            • Stan_Dalone

              paula you will love this link

              • Paula_

                Saw it the first time you linked it, not that funny.

                – the one you love to hate

                • Stan_Dalone

                  well you asked when I was goingto troll you now that's twice I got you and no it wasn't suppose to be funny that way it was a metophore for the cats you hate getting you back or the trolls trolling you, I know it is hard for you to understand with your level of intelligence but try

                  • hMMMM

                    you stand no chance against Paula. Shit, you barely stand a chance against Shannon, and that's saying a lot.

                    • Stan_Dalone

                      the mere fact that you have bitched and complained means that it did work and it will continue so long s you trolls continue you stupid idiotic antics, bad mouth me threaten me, berate me humb me down only adds fuel to the fire. you just prove you can't handle being trolledlike you roll others. he more you troll the more you give me a hard time the better I like it

    • Malboro

      Paula, you are the only reason I scroll through the comments. Thank you.

  • foundbyroadsidedead

    i,m appaled at the reference to "indians" this is almos tlike using the "n" word i demand you retract this slur and rephrase it te read Native North american

    • hassssss

      dude, there wasn't a single indian in this anyway. also, you're a douche bag.

      • hassssss

        I hassssss no friends so i post comments without merit , plus my small sized dick makes my brain think it knows what an "indian" is.

      • NATIVE thru and thru

        lmao exactly… just a bunch of honky ass bitches wearing turkey feathers! what a joke! c'mon chive get it together

        • uz28i

          agreed. they half-ass so much of this shit. it's lame.

      • Ghost in the Machne

        I know! There wasn't even a single pic of Aishwarya Rai or Shilpa Shetty or anything, WTF!

    • Mike

      Shut up you Indian lover. Native North American. Indian is fine with me. Just like Black or White. Not White English American or Black African American. Just American.

      • Mike

        And furthermore just becasue im gay doesnt mean i cant come in here and pretend to like women..
        love MIke..

        • Jen


        • Guesty

          there is a gay support group here it's ok

    • Dan

      Wow, you're a hand-wringing cunt.

      • Ghost in the Machine

        Even though there is an agreement with the sentiment you wish to express, there is an accompanying sense of disparagement towards the particular vernacular you have chosen to channel your opinion through.

        To be fair points must be awarded for the succinct and profound nature of said post.

    • Mackin

      I'm suspecting Troll here…Hmm, I'm a bit irked by white folks doing the Indian thing as I would by white folks in blackface, but the whole "Indian" vs "Native American" thing reminds me of the King Missile song. Before white folks came here, this place wasn't called America…and I notice that all the Indians I know call themselves Indian (or, preferably, by the tribe)

      • mackintheindianlover

        dare you to walk onto a reserve and call one of them an indian.. asswipe..

      • The_Dood

        King Missile rocks. That is all.

      • Stan_Dalone

        when I first met my wife She told me she was part Mohawk Indian Her words not mine. so get over the politically correct crap

        • NebraskaGuy

          I agree! Growing up in Montana put me in a lot of contact with the native tribes of the area (Blackfeet, Crow, etc) and they ALL refer to themselves as indians.

          • Stan_Dalone


          • bull1123

            Same in Oklahoma.

            • Tyrone Shulaces

              They don't seem to care what I say when I'm in their casinos losing money.

            • MATT

              Right on! I'm an Okie Indian.

        • Sitting Bull Shit

          Stan, you wife said something very similar to me when I met her. She told me I sure was parting a Mohawk Indian.

    • Owen Smithers

      Christ-almighty! We've got far bigger problems than worrying about that stupid shit! Nothing derogatory was meant in calling them Indians. Hell, if anything we ought to be harangued for oogling hot women. We're balanced precariously on the verge of losing our very freedom in this country!

      • Matt

        No kidding! When The Chive makes rape jokes, hardly anyone lifts a finger to protest. But when someone says "Indian," some white dude has to swoop in and be awesomely offended for us, even though we call ourselves "Indians."

        • Owen Smithers

          Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
          Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
          Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
          Applicant: I like rape.

        • _________ Means Yes

          It's not rape. It's a simple question. Fuck, fight, or hitchhike?

    • ChazLee

      Im Lakota, and i think indian is just fine. 😛

      • Matt

        Pilamiya, kola. I appreciate that.



        • MATT

          Wait, what? Did that make ANY sense to anyone? Or did your mom win a bunch of thermometer eating contests while she was pregnant with you?

    • oh nooooes

      oh f*** someone has to try and be politically correct… get the stick out of your ass and grow up. that term is not negative. i know many indians (oh no i mean Native Americans, which that should be considered offensive since this land we took over was not called America then, lol) and work for an indian tribe. this has never came up with anyone that i work with or work for. grow the f*** up and stop thinking everything in this world is suppose to be offending

      • oh nose nose nuthin

        its precisely what its all about, you took over this land? good for you, custer thought the same thing

    • panama99


      I hope i haven't offended any-one!!!!!

    • ahawkeyeguy

      Blackfoot here… Indian is just fine. you asshat.

