Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • Dan

    #5 Girl on the left is HOT!

    • SuperiorTo8

      I wouldn't kick either of them out of bed in the morning

      • Dan

        True.

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

        you would have to when the bus came to take em to school…

        • pancho pistolas

          si hay pelito no hay delito

        • Dan

          And you must be 60, to think they are under 18.

      • Me myself

        Pedo Bear is watching you.

      • Patricio

        There are plenty of girls that you don't have to settle for duckface.

        • yep

          If you're hitting it from behind, who cares what kind of face they're making?

    • DanFromDetroit

      I would Fister

      • aaron

        nice, i see what you did there

      • yoopyoop

        scrolling through the comments waiting for somebody to say it…

        Bingo.

    • yep

      I'm only 17…I'll do 'em both for you older guys.

      • Koolaid Mang

        you mean "you're only 17 and you'll blow your load before they even undress".

        • Lucas

          What's the matter, ED got you bitter?

        • yep

          Probably, but at my age, I'll be hard again in 2 minutes… Have fun taking your Viagra…

          • Koolaid Mang

            for all you know, i could be the same age as you, and just choose to acknowledge the reality of the situation. that being said, you're not doing anything to disprove the "they're breeding kids especially stupid these days" sentiment.

            • Jen

              I'm of the opinion that you all just got shat on by a 17 year-old. Don't underestimate someone b/c of his/her age…ask Shannon

              • 5280Blazing

                GAAAHD shut UUUUUUP definitely sad I bothered reading this pathetic steam of bullshit spewing. She's hot end of story.

    • its_forge

      Was going to say that, Blondie looks much cuter than Miss Titsupfront there, but yeah both are pretty friendly-looking.

  • dashete

    #14 A memoriam of that tragic time. Never forget.

    • 5280Blazing

      Never forgive

  • JAS

    #11 is pure awesome. I'd love to have a secret trapdoor wine cellar

    • Pants

      Looks like an accident waiting to happen.

      • Mess

        looks more like the wine panic room

        • 5280Blazing

          Looks even more like just an awesome wine cellar

    • loso

      looks even more like someone is hiding a drinking problem

      • The_Dood

        A drinking problem is not having anything to drink… This person definitely does not have a drinking problem. Although I really hope there's some beer down there.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      looks like it's pretty organized
      just noticed the colors of the bottlenecks

    • its_forge

      If this were mine those bottles would all be whiskey. = )

  • DiveMaster

    I dont want to be first.

    • https://www.facebook.com/GingaChris Chris Ginga Morris

      I hate you.

      • Chef

        At least he has a soul

    • Cambo196

      You're doing it wrong

    • Mess

      Well tough shit you are first, so deal with all the first hate you will receive.

  • https://www.facebook.com/GingaChris Chris Ginga Morris

    Refresh refresh first?.

    • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

      No. Thanks for playing!

      • https://www.facebook.com/GingaChris Chris Ginga Morris

        It's the transfer time across the pacific I'll never win

        • SasKc

          Yeah, being 20 hours ahead of america makes every post seem kinda late..

    • Jeff

      fail first

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

    #18 Walter White is just a bad ass.

    • Huge Jackman

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw Heisenberg.

    • bubba

      Where can I get that T-shirt?

  • Jordan in Wichita

    What do I get for chiving at 2am…….FIRST

    • SuperiorTo8

      Haw Haw. No you don't

    • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

      Sorry, but you lost. Thanks for playing!

    • dashete

      A false sense of worthless accomplishment

    • MatadorPride

      You simply get a bag full of douche.

  • SuperiorTo8

    Very appropriate for #14 to be followed by #15

    • https://www.facebook.com/GingaChris Chris Ginga Morris

      The two second from the bottom on the left LOL

    • Machinist

      I'm wondering why he is even hesitating…

      • The_Dood

        Murdering children is generally frowned upon. He'll do it though…

    • mtm405

      OMG this what i want once saw #14,,, A GUN!

    • Sooper Trooper

      Duckface Killa

    • Mike

      I think it is called a duck shoot

  • ISU Birds

    #10 Is how I always feel when my friends order pizza.

    • Ezhammer

      Don't be such a girl

    • F. Gump

      Maybe they order it that way to keep your filthy paws off of it.

    • its_forge

      One slice of bell pepper and I'm tasting it for days, so yeah, me too.

    • Chop Buster

      1st world problems: We just had FOOD brought to our house but there was FOOD on top of our FOOD that I didn't want to eat.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=667795076 Justin Barbour

    #2
    I pose a conundrum to ya, I riddle if you will. What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.

    • https://www.facebook.com/bfcknrzl Brad Stevens

      Suck it Trebek

    • mooseknuckle907

      Not in the Rs. That's not what your mother said.

    • JPV310

      God I Miss early 2000s SNL

    • chrisdg74

      I'll take "Anal Bum Cover" for $200.

      • xDV8x

        I'll take swords for $600

        That's "s" words

        • chrisdg74

          I'll take "Famous Whore Semen" for…

          That's "Horsemen"

        • troutisafish

          I'll take the rapist for 800.

