Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

A new season of Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time starts tonight at 10:30/9:30c. Check out ‘Alien Pregnancy Test’ below!

  • JT Mo-Nay


  • danny

    #24, #25

    i'm right there with ya

    • TrueDatStory

      well then i guess…find #24 !!!!

      • mio

        ladyboy amy

  • AssClown

    #47 The couple who were in front must be devastated…to bad they don't Chive, their loss. CHIVE ON!!

  • bigmikeskinsfan

    can you guys slow down on whoring yourselves out to nick already? we get it..you want us to watch the show!!


    #19 your gap and hump are marvelous

    • Master_Rahl

      Nice call Max, forgot about the epic gap. clearly was distracted by other sexy goodness.

  • DNC

    #1 OH Shit!! Oh shit!………

  • stiffler

    DAR Y U SO LATE?!?!

  • Htisss

    #1 That's right; run you little bitch.

  • Robi5150

    THIS is what causes FLBP! And I love to watch!

  • Allen

    Need the gif of this #27

    • Duaneoca

      I was gonna say exactly the same thing! 🙂

  • none

    …..#37, #38, #39….damnit boy, you had better do something about that now, before she realizes she's better off without you!!!……

    • Dr_StrangePants

      phew finally…Em,

      if you're reading this, don't let the Troll Breeding Grounds on page 1 get ya down.
      You've got a great body. Your face is cute as a button. And as a sucker for green eyes, you can work it.

      Now next class:
      Just NUDGE the stupid bastard, and as unagressively as possible, introduce yourself, in person; show him the pics LATER.
      You've got a couple Bio-Student Chivers looking desperately for their dream girl in bio-classes ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. There is no need to be vague.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14830698 Frank Prill

        Honesty hurts!! She probably is super nice and can get plenty of guys but when you put multiple pics of yourself on the internet trying to pick up a guy you seem desperate. When you continue to put pics of yourself on the same site because the guy hasn't asked you out you seem crazy. There is a great book and movie about this and it is true. HE IS JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU!! And I don't feel to bad about page one because you know what your getting into on this site.

        • Curiouskitten

          I’m sorry, but who decided that you were the expert on this situation? Do you get off on being a dick? If you think your opinions are so obviously correct, why post them? Wouldn’t the intelligent people you hold as equals already feel this way without your tutelage? Your pompous and arrogant tone tells me that you find your analysis above the comprehension of less-educated chivers.
          Em may not be the perfect woman, but your calling her unattractive and your assumptions about her and her choices which you portray as facts make you unattractive as a person.

          Bottom line: Fuck off.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14830698 Frank Prill

            Curious Kitten,

            No I don't get off on being a dick. It is just annoying when someone does something that is obviously crazy and 100 lonely guys defend her. I have never said anything about being better than someone so I don't know where you pulled that out of. Any other context you would call this girl a crazy slut (which she actually put in a picture that she promises she’s not….Kind of crazy). From my experiences with crazy women, I am simply putting this in an honest guy's context which I hope some people would appreciate. It is called honesty. And like I said it sometimes hurts. So enough with your elitist and ultra feminist tone towards myself and every other person who tells the truth on this site. We aren't just trying to be dicks. We are trying to say what real people really think.

            • Guesty

              Well put Frank. These people do not know, or want to hear, the truth. On this little site, everyone is so cool, and every chick is "HAWT". It's sickening. thousands of fan boys who can't get a real chick to touch them, come here and see them post pics of themselves in underwear. Noone wants to tell the truth because then the other thousand fanboys respond, and the lonely guy at the computer just lost all his imaginary friends. There are no real opinions here, no truth, just blind sheep mentality of butterfly kisses and everyone rocks.

              • Kit9


            • Legion

              "From my experiences with crazy women", huh? Your mother doesn't count.

              • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14830698 Frank Prill

                You got me! Someone get this guy a medal!!!

            • 98308

              100% agree. Chicks that come on strong like that are a turn-off. Coy or subtle flirtation is hot, but when it's full on "here's me in my underwear, wanna study my anatomy?", the first thing I think of is "ok, how many condoms am I gonna have to wear so I don't catch something from her, that she likely caught from who even knows how many other guys she took this same approach with?".

  • Zedhere

    Does anyone else wish they had a PINK Fuck (F**k) (Breast) Cancer T-shirt for Breast Cancer awareness month?

    • http://www.facebook.com/rmdougla Bobby Douglas

      Chive, I think you should hop on that…you'd sell the shit out of those…

      • HatBomb

        Seriously, pink "Keep Calm and F**K Breast Cancer" Ts would be the shit. Nice call.

  • Glenn

    #30 #31 Adrian Beltre ROCKS!

  • Chiv3On


    who 'dis is?

  • Allen


  • paulsoud

    I'm really hating all these Nick Swardson ads.

    • danny

      it'll all be over tomorrow i think

  • Daniel

    Keep the support going for Lindsay and Nick!! They deserve the best, and the least we can do is show some love. I'm blown away by much we have blown up that page. It's a real shame, however, that they can't all win it. All of those stories are heartbreaking, especially the other military families. Keep it going, guys.

    Chive on

    • Guesty

      Yeah, keep going. Pretty funny when the mother in law of the second place team, amongst others, has to call out all you "chivers" for being fucking assholes. See, you used to be able to keep that shit in this little faggot community, way to broadcast it worldwide fuck-nuts!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000018963941 Tim Brown

    #47 makes me feel fuzzy inside. Good to see there is still hope in humanity….. Well at least among Chivers that is.

  • Doug



    • Rolo Tomasi

      Not touching either. Never ceases to amaze me when people put their phones down on the urinal in public bathrooms.

      • O-S-L-O

        Well, that`s the beauty of the bottom one, You don`t touch it with u`r hands,
        It`s a headrest…

        • JPV310

          I like the idea, because honestly your head is the part of your body the most unsteady at this time and you can always rest your hands or forearms against wall if needed, BUT
          the whole point of fear of urinal is touching your face before cleaning hands; with this your eyes are an inch if that from the pad.

  • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

    #22 As much as I love the cat subtitle pictures…this pic got to me majorly. Fn' funny shit.
    #46 and #47 are just mindblowing and VERY well deserved.

    • Master_Rahl

      #22 "I am the Dog, the big-bag Dog." What? Wrong Dog? Ah, nevermind.

    • ABB

      I lost it on that pic #22. I had to look away. Looked back and lost it again. While at work….yup.

      Chive on!

  • Stan_Dalone

    #37 works for me good job nice to see your cute face. but go for someone else

  • noseface

    nick swardson SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

  • moniesLOL

    #8 nicely shaped… find her?

  • Justin

    #32 is a piece of art…

  • Hmm?

    how many months are in this calendar?


    • Master_Rahl

      answer: not enough

      • HatBomb

        Can we get a HQ day calendar? Please? Maybe 365 days of Sexy Chivers?

        • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

          THAT SIR — Is a WIN!

        • Stan_Dalone

          BINGO! what a good idea 365 poses of chivettesget as many who will do it as possible

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