    • Matt

      Hey dipshit, I'm an Indian. A REAL Indian. As in, "speak my native language" Indian. And guess what? We prefer to call ourselves "Indian!" I've never heard a single other Indian use the term "Native American"–only white people say that. Don't believe me? Take it up with the American Indian Movement. Or the National Congress of the American Indian. Or the 500 tribes that officially call themselves "Indian" right there in their name. Or the United Nations Conference on American Indians, in which representatives from our tribes unanimously requested to be called "Indian."

      You'll have more of a case if you'd objected to the cheesy headdresses and goofy-assed face paint than by objecting to "Indian" and revealing yourself to be a white guy who has NO familiarity with real Indians after all.

      • Stan_Dalone

        hey matt
        "only white people say that" only liberal tree huggers say that. thanks I am a supporter of Indian rights and I am all white

        • allhailmattthechief

          your all asshats for getting trolled.

          • mattgottrolled


      • allhailmikethechief

        calm down
        we were joking..

        • MATT

          Yeah, I know. But it was fun to let myself get carried away. Sometimes you actually have to "go off and Chive on" just 'cause it's amusing to rant at some dipshit.

          • trolledyoubyroadside

            good stuff im glad your not ppissed..
            but its funny how i created this monster, by posting the original content…

      • apuforprez

        but i thought apu at the quiky mart was an indian selling squishie pops?

        • NATIVE thru and thru

          he is therefore he is INDIAN… Indigenous people of america is what we prefer…. and none of these ass hats are "native"…. RIDICULOUS!


        i live between two reserves, i am dating a 1/4 native lady , i know what native north americans are, like alot of white and many races some are bad and some are good..

        that you and all the other asshats in here would even judge someone disliking using specific terms such as this is mind boggling and it proves my point..

        you are no more native then the white trash in here everyday..

        And dipshit?
        and the indians here come from india, the natives in my area do not like being associated with a foreigner..


        asshatted assmat

    • Drewcifer

      how about, previously indigenous persons?

    • Cartman

      I'm like 1/8th lesbian.

      • Tanto Kowalski

        I'm half Indian and half Polish, and you can call me whatever you want, because I have a huge pecker, and I probably boned your wife.



        • tantodoesheffers

          so thats why she stopped asking for alimony, thanks she was a 300 lb SOW C_nt anyways..

        • Josh S


    • phiz33

      It isn't derogatory. Just a mistake made by Columbus. Chill out!

    • Mike2

      I expected to see a bunch of cowgirls and motorcycles… 😀

      • Franklin1138

        I'd vote for that.

    • Franklin1138

      Oh, calm down, Tonto, and get your punctuation right.

      Besides, didn't you ever play Cowboys and Indians as a kid? The post is a spoof on that name. Or did you grow up in the type of PC family where you played "Peace Corps and Refugee" instead?

    • Marc Solomon

      Honestly, what's more offputting than the word "Indians" is the photos themselves, of white girls wearing fake Native American garb. Come on, guys.

      I'd welcome a post of cute Native American girls. The message of this post seems to be that there's no such thing.

    • Josh S

      you suck, get over your life

    • ROR

      Hey…I found this stick…I think you dropped it from your ass…

  • AssClown

    #11 My juicy goodness she's hot!!!

    • Stan_Dalone

      she is incredable, her name is Sheridyn

  • marc


    • Jamal

      i want to shit in her pussy.

      • jroc

        thats going a little OB friends

  • wells11490

    How about both?? #21 #4

  • AssClown

    #13 Pika boo, I almost see you!!

    • Urban

      Umm. Cowgirl wins.

    • NebraskaGuy

      yep … damn, so close!

    • iluv3somes

      She is the reason cowgirls win. Very sexy!

  • Big_Curt

    back and forth battle but #13 brings it home for the cowgirls

    • Master_Rahl

      read my mind, #13 tipped the scales in favor of the Cowgirls. But, both are pretty damn nice.

  • wade

    Indians FTW

  • PubicJones

    Cowboys win.

    • Mike

      Yea because they got to enjoy BOTH.

    • yep

      Not with Romo playing they don't 😛

  • ISU Birds

    #7 #11 #21 Cowgirls win.

  • Lowrent75

    #10 Peace pipe?

    • Master_Rahl

      I wouldn't mind a toke with her. She can be my kimosabe

    • Drewcifer

      I would let her smoke my peace pipe… 🙂

  • Ethan

    Why not have both?

    • Master_Rahl

      great suggestion, choosing a side is too hard

  • Iam_Dave

    I cant decide. So I'll take both.
    #13 #14

  • crizz

    This is so stupid.

    • Master_Rahl

      y u no like women?

    • yep

      Sad they didn't make a Brokeback Mountain 2?

    • i4mfe

      agreed. why don't the virgins on here just go type "porn" into google if they need to fap. or just wait till they get home from work.

  • B For

    I believe the correct term is "Native American Women"

    • Stan_Dalone

      politically correct is so stupid it is rediculous. They are Indians, they Like to be called Indians so get over it

    • yep

      The correct term is "They're all pink on the inside"

  • Mitico

    #30 FTW!! Find her!!

  • Juan Espinosa

    Indians win and its not even a close one!

  • Iceman2509

    #11 I vote cowgirls!

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