          • Jackie Moon

            I'll take "Jap Anus Relations' for…

    • JHarris

      I'll take The Penis Mightier for $200. That's The Pen is Mightier.

    • Buford_Justice

      "I'm reminded of the heady days of Sputnik and Yuri Gagarin when the world trembled at the sound of our rockets. They will tremble again at the sound of our silence. The order is engage the silent drive."
      the other part of the picture

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #5 I agree with that guy.

  • Dan

    I wonder what kind of drugs were involved in #16?

    • tralfaz

      Viagra

      • Dr_StrangePants

        why, cause they're to stuff too much inside a relatively tight hole?

    • Ronnie

      Having sex in the washer isnt normal, but on meth it is. Hell of a drug

    • Oshkosh

      Lots

  • NaNaNaMatmaN

    Didn't realize how late/early it was till DMA!
    #4 Great Art
    #5 Also Great Art…. Or stupid hot hipsters

  • Jason Dean

    #6 – completely describes the current American economy.

    • https://www.facebook.com/EmilevanHeerden Emile WhiskeyCat van Heerden

      Eh… You're Doing It Wrong.

    • Hunter X

      No. No, that would be #7

    • The_Dood

      If the gravel was shit, yes.

    • -89353553

      HAHAHAHAHA! that's right, eat it you American pigs.

  • Scotsman

    #24 YES!!! Been waiting for this GIF!!

    • jordan

      i cant stop watching it for some reason

    • rudimental

      is it from a movie?

      • jeff

        Community S02E01

        • good jeff

          S03E01

    • Wardog

      I was wondering why it was taking so long for you to get this GIF on here.

    • Dolfan0925

      Ya I caught that peek of ass when I saw that episode. Nice gif. 😀

    • krazyki

      omg it's a lil bit of ass calm down lol … virgins???

      • huh?

        No shit! Woop De Doo! We get to see 1/8th of an ass cheek. If that's enough to really get you excited…google "porn" and your head will explode.

        • Koolaid Mang

          3rded. most of them are probably virgins anyway, so this is like seeing a UFO.

        • its_forge

          It's **Alison Brie's** ass cheek.

    • bob

      Who is the girl?

      • Krusherx

        allison brie and the show is community

    • Anonymous

      "What the Fuck"

      Just watch is again.

      • Howard

        OMG i saw an eight of an ass cheek. grow up kiddies.

        • Brother Maynard

          Agreed. Such a strong reaction to a fraction of an ass on a computer screen is pretty damn pathetic.

    • northerner

      An upskirt is an upskirt. She's lovely, has nice legs and a nice tush. Works for me.

  • Art

    #2 I do believe this should say "Your mother ISH a whore"

    • Mess

      damn straight

    • tralfaz

      we all read it that way anyways

  • NaNaNaMatmaN

    #17 Got room for an Upper Decker?

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

      bet you google just got a bunch of hits for "upper decker toilet" bc of this haha

  • Phayzr

    #24
    I knew this one would show up as a GIF soon enough. Its such a pain to scrobble frames on Hulu…
    Thanks Chive!!

    Also, thanks for putting up the DMA at 2am, for then I'm still at work. (since 9am)

    • Guesty

      you work 17 hour days???

    • Really?

      Alison Brie gifs always make the day better.

    • elbruces

      That's from the season premier opening. How did I miss that?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514154861 Owen So

    #14 #15 Damn right.

  • Yuri Azambeyov

    #12 Haha. Phil Jones. Bloody good footballer for only being 19.

    • Frank

      Who and what now?

    • Remy

      Glory glory Man United!

    • Guest

      Agreed. GO MAN UTD!

    • Mathias

      As if the chive has a bunch of United Haters, In Fergie we trust, MUFC

      • its_forge

        I like-a de futbol but I don't know from teams, so if a majority of Chivers are Man U then so am I, how's that sound

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001739110856 Anthony Ramirez

    #7 This is what i think of your damn dog food!

  • Justice

    Anyone know where pic #1 was taken?

    • Timmy

      In a van, down by the river.

      • xDV8x

        'merica

    • Anaition

      at your ma's house

    • Broseph Stalin

      Get those skunks some kitten mittens!!!!!

    • pedobear

      Hopefully in my neighborhood!

  • yeahhh buddy!

    23rd

  • Stan_Dalone

    #2 was I the only one to read it hearing his voice? #9 ok who divided by zero?

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

      both are old and tired jokes. you really should just hang your hat up stan.

      • Hunter X

        Hang up your hat? Talk about old and tired….

        • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

          i know i know, its hard to read sarcasm… that was the point tho… ahh nevermind..

      • Guesty

        pot and kettle. you should take your own advice, Randall.

        • Ted

          agree. they're both douchebags.

      • Koolaid Mang

        2nded.

    • Ling

      no…#9 is the goatse lake.

      • IknowNothing

        Close, the Owyhee dam glory hole.

        • Haha

          You said "glory hole"

        • I know it's old but

          Yeah, Chuck Norris' glory hole

          • Stan_Dalone

            amazing the responses

  • stripe

    #1 – one of the smelly kittehs seems to be choosing drowning over playing with the humans.

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