More scientific proof chicks are crazy (31 photos)

  • Irishstephen

    #4 Dear Penthouse… jackpot!!!

    • freshfraser

      hehe allllll right

    • @ADavis41

      I was still using the old "bag over the head" method.
      Time to upgrade to "face down in box".
      Thanks for sharing.

  • Iam_Dave

    I have a weird boner right now.

    • Quagmire

      Wierd boner comments getting slightly old lately.

      • Iam_Dave

        but still are true.

        • @itsjaredlol

          but still not funny after the 5 billionth time.

          • DaddyD

            But funny up until that point. I think this is "weird boner" comment 4,657,782.381, so we have a ways to go yet.

            • Iam_Dave

              righton my brother chivers, right on.

              • @itsjaredlol

                Right on, buddy. Ruin quotes from television shows you have never seen. YEAHHH YOU GO GIRL

                • Jen

                  agreed. repeating something someone else said that was funny, does NOT make you funny, people.

                  • FLHomesteader

                    I have the weidest boner right now.

    • Nateb123

      Weird how? Does it have horns or something?

    • FionnR

      Funny, because I'm on a bit of a horn

    • Cecil

      This program is only available in mexico.

  • JHarris

    #12 Misunderstood the invitation for the Sausage Party

    • Dick Salad

      I bet she knows the ancient ways of German sausage warming…

    • echogeo

      "God, I miss Jack!"
      ~European Vacation

    • Sooper Trooper

      Abe Froman's wife?

  • Howard


    • Dick Salad

      yes… your the first to say first

    • BBB

      You suck at life

  • Cruzer117

    Allo Phil!

  • Stafferty

    #17 Isn't that the picture from Ghostbusters 2?

    • Ha.Ha.

      she's not cute, and you can tell that if she keeps that face while growing up, she's going to be one of those annoying ugly girls. they're the worst.

    • Ahnold

      ..Quaaaaaid……..Open your miiiiiind…

  • Jordan

    #24 nailed it

    • DoomsDayDub

      Damn, she molly-wopped her!

      • PeteJ_Norn_Iron

        POW! right in the kisser!

    • some bloke

      What the hell was this about? Back story? Anyone?

      • Billy

        Seen it a couple years ago. It was about her daughter that is all I remember. Hope that helps.

      • TurdFerguson

        They actually just got out of court. She apparently didn't like the verdict!!

      • Matty Rochelle

        I heard that was her teacher she had a bad report of some sort and the mam didn't agree and punched the teacher in the face. not sure tho

      • AlrightGuyTX
        • Careful

          You kill 2 people and almost a 3rd after 11 violations and only get 5 years?!!! WTF?!!!!!!!

          • Thomas Moore

            Probably a charge of vehicular negligence and 5 was the maximum. With lack of criminal intent, that is about all the law allows you to get. If it hadn't involved drunk driving there would probably be no criminal sentence at all. They would have been in civil court going only for monetary damages.

            • Fati

              Anyone know where to find the 300 version of this gif?

  • James E Lawrence

    #3 and yep thats the girl I want to bring home to mom for sure haha

    • Bucky Jones

      I think she took a little too much E there.

      • qwert

        you can get away with ANYTHING when they're on E

    • TERR

      dont let the sunglasses fool you, shes asian for sure

    • Donkey_Punch

      #3 Obviously has an ORAL fetish! I'll give her something to hold in her mouth!

  • JHarris

    #28 Which one is the extra Williams sister?

    • 2pumpdump

      someone was complaining that there wern't enough black chicks on chive. challenge accepted.

      • huh?

        lol, that's funny because it's racist

        • Shannon Coverdale


          • Jameleeeea

            shut up Shannon. you're an ugly old cunt.

      • Robbaserocks

        Actually, I think they said there werent enough SMART chicks on chive. So, Smart Chicks……there you go.

    • Shane Neil

      This is not fucking cool or humorous. I love Chive but I'm gonna have to reconsider.

      • Dick Salad

        adios <—- that's mexican

        • Robbaserocks

          Fuck you.

          (thats american….byotch)

      • .....

        I agree i am offended.

        • Ha.Ha.

          me too *makes fart noise

      • pupy

        See you Shane

      • The_Dood

        <sarcasm>This is why they don't post pictures of black people. </sarcasm> Every time they do there's a shitload of people calling the chive racist in the comments and saying that they are going to leave the site…

      • Mr. Obvious

        The post is about women doing crazy/stupid things. When you clicked on it, was it entitled "Women Acting Appropriately"?

      • amused

        Yup, definitely racist. I expected better frim theCHIVE.

    • Rick Perry

      I hate it when black chicks dye their hair blonde. Like we're not going to notice. To answere your question though, I think that's Venus, Serena and Michelle Williams.

