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  • deemon

    firzt

    • Mess

      Even more of an annoying thing due to the fact you couldn't even spell first correctly.

      • pwndu232

        Troller be trollin'

    • truthserum

      There should be a picture with a fat kid sitting on a stained chair in his basement staring engrossed at a computer – dirty clothes everywhere, old bags of fast food scattered carelessly about, posters with fantastical creatures carefully tacked up on the wall, love letters (with poetry, and crude drawings) written to LG (but have yet to be translated from geek-speak to slut) and the caption could read……

      "Meanwhile in your average Chiver's bedroom"

      • Ha.Ha.

        this sounds like you just did a 360 on your computer chair and described your mom's basement.

        • float

          hahahaha, so true…

          • Average Chiver

            hahahahahah defend the chive defend the chive defend the chive fap fap fap fap fap fap

      • Ted

        LOL! well said.

  • Jason Dean

    #4 – Damn, I woke up to make this comment. I'm going back to sleep.

    • zanno

      who is she?

      • mtm405

        who cares? i'm going back to sleep !

      • jeralin

        Gemma Atkinson, British Model/Soap Star

    • newscot

      This picture is ruined for me ever since someone 'shopped Justin Bieber's head onto it…

      • Jen

        i was wondering what it was!

    • Mrs_Conejo

      lefty is a tad bigger

      • its_forge

        Means she's normal.

        • Mrs_Conejo

          yup

  • strangeperson

    #10 Meanwhile in Charlie Sheens dreams

    • Muadieb

      Dreams? I thought this was his reality..

    • mauro

      it should be US instead of colombia, they make it there , the US consumes it

      • Htisss

        About to point out the same thing.

      • s7ev3n

        Same thing here, they consume it in the US not in Colombia

        • Rad-Balls

          Yeah because no one does the disco dust in Columbia…. riiiiiiight….

  • http://twitter.com/Sanja_Knez @Sanja_Knez

    #1 Kind of awesome.

    • mr.big

      this is actually south africa!!! this is a worker that was building the new train system in gauteng province, they were working around the clock for weeks at a time and this was a very interesting solution to their bathing needs!

  • dashete

    #15 What did the hand say to the face?

    Slap!

    • wanker

      why am see ay?

    • qwertz

      Heil Fünf!

  • Head Chef

    These are built on stereotypes, since when is the GB stereotype to sit around in pink dresses :S Crap!

    #16

    • Catbra

      Well, take a bath then

      • Chris

        Shall we laugh about your bad teeth stereotype then?

        Just sayin…

        • thatdude

          Yea I’m thinking about the English and all I got is #16

        • Head Chef

          My point exactly, at least use an actual stereotype. Like how Americans are stereotypically fat and stupid.

          Unless the guy who made it thought that he was having a dig at the Scots for wearing a kilt :S but GB and Scotland are not the same, so that would be humour fail.

          • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

            Apparently Americans are the only ones who can have a sense of humor about themselves. You are clearly not picking up on the fact that you can see one tooth from the guy on the wearing the tiara's mouth. That means this is going further from bad teeth to you guys have ugly chicks. Not saying that you don't have attractive ladies, but it's suppossed to give you a chuckle.

            At least Americans can chuckle when we see something like a fat-ass sitting on a chair over a treadmill #6 or some crazy stockpiling guns and food, when he should be hoarding toilet paper #5 . That's the general representation of America to a LOT of people including some Americans. Does that mean it's true? Not to me; which is why it's funny. Just lighten up.

            • Head Chef

              I am lightened up, I can take a joke. Its just this is a thoroughly shit attempt at "meanwhile in" thats what im getting at.

              Mind you some other the others are shit as well. I mean #22 WTF does a pig have to do with Norway? Its the Danes who love Bacon!

              Shit memes are shit 😦

              • Stan_Dalone

                hey Head Chef it's not a perfect world right?

                • Head Chef

                  Too true, actually its only 16, 22 & 23 that are crap and dont work. The rest are funny as hell.

                • Sleeps_Salone

                  Hey, Stan_Dalone…you're a cunt.

                • Ted

                  fuck off, Stan.

                  • Stan_Dalone

                    so sleeps_alone and Ted how's that plan workin for ya? bunch of muppet beaters

            • BBL from England

              It's all a bit of fun, time to lighten up 🙂
              BTW: #4 is British (Gemma Atkinson) and her teeth are not the only lovely pair she has.

              • duh

                She also has a lovely pair of teeth? Yup, British women. aaaaarrrrffff.

            • 123

              Not good to laugh at yourself when your Fat… that means you have serious issues…

    • Hermes

      I'm British and doing this exact thing right now.

