Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

A new season of Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time starts tonight at 10:30/9:30c. Check out ‘Alien Pregnancy Test’ below!

  • average chiver

    make me wanna do some dick whittliing….. STAT #49

    • http://www.facebook.com/nizzle.XD Courtney Roxanne Jean Fair


      • wned

        hahaha owned courtney

  • Tillman

    #19 and it is magnificent. Well done.

  • bigmikeskinsfan


    you are ADORABLE!!

  • Stan_Dalone

    #9 the original planker

    • Reed

      I submitted this pic yesterday and I'm stoked they used it!

      • Stan_Dalone

        snoopy was always my favorite character of charlie brown

  • https://www.facebook.com/Apexs Ryan Carrera

    You call it "spontaneous, goofball and fun-loving" I call it crazy.

  • dano

    #13…you have a GREAT argument!! #34 MOAR please!! #39 Em. you are cute, your classmate may be gay!!

  • jrey81

    #27, GIF it to me!!!

    • Stan_Dalone

      I kept waiting for the boobs to move and watch her go up and down sadly it didn't

  • average chiver

    #45 Takes me to Fistopolis. Population: my dick

  • wyfair

    #32 hot damn!

  • beng

    #46 #47 Wow over 16,000 likes now
    Hope Lindsey and Nick have a wonderful wedding day

  • alexandra

    #13, my boyfriend brake up with me. huuu 😦

    • Roady

      cute cheeks my dear

    • http://TheChive.com Drewcifer

      That's because you had a "Boy" friend… my dear, what you need is a MAN. I volunteer to show you what a man really is.

      (thanks for the lovely Dar hump)

  • Hammer_Pants

    I can't look at this without hearing Nelson from The Simpsons saying "ha ha"

  • http://www.facebook.com/clayton.culler Clayton Culler

    The feeling of defeat by the couple who were formally in first will be horrible

    • Stan_Dalone

      not everyone can win and the other couple have already been married and experianced little hardship in comparison to the woman with cancer

  • John

    #7 Just die now! Chive why are promoting this shit?

    • Philip J. Fry

      They are getting paid.

      • thechevron

        must be getting paid a lot cause this guy is shit

  • German

    #45 i'm in love
    #47 damn right

  • Tito

    Money may be tight, but dammit, pretend time sucks balls. Also, the girl after the dude in bio, I can understand now.

  • Blindsided5

    #37 this guy is a complete dipshit.

  • Adam

    #49 #50 Thank you Courtney if the 12 spots for the chivette calendar weren't already taken you would have been an awesome addition.

    • Melissa

      Her eyes are beautiful.

    • http://www.facebook.com/nizzle.XD Courtney Roxanne Jean Fair

      I catch ya next year 😉

  • maggiemay13

    Congrats #46 #47!! From #19

    p.s Fuck Cancer!

  • Michael

    #45 Love her such a cutie.

    • http://twitter.com/Pekito_RL @Pekito_RL

      Ok… how do you know how much does gay porn pay?

  • 512

    Your son does gay porn.

    • HatBomb

      Gay porn doesn't pay that well. But it can't be drugs, hes not black… some parents these days.

  • Bob

    #27 FUCKIN RIGHT! get us a gif or vid of this please

  • Carli


    Wow, it's great to see so many Canadian Chivers!! Chive on from CBridge/Kitchener/Guelph and occasionally Toronto!!! 😀

  • Comanche89


    Beautiful smile and eyes!

  • need my shirt

    anyone get my keep calm shirt in the mail??? because i got someones chive shirt

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