    • Biggus Diccus

      I've never seen black people paint themselves white, that would be funny

      • Brand_n

        You've obviously never watched any Chappelle's Show then.

      • NJF

        Or seen the movie White Chicks.

    • Shane Neil

      I love satire. I'm not overly sensitive when it comes to race. I love Chapelle's Show and South Park. George Carlin and Richard Pryor are awesome. This is absent of any of what that comedy is. Blackface is blackface. The post being about girls being crazy is not an excuse to promote this.

    • Tedgeigr

      OF COURSE! the Chive staff took it down. they caved in again, what a bunch of pussies.

      • Careful

        Yeah, they're doing that a lot lately.

      • Robbaserocks

        Yeah, why not insult anonymously, those you fear to approach publicly. You know, like the rest of you byotches.

  • TWON925

    #30 Blame MTV

    • JAS

      I'd still take Audrey a hundred times over.

    • Seldi84

      I blame MTV and Paris Hilton.

      • Bart

        Blame Canada!

    • Cecil

      Snookie. Avril. Paris.

  • The_Arkitekt

    #29 Dude in the green has a solid bizkit.

    • Dick Salad

      *possible infection now


    • Tom from Myspace

      vanishing thumb trick…

    • Steve Lee

      that's one way to get your oil checked

    • Poontangler

      Rocker Shocker

    • commodoresixtyfour

      there is no way that girl escaped the limp bizkit mongoloid mosh pit without getting at least one oriface violated

  • jamie

    #24 FTW.

  • Kaars

    #5… Like a glove… now, lets go shopping.

    • Yep

      That's exactly what a woman would say

  • AssClown

    #1 Man I wish that was my straw…

    • Hooka

      Something tells me that position isn't anything new to her.

    • Dick Salad

      one has a milk mustache and the other one has a real mustache… errr

    • Freddy Mercury

      nah, that's much too big to be your "straw".

    • Rad-Balls

      Her milkshake brings all the girls to the yard.

    • DIYer

      If you ever mention my mother's loins, or their frothiness to me again, I don't know what I'll do.

  • 2pumpdump

    #22 My pumpkin brings all the boys to the yard…dam right, its better then yours

    • Dan

      I'd do her.

      • Smuggler

        That's Chloe Sevigny. She has a nice BJ video out there.

        • ;p..p

          it's not any better than the rest of the shitload of porn out there…..

          • poop!

            except hers wasn't porn…it was actual BJ in a legit movie.

            • dashete

              Brown Bunny… legit movie… you crazy.

    • Jas

      Nicolette from Big Love with a winchester model 50…….who knew….

  • MrMagicFingers

    They might be crazy… I still love em ❤

    • Poontangler

      Crazy's what makes the poo-juice tingle.

  • German

    #31 math never fails

    • dbolusaf

      he has a PhD in crazy, he should know

    • Gnole

      The Vicky Mendosa line….Truth lies within.

  • AssClown

    #24 POW…right in the fucking kisser!!

    • JarkFace

      Um, you put the U in cunt!

      • AssClown

        You put the U in cunt and the CUNT in cuntbrick!

        • ..[p.ecdw

          but in all seriousness, you are really unfunny.

    • caleb

      She took that right like a goddamn champ!

  • V4Vendetta14

    #17 Don't worry little girl, you are cute. But you're plenty ugly on the inside.

    #22 Chloe Sevigny is a bad ass chick.

  • Richard Wadd

    Wouldn't it have been easier to just get a tampon?

    • phydor


  • xaqdank

    #24. POW!!!! Right in the kisser! POW!!!! Right in the kisser! POW!!!! Right in the kisser!POW!!!! Right in the kisser! POW!!!! Right in the kisser!

  • togaen

    #6 FIND HER

    • Jak

      Yeah, I need to move a couch

    • JAFitC

      Yeah, but can she lift two balls at once?

    • ash

      Camille Leblanc-Bazinet??

    • Booyah

      Shes a crossfitter lifting an atlas stone, its atleast 93 pounds. That just plain awesome. Not crazy

    • iskra9

      she bench presses 300lbs and apparently her snatch is amazing

  • Verbal_Kint

    #12 Meanwhile, in Russia….

    • Kyle White

      More like Germany…

  • Keith Piscitelli

    #8 i'm imagining Sandra saying dirty things, but I know she's just talking about cooking…

    • dagleja3

      Anybody have the audio to this clip?

      • JAS

        looks like she's saying "all me"

    • @HessyFDB

      It's actually one of her outtakes… so she IS being dirty!

    • goonertilidie
  • jasgat

    #13 That's some scary shit folks

    • dr.frankenstein

      Kill it. Kill it with fire for the love of all that is good!

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