      • Prince William

        my brother and I used to do this every Tuesday and Thurrrrrsday night *in pompous British accent

    • Knee Chef

      I feel that it is poking fun at the fact that 75% of British comedy involves me dressing in drag. If you don't buy it watch Monty Python, Little Britain, or damn near any other British sketch comedy show.

      • Really?

        Add in the fact that they're having what appears to be a tea party and it's a decent representation of Great Britain.

        • 123

          Not GB… England get it right… Scots wear kilts and drink beer and brush there beards men and woman… while the welsh just head to the fields to shag sheep while the Irish Jump Around Gold Drinking…

          • mattgn

            oi dont bring the irish into this we arent part of GB and we're happy with our stereotype

    • http://twitter.com/Gingergreek @Gingergreek

      Up yours I sit around in my pink dress all the time 😀

    • Indeed

      I'm British and I'm so disappoint by this selection. I mean where is the excessive drinking, teen pregnancy, and bad teeth (apart from the guy sporting one, that's far too many). Seriously what's the pink about, that's not the colour (colour, yep I'm British) of my beer or my throw-up. For shame, for shame. More drinking and teen pregnancy is obviously needed to correct this!

    • Franklin1138

      They're having a tea party. That's the stereotype…that all the English do is sit around and have tea parties all day. Gotta read a little deeper than the first layer.

    • duh

      Jesus. Apparently not only are british women ugly, but the men are wicked thick.

    • stabbyjack

      These are some misguided posts. Rite Aid (see the bag?) doesn't exist in the UK. This is good ole 'Merica!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=517297179 Juan De Dios

    Meanwhile in the chive..

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Meanwhile in your mom…everybody on xbox live. You know what I mean.

    • The Chivery

      Us Chivers are stroking our 2 inch penises.

      Chive on!

      • ...

        get the fuck outta here, fag

  • Jack

    Hahahah, I imagine all of these things happening in one instant – across the universe, all these things are happening at one.

    • Stan_Dalone

      at one time or at once, but we did understand

      • Sleep_Salone

        You really shouldn't criticize coherence.

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      Jack,You are stoned,huh?

  • https://www.facebook.com/egrindheim Eirik Grindheim

    Always nice to be mentioned..

    #22 and #23

    • Neko

      Those felt like someone was trying hard to find something to put Norway in. Sorry but was kinda lame.

      • Dyler Turden

        Agreed, what do these have to do with Norway?

        • JAFitC

          The nosy fellow in #23 is either a troll or a tomteguben (spelling?) both of which regularly appear in Norse folktales.

        • Dave oinhwe

          also agree. lame.

          • the other Jen

            you mad, bro?

            • Dave oinhwe

              no.

  • Chris

    #11

    Srsly, is Detroit that bad?

    • SpiffyTrousers

      Of course not.

      It's even worse.

    • Doctwar

      $20 says that little girl was the murderer

    • wanker

      pedobear doesn't consider this bad

    • Jbass

      There are white people in Detroit?

    • Detroiter

      Seriously, no. I live there. Not in a suburb….I live in Detroit. Its no different then any other big city. It has its good parts and it has its not so good parts. Now ponticrack…I mean Pontiac, MI. That's a whole nother story.
      P.S Lions are 4-0. Nuff said

      • some guy

        a couple miles west is flint which is currently the murder capital of america, and lions all the way babayyyyy

        • JohnnyDrama

          Flint is about 60 miles North of Detroit, I live here. Flint is exactly like any other city, just like Detroit. We are #1 in homicides because it is calculated on a per capita basis. Our dwindling population skews the numbers. Now where the hell are the posts of sexy Chivettes?

          • https://www.facebook.com/brad.kempenyjr Brad Kempeny Jr

            Hate to burst your bubble but if your population is dwindling so should the murder rate. If everybody is fleeing and the murder rate stays the same that means the only people staying are the murderers.

  • Bobby Lou

    #25 I haz a sad.

    • DaddyD

      GO BRUINS!

    • Buffalo Just Sayin

      Bingo, Bango, Bongo, they call him Roberto Luongo!

    • Bhodi

      Wondering if he "pumped up" that beach ball.

      • KitShopGuy

        GO LEAFS GO!!

        • caleb

          Go right to the basement.

    • Patricio

      He's upset that that beach ball wasn't giving him any credit.

  • https://www.facebook.com/n4sc3nt Brady Dick

    #25 … feels bad man

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #3 thats not water all over the place, the local brewery just blew up

    • LeonardoB

      Dinnae look Irish Mon

  • moniesLOL

    You know what stereotypes are based on? Facts.

  • bigcat72

    #31 Im from California and I can respect how awesome that is. #12 is compensating, $20 he cant shoot it without hitting himself in the balls 😛

    • Ninety

      How do you hit yourself in the balls shooting a gun? They recoil UP when shot.

      • Stan_Dalone

        it either goes over his shoulder or most likely hits himself in the head lol

      • http://twitter.com/sterlingsylvir @sterlingsylvir

        Maybe he meant the balls in his mouth?

  • Jeffster

    this was a pretty poor post for chive

    • The_Dood

      I'm going to have to say that I laughed at nearly all of these… I was thinking the opposite.

    • joij443

      i agree.

  • Bobo

    #16 yup pretty much sums us up

  • Poodle of Death

    #15 is not Germany, it's Bavaria. Bavaria is what the rest of the world belive it's Germany. But it isn't!

    greetings from Germany (real Germany not Bavaria)

    • THAT guy

      Wrong. The shape of the church tower and style of Lederhosen are clearly Tyrolean. Chive on from Tyrol, Austria (kinda like Germany, but with shorter Lederhosen and more slapping)

      • Lucy Schroeder

        Haha, your definition of Austria is awesome! You just forgot that it's also smaller than Germany and lacks a proper use of language. Sorry, just kidding…
        Although, the Poodle of Death is right when he claims that Bavaria is just NEAR Germany. I must know as I'm from there!

    • been there

      Bavaria is the Texas of Germany.

      • THAT guy

        That would make Austria the Mexico of Germany… you know, I'm totally cool with that!
        YodeleheeAY!AY!AY! *Downs beermug of Tequila and smashes pinata full of Edelweiss*

    • SenorWilson

      Germans like sausage 🙂

    • Marina

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      • Lucy Schroeder

        Yeah, that's what the rest of Germany says…

  • Laurie

    #5 should read Meanwhile in 'Merica

    • pjsupremex

      but it doesn't

    • http://twitter.com/sterlingsylvir @sterlingsylvir

      I agree, America and 'Merica are two separate, yet equal, places.

    • guest

      of course its glen beck on the tv too hahaha

      • Gordonfan24

        I was going to comment on that fact as well. Fucking scumbag Beck is.

  • Hersheys

    #25 I laughed a lot longer than I should have.

  • bngn3000

    #30 is obviously fake. Notice the lack of both a poptart AND a rainbow…

    • apis

      u ar Nyan rite!

  • HarlequinWolf

    Number 3 aint Ireland, looks like eastern Europe.

    • Stan_Dalone

      tsk tsk details,details lol

      • Sleep_Salone

        Seriously Stan, I'm trying to help.

      • -09-0

        go away.

        • Stan_Dalone

          nope you have no effect go home and cry to your mommy

  • Robert

    Zorbo: #21 IS NOT HOW BLACK HOLES WORK!

    • MonkeyMadness

      How many black holes have you visited?

      • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

        I thought they were still pink on the inside…

    • Stan_Dalone

      splain it to himmm

      • Guesty

        leave, please

        • Stan_Dalone

          guesty stay here pleases me, at this point knowing I piss you off just by being here is a plus. so Keep acting like the ass you are will only further my justification for pissing you off even more.
          The mere Idea that you threaten me by telling me to die brings you to look more like a child everyday keep up the good wor at making yourself look infantile

    • Meaty

      I was going to say something…but you beat me to it. It wouldn't look like THAT! It's only black on the outside.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14830698 Frank Prill

      You say its only black on the outside but nothing has ever been inside, so scientifically you can't say it doesn't look like that because there is no proof either way. STOP TRYING TO BE NERDS

  • P90

    #16 Dosen't make any sense whatsoever, there isn't even any British stereotypes in the pic.
    (Especially when in a post featuring #4 who most of us know is British)

    • CaptainStag

      I was going to say more or less that. I mean where are the bowler hats and people playing cricket?

    • Jim

      It looks like they are having a tea party. The British have been the largest per capita tea consumers in the world since the 18th century. 16 makes sense to me.

    • SenorWilson

      Do they have rite-aids in england?

    • duh

      the british stereotype is that the women are butt ugly. it's not a bunch of dudes playing dress up….it's a few british "ladies' having a get together.

      • CuriousGeorge

        nope, the stereotype is that british men cross-dress all the time ever since Monty Python.

        • duh

          nope. you are an idiot.

          • CuriousGeorge

            Well, in my book, if I know something that you are not aware of, it makes you the idiot.

  • Biz02

    #19 – If it was a real ninja, all we would see would be a bloody stump

    • Guesty

      meanwhile in Japan, two white dudes being white dudes

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